European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Has Lionel Messi Surpassed The Status Of Pele, Maradona Or Zidane? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 8:16am On Jun 08, 2011 |
[quote author=baby-boy link=topic=671775.msg8474292#msg8474292 date=1307472165]The ban on tackle from behind was brought in 1990 to protect strikers, Messi is one the toughest players to knock off the ball, I saw John Terry charged Messi and he didn't move, El Classico he gets kicked from Pillar to Post telling me he is not tough is pure fantasy! Argentines are different from Brazilian who dives all over the place.[/quote]It is not unusual to maintain balance and purpose when tackled on the ball (A lot of strikers often show that skill). Diving on the other hand requires delicate technique and calculation. it is not easy to dive convincingly on the run of play in a critical match, the psychological and mental intelligence required takes years of training and meditation. You think the referees are not watching?  |
Politics › Re: Yet Another National I.D. Card Scheme by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:08am On Jun 07, 2011 |
The ID Card program is progressive and over-due. but the FACT of the matter remains, You don't just wake up one lazy sunday morning and decide you will commence Biometric ID cards production/registration in a months time There is Orientation and Awareness, Feasibility Studies that look at risks for failure and prove and ensure success, there is Government buy-in, there are other stake-holders in terms of government agencies from Security, health, Transportation, Banking etc that need to know how they fit in. It is a laudable project, but we all know that without planning, you have planned to faill. i.e another money guzzling opportunity for party loyalists and corrupt contractors |
Christianity Etc › Re: Ogaga4luv Why Are You A satanist If I may Ask? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:29pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
Angles are very important in Life (and Living) They represent contexts that make our opinions differ strongly or agree subtly. SATAN/GOD does exist be it as a metaphor, myth, philosophy or reality. it all depends on the angle you are looking at it from. For Atheists, a simple inner-demon - personified by man's natural (latent) affinity to EVIL is better evidence for SATAN and vice-versa.
SATANISM is really different angles (religions, philosophies) that share a symbolic association with, admiration for the [b]character [/b]of, and even veneration for Satan or similar rebellious, Promethean, and liberating figures. Really it is a personal thing so "I am Satanist because I am" is correct in the sense that it reflects a personal affinity to self. SATAN EXISTS |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Atheists Doing In The Religion Section Of Nairaland? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:22pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
naijababe: ^ U don't. You are a figment of Seun's imagination created as a droid to post on NL  That explains it, I have always suspected PASTORAIO did not really exists, at one point I thought I had gone schitzo  Please warn Seun to stop invading my imagination, it is hard enough keeping track of the ants in my hair  @zstranger. perhaps you unwittingly created a confusion string by making a bold statement that Atheists do not exist ( "Real Atheist", u could have stuck with that really) and in the same breath imply that you have zero knowledge of what the term represents (dissipating the force of your earlier statement -fair enough) You then proceed to demand proof that what does not exist must be explained to you by those who "claim" to be a representation of atheism. I think what you are trying to say is that True Atheists (at least the ones you know in Nigeria) are really apologists for atheism. am i close?  |
Christianity Etc › Re: VIDEO - Delivered From 39 Demons At T.B Joshua's Church London by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:36pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
Ogaga4Luv - You really need to petition Fashola why Landlords will subject legally residing tenants to vacate their abode in such a rude and obviously unconstitutional manner, 39 Demons without a home. Kai!!! what is democracy turning into these days? TBJoshua is an enemy of progress  |
Politics › Re: x by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 2:09pm On Jun 06, 2011 |
Banky ol'chap I thought all that Juju and Jazz you carried will save you, abi Farida Jazz too Strong for you  abi na Dino-bravo expose ya secret  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Has Lionel Messi Surpassed The Status Of Pele, Maradona Or Zidane? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 8:15am On Jun 06, 2011 |
@snowdrops and @Katsumoto Na wa for una oooh. Each player is a great in his own right, sure times have changed but in Pele's time he became a legend, the facts remain whether he played ancient or modern football, you cannot take that away from him. Maradona played in a different era and he and Pele are still considered Legends even to this day. Messi is still growing and the facts remain. He has not accomplished anywhere near Pele or Maradona. if these players became Legends in their own Era, Messi must become one in his own Era. comparisons across different eras will only cause the sort of arguments you are having. is Messi better than Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima - lest we forget his well rounded accomplishments both on National and Club Level. Messi still has a long way to becomign a Legend in modern football. he is a great footballer though |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Has Lionel Messi Surpassed The Status Of Pele, Maradona Or Zidane? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:48am On Jun 05, 2011 |
Katsumoto: Winning the European Champions League is no benchmark for measuring football success. So Gary Neville, Jamie Carragher, Nicky Butt, etc are all greater than Pele and Maradona because they won the ECL? ECL is an European competition. The WC is a better benchmark.
