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CareerRe: Driving Skills Or Digital Skills Which Should I Go For? by Laidebrain(m): 11:38am On Sep 30, 2021
ospreywin:
grin grin grin..... A lot of you are mentioning digital skill for a married man with 2 kids, he actually mentioned that the laundry business is not enough to sustain family again, as if digital skill is that easy to obtain and earn from instantly, considering the amount of dedication, focus, time, money and relentless learning involved.... Op needs to know how to drive and how to earn with it. Start a ride sharing service like Uber if you are an introvert and not aggressive or a mini bus to run A-B bus stop transport if you're aggressive and not faint hearted. Most of these people giving you advice to go for digital skills in reality are not into it. Don't ever rely on advice from public forums that is far from reality. Engage with real live people for real live advice. Don't go and start what you can't finish with agbako digital skills
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Exactly my thought.. A married man with 2 kids now go into tech as amateur. Sapa is dropping letter on his doorstep niyen
Jobs/VacanciesRe: "Do You Have Any Advice For Someone Who Is Shy And Uncomfortable" by Laidebrain(m): 3:49pm On Apr 13, 2021
Ishilove:
Shy... Once upon a time...

The only way to beat shyness is to interact. It worked for me
I can't swim, your advise is to jump in the ocean... does that make sensehuh
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Important Things You Should Never Do With Your Body by Laidebrain(m): 4:32pm On Mar 21, 2021
Die this post... It's not even relevant during Jesus's lifetime
FamilyRe: If You Were To Name Your Child After A Nigerian Town/City, Which Will It Be? by Laidebrain(m): 4:47pm On Feb 02, 2021
Eko
PoliticsRe: Fuel Price Hike: Depot Owners, Marketers Rake In N4.2bn Extra Profit In 3 Days by Laidebrain(m): 5:15pm On Sep 05, 2020
It will be foolish of you to think you and other members of your family are part of the remaining 2.72% that are not dumb and low value.

Your stupidity starts from your home. Dumb fellow.






ABBkelvin:
97.28% of Nigerians are dumb and low value individuals.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 'Making Love': An Applicant Included This In His CV by Laidebrain(m): 10:52pm On Jun 20, 2020
If the HR in-charge is someone with an interesting sense of humor. He might just laugh out loud.. Hence calling him up for an interview, and get the job if he perform well in the interview.





Pentolution:
Here was what an applicant wrote as his hobby in his résumé.

Source: LinkedIn
FamilyRe: When Is The Right Time To Tell Him/Her Of A Child From Previous Relationship? by Laidebrain(m): 10:36pm On Jun 17, 2020
This is an evil thought. Please don't act like this. Mostly, it will end in premium tears for you.





BeautifulWoman:
DON'T TELL HIM until he proposes. No man is worth knowing about your personal life unless they are willing to spend their lives with you.

The best time to tell him is the day he pops the question(proposes). The moment he does, don't say yes yet but tearfully tell him you don't deserve him or a good man like him. He will be curious and ask why. That is when you tell him. At that point, he will be sober and trying his best to show you he loves you regardless.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Dressed As A Man To His Father's Birthday Party by Laidebrain(m): 2:56pm On Jun 16, 2020
It's simply called RESPECT.

At least he honours his father... Every other thing is by the way



nandyz:
Here is the picture of BOBRISKY dressed as man to attend his father birthday party thrown by the family members.

I think say the boyggirl go dress as woman he/she say she be ooo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSL3C18ChKY
RomanceRe: Do I Tell My Boyfriend He's Not Smart ? by Laidebrain(m): 7:55pm On Jun 07, 2020
Make up story, for you to be together for six month, if you guys meet in person and hang out for the six month, you would have develop a normal ground of discussion. Except you are not filling us in with the whole story or you need to hang out more with him to explore what is in his brain... Most first class students have hidden intellect.
And how did he toast you in the first place?


cynosuree:
Good morning. This issue has been bothering me for a long time, and I feel like it's too sensitive to ask for second opinions from people I know so I figured I'd maybe ask some strangers on the internet.

I've been with my boyfriend for about 6 months now and he's everything I ever wanted in a man. Physically, he's gorgeous, and he also loves me alot. He's kind, he's patient, communicates effectively and all. You know, all the good stuff.

But here's the problem, he cannot hold a conversation beyond "what are you doing" , "what did you eat" (and all that boring stuff) to save his life. I'm not even talking about intellectual conversations like quantum theory or anything, normal conversations about stuff that's happening around the world or around us. Anytime we try to, it usually fails spectacularly. He either ends up missing the ENTIRE point and saying something totally unrelated, or he just waits for me to say what I think so he can go "Yeeaaaa that's true" , leaving me really pissed.


