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Phones › Re: Infinix S5 Pro Unboxing, First Impressions And Review + Price (photos) by LaJoe2: 1:56pm On May 22, 2020

Haven't even digested Note 7, now this. What's up men!

Ok, so which is better between both?

Autos › Re: Dodge Challenger by LaJoe2: 7:36am On May 22, 2020

How much and what's the convenience of maintaining it in Nigeria, especially for a guy based in Abj?

Servicing, spare parts if anything goes bad, are they readily available and where, are the prices fair etc.

Politics › Re: Muhammad Musa Bello: Places Of Worship Remain Shut In Abuja by LaJoe2: 7:09am On May 22, 2020

No big deal na! Let's give religious activity a break and focus on fostering our personal relationship with GOD

Romance › Re: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by LaJoe2: 7:02am On May 22, 2020

Millenniumlady:
Girl this is 2020 and if a man ain't ready to do all you want then boy bye.

Keep that up till you turn 50. Madam Iron lady!

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Romance › Re: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by LaJoe2: 6:58am On May 22, 2020*

Well, your so ambitious and have big dreams, etc. How is that going for you? How much do you currently earn monthly? Do you have a Masters? Do you have a thriving business? How come your presumably doing well yet collecting his 1k, 2k Inspite his condition?

Answer these questions truthfully before I proceed to make my point.

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Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Twerks On Her Husband, Fisayo Michael by LaJoe2: 3:47pm On May 21, 2020

Posts like this maybe interesting to some, but in the longrun are not helping Nigeria progress.

Family › Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Regrets Marrying Me. What Should I Do? by LaJoe2: 5:47pm On May 20, 2020

Guy code No. 3: When a woman tells you she is in a relationship, you free her. If she leaves the guy voluntarily on her own without your influence, that's a different matter.

Can't imagine myself convincing another woman to leave her man for me, is it an audition? What does that say about my integrity.

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Family › Re: Man Catches His Wife In A Hotel With Man, Says "I Have The Right To Kill You" by LaJoe2: 1:30pm On May 20, 2020

What are you hitting the man for? If you have any issue, it's with your wife. Only a weak man will go attack another man for sleeping with his wife, as long it wasn't rape.

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Romance › Re: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by LaJoe2: 11:30pm On May 19, 2020

Pls what's her number?

Family › Re: Are Best Friends Worth It? Mine Abandoned Me In The Streets Of A Foreign Country by LaJoe2: 9:09pm On May 18, 2020

Do not let him. It's bad enough you advertised yourself on FB.

He is coming to find out what you do, copy and eventually jeopardize it. You are inviting a disguised time bomb.

Focus on what you do, build yourself out of poverty and remain low-key.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Extends Gradual Ease Of Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 2 Weeks by LaJoe2: 4:22pm On May 18, 2020

Roger that Sir!

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Health › Re: Raymond Dokpesi Jnr. Blasts Saharareporters Over 'Sensational' Headline by LaJoe2: 4:19pm On May 18, 2020

But was it only Sahara reporters that spread the news?

He should also blast Nairaland

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Romance › Re: I Never Wanted To Have Sex With Her On The First Visit by LaJoe2: 3:34pm On May 18, 2020

Just get tired of all this poverty mindset behaviour. Where are the women of substance in this Country, have they all gone with the wind.

You meet a guy, first day your asking for money for TP. Ok, pass that, next week money for recharge card, money for hair.

These things irritate me. 'Give me, give me cos my name is Jimmy' mindset. No form of self respect, so quick to show how hungry you are. This has nothing to do with the fact that she is poor, it has to do with values, principles, mindset.

Sickens me!

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Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by LaJoe2: 10:20am On May 18, 2020

And you said she is a good wife material.

I think your the one who needs that brain resetting slap.

People who find themselves in bad marriages, in GOD's infinite mercy, HE always gives them a sign but most people choose to overlook or remain blind to see.

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Career › Re: Which Income Level Do You Belong? by LaJoe2: 9:56pm On May 17, 2020

so these are the kind of blogs we read now angry

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Christianity Etc › Re: Can I Pay My Tithe To My Church And Widows According To Deuteronomy 26:12? by LaJoe2: 11:54am On May 17, 2020

No, you cannot. Do it as the Bible says, not cash but out of your produce. Then take it to a priest (a descendant of Aaron) in Israel.

That's how they did it.