Messi may surpass most records by the time he retires but he actually HAS to do it first before you can compare him to the greats. As it is now, the following are still ahead of Messi - 1) Pele 2) Maradona 3) Zidane 4) Original Ronaldo
Even if Messi is able to get close to Zidane, Maradona, and Ronaldo, its almost impossible to catch Pele
1. Pele scored a total of 1,283 first-class goals, including 77 for Brazil in 92 games 2. He won three World Cups, two World Club Championships 3. At 17, Pele became the youngest ever winner of a World Cup. He also scored twice in the final against home side Sweden. 4. When Pele retired, J.B. Pinheiro, the Brazilian ambassador to the United Nations, said: "Pele played football for 22 years, and in that time he did more to promote world friendship and fraternity than any other ambassador anywhere". 5. In 1967, a 48-hour ceasefire was declared in Nigeria so that Federal and Rebel troops could watch Pele play on a visit to the war-torn nation. 6. On the 19th November 1969, Pele scored his 1000th career goal. Hundreds raced onto the pitch to mob the Brazilian star and it took over thirty minutes for the game to resume. 7. When Pele played for the New York Cosmos so many of his opponents wanted to swap shirts with him that the club had to give each of their opponents a shirt after every match. "Pele was the main attraction," says Gordon Bradley, one of the club's coaches at the time. "Sometimes we had to take 25 or 30 shirts with us to a match - otherwise, we'd never have got out of the stadium alive." 8. The Queen of England broke protocol to shake Pele 9. The Shah of Iran waited for 6 hours at Heathrow to meet Pele 10. "How do you spell Pelé?" the Times of London once declared. "G-O-D". 11. In 2000, Pelé was named second in the BBC's "Sportsman of the Century" award. Boxing legend Muhammad Ali came first. 12. Tarcisio Burgnich, Italian defender who marked Pelé in the 1970 World Cup Finals said afterwards: "I told myself before the game, he's made of skin and bones just like everyone else — but I was wrong." 13. Cristiano Ronaldo said: "Pele is the greatest player in football history, and there will only be one Pele". 14. England World Cup-winning captain Bobby Moore on Pele: “The most complete player I've ever seen.” 15. He was voted athlete of the century by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) in 1999. 16. Pele scored 92 hat-tricks, and scored four goals on 31 occasions, five on six occasions, and once scored eight 17. He holds the record for the most number of goals scored for the national team, which is a record that has stood for almost 40 years. OMG!! Messi is a great player, but Pele is untouchable - no offense to Barca Fans. Messi is a good story,Pele is a LEGEND |
Jokes Etc › Re: African Jacuzzi by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:38am On Jun 05, 2011 |
lysaa: wahala dey o 
so whats with the blue twain? Temperature Control |
Music/Radio › Re: Download Software, Application, Musics, Films For Free by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:09pm On Jun 04, 2011 |
CNET is shareware not retail full version. it is only demo. in order to get to the link one has to read your blog first. haba |
Music/Radio › Re: Help Me Grow by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:27pm On Jun 04, 2011 |
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Music/Radio › Re: Download Software, Application, Musics, Films For Free by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:23pm On Jun 04, 2011 |
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Politics › Re: Jumbo Pay: Incoming Lawmakers To Earn N338.6 Billion ($2.5 Billion) by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:15pm On Jun 04, 2011 |
Mai Suya:
*resignedly*
as we are wont to say, ''we dey campe. . .''  One day Monkey go go market e no go come back - one day |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Atheists Doing In The Religion Section Of Nairaland? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:30pm On Jun 04, 2011 |
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Autos › Re: SOLD! Tokunbo 2005 Red Eod v6 With Honda Spoiler-SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:11pm On Jun 03, 2011 |