He has absolutely NOTHING intelligent to contribute to any serious conversation, and this hurts me alot because it is a HUGE turn off and I'm slowly losing interest in him. It's a very tricky situation because he does/did well academically, he graduated with very good grades but that's about it...nothing more. I didn't notice it at first - before we started dating, or I would never have dated him because it is a deal breaker for me.

I have considered telling him but I don't exactly know how to approach the conversation without being rude/insensitive, I know telling him would really hurt him and I don't want that. I've also thought about learning how to live with it, because no one is perfect right? Maybe I'm asking for too much?

The latter option is what I've been doing and it's gradually killing me. I fear that I'll fall out of love completely with him and end up hating myself for ruining a good thing, because he's a really good guy .

I'd like to know what you think
EducationRe: Best of Drone Shots UNILAG (Day & Night Photos) by Laidebrain(m): 4:41am On May 31, 2020
God bless you..
God bless you..
God bless you..

#ProudlyNigerian
#MadeInAkoka


Exc2000:
Some of you just open your mouths without any form of reasoning.... I can bet my balls that you haven't even travelled or stepped into any college outside Nigeria yet you are comparing UniLag to almajiree schools out of stupidity

the fact that Nigerian schools don't get rated high doesn't mean they are substandard, it simpy means they are under funded for research and have less papers published in academic journals... in terms of lecturing and delivering knowledge which is the primary responsibility of a uni, I bet you they far out class many , our graduates in Nigerian University are breaking bariers in top colleges overseas, my very own sister who graduated with 2.2 in accounting LeadCity Uni Ibadan , proudly graduated with 2.1 and almost clinching 1st class in law.. in University of Liverpool

PS: I haven't even attended a pubic institution anytime in my entire life nursery to uni was in privates, but I have seen lautech , U.I , OAU, and UniLag graduates do what many grads of other schools cant

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BusinessRe: Which Business Can I Do With N300k As A School Teacher? by Laidebrain(m): 10:25pm On May 22, 2020
supereagle:
Global stock trading is a good idea, but get educated first. There a lot book on it. I know two written well for novices. I have them in my hard drive.
Please can you share all these materials for freehuh I will really be grateful to go through them as am interesting in stock and currency trading also
FamilyRe: Guidelines For Unemployed Husbands With Working Wives by Laidebrain(m): 5:24pm On May 22, 2020
Very very hilarious and quite educating.... I like it, it kinda little up my mood with some fun smiles smiley grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Concept Group Ltd by Laidebrain(m): 10:29am On May 14, 2020
Daniel2802:
So I just applied there for IT placement. Just finished the Big 5 and Personality test, let's see how it goes.
Please i just receive a mail to go online for the Big 5 and personality test. Can you give me an insight on the questions and how well to pass this phase. Thank you
TravelRe: Abike Dabiri-Erewa: Chinese Don’t Want Africans In China by Laidebrain(m): 6:33pm On May 11, 2020
Our government is our problem, the same China that their citizens are here mining our resources illegally, and after being arrested, some set of Nigerians are pressuring for their release... But we see and read how they are maltreating our country people in China.. Our leaders are the one enslaving us all because of some riches...






ijustdey:
The former lawmaker also urged China to respect the rights of Nigerians, noting that there were many illegal Chinese migrants in Nigeria, who are not being singled out for maltreatment by the Nigerian Government



https://saharareporters.com/2020/05/11/chinese-don%E2%80%99t-want-africans-china%C2%AD-%E2%80%94abike-dabiri-erewa
CareerRe: COVID-19: Which Professions Earn More Money During This Pandemic? by Laidebrain(m): 9:57pm On May 09, 2020
Scam! SCAM!! SCAM!!!

Run for your life and keep you little money...





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CareerRe: COVID-19: Which Professions Earn More Money During This Pandemic? by Laidebrain(m): 9:56pm On May 09, 2020
FINTECH


POS transactors!
PoliticsRe: Did Melinda Gates Claim To See Dead Bodies All Over Africa? (Fact Check) by Laidebrain(m): 8:30am On Apr 14, 2020
aminulive:
SOURCE: https://politicsnigeria.com/fact-check-did-melinda-gate-claim-to-see-dead-bodies-all-over-africa/
Am not a fan of the man in question, but the man on track with what he said according to your write up... Forget your fact checking... Stop faulting people's comment because you want to make trend. She is wrong and the man is right.

