₦airaland Forum

bennybuhari:
@LadyRosa2 abolodje and JasonScoolari. Three blind mice.i hate Lamidi Apapa but I'm tellling thd stupid Op not to mock another man's father. If you are not blind, then you should know that is not Apapa but the father of winningbot

Bunkum!
But you called him derogatory names in an earlier thread.

You're a bloody hypo!

ycat:
I know you sucked pig's breast, reason you are a wierdo.

Atleast na breast I su'ck.
Na Man cu$m, you swallow.

Radarada!

bennybuhari:
@Op is this not your father? Don't mock him so that your son won't mock you too in old age. Karma is real

Hypocrite

OneCandleAway:
Wow.

That means flight rate too will definitely increase

Will?
Itz on the increase already.

OneCandleAway:
It's lagos to abuja I'm wondering the cost

30-35k

E be like say them go soon spark the light in Shetimma that will make the man summon his 'elimination plans '.

A wife ought to be highly observant.

Its not easy o, especially for men. I only don't have pity for irresponsible men.But for those who are, they deserve love, care and understanding.

I tell him to dress up let's go and take cold beers, Drinks on me!

For Lounge, after I watch him drink like a bottle then I ask him, " Babe whats eating you?"

Normal, him go say he is fine.
But o ain't fall for that shiit! Finally, its either money issue or more money issue or most times stress from family and work.

"Babe, problem no dey finish, no go kill yourself oo.Even federal government get problem like this?!"

"Dont worry, all go gallant finally."
Looking his drink is near finish I go ask with very serious countenance

"So is it that bad? E be like say this problem need extra bottles, "

I signal barman for another round, MORTUARY STANDARD!

THEN ANOTHER BOTTLE, ALASKA STANDARD!

By that time "Drink and forget your sorry " don enter him vein, so my husband don dey lively ,energetic and FREE!

No need to initiate FU*CK, no be everytime e dey calm man down.

I go just bath am, pour cold water for him head, carry sponge scrub him body and when I teach preek , I tell am " Babe spread your kegs"

He obeys me well.
Then I lift him 2.5kg gbola, scrub am well.
By this time him don behin laugh.

Its working

Then I put him to bed, then use cream massage him neck and body.

Few moments later...

He is snoring.

Pastorjohn2:
The state this nation is in currently brings tears to my eyes everyday

We as Nigerians made a terrible mistake by giving pdp 16 years of power to rule us.
The foundations are horribly bad and the suffering is immense, good luck Johnathan and OBJ should be locked up with the keys thrown in a river.

I know God hasn't forgotten us and through tinubu, He'll lead us back to the right path.

God punish all PDP supporters

You're a big full!

Lol...
If you get your own KALA, you no need police trust me.
The day I held a short gun ( Dont know why that long stuff is called a short gun) , that's when I knew deep down I could kill. It cemented my self-confidence.

Hubby just corrected me, he said shotgun.

Omo, short gun, shotgun, the confusion no reach pass say he dey kill.

[quote author=dododawa1 post=123465043]wait and see who will suffer.[/mum's.

Hmmm.
Wait?!?
"WHO WILL?!
SUFFER DEY GROUND ALREADY!

I'm talking about more suffering about to rear its ugly head.

Lol...
Una suffer just dey start.
Mumu country filled with majority mumus.

ycat:
Your freak show is cooled!

Naaaa.
I think say you suck ya mama breast.
Unfortunately, couldn't make out with the jargon you wrote earlier.

ycat:
The houses you are going to bulldoze yourselves when it hits you or beg Yoruba to buy for 1% of what they are worth. Keep praying that the original owners of the land never come for it. Forget 99 years lease, there has been no land for sale in Yorubaland, what you are buying have been bought decades ago and there's no genuine land for sale after 1996, the govt just hasn't allocated to the original owners. All the fake documents you have is as a result of OLE GBE OLE GBA scheme, meaning you killed and robbed Yoruba for that money and then used it to buy fake land. Also pray that Nigeria never divides so you can continue to be ruled by others, the two of your saving grace. Ask a Yoruba speaker to translate "Rikisi nbe ni Lagos ti nta ile kan fun eni meta."

Mtewww!

ycat:
The IDP's camp that Oshiomole has been dancing with his wife is in Borno right? Why do you even need more IDP's camps when you have exported your population to Yorubaland?

We are not done immigrating with our Ghana must go bags to sell gala and yogurts in your land.
Dominating South west is a federal task every igbo must keep in mind, especially with our erosion ridden lands still biting hard, we must take all the juiciest part of your lands.

