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the discerning are jerking off - HARD!!

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Cause they are pathetic perverts!!![/color][/quote]

salawa abeni

some old hoochie mamas on this thread.. all hatin on fresh young babes

bobszzz!!!! where dis money dey.. where is it. man dey roast korin dey blow.. where is thiz money!!!!

Joliecoco: Why is it that older men love to pursue Young girls?

Especailly old African men , it is disgusting how they are interested in girls that is old enough to be their daughter.

I have had a lot of old and successful guys ask me out , but I always say no thanks.

It is scary , these perverts need to find women their own age. Have this happen to anyone?

When you are older, you'll understand

hydiciousb:

u dey madt!

@OP you have to be careful with agboo. i have used it and noticed some positive effects, but that depends on what ailment it is meant to cure.
1: Waist pain - exercise will usually cure it
2: Lower Blood Sugar - removing carbs and sugar from your diet can help as well
3: Increase libido (se.x drive) - exercise, viagra can do that for you
4: Delayed ejaculation - Stout mixed with Peak milk
5: Increase Sperm load (not count) - Guava fruit and a healthy veg+protein diet will do well
6: Drive-away Evil Spirits - Your Pastor can help there too

This will go down in history as a monumental work that was not recorded in pictures or reports

Let me guess, the fuel subsidy crooks will get their $$$$ cash anywayz, since NNPC is unable to meet up to 20% of local consumption

Been there because of this poster.. there are no fine girls just some igbotic mbgueke-feeling-funky gials there
I shall never be deceived by this ad again

Andre Uweh: Did you miss the elections?. Incase you missed the elections, she won the polls.
My dear life is a learning process, the way one thinks today will be different from the way one will think in the future, please I employ everyone to let her be.

I am not Ndigbo but i suspect this move is designed to position a pro-GEJ Ezenwanyo ahead of 2015 elections where e-contributions may as well carve an outcome in the minds of voters clever eh

Una neva ask how much OBJ get

musKeeto: Great idea...
lol..

#person ALERT -IGNORED

badt guy!

can we unanimously make a rule here and on other sections we make contributions on.. any mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way (as noticed on numerous threads) should hence-forth be ignored [/b]or simply quoted with the reply [b]#person ALERT - IGNORED in the real sense at least 70%-80% of nairaland is choked-filled with useless inane comments, trolls (derailers), sentimental bozos who refused to recognize issues for what they are (instead they religiously perambulate around baseless straw-man arguments, reinforced with abusive language and single-syllable school-yard insults

My Top 5 Embarrassing Moments in a banking hall
1: Entering a chilly banking without going to the gents when you felt like it. caught me once and when I got to the gents, there was someone already there. had to bust open the female bathroom to the shock of customers and staff alike.
2: I enter the Security door (just me) only for that female voice to tell you - PLEASE STEP OUT. ONLY ONE PERSON IS ALLOWED . WTF man!! even the cashiers in the banking hall take a look to be sure there is only one person coming in
3: You get tired waiting in the queue and you decide to sit down until it gets to your turn. only for people to start asking you to behave your age and get back in line when it gets to your turn
4: You are all dressed up like a million bucks presenting your cheque only for the daft cashier to speak out loud that "YOUR ACCOUNT IS NOT FUNDED SIR" Arrrrg!! why not say "YOUR CHEQUE FOR 10 MILLION NAIRA FROM ADENUGA HAS NOT CLEARED YET"
5: You get to the cashier hoping that 3 days have passed and your cheque has cleared only for the cashier to look up at you and scribble on a note N1,054k NEXT PLEASE!!

Why do these f00ls keep on trying without getting tips from Baba Suwe

frosbel: The catholic church is not the CHURCH !

Catholic Church is led by the POPE.

The Church is led by Christ.

One is led by Christ while the other is led by anti-Christ !!

