₦airaland Forum

Ghanians do not beg like this jeet! he is obviously from the Naija SS/SW/SE most likely SE though Oya! start yabbin me

Frankly I am surprised that posters have considered this (IMHO) crude and opinionated comment (from a personality who obviously has a political agenda of sorts) so strongly they have proceeded to demonstrate bile, intolerance and utter hatred for each other on a public forum.

I see a lot of respected posters on this thread and I am lost for words at the way we have thrown reason into the winds and are desperately clutching at the straws of tribalism, religion and ignorance to argue a simple criticism - haba!! whether is is couched crudely or has sentiments attached or directed at eliciting an equally negative response is not the matter here. we should recognize that Politics is always a dirty game - that is its nature. We must learn to see beyond the slurs and ignore incidents that do not contribute to the bigger picture in a positive way. Negativism is the sister of immaturity - these two only serve to propagate the same blissful ignorance our founding fathers have planted more than 50 years ago.

We must recognize the facts on ground and deal with them for the moment - discounting past-events that have been overtaken by history, political amnesia and public dis-interest. We must focus on what to do now and tomorrow - not argue and fight and curse like it is going to change anything for the better

hhmm a Dog fight is not something you want to bring in a cock to separate they can go at it at their own time and expense - no need to drag the lot of public opinion into a propaganda soirée

get an invite to demonoid.me or join a newsnet on IRC

    Femi Fani-Kayode has the unenviable record of knowing exactly what Fmr. President Olusegun Obasanjo means when he says I am going into the toilet to Shiite.   

OBJ: Sir Kay. I am going into the toilet to Shiite, after which I will bomb Odi and wipe out everybody. relay the message to Nigerians
Fani-Kay: The President is having a cup of tea after which he intends to speak with the elders of the Odi Community as a demonstration of his enormous goodwill in spite of what has happened. He loves the Odi people and has recommended that the Military be posted there to prevent further violence to the Odi people from re-occuring, as we speak, the Military have carried Christmas hampers to share to the good-natured Odi people   
Timaya I say dem don kill dem mama eeehe heheh (dem don kill dem papap eehhe) Chooie!!   

We should learn to ignore buffoons by simply not making a rebuttal - it dignifies their apparent idiocy and brings us to the same level. It also applies to Nairalanders who display similar behavior

adahib:
1. Let there be national conference
and bomb all including all pastors,
politicians. 2. Let there be introduction of
tradition: the use of confirmed JUJU to
swear by all politicians before
appointment

I really do agree with you.no matter how strong a born again a nigerian claims to be,he fears juju more than God.if we can replace the bible with a well prepared hex pot,i'm sure our sworn-in politicians would be more honest,

Carefull i was banned 2 weeks for saying something even milder

It is not as if Pastor Chris Hypnotized anyone to come to church If you love his message then drop a dime for the bag-lady

Let us not make this an ethnic affair (as usual) it affects all Nigerians in a very negative way - perceptions people have about you can affect a whole Nation - ask the Germans or better yet, Ask Nigerians   Making it a tribal (yes Tribal is not a bad word as some of our "intelligent" nairalanders have put forward )affair only just proves how stupid/divided/bigoted we are

I don't know about posters who claim they are unable to register a business in the UK or US within 2 hours - I did, all legal and all online, all i needed was a UK address (Which I got by registering for a virtual office with a registered phone line). Company Registration simply verified the address and put a call through. the rest was all filed and processed within 2 hours. got my business registered with physical documentation and tax registration within 3 days.

Our Public Officials are very fond of talking big and making empty promises. Aganga must show that he truly understands the challenges of CAC and also show how he plans to practically achieve this 48hr benchmark.

CAC is a Ministry and like most ineffectual Federal Ministries they usually demonstrate the following
1: Poor Staff Training and Education: If you have been to CAC, you will not blame your lawyer for taking soo long in filing an application and doing a business name search. It is a painfully slow process, punctuated by bureaucracies and laziness or sometimes a lack of quick reasoning between the different points your documentation has to go. in one case, a Staff simply did not want to handle her colleagues files because she was on leave. It took a bit of hand-washing to get her to even take a look at it.
2: Lack of Technology integration: CAC has had a platform since 2004. It came online but did not fulfill the obvious intention of having people register online. The manual process continued - I don't know if they have resurrected the project (hence Aganga's big talk)
3: Racketeering at various levels: In any Government Ministry where you find unduly slow processes, you can bet there exists a lot of profit from collecting bribes and monies way above the approved duties.

