₦airaland Forum

calculusx:
In as much as your 2m Naira is a huge sum of money, it can't fetch you a Clean 2002 Toyota Highlander let alone 2004 Toyota Highlander except if you want to buy a lemon.
I feel you should go tru the link below before making that choice and be watchful of what you buy. When a deal is too good to be true, be wary. My advice

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-693208.0.html

I just don't get dealers and the logic/reason behind their pricing. My In-law got her 2005 Highlander for N2.6M from the US at least 76K on Mileage complete with CarFax report. I imagine a 2002 Highlander will fall in the N2M range. I just don't get it with dealers

patriot2:
There are many of you who hate Nigeria in this website, you people are even mocking my great nation. Don't worry we are coming for you.

U bung-hole, no Nigerian hates Nigeria, 99% of Nigerians Hate Corrupt Politicians, Religious Leaders (Muslim/Christian) and Deperado Citiziens who will lick any corrupt leader's monkey-balls for a bowl of rice. If you are a patriot then you must know Nigerians Hate Patriots who do nothing but post on Nairaland

Please

I have N1.5M if this is still available by end of July, I will pay N1.7M all i need is the VIN

mbulela:
Those were the days,

Emmanuel Ebiede - vision way before his time and was able to pick a pass in tight spaces way before Guardiola's Barca. Dude was a wasted talent.

Kennedy Okogba - The most complete Nigerian footballer i ever saw.Could do it all and more.If he could read and write at the lowest level,Europe would have bowed at his feet.

Sunday Oliseh - Everything fans expect of Michael Carrick and so much more.His vision with the ball was world class.The player Xabi Aalonso tries to be.
Finidi George - with limited ball skill (the least talented of his four brothers who played football) he was arguably the best crosser of the ball in european leagues in the last 15 years.

Rashidi Yekini - most natural goalscorer to come out of Nigeria in the last 30 years.

undoubtedly

femmy2010:
Buyers beware.

Haba Femmy You be dealer too na, give us some insights. i see them and avoid them simply because they call outrageous prices (same prices you see on Nairaland too) and try to hide faults in cars by touting words like "Neat", "Clean", "Very Cleeeean", "Fully-Loaded", "Full Options" strangely that is what dealers on Nairaland do so give us some insight about those expensive Dealers. care to spare a thought?

Finally the bough is breaking, when clue-less citizens refuse to act and corrupt leaders continue to rule the intelligentsia of nigeria. this is what you get , sitting on the fence and watching BigBrotherAfrica and SoundCity   I am sure Guru Maharaji will start his own wahala  soon and there is nothing teh Police can do about it

There is just one reason and one reason alone, (Black) Africa Support Corruption (To the Hilt). which is why those being ruled will only complain and never do anything cept to rush for bags of rice to sell their votes

I trust your word. the car is too clean at 64k mileage. I am too scared to even propose a price

[quote author=Emeka 7. link=topic=690820.msg8528211#msg8528211 date=1308212380]I miss Rasheedi YEKINI. Nigerias true king of goal scoring. In fact his only desire in any match played for Nigeria is to score goals. He is the best striker I Nigeria has ever known.[/quote]You are right on the money. Goals-Father Rashidi Yekini is a striker i miss so much and because we now have shorter and less-muscled strikers makes me miss him all the more. He is the Didier Drogba of the Super Eagles.

I also Miss Emmanel Amuneke, Finidi George and Tijani Babangida, those were the days

Loveaflame:
I need your candid advise their nairalanders. My wife came to embarrass me publicly in my working place on the ground that I was talking to a female staff of mine.She accused me of having a love relationship with her.When I told her to swear with the Bible she couldn't.

 She has become aggressive threatening to break any female's head she sees talking with me after closing hours.What should I do?

        bros, since you stand accused, do the smart thing, play the part use this chance to really lay into all sorts of girls.

Leave Pastor Chris be, when a Nigguh robs you by force, but takes advantage of your intelligence, he becomes Evil

Mileage Please

aletheia:
^
In a word Karma.

