Romance › Re: A Girl Is Addicted To Me Like A Drug And It Killing Me by LaJoe2: 5:06pm On Apr 04, 2021 |
what else are you looking for! Ode! |
Romance › Re: I Mistakenly Sent 100k To My Girlfriend's Dad Account by LaJoe2: 2:19pm On Apr 03, 2021 |
Ask him to return it now, it was a mistake |
Phones › Re: Which Smartphone Brand Is Your Favorite And Why? by LaJoe2: 11:12am On Apr 02, 2021 |
Xiaomi Note 9 pro upwards High ROM, RAM, Speed,Battery, Cam quality. All for fair price. Real Value for money |
Celebrities › Re: Mr Macaroni Finally Changed His Agbada by LaJoe2: 8:17pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
So this is news too |
Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba New Cars And House (Pictures) by LaJoe2: 6:51am On Mar 22, 2021 |
masterP042: Wahala for chinese and japanese wey no get big churches to sow their seeds  Poverty go kill their citizens finish
Grace grace ana akpotu... But no surprise say even the car makers no be Christians nor attended church in years, not to talk of sowing seed sef Honestly! The prosperity of ignorance goes on. He should have cited his Prophet and Church, so we all can sow and get a mansion and 3 cars |
Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba New Cars And House (Pictures) by LaJoe2: 6:30am On Mar 22, 2021*. Modified: 6:45am On Mar 22, 2021 |
Luke 6:35 But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil
Oga GOD blesses both the good and the evil. We don't follow GOD because of what we might get over here. House or no house o, CHRIST is my wealth. However, congrats! I know you're elated about your achievements, but pls be careful what you say, because what you think might be right leading can be misleading to the body of Christ. Let me say this categorically, you don't need to sow seed to be rich ok. We give out of love not to get in return. My relationship with GOD, don't know about yours, is not do for me, I do for you. It's not transactional. Eternal life, privilege to be his son and HIM, my Father, that one alone done do me. Everything else na jara. Go and read your Bible very well.
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Travel › Re: This is not Dubai, this is kano state (photos) by LaJoe2: 5:59pm On Mar 21, 2021 |
Of cos it's not Dubai. Quality shots doesn't change reality shots.
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Romance › Re: Is Your Girlfriend A Liability Or An Asset? Can She Do This? by LaJoe2: 9:59am On Mar 21, 2021 |
They asked you guys a question which demands an answer, not to come here and argue or rant. My answer is none of the above. I don't have a gf, but most Nigerian girls are liabilities #Facts
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Celebrities › Re: Kaisha Umaru: I Need My Old Life Back - BBNaija Star Cries Out by LaJoe2: 1:35pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
Thanks so much for the Xpo, for some of us desperately aspiring to be famous. I even heard they tell them not to pray, sing gospel songs, and allow them in with Bibles. BBNaija house must really be a shrine for the idol: Big Brother.
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Celebrities › Re: Kaisha Umaru: I Need My Old Life Back - BBNaija Star Cries Out by LaJoe2: 1:34pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
Thanks so much for the Xpo, for some of us desperately aspiring to be famous. I even heard they tell them not to pray, sing gospel songs, and allow them in with Bibles. BBNaija house must really be a shrine for the idol: Big Brother. |
Health › Re: Young Man Jumps Out Of Car, Starts Acting Crazy (VIDEO) by LaJoe2: 10:47am On Mar 17, 2021 |
edoairways: That video is scripted if it's scripted, who is the movie producer and who is cashing out, because it's a boring movie. |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Scammed Me by LaJoe2: 5:52pm On Mar 15, 2021 |
Cheap Girl! |
Pets › Re: Zimbabwean Woman Caught Breastfeeding A Snake by LaJoe2: 5:29pm On Mar 15, 2021 |
All these witches and wizards |
Family › Re: My Lazy Girlfriend Lacks Ambition And She's Pregnant For Me!!! by LaJoe2: 6:24am On Mar 15, 2021 |
This is why with condom, I still do withdrawal method, then still interrogate her to be sure it didn't enter. |
Politics › Re: Okorocha Becomes Danjekan Of Sokoto, Crowd Storms Event (Video) by LaJoe2: 6:13am On Mar 15, 2021 |
His Hausa sounds like Igbo and Hausa mixed together. |
Celebrities › Re: Lady Calls Out Jnr Pope's Wife For Blocking Her After She Tattooed His Logo by LaJoe2: 5:59am On Mar 14, 2021 |
My friend! gerrout from here, let's focus on more important issues. |
Celebrities › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Earns €1m Per Goal At Juventus, Claims Ex President Giovanni by LaJoe2: 9:42am On Mar 12, 2021 |
Strongbest: Chai! Someone's annual income. This life funny o. Look at you, that's N910,000,000 per goal, even our Ministers don't earn that per year my friend. |
Culture › Re: Traditional Marriage List In Anambra by LaJoe2: 12:59pm On Mar 10, 2021 |
Kriss216: We are Igbos, We don't sell our daughters.