Lucky for you, this rant will be ignored, by jove if it were the times of the inquisition (the height of Mother Church) I'd have you impaled and burned at the stake for stating the FACT

suave: I used nature essence cream, the kinda pink cream in a jar. It was a very good cream that improved my skin texture and color. I left for the U.S and was stunned I could not find that cream over the internet although the label says made in U.S.A. My mom sent me two jars but unfortunately the second jar was obviously fake, it had this repugnant smell. Could anyone please tell me where I can find it and place an order in the U.S. Tnx

Good thing you know the scent of a real Nature Essence Cream. It is a rarity but you can get a real one in some pharmacies in Lagos. the real jar is transparent it is the pink cream that makes it look that way, there is a version for Anti-Aging with a brown tinge - smells the same though. Good luck. It is a really good body moisturizer

frosbel: Reserve your weeping for the false pagan gospel that has brought so much confusion into the body of Christ.

The popes have a lot to answer for on the day of judgement.

Blame Paul (Saul) The Romans knew history and were not about to be circumsid like Egypt was.. what next.. melding cultures and religions with the fastest growing movement of that time it worked well too.

@OP I used to be like you until this present security situation. I now use double heavy starch since the Nigerian Police refuse to sell bullet-proof vest to civilians.

Hmmm I learned that JEGA was around the vicinity with ZINOX machines

seanet01: Ibos do you hear wetin Fash don said? If this law is not something you feel comfortable about please go back to your gully erosion ravaged biafra. There is no room for nonsense in Lagos. Am i clear?

it is true that in every 1000 persons, you will find 1 intelligent person.. you are taking advantage of the fact that we have more f00ls than fellows. no problem, go herd your goats, you will make a fantastic goat-herder. you racial and ethnic bigot

Is it just me or those anyone think his biography will make a great F;ing Movie RIP

How can you tell they are false prophets.. if you give me an insight into the future, you also give me a clear opportunity to change the outcome of things I am not comfortable with. the biatch loser rommey did not take advantage of the prophecy, Obama did and rigged like a muphucka

God Bless the New World Order !!!

Billyonaire: Atheists are like professors who know all about electricity but are yet to see the light bulbs, they are not too different from the theists who believe in the light bulb but know nothing about electricity. By the way OP, what happens at Emmanuel TV are more of personal faith than the Christian Gods, cos miracles happens in every religion and also happens in the absence of religion. Faith knows no religion. It is just a natural cosmic energy.

G we are kindred spirits . I did not know you were a Jedi Knight, perhaps TBJ uses Jedi Mind Tricks.. say.. how fares Master Yoda

https://www.pocketdroid.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/master-yoda-jedi-knight.jpg

The problem with Nigeria really is "US"; We The People... we simply sat back and watched, we hesitated as our rights were slowly chipped away little by little until we became so docile mentally and physically, all that was left is to accept mediocrity, accept abnormalities, accept lies, accept corruption, accept illiterate leaders and accept our dire conditions - once in a long while a voice of vision comes out to stand up to these Elites, we simply give a thumbs up and cheer him on and abuse as usual. When 1 man has the guts to stand up and fight, we (the cowards) should recognized that this is our cue to join in and add more spine. This is when we all fail and come to Nairaland to make comments. 1 man cannot do it alone. national change has come about by everyone sharing the same ideals and following it through come what may.

Let me guess, they are going to factor this figure into the Ministry of BOKO-HARAM amnesty budget for 2013 abi.. oya OPC.. you now have a cause - Amala and Gbegiri must be fully distributed and eaten by all and sundry across Nigeria. Oya efry bodi.. Come inside.

why can't Nigerian Women be sexy after having just 1 kid. she has had 3

Get over it guyz.. Nice GUYS FINISH LAST.. I never regretted giving anything to a girl cost it costs far less than getting the punana for the long-term

This is childish really, we should learn to take up this issue as it is. People are getting killed in a genocidal manner over a decade in months in some cases. trying to tie it to religion or non-religion is a non-issue. every time i come across this issue I'm convinced that arguing either side is merely an opportunistic way to tingle sensitive nerves. I'm convinced that any discussion of the religious causes of genocide is a divisive distraction from the more worthwhile investigation into the true cultural and psychological causes. We are human beings, and we need to understand our human motivations. "Guns don't kill people, People Kill People"

It makes no sense to participate in this childish debate of what religion has killed more people in history, because it doesn't matter. in like sense you can try to determine which T-shirt brand was worn most by the world's genocidal killers and draw similar casual conclusions there as well.