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Programming › Re: What Is The Average Salary Of A Php Programmer In Lagos by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 2:06pm On Jun 03, 2011 |
PHP programmers are typically paid less cos every 7 in 10 starters out there is a PHP programmer. there is little distinction between an aspiring and accomplished in terms of Drive/Spirit - I imagine because it is opensource. Commercial projects are mostly taken up by .NET Programmers and are in high demand in Nigeria. Especially with Microsoft deeply rooted in Nigerian business-sphere. less risky/sophisticated businesses like supermarkets and 1-man businesses will easily drop N20k-N30K monthly to a PHP programmer for site maintenance. good thing is PHP programmers have their hands in many small pies in the end the money is quite substantial |
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Nairaland General › Re: How Do U Get A Short Nap In Your Work Place by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:14pm On Jun 03, 2011 |
That is easy. you work normal hours . I work 8AM-9PM (some weekends too) Try the following, it has helped me a lot 1: Eat a late lunch say around 5PM (Nap at Lunch-time that should be like 1hr) 2: Use the gents for longer periods - our white-house is pretty clean/quiet you can do at least 30 minutes right there  |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Atheists Doing In The Religion Section Of Nairaland? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:53pm On Jun 03, 2011 |
eccentric: @lagerwhenindoubt :Trying to save souls? Is there a secular hell for all believers? I thought that was vice- versa. If atheists are now envagelizing then shouldn't they start a church or perhaps there should be a thread in NL for atheists. You do not require a Church or a Religion or a Cult or a Brotherhood to preach a Universal Truth. one of such universal truths is this Love is the Beginning and the End If you understand the True Nature of Love, you need not follow so-called "God-inspired" (Human delivered - obviously for selfish reasons) literature of ancient tribes with "pagan" origins that the religious masses continue to blissfully ignore. If you understand Love, you will truly know God, whether he be Jewish, Arabic, Yoruba, Igbo, Orisha, IFA, Greek, Indian, Creole or Mayan. |
Business › Re: How To Investigate Your Accountant For Fraud? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:14am On Jun 03, 2011 |
Dis Guy: you guys dropping number need to be a bit more professional, you are acting no different from all these Forex guys on Nairaland
You should have a company name or registered business My thoughts exactly. looking at the figures the OP has been putting out, it would be wise - especially from an Auditor's perspective to be professional and put out as an Audit Firm. |
Politics › Re: Jumbo Pay: Incoming Lawmakers To Earn N338.6 Billion ($2.5 Billion) by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:06am On Jun 03, 2011 |
monkeyleg: If the NLC does not protest this, then they are as useless as the lawmakers. Nigerians should not have to accept this, it is plain wrong You actually thought our Labour Congress has the teeth to bite when the belly of her leaders have been stuffed full with government food  [size=30pt] FRESH AIR 2011-2020 !!![/size] |
Autos › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!! 2004 Honda Accord EX (5 Months Registered) Eod. by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:59pm On Jun 02, 2011 |
Wetin dey do you now? I just got my cash ready at N1.450 take ya time oooh  |
Car Talk › Re: What Kind Of Car Can ₦1 Million Get Me? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 11:06am On Jun 02, 2011 |
With N1 Million, why stick with cars- Okada Airline still has about three aircraft in the hanger  |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Atheists Doing In The Religion Section Of Nairaland? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 8:52am On Jun 02, 2011 |
@poster, Atheists are simply trying to save your souls  |
Business › Re: How To Investigate Your Accountant For Fraud? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 8:45am On Jun 02, 2011 |