God bless Ndigbo! Apparently they do in Imo state |
Science/Technology › Re: Why Life On Earth May Be Gone In A Billion Years (Photos) by LaJoe2: 4:00pm On Mar 07, 2021 |
Who is following you to stay here another Billion years? ��♂️ |
Celebrities › Re: Remi Surutu And Fathia Fight: Why I Slapped Faithia Balogun - Remi Oshodi by LaJoe2: 3:53pm On Mar 06, 2021 |
Who are these 'celeberities' , I don't know them ��♂️ |
Crime › Re: Native Doctor Dupes Man Of N7M (Video) by LaJoe2: 4:52pm On Dec 07, 2020 |
my friend be quiet! With your fake british accent. |
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Her Coming To My House To Eat Food, How Do I Tell Her? by LaJoe2: 11:23am On Jul 17, 2020 |
1 week of saying there isn't food and your currently fasting or dieting should reveal her true motive of her incessant visits. |
Celebrities › Re: 'I Didn't Know Hushpuppi To Be A Criminal' - Daddy Freeze Replies His Critics by LaJoe2: 8:28pm On Jun 27, 2020 |
To be fair, there are many people we hang out with, both close and acquittances, that we don't know truthfully what they do.
One hang out with Hushpuppi doesn't discredit Daddy Freeze, please as much as it's easy to point fingers under the current circumstances, let's be reasonable. |
Romance › Re: I Proposed Marriage But I have now Lost Interest by LaJoe2: 12:26pm On Jun 23, 2020 |
Remain cordial and with a smile wish her HBD, DON'T get her anything, watch and see how she reacts. Her reaction will serve as a snippet to what you currently in for. |
Celebrities › Re: Steve Bing Commits Suicide By Jumping From 27th Floor by LaJoe2: 12:19pm On Jun 23, 2020 |
noticed none of his kids bore his surname, was it by choice? |
Romance › Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by LaJoe2: 11:59am On Jun 23, 2020 |
SenorFax: Most giving you the advice here are actually staying with their girlfriend, and definitely have 2-4 girlfriends.
Let them be deceiving you by giving motivation quotes Better wise up. It's natural to have girlfriend unless you are impotent or gay
Pray you meet someone better, learn your lesson and move on. One day, you will know why your parents got married. Read your advice, and felt so empty  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Reno Omokri Writes About Wedding, Christianity And Church by LaJoe2: 6:01am On Jun 21, 2020 |
with event planners as the least important role, disguised as the most important role which collects the largest fee.
All he/she does is to bring and organize the vendors, provides no real tangible service or product compared to the vendors, yet bill large amounts. The #brainwashing begins thereAcidosis: He's right. Business people (like makeup artist, photographer, event planner, decorator, etc) only made a merchandise of the whole thing to f00l intending couples and leave them broke or poorer.
We all will get sense post-Covid. People are still getting married despite the inactivity of these business people. With an extra fee of 25-30k, you can invite the registry/magistrate people to come and join you both in your home. Pay your dowry and zoom off!
"It's your day, make it memorable bla bla bla", they all say, but none of them will tell you that marriage is a journey. How do you start celebrating a journey you haven't even began so badly that you have to go broke or poorer in the process?? |
Politics › Re: Akemokue Lukman Funny Resignation Letter From An APC Ward Chairman In Edo by LaJoe2: 7:07pm On Jun 17, 2020 |
Seerade029:

very funny.
