₦airaland Forum

I am simply amazed that the Security Agencies are able to actually catch Boko murderers with such speed and purpose - clap 4 ya selves. If only they performed like this before the rescue attempt was made - it would have been a brilliant. Okay, now that we know that our SSS are not sleeping, let them start arresting Boko members before they start something in Lagos

Confidence in most Nigerian men is supported by
1: Cash - (not necessarily Wealth)
2: Intelligence - (not necessarily paper degrees)
3: Success - (by whatever means good or bad)

Any Confidence in a Nigerian Man outside these factors is just for show - awon boyz need to catch Maga be it Man or Woman

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Wetin you wan take am do?

Imagine the enormous profit value - imagine if mother-church had this at her disposal

1: Private Viewing (5 minutes) = $8,000
2: Rubbing of Pierced Hands (1 minute) = $10,000
3: Laying next to body (2 minutes) = $40,000
4: Touching forehead (5 seconds) = $40,000
5: Collection of hair follicles =$100,000 per hair (Healing properties guaranteed)

There are many ways it could be used for the benefit of the brethren - abeg tell me the location

dayokanu:
Who told you idiots cant rule a country

Didnt Abacha and idi Amin rule their countries?

Don't forget to add Mugabe, Wade, Mobutu - the list is just sickening

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Boring sha. What on earth do you need the information for? People just go on talking on near meaningless things. Anyways, Jesus left His body on earth.

U don start - Where is it ? for research/posterity's sake i.e.

Happy Womens day oooh - I am shouting it oooh. any free things 2nite

buzugee:
i guess you can say that but hey, you are in contravention of this law ROMANS 1 VS 25 They worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator,

I prefer the Living Translation

They traded the truth about God for a lie. So they worshiped and served the things God created instead of the Creator himself, who is worthy of eternal praise!Amen.

The Truth about God is this - His creations have a powerful innate attraction Celebrity (music, fame, honor etc) Worship; who they choose to worship is where God's dilemma arose. Should I worship God, Myself or Others - Let us start with the very 1st Celebrity Worshiper - Lucifer

Isaiah 14:11-15
Your pomp is brought down to Sheol, the sound of your harps; maggots are laid as a bed beneath you, and worms are your covers.
“How you are fallen from heaven, O Day Star, son of Dawn! How you are cut down to the ground, you who laid the nations low!
You said in your heart, [b]I will ascend to heaven; above the stars of God I will set my throne on high; I will sit on the mount of assembly in the far reaches of the north; I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High[/b]. But you are brought down to Sheol, to the far reaches of the pit.

Ezekiel 28:12-15
You were the seal of perfection, Full of wisdom and perfect in beauty. You were in Eden, the garden of God; Every precious stone was your covering: The sardius, topaz, and diamond, Beryl, onyx, and jasper, Sapphire, turquoise, and emerald with gold. The workmanship of your timbrels and pipes Was prepared for you on the day you were created.
"You were the anointed cherub who covers; I established you; You were on the holy mountain of God; You walked back and forth in the midst of fiery stones.
You were perfect in your ways from the day you were created, Till iniquity was found in you. By the abundance of your trading You became filled with violence within, And you sinned; Therefore I cast you as a profane thing Out of the mountain of God; And I destroyed you, O covering cherub, From the midst of the fiery stones."

God needs honest-worship (the primary purpose of his creations) but he abhors self-worship (no surprises there) so he hates that his creations try to be like him by seeking worship from other people or worshiping other things besides him - player-hating if you'd ask me. It is inevitable give man a will and expect him to choose to do the right thing every time - e no go work - e neva work. It would have been better if he created automatons to worship him appropriately - for all eternity (a no-brainer)

[quote author=Charles. E link=topic=889383.msg10356821#msg10356821 date=1331211654]GEJ's Message to South Africa