A Thief in the Financial Controller's Officehttp://www.cfoinnovation.com/content/thief-financial-controllers-officeFor some companies US$4 million, the amount allegedly embezzled by a financial controller at global IT services firm Wipro, is very significant. But it’s not that large for the Indian giant, which had revenues of US$4.4 billion and profits of US$732 million in the first nine months of 2009. “The company’s internal investigation concluded that, while the matter should be taken seriously, the amounts embezzled were not material from a financial reporting perspective given the size of the company and the scale of its operations,” Wipro told its shareholders last month. True enough, but the damage to the company’s reputation and credibility is surely far greater. Among Wipro’s wide range of services is consulting and advisory on financial management, including treasury and cash management and risk management. The company also prides itself on its CMM 5 Level status – that’s the highest level in the Capability Maturity Model developed by Carnegie Mellon University, indicating that Wipro’s processes are at their optimum. People can be forgiven for wondering: Is this a case of physician, heal thyself? Other companies should not gloat, however. If a CMM Level 5 enterprise like Wipro can be hit by fraud, how much more vulnerable are those with no such certification? Wherever there is money, unfortunately, fraud is always a possibility. There are lessons to be learned from what happened at Wipro, both on how the embezzlement was made possible and the way the company is handling the matter. Anatomy of a Fraud The man at the centre of this storm is a chartered accountant whose dead body was found near a railway track in Bangalore in December, a few weeks after the embezzlement came to light. According to Wipro, this “junior member of the company’s controllership team” was discovered to have been transferring company money to his personal account from November 2006 until last year. The company has not revealed exactly how much was siphoned off, but media reports say the total is in the region of Rs20 crore, or US$4 million. “Our investigations have revealed that only this employee was involved, and nobody else in the team had any clue,” Suresh Senapaty, Wipro’s CFO, told the Economic Times. “We have recovered more than half of the amount.” The company is now “undertaking actions with respect to stricter adherence to processes,” he added. “We have to be more alert in monitoring, and we need to tighten the processes for ensuring an early warning system and make it tougher.” In its statement to shareholders, Wipro said it had “put into place additional initiatives to help ensure Wipro’s financial controls and financial reporting remain unassailable by anyone within and outside the company.” Changes have been made to “certain key positions in the controllership team,” said the company, because their association with the late employee has “created a conflict of interest for them.” Internal and external advisors are also reviewing and enhancing internal controls and procedures. The internal report has not been made public, but the media has been quoting unidentified Wipro officials who requested anonymity. “The employee stole the password from a colleague and used it to transfer money to his and his family members’ personal accounts,” one of them told the Economic Times. The newspaper said the transfers ranged from 100,000 rupees (US$2,174) to 1.2 million rupees (US$26,088) at a time, which are not insignificant amounts. If true, they should have raised red flags within the company and the bank, which presumably has anti-money laundering policies in place. |
Business › Re: How To Investigate Your Accountant For Fraud? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 8:43am On Jun 02, 2011 |
Here are a few articles that give you an idea of how Financial Fraud happens Financial reporting fraud - Fraud Findingshttp://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m4153/is_n6_v50/ai_14836563/IN A TYPICAL fraud, an employee, vendor, or customer profits from his or her misdeeds. This case involves a financial reporting fraud where the operating results were misstated in the income statement. The fraud had gone on for nearly a year; although all the symptoms were visible, no one did anything about it -- until the internal auditors performed a typical audit of food and beverage inventories.