But what if Obaseki comes back.
What will he write? 1. Are you aware that Obaseki has returned to APC?
2. Give me back my broom, I will do again |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Threatened To Break Up If I Don't Marry Her Now by LaJoe2: 5:21pm On Jun 17, 2020 |
You said it's not the first time she aborted meaning it's not the first time you've impregnated her. I strongly condemn premarital sex, because it is a spiritual blinder. It alters your right frame of thinking. All I would say is : °Pray. °Do not pressure her again to abort the baby (that's morally wrong). °If the child eventually comes, go for a DNA test. °If it's yours, the right thing to do is marry her believing GOD to turn your situation out for good. °And lastly go and sin no more (now you have seen that disobeying GOD doesn't pay) |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Threatened To Break Up If I Don't Marry Her Now by LaJoe2: 5:10pm On Jun 17, 2020*. Modified: 7:13pm On Jun 17, 2020 |
You said it's not the first time she aborted meaning it's not the first time you've impregnated her. I strongly condemn premarital sex, because it is a spiritual blinder. It alters your right frame of thinking.
All I would say is :
°Pray.
°Do not pressure her again to abort the baby (that's morally wrong and risky health wise, think of her life as well).
°If the child eventually comes, go for a DNA test.
°If it's yours, the right thing to do is marry her believing GOD to turn your situation around for good.
°And lastly, go and sin no more (now you have seen that disobeying GOD doesn't pay and obeying Him is for our good not His) |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & I Ended Our Relationship Because Of Reno Omokri's Tweets, Advice by LaJoe2: 4:52pm On Jun 17, 2020 |
her reaction is juvenile |
Christianity Etc › Re: My Friends Brother Had An Accident And Saw Heaven And Hell by LaJoe2: 11:07am On Jun 16, 2020 |
I believe you, and I wish he revealed more. Incase you have more to reveal, pls kindly reply in quote. Cheers!Laird: THIS IS VERY REAL AND CAN BE SHARED, DUPLICATED, COPIED AND PASTED FOR EVANGELISATION AND SHARING THE WORD.
MY FRIENDS BROTHER who I know personally was involved in an accident when he gave one of their cars to one of his friends to drive and he was in the car. He was taken to the hospital for medical attention and while his body was in the hospital,
He went to heaven and hell .He even saw a handsome man and he said no man on EARTH IS AS HANDSOME AS THE MAN. And He heard a voice that that is SATAN
He said he was surprised because on EARTH we think SATAN IS UGLY. HE SAW THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS ENTERING HELL.
HE THOUGHT HE WOULD END UP IN HELL THEN HE HEARD A VOICE SAYING LETS GO
HE WENT TO HEAVEN AND SAW HIS LATE ELDER BROTHER AND HE SAW THE APOSTLES AND THAT THE APOSTLES DONT LOOK LIKE THE DRAWINGS ON EARTH
HE SAID HE WANTED TO LOOK AT THE FACE OF CHRIST BUT IT WAS TOO BRIGHT
HE SAID THEY WALK ON WATER IN HEAVEN. HE SAID THE STREETS OF HEAVEN ARE MADE OF GOLD. HE SAID HE WANTED TO RELAX BUT HE HEARD A VOICE SAYING THAT IT IS NOT YET HIS TIME. SO HE ASKED THE ANGEL THAT WHY IS IT NOW THAT HE HAS GOTTEN TO HEAVEN THAT HE SHOULD ENTER HIS BODY THAT IS DIRTY AND SMELLING AND THE ANGEL TOLD HIM THAT THEY DONT ARGUE OR ASK QUESTIONS THERE.
HE FOUND HIMSELF BACK INSIDE HIS BODY.
I KNOW HIM PERSONALLY AND HE HAS LIVED A FAST LIFE...
THIS HAPPENED IN WARRI IN 2014 TO A PERSON I KNOW PERSONALLY .. PLEASE SHARE
PLEASE REPENT AND ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR. |