Go sit down
HealthRe: What Do You Think Will Be The After Effect Of COVID-19 On Many Countries? by Laidebrain(m): 1:06pm On Mar 30, 2020
The reason there is record number of Americans filling for unemployment is that their current employer are doing them a favour of releasing them now, because they don't know the future of the economy, if they are not released now, and the pandemic hit harder, the companies might not be able to cater for them and they will simultaneously loss out for the unemployment benefits which will run till the end of the period




ValCon888:
Which jobs? Are you not hearing there's a record number of Americans filing for unemployment?
PoliticsRe: Change Amotekun’s Name To ‘Oduduwa Guards’ – MURIC by Laidebrain(m): 1:39pm On Mar 20, 2020
We muslims are our own problems... And the so called MURIC or the junks they name themself are not speaking our minds... They are just speaking for themselves and some other fuckers that are Rubber stamp to the government. They should be scraped and proscribe.

Everytime they come online, they are always spitting shit. And my fanatic Brothers too be hailing them.

You all should call on your lying selves to solve the corona pandemic. He once said he does not need civilization. If you and your followers like bark from today till tomorrow.. AMOTEKUN is here to stay and nothing you fuckers can do about it..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Hope Of A Graduate Above 30? by Laidebrain(m): 9:52pm On Mar 17, 2020
Thank you




Osiris16:
Dear Op, plenty hope. I graduated at 30 too. I decided to do NYSC anyway. 30 and above you can to choose to serve or not. I was retained by the organisation where I served. From then on I have risen steadily, I’m working in my third organisation now. At management level. I’m far above my secondary school mates who graduated way before me
In my class in uni then, I had other students far older than I was. One became the NBA chairman of his state recently.
So there is hope. Each of us in this life, our walk is different
The saying goes, whenever you wake up is your morning
Don’t let your age be a barrier. Don’t look at others timing. Some start early. Some start late
Colonel Sanders founded kfc when he was 65. While Zuckerberg became a billionaire at 23
Just run you own race
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Hope Of A Graduate Above 30? by Laidebrain(m): 9:39pm On Mar 17, 2020
Skills like? Considering is curse of study... #CuriousToo



sofiscatedmoron:
Go and learn skill,, add it to ur cv, no employer will rush u because u studied Business admin,,
Rather ur skill will speak for u which can make them to rush u,, or u can get a skill and run away from Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Inside Sanusi Lamido's New House In Awe, Nasarawa by Laidebrain(m): 12:03pm On Mar 11, 2020
This is not too bad, he's human and a citizen of this country as much as all of us that stays in homes like this.

Its because of the social media that is available to all of us now, that makes it easy for us to see amd judge what is like to dethrone and Barnish a King. Its the tradition.

Am not saying it's bad or good. But he knew what he was entering into when he signed up for the thing.

He got there thru politics, and the same politics gave him out.

Let's be guided in our judgement of the whole issue..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: British American Tobacco Nigeria (BATN) Global Graduate Programme (finance) 2019 by Laidebrain(m): 10:08pm On Mar 07, 2020
I have an Video interview from British American Tobacco, with sonru.

Anyone have any idea with how i should go about it??
LiteratureRe: "Captain Jack": A Val Story Written By John Mfon by Laidebrain(m): 12:35am On Feb 15, 2020
I don't know how I got to read everything... but you really did a great job for the little write up. And it was fun all through.. Thank you
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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Being Forced Into Marriage by Laidebrain(m): 12:02pm On Feb 07, 2020
But you dated her for 3years already.. she was not too young then. You talk like you reside in the north, and that is more like their culture. Perhaps 17years is eligible to go into marriage so far all other requirements are being met.

You just trend softly, and don't over put mouth in other family's affair because of young Love. Pray





Forced17:
is that a reason for her to marry at that age?at 17!!!!
IslamRe: Ruling On Muslim Working In An Interest-based Bank by Laidebrain(m): 11:39am On Feb 07, 2020
Am a Muslim, but all i see all over this post is Hypocrisy... It's okay to deposit my money in those banks but it is bad for me to work in them..

This is Nigeria and not Saudi, Kuwait or Iran. How many non-interest banks do we have.. All of you have your money deposited in all these banks, you don't see it as Haram, but you see working there as Haram. Fear Allah before you start pushing posts like this to the general public. This is so so misleading. If you want to talk about issues like this, be ready to spell out all the clauses included in them.