On the 18th of September, 2010 I made a sincere and solemn promise to "never, never let" Nigerians down. I repeated this good governance promise when I took oath of office on the 29th of May, 2011. Those words of promise have remained a driving force of all I do in my sojourn in public service. In the last few months we have taken steps to actualize these promises as we were the FIRST nation to airlift her citizens from the Arab Republic of Egypt in 2011 as a result of the uprising there. To communicate to all and sundry that this was not by happen stance, we moved in to protect our citizens in Libyan Arab Jamahiriya and Cote d'Ivoire when threats to our citizens safety became apparent. The administration also ensured that Nigeria was removed from the U.S. travel blacklist which we briefly entered as a result of the Abdulmutallab incident and ensured that Nigeria received Category One Status in the U.S.A. These actions are a deliberate projection of the new citizen centered focus of Nigeria's Foreign Policy and we will not relent. We are a nation of good people and collectively we will work for the good of humanity beginning from home.

Let me use this opportunity to thank you my friends on facebook that your encouragement and support has continued to strengthen us to remain focused on the urgent business of working for peaceful co-existence, promoting the welfare, well being and dignity of the Nigerian people. I want to urge all Nigerians wherever we may find ourselves to continue to remain hardworkiing, law abiding and united. These are tough economic times and as we work night and day to turn things around for the better, I will continue to remind myself that the mandate you gave to me to defend you is a sacred mandate that will not be taken for granted. May God Almighty grant me the enablement to " never, never let you down". GEJ

http://www.facebook.com/jonathangoodluck/posts/339859636064417[/quote]Definitely not the GEJ i know, his comments are usually soaked in pedestrian rhetoric and cheeky dishonest truths   These comments are such a wide departure from the clueless statements he was bantering with DBanj    

FYI - Jesus Christ was the embodiment of SIN at the moment of his death - representing the Lamb who carried away the SINS of the World he was right there with Lucifer in terms of SIN just FYI - carry on with the bloodless-flesh part - Why bloodless if i might ask.

60 days to revive local refineries a cruel insult to our sensibilities - it took nearly 2 decades to wind-up the refineries to their present state and you bladdy stick your oafish thumb in the air and say 60 days is feasible - perhaps withdrawal symptoms from paraga and poli poli
Easily the obvious signs of FG deception

@OP -- you must be joking, $60k-$100k is not nearly a quarter of what is needed to bribe Senators to stand behind subsidy removal, are we going backwards or forwards, how much did the former Minister of Education tender to have Senate sway his way and this is just a simple matter of Education budget, smh! abeg leave matter , if you were talking about a motion to buy helmets for Area boys, i can say $60k to each senator will close that topic the money is just too small to be considered a bribe these days,

Bosom-for-tat deportations

I was rushing to MM2 to see what range of bosoms where being deported   Nairaland bot

Player Haterz

Maybe not well put but i get the drift. It is also one question that unhinges the concept of inspired revelation in the writing of Holy Books. I think the 10 Commandments have shown that God does not make mistakes statement that cause misunderstanding or misinterpretation. Man inspired can write real funky stuff that will confused generations of readers centuries after

If Heaven is a Spirit place, how come we have humans in this imperfect body living there ? what gives

obailala:
Please I need a lawyer in the house who's knowledgeable in issues like this to explain further.

Its quite unfortunate that a couple of people here have quickly judged and  condemned Lamorde's move without even having a single idea of what this 'Plea Bargain' really means.

Then you are among the few likely to support it.  . You do agree a lot needs to be done on our Justice System in Nigeria do you not? to a point where the public feeling is that Crime actually pays, and well. do not misunderstand resistance of Public Opinion for lack of knowledge - Do you know how many convicted/charged public officials that are walking free (Some elected Governors, Senators etc) and somehow you think it strange that people would rise up against PB Bill

http://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-procedure/plea-bargain-pros-and-cons.html

[size=18pt]Plea Bargain Pros and Cons[/size]

Although plea bargaining is often criticized, more than 90 percent of criminal convictions come from negotiated pleas. Thus, less than ten percent of criminal cases go to trial. So, what are the incentives behind plea bargaining? Below is a look from the points of view of different players in the criminal justice system.