Just get tired of comments from people that don't know how to rightly divide the word.

You guys make Christ of no effect to you.

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Family › Re: When Women Lie That They Are Pregnant Just To Trap Guys Into Marrying Them by LaJoe2: 12:14pm On May 16, 2020

Trap me with pregnancy! You got to do more than the usual.

In my 20s, I used to use 2 condoms and still apply withdrawal method.

When I grew older, I relaxed to 1 condom + withdrawal method.

The last time I had sex with a girl I thought was very clean, her last sexual encounter was the one who deflowered her, her vagina was still quite tight. So I felt confident to go raw. GOD used Urinary Tract Infection STD to humble and warn me. STD no dey show for face at all. Whether newly dis-virgined or old timers.

But right now, by the grace of GOD, I'm trusting Him to empower me to quit sex till marriage.

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Food › Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by LaJoe2: 10:16pm On May 15, 2020

Tomorrow when COVID-20 breaks out, they begin to seek deliverance.

Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy: I Am Not Worth $3.5 Million, That Won’t Even Buy My Cars by LaJoe2: 4:19pm On May 15, 2020

Over $3.5m worth of cars!
You didn't tell us you were now an Auto dealer.

Business › Re: Jeff Bezos Could Become World’s First Trillionaire By 2026 by LaJoe2: 8:20am On May 15, 2020

Sirvolga:
The likes of jack Ma and Billgate are there doing homework � to stop � him by all means

The goal is to be wealthy, not be the wealthiest.

They all billionaires. Even Coscharis Motors Chairman is a millionaire in dollars, his level of wealth is even very ok for financial freedom.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by LaJoe2: 10:32pm On May 14, 2020

Can you really say anything when the victim owns up himself to be a mumu!

What's wrong with men these days. My brother with all the red flags, you mean you still went in head deep.

Your last question shows you still have not repented. Ride on!

My brother! For the benefit of doubt that your not under a spell, your clear-headed and genuinely want sound advice, I command you to pick up the pieces you can gather and run for your life.

MOVING FORWARD:
Leave GF for now, focus on building your career and future and most importantly re-channel that emotional energy to foster a personal relationship with Christ. It's obvious your emotionally weak, secure your emotions in Him, let Him make you strong. Your throwing your precious heart into the hands of an agent of Satan, she will turn you to a piece of bread.
P.S: I didn't mention any Ministry or Church, I mean relationship with Lord Jesus Christ himself.

Have a blissful day,
Cheers!

Family › Re: I Was A Husband: My Experience by LaJoe2: 2:26pm On May 14, 2020

If you're married, to GOD be the glory.
If you're single, don't weep, you don't know what GOD is protecting you from

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Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Kajuru In Kaduna, Kill Many (Graphic Pics, Video) by LaJoe2: 11:54am On May 14, 2020

a 6months old baby shocked

, CHRIST will judge them, none of those involved in this attack will escape His judgement, in the name of JESUS CHRIST, Amen!��

Family › Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by LaJoe2: 11:48am On May 14, 2020

Designer123:
Early this morning (around 12:02 am), I saw this snake on my lobby close to my toilet. I don't know where it came out from but there is a hole on my toilet where I usually see cockroaches. There is also an ant hole close to the toilet door. I don't know if it came out from any of those holes.

Also, does any one know the characteristics of this snake? Is it poisonous?

Do you think the snake offspring will be in my house?

This is the first time I am seeing snake in my house (the house is 11 years old). What can I use to repel snakes around my house?

Please help, I really need to address this. There is a 3weeks old baby on the other apartment. Thanks.

Looked like you kept smashing it even after it died so it doesn't resurrect even in the next life

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Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by LaJoe2: 11:59pm On May 13, 2020

Localemperor:
Its is no longer news that I have been declared insolvent. After all effort to maintain my liquidity level to no avail I decide to let her go.

Just as organization retrenched worker during periods of economic downturn in order to cut cost of operations, I sent her a massage expressing my regret and reasons.

I feed her
I pay money for hair dressing
I buy clothes
I take her out every weekend
I buy shoes
I do everything thinkable

She works and earns but I still wonder why she would want me to do everything for her. I compiled my income statement and statement of financial position for the first quarter and found out that expenditures have exceeded income and debt is on the rise.

So I wholeheartedly declared my self insolvent yesterday and decided to cut cost in order to protect my goodwill.

Suuuwit Boy!