^^^ Life's a Biatch (then you die)  

@m_nwankwo. I am yet to get my mind wrapped around  reincarnation each time i try I fear i might be going schizo. the idea of being recycled for the purpose of spiritual perfection in a world that is fast going to sh.it smacks of divine masochism. Though I am half-consoled knowing Egbon Sule is probably a turd in some Congolese rubbish heap for brutally obtaining me those long years ago. Back to the recusant baby soul who refuses the grace of the gods to a positive path. If my child is kidnapped tomorrow and killed in the process, should i rest easy knowing that his past-life came to haunt him   or should I hope that bad karma catches up with the kidnappers as they get a good ass-whupping from a 2yr old who used to be Bruce lee in his past life   Help me out here

KunleOshob:
Now that all this bickering over 'private mails' is over can we revert to the original topic of this thread and discuss the gospel which joagbaje's god revealed to him through 'revelation knowledge'

Unfortunately Religious groups have turned the insights from knowledgeable introspection into a divine caper of sorts. It is true you can look at a frog for 10 years and 1 day you will see a prince. Same ol story of the Tree of Knowledge, How I wish Adam and Eve harvested the tree we would be complete Knowledge+Revelation now we have to do the last bit ourselves. I am curious though, How does God speak to Jo

Wetin do the car. what is the give away price and it better be a give-away price ooh

i don't know if to scratch my balls or bite my nails. I am not feeling it, but hey it does not take anything away from it. keep it up

KunleOshob:
Are you guys writing in tongues

Greek, and only Deepsights' was translated properly (grammar-wise)

Oohhh! Glorious Cellulite oooh the taste, ohhh the feeling. somebody drown me in cellulite thighs and boobidoos. black onez, yella onez, yoruba ones, igbo ones imagine 5 Lilian Bach + 5 Ini Edo + 5 Uche Jumbo (Before they became lekpa) clones suffocating me in cellulite thighs ooooh glorious cellulite

A National call-up is normal, it is his right to ask/seek for it as it is every other young and aspiring potential Super Eagle. Yaks should start counting down to retirement. he has done very well for himself and the Nation. Allow the young to break in and perform just like he did at the academy

I think the OP has a valid point   I have been in the same Local Government the past 8 years I deserve to be compensated with LGA Chairman for my efforts.   Now how does that sound @OP, Forget my name and that I am from the SW too, think about it

Oga N1.4 no be dash, haba my colleague got it in with shipping from UK for N1.2 toks and spold it for N1.7. how you wan dash am for N1.4

guyz this car is worth n900k haba! pity the dealer naaa

Sagamite:
If you go smile, then smile.

What is with the useless fake smile!

Abi you want her facial muscle to collapse take am easy, at that age if you smile too much, it is not only your skin that will wrinkle

How I love Amala Politics in Nigeria EFCC wants in on the meal Akala is cooking and "Others at Large"

^^^ don't forget igbo-wood and hausa-wood. i hear middle-belters have begun to roll action titles

I miss the days of Battle on the Religion Section where two will go at it for days and have other members align with different views and venom was only known as words of enlightenment not to disparage other

anyone noticed that Jide Kosoko looks like Alao Akala the famed Amala Politician?

GOFON:
The price has been slashed to 1.95M. Serious buyers only.
Segun,  I will mail the pix. as discussed. Cheers.
The car was bought brand new from Honda Place, Akin Adesola, VI, Lagos in 2009.

Ok, at 61k mileage it must have driven to Houston (via badagary) and back via Libya to Lagos. that is some heavy usage on the mileage right there. my buddy has one bought in 2009 from Honda Place as well but has only hit 41k in 2011. As long as the engine still has life i dont have a problem with it.

Is this still available, where and when can i come to inspect it.

bye bye ooh watch out for Petrol tankers on Ibadan Express way, always carry your partikulass

passmyport:
Yes the World Passport is a real travel document not many countries except it and no devolved countries except it has its own entry in new US law France will take from you Germany and New Zealand will chunk your tale in the jail. I have traveled extensively throughout South America with mine.

If your looking for real documents contact this guy mil.com he will and get you real passports visas green cards diplomas you name it.

If it is a world passport you want it costs only $45 usd @.org this guy selling this for whatever is a scammer and Gary Davis would poo his pants if he ever saw this the world service authority are doing great things to help people in refugee camps go check out the website and google Gary Davis.

I event that Rapture will be announced at a future date. I am eager to vacate planet earth to a suitable planet. can your guy arrange travel documents to planet venus? I will pay whatever amount. Please try. Rapture is coming with a vengeance

Pastor AIO:
I don't think that you will get any response here on nairaland.  I would advise you do not experiment with various methodologies cos more harm will come of it than good. 

In my opinion the best method is to free yourself from compulsive thoughts, and deeds.  Meditation. Forgiveness.  Think on all the issues that you have in your life and try to release it, forgive those that offended you and forgive yourself too.  Be spontaneous, let go of all the baggage from your past, what was done to you, who did it, how you'll get them back etc etc etc

Some very simple 'pranayama' will help too but I do not recommend doing advanced pranayama.  Just Kalapabhati, and anuloma viloma.

PastorAIO, I never suspected