I am not a cynic but usually when the Cart is put before the Horse, we can effectively say the rider is just Bull-shiiiiting!

noblezone:
It is comments like this that make me want to stay away from Nairaland.
Comments like this make conclude that Nigeria has not future since her citizens debate with feelings more than with reasons.

Is BOKO HARAM ready to proclaim "fatwa" on any body percieved to be their enemy? yes. Wole Soyinka has proved he is not Boko's friend.

Is Jonathan as brutal as OBJ, IBB, Buhari, Abacha an other misfits we have managed tp produce as Heads of State?

Beaf:
It is hard to understand why any grown up would make such a despicable and evil statement. You might deslike GEJ, but don't let that drag you into the gutter. We all have brains, lets learn to use them.

Disgusting.

   

You forget the world's largest Political party (My Party BTW) also hosts membership of the worlds longstanding convicted criminals in the history of mankind. most have even become (elected) Governors  

I repeat, indeed I insist that there is a nest of killers within the PDP. From Ngige's recent experience, the well laid plans for his ultimate fate, it is evident that the vipers in that nest do not strike only outwards but inwards.

I repeat my warning that even you also once extended to me, in one of your rare moments of selflessness and genuine concern for others: Watch your back!

Wole Soyinka

@posters - Please remember to note the percentage of Nigerians doing negative things compared to those doing positive things - it seems unfair that we have so much imbalance

Sometimes I wonder if our clueless, corrupt leaders are fools as we make them out to be. or is it that they are smart and we are the fools. We have stomached their buffoonery and corrption for 50 years without doping anything but yab and complain

Dis Guy:
is that a bird, it that a plane no its a magnificient flying drunkard!

Don't forget to add - With no Shoes

Ever considered that the Federal Government is the one conspiring to eliminate Soyinka along with some popular Activists so they can blame it on Boko Haram? after all Funso Williams death was blamed on Hoodlums like we do not know better

I cringe when i realize that our entire load of Senators/Reps/Governors/Presidency cannot solve a simple problem as water supply that is not a new phenomenon and that some desert regions have more than ample supply of clean drinkable water through practical solutions,
And somehow 150+ million Nigerians seem to believe that this class of intelligent-looking buffoons deserve their positions and fat salaries 50yrs on. It seems we are the fools not the corrupt elite

This rurturd should please take a sip of STFU!!! when you are buying Jets and hob-nobbing with Corrupt Politicians it did not occur to you to advise them in your Holy Capacity to tackle corruption or warn them as God's messengers to lead her people properly. MOG are just poor politicians in holy clothes

kunlekunle:
that is the way out in nigerian politics.
Do away with representative democracracy and introduce participatory democracy.
get people involved.

A worthy cliche you have got right there - but it is easier said than done

@Everybody, not to come off as cynical but can we step back for once and stop rejoicing any time a corrupt government official gets caught  

Ultimately the Punishment they get never fits the crimes they have committed - They remain Free and Wealthy and all we can do is wonder

1: Criminal: Patience Jonathan Crime: Laundering N1.5 Billion from Bayelsa State Government Status: Free First Lady  
2: Criminal: Iyabo Obasanjo Crime: N3.5 billion Fraud by falsifying her identity as Damilola Akinlawon to get Power Contract Status: Free
3: Criminal: Gbenga Daniel Crime: N58 billion looting of Ogun State funds[b]Status:[/b] Freed on N500 million bail - completely free
4: Criminal: Gbenga Obasanjo Crime: N24 billion to "manage" failed companies Ajaokuta Steel Company, National Iron Ore Mining Company and Delta Steel Company Status: Your guess is as good as mine- yep! Free
5: Criminal:[/b]Edmund Daukoro [b]Crime:$47 million as Director NNPC 1994[b]Status:[/b] Free
6: Criminal:[/b]Rochas Okorocha [b]Crime:[/b]Embezzled $1 Million as Director of NAMA [b]Status: Governor of Imo State  
7: Criminal:[/b]Olabode George [b]Crime:[/b]N82 billion [b]Status: Free
8: Criminal:[/b]DSP Alamesigha [b]Crime:$102 million, over N48 billion Status: Free- Special Adviser to Goodluck Jonathan

