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Car TalkRe: Ridiculous Mileage Of Tokunbo Vehicles by lagerwhenindoubt(m):
The Truth and Nothing but the Truth is that it is very rare to have a car and leave it for 10 years without driving it (or selling it) because you have a new one.
This is a common reason(excuse) dealers give you when they are trying to pawn off these derelict pieces of junk. and the way they go about it you would think 8 in 10 Americans own a 10yr old car with low mileage grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Demonic Convenant Associate With Attachment And Weavon by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:59am On Nov 26, 2012
^^^ God like's em buk-naiked.. a55-out-titsout grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Benedict XVI Consecrates Onaiyekan (Pictures) by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:42pm On Nov 25, 2012
pharasees and sadducess
CrimeRe: Policeman Molests Woman In Presence Of Baby by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:31pm On Nov 24, 2012
i guess those callin for state police realize that they would be pulled from this cesspol of rotten policemen angry
PoliticsRe: Lawyers In The House. How Can We Curb The Excesses Of Lagos State Goverment by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:29pm On Nov 24, 2012
I think LASG should follow-through aggressively with the new laws. i have one problem though. I still see LASTMA look the other way when the military ply BRT lane huh guess you can only be as hypocritical as your next governor tongue
PoliticsRe: Sign Petition To Invite GEJ To Hardtalk by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:15am On Nov 23, 2012
You are asking GEJ to memorize his answers when he knows that they will ask him different questions he obviously is not prepared to answer grin grin grin I still remember OBJ on HardTalk grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Husband Returns From Night Vigil At 3am, Catches Wife In Bed With Male Lover by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:59pm On Nov 22, 2012
MEN are usually responsible for WOMEN Cheating.. Women are not usually responsible for MEN Cheating
Nairaland GeneralRe: Keeping Children From Speaking Vernacular. by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:54pm On Nov 22, 2012
I spokA English and Pidgin and Yoruba and Hausa. grin
RomanceRe: Guys (men) Please Can You Translate This? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:39pm On Nov 22, 2012
dude is pulling your pink bunion - he's gay
Christianity EtcRe: Demonic Convenant Associate With Attachment And Weavon by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:47pm On Nov 22, 2012
I am truly surprised at the stuff Christians are spilling out on Nairaland these days.. it seems that intellect and mentality regresses further with each day.. haba. you mean Jesus+GOD+Holy Spirit will be there and you will wear weavon without any resistance.. haba Christians, are your Gods that powerless.. angry
RomanceRe: 9 Tips To Make Her Love YOU.. by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:18am On Nov 22, 2012
Service her engine 3 times a week wink
PoliticsRe: Delta Partners US Varsity On Kidney Transplant Centre by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:48pm On Nov 21, 2012
malc619: Nice one from my governor!!!...... grin grin grin grin
His BIG-HEAD is not in vain..

I hope this project sees the light of day since it will be of immense benefit to Deltans and Nigerians in General


mukina2 banned GARRI (x7) for trolling with 'sent from' . Ban expires at December 01, 2012 at 04:18:26 PM angry angry angry angry
He can donate it for transplant when he leaves office
CrimeRe: Passenger Arrested With $320,000 At Lagos Airport by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:21pm On Nov 21, 2012
begwong: please keep him in your custody(police) thats my money.
I am coming with proof of ownership to claim it biko!
Okwudili.. LIE!! i say it is a LIE!! you cannot escape this time.. Where is my money
Christianity EtcRe: Gold And Silver Lead People To Hell by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 3:19pm On Nov 21, 2012
[quote author=jose_077][color=#990000][/color]

when God asked the children of isreal to circumcise there male, why did he not circumcise them from heaven. I need an explanation pls.[/quote]they do not have organs in Heaven bud
Christianity EtcRe: Gold And Silver Lead People To Hell by lagerwhenindoubt(m):
This is for all the False-Prophets and Wolves in Sheeps Clothing on this thread.

James 5:2-4

2 Your riches are corrupted, and your garments are motheaten.
3 Your gold and silver is cankered; and the rust of them shall be a witness against you, and shall eat your flesh as it were fire. Ye have heaped treasure together for the last days.
4 Behold, the hire of the labourers who have reaped down your fields, which is of you kept back by fraud, crieth: and the cries of them which have reaped are entered into the ears of the Lord of sabaoth.
I have mentioned before in a post that there are 3 distinct types of (Nairaland) Christians and the poster and his fellow prophets have demonstrated sufficiently that they are the 3rd (MOST DANGEROUS) type namely, ILLITERATE CHRISTIANS

Forgive the long post but it is necessary

3 TYPES OF NAIRALAND CHRISTIANS

1: Practical Christians - Spirit-filled, Wisdom-imparted and Commonsense-minded
2: Impractical Christians - Passion-driven (zealots), Knowledge wo Understanding and Faith-wearing Christians
3: Illiterate Christians - Faith-filled Vegetables

[size=20pt]Examples of Practical Christians[/size]
Presumably 10% of Nairaland Christians fall into this category. You know you fit in here when you Study the Bible with Wisdom and Apply it with Understanding. This readily brings to mind the man Jesus when he quotes Hosea 6:6: "I desire mercy and not sacrifice." Jesus gives an illustration that explains His point. Anyone would have pulled a sheep out of a pit, even if it were done on a Sabbath day. This would definitely constitute work. Normally it would be forbidden. But Practical Christians would agree it could be done under these emergency circumstances.