May Allah guide us right. Salaam Aleikun!



Lukgaf:
Alhamdulillaah wasalaatu wasalaam ‘ala rasuulillaah

It is not allowed because it helping one another in sin and transgression. Shaykh Ibn ‘Uthaymeen (may Allaah have mercy on him) said: It is not permissible to work in a riba-based institution even if a person is working as a driver or guard, because that means that he is working for the riba-based institution, which implies that he approves of it. For whoever disapproves of a thing would not work to support it, so if he is working for it that implies that he approves of it, and the one who approves of something that is haraam is also guilty of sin. But if he is directly involved in recording transactions, writing, sending and depositing etc, then he is undoubtedly dealing directly with something haraam. It was proven in the hadeeth of Jaabir (may Allaah be pleased with him) that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) cursed the one who consumes riba, the one who pays it, the two who witness it and the one who writes it down. He said: “They are all the same.” Fataawa Islamiyyah. 2/401

The Standing Committee was asked about a man who worked as a night guard for one of the banks, and he had nothing to do with the bank’s transactions – should he continue with this job or leave?

They replied: It is not permissible for a Muslim to work as a guard for banks that deal with riba, because this is a kind of cooperating in sin and transgression, and Allaah has forbidden that as He says (interpretation of the meaning): “but do not help one another in sin and transgression” [al-Maa'idah 5:2] Most of the banks deal with riba, so you have to look for a halaal means of earning a living, not this way. And Allaah is the Source of strength. May Allaah bless our Prophet Muhammad and his family and companions. Fataawa Islamiyyah, 2/401, 402

May Allah grant us understanding of His religion

Source: Fish class foundations
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by Laidebrain(m): 4:11pm On Jan 19, 2020
Steve28:
Why are you pained, the lady just said her mind and come to think of it why are cigarettes not been advertised on television all over the worldhuh
Who says they don't advertise cigaretteshuh? My brother they do, I grew up knowing some advert for some of them. But later, the consumer protection agencies stood up around the world because of the minors and the mode it was being advertised ( in the advert, everyone is always on suit and classy, so they feel it's misleading for minors), in advance country, it's being advertised at wee hours when they assume minors are meant to be in bed.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by Laidebrain(m): 4:01pm On Jan 19, 2020
On the contrary, "The Marlian's Ministry of Health attest that smokers are liable to live forever... ��

Sunnybabe:
Mr. Smoker
"The federal ministry of health warns that smokers are liable to die young"
EducationRe: Which Is The Cheapest Federal University In Nigeria Currently? by Laidebrain(m): 7:08pm On Dec 23, 2019
UNILAG


I was in the same shoe couple of years back, I never regret choosing the school... It's extremely cheap. Entry as a freasher you get to pay 53k.

Afterwards, you pay 14500

No hidden charges, and you can decide to squat in the hostel all thru your days in the school
EducationRe: IPPIS: Nigerian Lecturers Do Not Hold Multiple Full Time Lecturing Jobs by Laidebrain(m): 6:36am On Oct 29, 2019
Because those ones are being install to the position by the government and will do anything the government bid at the expense of the ASUU and other University workers


jcflex:
Why is ASUU against this policy, since it did not affect them.

why not leave the fight for the University Management and Governing body to address it with goverment, since it affect them more directly.
EducationRe: IPPIS: Nigerian Lecturers Do Not Hold Multiple Full Time Lecturing Jobs by Laidebrain(m): 6:33am On Oct 29, 2019
Please be precise, it's not true that they have full time jobs. What they have is side hustle like every other citizen hoping to meet the economic demand of the country. We need to see reasons with people sometimes. Not just being enslaved by the government. Give examples of lecturers that you feel have another full time job and what sort of job they do.

Thank you




rottennaija:
A fat lie. Most Nigerian lecturers have multiple full-time jobs. It's just as saying there is no sex for grades in Nigerian Universities.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Am Tired...someone Should Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Laidebrain(m): 8:40am On Oct 22, 2019
Lol.... Funny thing, foolish dude... Lol

I gat you bro... But since you have a parent that can feed you, please just try a little harder, am sure you will do just fine soon. Don't settle for less. What works for today might not work for tomorrow.

But Las Las, Man can't comma kill himself

I did that shii, till I was 31..lol



Majlaw:
Suicide

ke? Guy u are not alone... All I do is sleep and eat. I can't come and kill myself. Yes I am almost 30, I still dey eat for my papa house. God know say I don find work tire.

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