* Discovery
As usual, the audit of food and beverage inventories began shortly before year end. The auditors performed and recorded the inventory counts and followed with blind test counts, agreeing their counts to the accountants' and ultimately to the perpetual inventory records. Everything looked fine -- until they made a comparison to the general ledger balance.
Food inventory normally totaled around $400,000, about what the perpetual records showed. The general ledger balance was nearly $1 million more than the perpetual records. The food and beverage controller explained that the difference had to be the result of overpayments by the accounts payable department and that investigation was needed. The financial controller, previously unaware of the problem, supported the food and beverage controller's position.
* Investigation
Professionally skeptical, the auditors called in audit management, who determined that inventory balances had been steadily increasing since January. Fearing that cost of sales could be inadvertently understated, the audit manager determined that cost of sales was 39 percent, well within industry standards. Cost of sales was always 39 percent, exactly as budgeted, winter, spring, summer, fall.
The food and beverage controller explained the consistent cost of sales by pointing to the accounts payable overpayment problem. He provided copies of his monthly analyses used to compute cost of sales. He said he didn't know which suppliers were overpaid or by how much, so he recorded a fixed amount until he could research the problem. But it was now mid-December, and time for research was running out.
The auditors tested one month's payments in the general ledger and could find no indications of overpayments to vendors. The auditors interviewed the accountant responsible for preparing the cost of sales analysis each month. He provided his analyses, which showed cost of sales averaging 44 percent, not 39 percent. Also, cost allocations were lower by $100,000 per month. The accountant knew of the differences between his figures and the food and beverage controller's but did nothing about it because he had been told the differences were caused by overpayments.
The internal audit manager was alarmed to learn that the financial controller had made an eleventh-hour unsupported adjustment to the November general ledger, transferring more than $800,000 from the food inventory account to a prepaid asset account. This was followed in December by a similar transfer of $400,000. A questionable $1.2 million resided in a prepaid asset account, and it was now time to close the books. The controllers were anxious to put the matter behind them. They had already reported preliminary income to the parent company.
Working around the clock, the internal auditors gathered enough proof to demonstrate that there was no factual evidence of overpayments. When confronted, the food and beverage controller admitted that he was coerced by the food and beverage director to record cost of sales at no more than 39 percent, the amount budgeted. By the end of the year he had convinced himself that there really were overpayments. The financial controller acknowledged that he failed to follow up on the strange increase in the inventory balance.
* The Result
The company had no choice but to take an unexpected last-minute hit to the income statement for $1.2 million in unrecorded cost of sales. This further depressed the company's already disappointing operating results. Year-end bonuses were less than anticipated. The food and beverage controller and financial controller were fired. The food and beverage director was fired for reasons unrelated to the fraud.
Within four months after the identification of the problem, real food costs had been reduced to less than 39 percent. If the food and beverage director had accepted the data originally and taken appropriate corrective action to cut waste in the kitchens and restaurants, nearly $1 million in expenses could have been avoided.
The symptoms of fraud are often obvious to anyone who cares to look. In this case the food inventory carrying value increased steadily to four times normal, and performance (constant cost of sales at 39 percent) was too good to be believed. But you have to want to see the problem.
It is tempting for auditors to document explanations provided and move on. Perpetrators will always have a reason. Auditors should verify and test explanations provided. Follow-through leads to a real understanding and eventually to the truth -- and sometimes to fraud.
