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Family / Re: What Is That Special Thing That Makes You Happy? by lalalista: 11:17am On Sep 11
Very sound sleep
Family / What Is Your Back Up Plan When You Become Old And Weak? by lalalista: 8:38am On Sep 02
As a business man and woman, remember that you do not have a pension plan arranged for you while you make money, because you are not working under an organization. Come to think of it, when you become old and weak and have no energy to continue in business, what do you fall back on? What plans are you making for your retirement? What goals do you hope to achieve for your future? Now that is bad news. The good news is the reason why I'm here. I'm here to help you arrange a pension scheme for a period of 10 years and above so you can maintain your financial standard when you are old.

The name of my company is Enterprise life Nigeria. You can google it. We have been in Ghana since 1924 and just arrived in Nigeria this year.

Now you need to get onboarded on our life time needs.



LIFE TIME NEEDS

There are many stages and events in life. The Lifetime Needs Plan is a disciplined means of saving money towards the growing financial needs of you and your family at each stage of your lives. Marriage, Childbirth, Graduation, Education, Property acquisition and Even to Compliment whatever you have saved towards Retirement.

1. Flexible Premium Payment from 5,000 upwards
2. Protects your investment from inflation
3. You choose your desired cover level while pursuing your goals.
4. It is an alternative to fall back on back home wherever you may be.
5. You can select an extra cash account for you to withdraw partially or fully.

We are professional life planners.

Send me a PM right away to get you onboarded.
Business / Business Men And Women, Get In Here by lalalista: 7:11am On Aug 31
As a business man and woman, remember that you do not have a pension plan arranged for you while you make money, because you are not working under an organization. Come to think of it, when you become old and weak and have no energy to continue in business, what do you fall back on? What plans are you making for your retirement? What goals do you hope to achieve for your future? Now that is bad news. The good news is the reason why I'm here. I'm here to help you arrange a pension scheme for a period of 10 years and above so you can maintain your financial standard when you are old.

The name of my company is Enterprise life Nigeria. You can google it. We have been in Ghana since 1924 and just arrived in Nigeria this year.

Now you need to get onboarded on our life time needs.



LIFE TIME NEEDS

There are many stages and events in life. The Lifetime Needs Plan is a disciplined means of saving money towards the growing financial needs of you and your family at each stage of your lives. Marriage, Childbirth, Graduation, Education, Property acquisition and Even to Compliment whatever you have saved towards Retirement.

1. Flexible Premium Payment from 5,000 upwards
2. Protects your investment from inflation
3. You choose your desired cover level while pursuing your goals.
4. It is an alternative to fall back on back home wherever you may be.
5. You can select an extra cash account for you to withdraw partially or fully.

We are professional life planners.

Send me a PM right away to get you onboarded.
Web Market / Re: Udemy by lalalista: 11:24am On Aug 30
I'm interested. I want to buy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Supporter Says She Won't Get The Covid-19 Vaccine Because She Is A Goat by lalalista: 1:51pm On Aug 24
FalseProphet1:
The vaccine is the number of the Antichrist, I you take it you have taken the number of the best and will be doomed for all eternity.

This I have seen.
thunder fire you

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Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - The Shock Of My Life by lalalista: 5:22pm On Aug 13
Where can I get that test strip and how much is it?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: The Reality About The N-EXIT Package by lalalista: 9:54am On Aug 13
Only God will punish you all

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Romance / Re: Our Bodies Fail Us Occasionally!!! by lalalista: 8:10am On Aug 13
This is a symptom of Hiv
Romance / Re: Devilish Babymama. HELP ME! by lalalista: 8:08am On Aug 13
You're mad. From the way you sound sef, it seems one nut loose in your brain. Cow. Better take care of that child o. I like that girl. Very smart babe. That is what guys like you deserve

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Family / Re: Did You Ever Inherit Anything From Your Family by lalalista: 5:21pm On Aug 12
Inherit fire
Education / Re: ESUT Students Pack Feces As Landlord Ignores Filled Soakaway Pit (Disturbing Pix by lalalista: 9:21pm On Aug 08
Must you wait for landlord to pack it? Can't you guys contribute money to pack it?

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Crime / Re: Woman Arrested For Beating Daughter To Death In Ogun (Photo) by lalalista: 9:11am On Jul 31
She's a mad woman
Romance / Re: As A Lady, Would You Accept Marriage Proposal From A Guy Living In This Room? by lalalista: 6:34pm On Jul 09
PillarToPost:


I'm in Abuja
oh okay
Romance / Re: As A Lady, Would You Accept Marriage Proposal From A Guy Living In This Room? by lalalista: 6:28pm On Jul 09
If the guy is nice, honest, caring and innocent

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Romance / Re: As A Lady, Would You Accept Marriage Proposal From A Guy Living In This Room? by lalalista: 6:26pm On Jul 09
PillarToPost:
I want to use this opportunity to appeal to all Nigerians to come to my aid. If you have a car I can use for bolt/uber, or mini bus, Keke Napep, let's do business together. I promise you it will be a good experience doing business together. You can check my profile and see the post I made lamenting bitterly over my jobless and suicidal situation. I'm in Abuja.