Judges' Incentives for Accepting a Plea Bargain

For judges, the key incentive for accepting a plea bargain is to alleviate the need to schedule and hold a trial on an already overcrowded docket. Judges are also aware of prison overcrowding and may be receptive to the "processing out" of offenders who are not likely to do much jail time anyway.

Prosecutors' Incentive to Engage in Plea Bargaining

For prosecutors, a lightened caseload is equally attractive. But more importantly, plea bargaining assures a conviction, even if it is for a lesser charge or crime. No matter how strong the evidence may be, no case is a foregone conclusion. Prosecutors often wage long and expensive trials but lose, as happened in the infamous O. J. Simpson murder trial.

Moreover, prosecutors may use plea bargaining to further their case against a co-defendant. They may accept a plea bargain arrangement from one defendant in return for damaging testimony against another. This way, they are assured of at least one conviction (albeit on a lesser charge) plus enhanced chances of winning a conviction against the second defendant.

Defendants' Incentive to Plea Bargain

For a defendant in a criminal case, plea bargaining provides the opportunity for a lighter sentence on a less severe charge, and to have fewer (or less serious) offenses listed on a criminal record. If thay are represented by private counsel, defendants also save the monetary costs of a lengthy trial by accepting a plea bargain.

@dhtml the processes involved in what you do evolves a kind of discipline that shows through in your work and definitely in your reasoning. when i am faced with arguments as the ones you just scrapped off your shoulder, i am reminded by a passage in the Bible - Never cast your pearls before swines

Ha ahha ah ahahah aha This is evidently a FRESH idea. Let me guess. A corrupt government official fleeces hsi office of (let's say) N50 billion knowing that when he leaves office (outside the protection of Nigeria's Immunity clause for "Corrupt" public officers) he will simply plea-bargain N10 billion and be aquitted of all charges. FG will still be happy to get back N10 billion out of the N50 billion - more realistically compare Lucky Igbenidions N3 million naira plea-bargain for stealing N3 billion .

The concept no bad but really what is the benefit of this to the Nigerian Justice System - More to the point, how is closure achieved for those who suffer from the misdeeds of corrupt public officials Nigeria(ns) sink deeper each day - is there no end to this full-faced deception

don't ever get caught arguing with a r.tard. sums up what i learned here

This Modakeke High Chief is on the same level as another acclaimed buffoon known as OBJ the sad part is that this r.tard has been on the scene the past 10 years as Technical Consultant and the odd 10 years as NFA Technical Director and I am sure before that he has been recycling himself within the Glass House without really contributing anything of solid value to Nigerian Football. - Your time has truly come, you have just 3 brain-cells left. Are you blaming SE Coach for Sanni Kaita's personal unprofessional decision with just a few months of coaching or are you blaming the coach of the foreign club he plays with.

he hehe he eheeheh hehe!! FG is just testing the waters for their big plan to cage civil rights and information dissemination back to the baboon age    .

They will proceed to BB Ping next and soon Nairaland will become a victim of this wave of "FRESH" Eureka from FG     you will soon require approval to post comments on Nairaland

I recommend @poster to be bokoed without further delay

is oyinola not a crook punk who got elected while in jail

Alas - our ultimate destinies are being fulfilled in our time - Nigeria is no more but a grave of living corpses - We have failed ourselves, Our leaders have failed us, our Religious leaders have failed God/Allah, God/Allah has failed everybody   how ironic

Hello Peeps - I have 1 25 litre jerrycan of premium black-market petrol anyone - scarcity looms - be quick before you are caught unawares