Problems grow until they cannot be ignored. Refusing to admit there was a problem cost everyone in this case. |
Romance › Re: 11 Questions Every Woman Should Ask Her Man by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 8:25am On Jun 02, 2011 |
 OP's thread has been Officially DERAILED!!  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Movies That Have Impacted You Spiritually, Morally Etc . . . by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:33am On Jun 02, 2011 |
@aletheia matrix is heavily salted with biblical parallels and curried wit some 9_11 chatter. As u rightly pointed out it is all about purpose it defines who we r. Why we r here and where we r headed u cannot but love d fight scenes. Nuttin beats a good. Beatdown. For me matrix was highly philosophical than spiritual @ |
Christianity Etc › Re: Movies That Have Impacted You Spiritually, Morally Etc . . . by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:28pm On Jun 01, 2011 |
Deep Sight: @ Lagerwhenindoubt. . . re: inception. . . is it not more a journey into the layers of the mind. . . rather than a spiritually impacting movie. . .? That depends on your choice of weed -surreal or spiritual. The parallel realities in different dreams and complexities involved in thinking it up is simply "spiritistic" imagine a 10-second reality in the second dream level equals 3 minutes in the third, and 60 minutes in the fourth is not unlike OBE or Astral travel or Kundilani. The slice of emotional retribution in the whole mix explores our inner-most weaknesses outside our self-imposed protective barriers and dream constructs. In fact, dreaming and waking have been used in various spiritual traditions for thousands of years as a metaphor for ordinary consciousness and enlightenment. For me it was Spiritually Awakening  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Movies That Have Impacted You Spiritually, Morally Etc . . . by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:15pm On Jun 01, 2011 |
Butterfly Effect - Change One Thing, Change Everything A math proposition from a weather man called Lorenz who from his simple weather forecast model revealed a phenomenon known as "sensitive dependence on initial conditions." popularly known as the butterfly effect. you may have come across the phrase "a butterfly flapping its wings in South America can affect the weather in Central Park". Think of it this way - a small change at one place in a[b] nonlinear system[/b] can result in large differences to a later state. In the movie Evan tried to fix events in past so the future is better for himself and his pals. he discovers that even the tiniest alteration to the past can have gravely unpredictable consequences for the present. Jack Nicholson  - Tell me you appreciated "A Few Good Men" Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind - lame reviews. i thought it should get plenty thumbs up. out-of-the-box romance movie that leaves a message. Love is all about inevitable imperfections. I can forgive you for not having seen the others - did you see China Town? or Doctor Zhivago? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Movies That Have Impacted You Spiritually, Morally Etc . . . by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 8:18pm On Jun 01, 2011 |
credit to movie-makers who deliver deep thought-provoking messages in their movies, they save us the effort make the lunge ourselves  1: 2001 A space odyssey (on VHS) - the catalyst that sparked a rash of provoking thoughts in my young mind way back 2: Butterfly effect - If you dig chaos theory 3: One flew over the cuckoo's nest - Jack Nicholson gave a stellar performance only the insane will appreciate 4: Full metal jacket - and I almost missed it cos it was a war movie 5: Apocalypse now!! - If you never saw this movie - you never saw it 6: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind - A thought-provoking romance movie 7: The shining - Nicholson truly has a touch of insanity They don't make them like they use to, the last movie i thought tried was Inception |
Christianity Etc › Re: Be Enlightened By The Movie "avatar", Or You Are Spiritually Dead. by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 8:05pm On Jun 01, 2011 |
JeSoul: Have heard of it but haven't seen it. I'm always intrigued to hear of movies that move ppl like that . . . I will put it on my list. Any other movies that have impacted like that? Jesoul- where were you when everybody saw Schindler's list - twice the hype Titanic got but far better mileage in thrill/drama Maybe you want to try my all time zonky movies (ones that put you in the zone). I must warn you, most are pretty old, you may not be able to get your hands on them. 1: 2001 A space odyssey (on VHS) - the catalyst that sparked a rash of provoking thoughts in my young mind way back 2: Butterfly effect - If you dig chaos theory 3: One flew over the cuckoo's nest - Jack Nicholson gave a stellar performance only the insane will appreciate 4: Full metal jacket - and I almost missed it cos it was a war movie 5: Apocalypse now!! - If you never saw this movie - you never saw it 6: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind - A thought-provoking romance movie 7: The shining - Nicholson truly has a touch of insanity They don't make them like they use to, the last movie i thought tried was Inception |