BanyXchi:
Osu cannibal, we're not degenerates like you, focus on your ekpa ritualist brothers raping your hairy grandmas.

Why you dey cry?

This is not the handwork of herdsmen trust me.

Na one yoruba boy rape this old woman for ritualistic reasons

Blazebond:
Don't worry,you will receive the curse and live the curse.

Story!
My life sweet die!
I need the curse self because e be like say e no dey work, instead e dey elevate me.

candygist:
Person way them curae dey reach old age ?

Yea na.
Curse get category, remain old and foolish.

tubolancer:
It has effect that is why it is called a curse

Story.

[quote author=Kikeslayer2 post=123199401]Before next sit at home Sabbath , your okoro will be no more .


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This people think highly of themselves

Kikeslayer2:
I give that your unruly okoro that removed this aged man's hat up till no more than next Mondays Igbo forced Sabbath .

Speak pidgin bros.

What?!

Lol...
A cursed old man proclaiming a curse on another?
Baba wey expose him unclothedness for children will soon have kids playing with his brokor'su!

Such curses have no effect.

Old man wey disgrace himself like this is even under a curse.

Ask for him to include it in your son's name.

Jobless man and still gambling ?
Omo! Such kinda of husband can never get me wet even on ovulation.

That level of stupidity kills sexual urge.

Don't divorce him.
Take care of your daughter and ignore him, why cry or bother over someone absolutely is of no use to you apart from being a sperms donor?

Fiscus105:
I haven't read half of ur post when I stopped reading, having realised that indeed u need marital tutorials, I pray ur marriage won't scatter before 5 years of ur marriage, I noticed of high ego in you and a wife who will not accommodate in-laws for whatever reason,and above all anger issues.

AN HUMBLE WIFE WOULD HAVE PICKED UP HER WRAPPER AND WASHED IT HERSELF AND LET THE SLEEPING DOG LIES.

I biliv that 70% of marital issues that are coming up in ur marriage are caused by you, because of ur domineering tendency.

if ur story is true, I will tell ur husband that he has succeeded wifed" his boss.


ANYBODY CAN SAY WHATEVER FROM NOW TILL TOMORROW, IF YOU ARE A WIFE AND YOU FIND IT HARD TO ACCOMMODATE YOUR IN LAWS , YOU WONT HAVE PEACE.

REASONS WHY SINGLE MOTHERS LITTER EVERYWHERE.

Rubbish!

You can date a man, its a free world.

Almaigaa:
Northern Girls dey go Hilton Hotel. While IGBO Girls dey go Brothel. Only rich People can afford Hilton Hotel. While every Tout, Robbers and Criminals visit Brothels.

Lmao!
The the high class olosho na dey go Hilton go open anus for Alhaji.

Wait o, you think say na their Taw_taw dem take they 4ckkk?!, na their asshole o, hausa girls dey disvirgin their asshole then keep Tow'tow to deceive future husband

Na the almajiri ones dey Bleep okada and old men inside Bush.

Sometimes I don't blame you guys, if ordinary doll baby fit give una massive boner, na small hausa girl with painted face like Anambra Adamma masquerade no go give una boner?

I remember one imam wife for lagos wey my tomboy friend been dey lash that time.She fuc^ks her way better than the then 60 ye old stupid Muhammadian.

Atleast our ashawo for east no dey suffer VVF.

pryme:
so because of your past life, does it mean you will cheat on your husband even if he treats you right?

My past life and cheating doesn't correlate.
Enjoying once life as a single has got no relationship with cheating in marriage. Cheating or not to is one's choice.

Maybe your snoring dey like the noise trailers plying from North to South make on federal roads.

Kpele.May God give you money to build your own house.

pryme:
Lol, seems you are still young in this thing.
There are people that want PRECISLY that.
No strings attached sex.
There is a level you get to before you engage in such, Where do you think the term "Booty Call" came from?

Thats just the thing with Romance section, its filled up with kids who are still believing life to still be like telemundo!
Omo..Actually its not!

Sex is a way of life, do they know that?!

They still believe in that " women still get used" kinda life!

You see women, we like to nack! Dont mind those that pretend.And life is so unbalanced that even a virgin sometimes are rejected!YES! I know of someone close to me who left a virgin to marry someone, his reasons, she is not matured.So you see some guys no just want stress.
Before i got married, I enjoy my life wella, I no roll for church, I drink welll, I club well, I chase well well, maybe that's why nothing freaks me again.