There would be no retaliation or reprisal or resistance - the igbos have been holding back after decades of losing countless lives to northern ethno-religious massacre; from the look of things, the igbos have started sounding like the cowardly yoruba OPC cult - all bark and no teeth (but a lot of rusty dane guns and N50 charms). The Niger-Delta have shown themselves for the greedy, self-centered clueless fcuks that they are. MEND has made sure only criminals like Dickson get to rule the affairs of their fishermen lives. The Yorubas well we know they will mass-out and attack a tiny community in agege or idi-araba killing mostly togo or cotonu hausas who have lived in the south for nearly 5 decades. Their numbers nor the conflict will amount to a drop of water in the Boko-Haram Agenda -

Should Boko-Haram attack targets in the SS, there is absolutely nothing anyone (Security Agencies, FG and clueless Israeli Security Consultants) % Boko-Haramist can take down as many as 200 SS residents - talk about 20-20 performance.

Bankole - released!
Fayose - released
Bode George - released
Bola Tinubu - released
Luccky Igbenidion - released
Alao Akala - released
Boko-haram - released
MEND - released (and compensated in $$$)
Rochas Okorocha - released (now sitting governor)

Etuhu is right you know, if our Super Eagles are as bad as Rwanda they woudl have won the match but rwandans are good at playing on bad pitches No mind the nonsense bergedof !! he and Taye Taiwo who swore to bury rwanda. Keshi and his fat butt!! baddy f0000ls

Why are you guys worried about Nigerian Football. Emergency Rescue is already on the way in the person of Coach (Pastor) TB Joshua of Synagougue Church of all Nations. An Emergency meeting between Maigari-led Football Special Task force just unanimously voted to have TBJ take-over as Technical Consultant to the Super Eagles where Festus Onigbinfuool has failed to offer any sort of value for the past 11 years

We are all wrong - The biggest threat to Nigeria's existence are her people and their self-addiction to Blissful Ignorance. This mindset is the foundation to every pattern of failure, stagnancy, retrogression and conflict that we have today. We know the right thing to do but simply do not do it because for some unknown reason, we will survive, E go better, no lele, God dey, God knows best, give him another chance, if na you nko etcetera. we have created a flourishing environment where all bad and ignoble things thrive with great abandon. 150 million blissfully-ignorant citizens is the greatest threat to any nation.
If we claim we have Purpose, then were is the Action. A man without purpose is a good example of what Nigeria is

EFCC lost a landmark case with Ibori in Nigeria, maybe 3rd time is a charm   bloody clowns   Farida was Ibori's Legal Counsel before she became chairman of EFCC, Larmode (current Chairman) led the 170-count charge against Ibori and lost at the Federal High Court in Asaba (imagine that!!!) As Ex-Governor (exposed and without immunity) he influenced Yar'Adua (RIP) to stamp appointments of former Inspectors-General of Police, Mike Okiro and Ogbonnaya Onovo; former Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Mrs. Farida Waziri and former Minister of Justice and Attorney-General of the Federation, Mr. Michael Aondoakaa.

On September 10, 2007, Aondoakaa said in Abuja that the EFCC had cleared Ibori and former governors, Victor Attah (Akwa Ibom) and Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Lagos), over the sale of their states’ shares in EWN when the EFCC had not concluded investigations.

Thank God for Wikileaks we now know that Yar'Adua and Aondoakaa pressured the UK government to drop the charges against ibori.

EFCC should start concentrating on doing their job and start fighting yesterday's battles they lost convincingly   It is hard to believe though that EFCC is a bastion of Swift - Justice it used to be, how i love teh witch-hunting days of Ribadu  

The SUpa eAglEs are Back. Yakugbu Ayeganbi and Mikel Obu is back in the line up with Kanu Kwnowkwo as Striker. This SUpa EaGLEs will definitely Run Wranda out of Twon

53 years on and we are still looking to strengthen our democratic institutions - haba, we are not even thinking democratically to start with.

Un-democratic insitutions have flourished in all the time