[size=20pt]Examples of Impractical Christians[/size]
Presumably another 10% of Nairaland (Inter-denominational) Christians fall into this category (you know them wink). You know you fit in perfectly when you Live your Faith by Faith Alone and nothing else. They believe every doctrine by Faith and also apply it by Preaching and fanciful words with Zero Wisdom (Motivational Christians). The Evidence of their Faith is in Proclaiming it and not Practicing it. These types are quaintly described in James 2:14-17 "What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead. They are great at arguing to a point of numbing mental attrition
Attrition: A gradual diminution in number or strength because of constant stress
[size=20pt]Examples of Illiterate Christians[/size]
These categories of Christians make up 80% of Nairaland Christians - They are filled and over-flowing with Faith (no works, no wisdom and definitely no understanding). They have a verse for every Blessing and Curse under the Sun - they have no memory whatsoever of the Meaning of the Book and Chapter.
These class of Christians can only quote one verse per issue raised and cannot raise references from various books to support their position. You will find them saying things such as "Touch Not My Anointed" or "Judge not" or "God Knows Best" or "Man Plans but God Fulfills" or "Heaven Helps those who help themselves" or "Rest in Peace". They are pristine experts at misquoting the Bible and refer to their pastors as Daddy, paying Dangerous Tithes while their Families StarveFast for Divine Harvest from Heaven once every year.
Background information on the book of James and where/how illiterate Christians manipulate scripture for their dubious ends

The authorship of the book of James is attributed to James the Just, a relation of Jesus (perhaps younger brother) and first Bishop of Jerusalem. Paul described him as "the brother of the Lord" in Galatians 1:19 and as one of the three "pillars of the Church" in 2:9. he was martyred in 62 AD in Jerusalem.

In order to understand the mis-information and manipulation presented by @OP you need to read the entire book of James and understand it in its full context.
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http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=James+1&version=KJV[/size]


I shall save you the effort by summarizing.

The overall direction of the book of James is the admonish the practice of Christ-like qualities such as perseverance and patience when under persecution and worldly temptations. James also goes further to condemn various SINS warning Christians about the second coming.
The Epistle of James was addressed to "The Twelve Tribes Scattered abroad" (James 1:1), which is generally taken to mean a Jewish Christian audience, however the thrust of his epistle is not lost to the Christian Brotherhood. James wants us to know that our ceremonial (vanity-driven) actions impede on our ability to serve God

The OP has taken out a few verses from the book and made it a mantra for his clueless followers to digest and regurgitate as often as needed
Christianity EtcRe: Gold And Silver Lead People To Hell by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:19pm On Nov 21, 2012
@OP I now see that your issue is not that you are mis-informed or that you do not have knowledge of the Bible. You are a spawn of SATAN causing believers to be distracted from the real issues. what does God bless you with.. did the 3 wise men not give baby Jesus Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh?