Billion Naira/Dollar Crimes pay in Nigeria because youcan actually get-away with it paying less

stiyke:
Moral of this:
The "common man" is as much a problem to this country as the corrupt politicians. It happens everday we even see it daily but we rather prefer blaming ppl like GEJ for everything.

Ain't that a fact, ain't that a fact

Ayatullah:
Fela has said it all you people from the 'south' have allowed yourseves to be taught non sense. Just as your bible have been tampered with and you have been made to forsake the REAL BOOK- the QURAN. So shall your eyes be opened on the last day to find islam as the truth. Beware of your teachers use your common sense. Now you have no excuse in this internet age. Shine your brain!!!

[size=20pt]Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar![/size]

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KMVBO:
Lagos state police PRO--08065541997. (Samuel Jinodu). Is a good guy someone might need his number

I will like to suggest something. let us call (let me call Lagos State Police PRO) and invite him to Nairaland for a session on

1: What are the unique challenges facing the NPF in Lagos (we all know the obvious challenges - Funding, Education, Training, Social Skills, Integrity)
2: At a State Level, what is Lagos State Police doing about it, what is their strategy on Fighting Crime while managing a damaging reputation for Corruption and Violence on civilians

I think that is a start, any suggestions

ssjalo:
IN ANY SITUATION WE FOUND OURSELVES WE SHOULD NOT BE DISCOURAGED COS GOD IS IN CONTROLLED. FOR THE BIBLE SAID"WHO CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE LOVE OF GOD"?[color=#770077][/color]

You have heard this from the Horse's Mouth people - let us go inside and watch the Barclays Premier League - GOD is in control

jmaine:
https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/th_jdrama.png You dey fvck up guy . .wetin come be this na !

I nor blame you - na small small dem go come boko you for that ABJ where u dey

velo10:
Can't we be supportive for once to solve situations rathr than criticise every good effort we see? Your pessimism isn't needed right now

You are right though. but going over the history of people who have come to report cases to the police and got thrown in cells. i think his pessimism is well placed. There is a newspaper story from years back that told of a Police Commissioner who decided to go out in Mufti to checkup on how the Police were performing and he was arrested for a non-bookable offense (suspicious ID card) and when he refused to "settle", he was taken to the Station and the story changed into resisting arrest, insulting/assaulting a police officer. at this point he showed his real ID card and everyone scampered for safety. the entire station was empty for fear of Sack

GEJ says Police Reforms have begun

I sometimes wonder why as a people (1 love) we hardly ever ask questions of the government about issues that impact on our lives tremendously. Let us excuse the Military Era. it has been at least 15 yrs since "Democracy". Are you saying that it was never on the tables to form a strategy before MASSOB, OPC, MEND, Bakassi, Maitasine, Boko-Haram What has the SSS, DMI,Police and Military forces been doing all these while with the huge budget allocated for Security?

That aside, the food has been served and found distasteful do we add salt to taste (Compromise The Constitution for Peace) or do we throw-away the food and start all over again (Let Boko-Haram have their way)

@all Make una no vex - the series dey high me unnecessarily

honeric01:
I thought it was suppose to be in DVD? i am not talking about nollywood spatacurse o.

My bad. it is a 1.9 GB DVDRIP from demonoid.me

oge4real:
A kingdom divided is a kingdom destroyed.

True but Boko-Haram as with modern terrorism thrive in a sense of Decentralization so this is actually a dangerous move. how many groups will GEJ have to negotiate with, protect Nigerians from - you see why you have to kill a Cancer when it is a benign tumor - now that it is a full-blow cancer and spreading (dividing and multiplying) - you must act now and decisively- - not making facebook comments