Please I also need your immediate help to fight the terrible hunger biting me very hard now. For how many days now, I can't really say if I have eaten

318 0009871, Ecobank

They say a close mouth is a closed destiny.

Call me on: 0816 614211

Thank you.
If you are in Lagos. Dm me and let me link you up with a job
Health / Re: Do You Still Wear Face Masks? by lalalista: 6:16am On Jul 09
Only at work
Crime / Re: Where Is Chidinma Now? by lalalista: 10:47pm On Jul 02
ucheemmadu18:
Who are u asking?
you
Crime / Where Is Chidinma Now? by lalalista: 9:57pm On Jul 02
Where is chidinma now? And which police station are they holding her?
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Lose Interest In Women After Sleeping With Them? by lalalista: 10:58pm On Jun 26
officialmario:
Some ladies may be having an affair with their lover, they had great time together, but he is no longer answering his phones and looks to be unable to meet your demands. You may have fallen in love with him, but he vanished that night after having a taste of you, it happens to me at times whenever I have sex with a woman I don't have much feelings for, the love disappears after having a taste of her, but I always try to make myself available for her, even after the whole scenario.

I had love the whole house to shed more light on this.

Why do men lose interest in women after sleeping with them?

over to you.
then you are not normal
Romance / Re: I Caught Her Red Handed But She Said She Was Doing It For Me by lalalista: 10:34am On Jun 26
So because you did 45% you won't let us hear word. Why don't you just do 100% so that we'll know you own her totally
Romance / Re: YOUTUBE SPIRITUALITY Teaching---herbs And Mystics... Solutions To Life Issues by lalalista: 9:16pm On Jun 25
Interested
Romance / Re: After Introduction, I’m Seeing Too Many Red Flags by lalalista: 6:54pm On Jun 23
Please give me his number let me marry him

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Romance / Re: Why Do Young Men No Longer Last In Bed Without Drugs? by lalalista: 6:39pm On Jun 23
Kingpin1000:
Must we kill ourselves because of one dirty hoe. If I last 5 secs or 30 mins na person concern. As far as am concerned some days before 2 mins I don come other days to cum na wahala. I'm not the type that have sex to please any woman. Na me dey spend the money anytime I cum na my matter. If you know the energy expended by men during sex you will know we are supposed to be payed. If you think am lying try making the front and back motion made during sex and see if you can last 1 minute without breathing like a dog.
you just cracked me up. That front and back motion u mentioned is true o grin do you know I've never thought about it

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Romance / Re: Why Do Young Men No Longer Last In Bed Without Drugs? by lalalista: 6:36pm On Jun 23
They have used all their life span to Bleep.
TV/Movies / Re: Ka3na: I Had Sex With Praise Nelson But He Didn't Last 5 Seconds by lalalista: 12:58pm On Jun 23
Lol so this kind thing dey pain boys
Romance / Re: Small Pennis Wahala by lalalista: 3:45pm On Jun 22
Savedday:
9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

In mosdii voice: They are all useless..... All of them!
e pain u
Romance / Small Pennis Wahala by lalalista: 9:45pm On Jun 21
You Carry Small Penis, and you are Saying She is not Sweet in the Middle.
My Brother, Did you reach the Middle?

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Politics / Re: Children In Mabai, Katsina Feed On Grass Over Hunger by lalalista: 6:52pm On Jun 21
Signs of end time. Famine in the land. God please have mercy � on me o
Health / Re: Please Help! How Can I Treat Chronic Catarrh That Has Lasted More Than 8yrs by lalalista: 4:03pm On Jun 21
Stop sleeping naked. Always wear clothes to sleep even if there's heat

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Romance / Re: I Had A Orgasm During Sex For The First Time In My Life by lalalista: 5:12am On Jun 15
EmmySparky:
so u be runs girl...mtcheeew...
Your mother runs girl
Romance / Re: Sophia Momodu Sets ‘bikini’ On Fire With Are Banging Body(photos) by lalalista: 8:55pm On Jun 14
How can your tummy be this flat and smooth after you've given birth? It's not possible

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Romance / Re: Help! My Husband Is Jobless For The Past 11yrs Now And Not Bothered. by lalalista: 8:23pm On Jun 14
My dear you married a lazy, wicked and heartless man. Forget the fact that he's very friendly with you. If only you will take my advice, your husband will search for a job and start work in 2 months. My advice:

1. Don't you ever, I repeat, ever pay the rent again. Not even a little part of it

2. Stop giving him money

3. Stop feeding him

4. Stop paying school fees. This may not be easy but just bone and close eyes.

By the time you do this, he will sit up. I swear if he no sir up, make I know wetin cause am

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