You are a False Prophet looking to snatch gullible Christians from RCCG and Christ Embassy, it will not work, they have already been snatched Spirit,Soul and Body grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Governor, Yuguda, Dismisses Civil Servant Over Facebook Post On Corruptio by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:28pm On Nov 21, 2012
and here is the kicker!! not even a whimper from Nigerians, Boko-Haram or Bauchi citizens over this thievery shocked shocked shocked may we all continue to suffer from the effects of corruption by our Leaders in Allah's name. AMEN grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Jelani Hydar Aliyu, Who Designed The Chevrolet Volt by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:22pm On Nov 21, 2012
Christianity EtcRe: Seun Anikulapo-kuti Rejects The Existence Of God And Jesus Christ by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:55am On Nov 21, 2012
Religious folks seem to have more action and words than the God(s) they profess to worship.. omo na waooo shocked
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Political Figures And Their Nairaland-given Names by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:44pm On Nov 20, 2012
what about ODechukwu (pronouced Odehshokooo)
Christianity EtcRe: Christ Embassy Strategy by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:06pm On Nov 20, 2012
I am going to Christ Embassy from now on.. fake Sign Fireman with fake mbeuke girls.. BYE BYE!! @OP which branch did you go to huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Anonymous Declares 'Cyberwar' On Israel by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:54pm On Nov 20, 2012
[quote author=جيمس بوند]At least someone is standing up to those as.sholes.[/quote]which ones now, the bearded ones or the bald ones grin grin
PoliticsRe: Toyin Hamzat Likely Killed Over Tussle For Woman - Police by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:46pm On Nov 20, 2012
was the lady hiboe ? just asking grin
PoliticsRe: I'am Aware We Need Roads,say's Uduaghan. by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:25pm On Nov 20, 2012
We need more mole hills to demolish for our Intercontinental Galaxy Airport tongue
PoliticsRe: Toyin Hamzat Likely Killed Over Tussle For Woman - Police by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:20pm On Nov 20, 2012
Omexonomy: Going arround and having more wives(including other peoples wives whether old or underage) and children they cannot care for is their hallmark and flagstaff
Especially at Lagos Boat Club and Yoruba Tennis Clubs - 19yrs olds getting their groove on grin grin angry
Christianity EtcRe: Cartoons Lead Children To Hell ( Avoid It) by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:13pm On Nov 20, 2012
Graphicfr3ak: Obros spongebob no dey for d vid na....where u for see am?
see am here
SPONGEBOB ILLUMINATI EPISODE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD97jfvTBZg
Christianity EtcRe: If There Is God by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 3:31pm On Nov 20, 2012
grin smiley grin smiley tongue @OP just stumbled across Pascal's Wager nuttin do you.. try smarter next time
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe There's Curse Of The First Born by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:52pm On Nov 20, 2012
all you sick propagators of falsehood and deep psychological manipulations .. DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! begin to VOMIT BLOOD!!! begin to VOMIT BLOOD!!! begin to VOMIT BLOOD!!! begin to VOMIT BLOOD!!! begin to VOMIT BLOOD!!! begin to VOMIT BLOOD!!! begin to VOMIT BLOOD!!! begin to VOMIT BLOOD!!! begin to VOMIT BLOOD!!! SHITINYAPANTS!!! SHITINYAPANTS!!! SHITINYAPANTS!!! SHITINYAPANTS!!! SHITINYAPANTS!!!

YDF! would you cause people to have a deep sense of hopelessness by this post? I am the first-born and while it has not been rose-petals and ice-cream. I have surpassed all my siblings. so what are you saying? I have also seen Female 1st borns who have made good life.. STOP tainting scripture.. abi has the Death of Jesus Christ not settled this buffoonery for the past 2000 years angry
PoliticsRe: New-List Of President Goodluck Jonathan's Achievements by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:47pm On Nov 20, 2012
olumidaie: this poster is not a SERIOUS HUMAN BEING, how does "first president to witness innocent killing on nysc guys, social era ruler, first non military southern ruler etc" sound like achievements.....so revisiting benin ore rd and 1 airport become major achievements. Apart frm d universities, all other are no achievements....even the increase in petrol production p/b is frm d companies so WHAT D Bleep ARE U WRITTING...just point 1 sensible point and i will addrese it.
it is called sarcasm or rhetoric
Christianity EtcRe: Cartoons Lead Children To Hell ( Avoid It) by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:28pm On Nov 20, 2012
VANENON: I have no proof to support any of the saying, but years ago i stopped my kids from watching ben 10 and i have no regrets. I was just uncomfortable with the whole ben 10 craze the whole children exhibited and the fact that the ben10 character was too similar to a child that was possessed by 10 demons. Carton network is totally banned in my home too many violent cartoon and most of the characters on cartoon network looked terrifying and scary.

My kids still watch cartoons but okay cartoons like Dora and spongebob
You have leaped from the frying pan into the Hot Lava grin grin SpongeBob Squarepants is so filled with Illuminati and Satanism Symbols than BEN10.. you did not know?

ILLUMINATI PROGRAMMING IN KIDS SHOWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCN1ydc31DY
Christianity EtcRe: Gold And Silver Lead People To Hell by lagerwhenindoubt(m):
Gold in Building The Ark of the Covenant
Exodus 37:1-9
Bezalel made the ark of acacia wood. Two cubits and a half was its length, a cubit and a half its breadth, and a cubit and a half its height. And he overlaid it with pure gold inside and outside, and made a molding of gold around it. And he cast for it four rings of gold for its four feet, two rings on its one side and two rings on its other side. And he made poles of acacia wood and overlaid them with gold and put the poles into the rings on the sides of the ark to carry the ark. ...

[img]http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-cFY4_A9UA3g/TUsHSOYA2wI/AAAAAAAADuw/6wSZ2lXQXiI/s640/Tabernacle+Mishkan+Ark+of+the+Covenant+Diagram+Color+-+View+2.jpg[/img]

Gold in Heaven
Rev. 21:21[b]
And the twelve gates were twelve pearls, each of the gates made of a single pearl, and the street of the city was pure gold, transparent as glass.[/b]

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