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Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman: In COVID I Bought My Third Private Jet (Video) by lanchy: 4:47pm On Feb 17, 2021
Someone with no means of income except "Tithe" and donations from poor church members!! I don't blame him, I only blame the idiots that go to his church!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Moving Towards Disintegration - Abdulsalami Abubakar Warns by lanchy: 12:57pm On Feb 17, 2021
Best news yet!
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 8:11pm On Feb 16, 2021
nisco18ng:
Trust me sir, you're very wrong. It's quite unfortunate you fell into wrong hands. I've heard similar stories even from close friends.
Truth is, people are expecting way too much from Celestians as if they are not regular humans.
Like every other church, Celestial church isn't free from sin and false prophets. It's made worse being a spiritual church as it becomes easy for black magic to be performed in white garment.
I have heard cases as a Celestian of shepherds washing eyes with water used in bathing corpse in order to see vision.
I personally have taken up a shepherd's(posted to our parish) case up to headquarters and he was dismissed because he was caught using image candles of red and white which are forbidden in the church.
I have witnessed the closing of very big parishes now pentecostal churches (names witheld) cos of pure black magic been used.
Even i as a Celestian rarely attend other parishes cos I'm been careful.
Find a good Celestial Church and you've found God.
The greatest miracle God ever performs is to turn some from his evil ways to good and that's what I found in Celestial church.
#PROUD CELESTIAN#
Kindly help with the contact details or process to report a wicked parish to your headquarters!?

PLEASE remember it is a duty for Christians to help those in need, it is the very core of Christianity!
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: Only Ill-Informed Nigerians Assume Nothin Is being Done About Banditry by lanchy: 8:15am On Feb 16, 2021
See the criminal bandit in chief! He should take his foreign bandits and go!
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 1:52am On Feb 16, 2021
nisco18ng:
Trust me sir, you're very wrong. It's quite unfortunate you fell into wrong hands. I've heard similar stories even from close friends.
Truth is, people are expecting way too much from Celestians as if they are not regular humans.
Like every other church, Celestial church isn't free from sin and false prophets. It's made worse being a spiritual church as it becomes easy for black magic to be performed in white garment.
I have heard cases as a Celestian of shepherds washing eyes with water used in bathing corpse in order to see vision.
I personally have taken up a shepherd's(posted to our parish) case up to headquarters and he was dismissed because he was caught using image candles of red and white which are forbidden in the church.
I have witnessed the closing of very big parishes now pentecostal churches (names witheld) cos of pure black magic been used.
Even i as a Celestian rarely attend other parishes cos I'm been careful.
Find a good Celestial Church and you've found God.
The greatest miracle God ever performs is to turn some from his evil ways to good and that's what I found in Celestial church.
#PROUD CELESTIAN#
@nisco18ng

Please, how do I report the issue to your headquarters, your words have emboldened me enough to believe action can be taken against these bad eggs wrecking peoples lives with black magic while hiding under the church.

I will greatly appreciate your help in this matter!
PoliticsRe: APC Plans To Pair Jonathan With El-Rufai For 2023 Presidential Ticket - SR by lanchy: 1:12am On Feb 16, 2021
Nigerians should close their eyes, grit their teeth and vote for someone with education who has run their own business as a success.

We cannot continue to vote for career polit-thief-cians who only know how to steal and oppress people. We don't have long before they destroy everything with their greed!!

Also, any current governor involved in the killing of Christians/Muslims in his state, MUST never be elected!!

#Educated President
#Economic minded President
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 1:05am On Feb 16, 2021
nisco18ng:
Trust me sir, you're very wrong. It's quite unfortunate you fell into wrong hands. I've heard similar stories even from close friends.
Truth is, people are expecting way too much from Celestians as if they are not regular humans.
Like every other church, Celestial church isn't free from sin and false prophets. It's made worse being a spiritual church as it becomes easy for black magic to be performed in white garment.
I have heard cases as a Celestian of shepherds washing eyes with water used in bathing corpse in order to see vision.
I personally have taken up a shepherd's(posted to our parish) case up to headquarters and he was dismissed because he was caught using image candles of red and white which are forbidden in the church.
I have witnessed the closing of very big parishes now pentecostal churches (names witheld) cos of pure black magic been used.
Even i as a Celestian rarely attend other parishes cos I'm been careful.
Find a good Celestial Church and you've found God.
The greatest miracle God ever performs is to turn some from his evil ways to good and that's what I found in Celestial church.
#PROUD CELESTIAN#
I hope there will be more people like you in Nigeria and the World!

There is a church in London, very similar to the one you mentioned above. I pray your headquarters will look into them before they tarnish the image of your church forever!!

Their address is: Address: 187 Glengall Rd, London SE15 6RS.
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 9:14pm On Feb 15, 2021
jantman:
@lanchy
Show me one church were there is no witches?
Show me one denomination were there are.no fake pastors?
Show me one church that is free from demons

As for you, May you not end up in hell
May you end up in heaven
@Jantman
I find it hard to believe you are from that church from the FINE words you have spoken here today!! My anger towards the church and it's members stems from the fact that I have SUFFERED a very prolonged and wicked influence due to having had an interaction with that church (This was NOT voluntary).

The worst part is that, the church structure supports EVERYTHING their members do, without stopping to consider if it is good or bad! A change is needed in this new age. That said.

May you also end up in heaven!
TravelRe: After 7 Million Naira Savings, What Is NEXT, UK Or Canada? by lanchy: 3:08pm On Feb 15, 2021
Choose Canada where you are sure of a job on graduation. UK is on it's way out as a leading economy, Brexit has wrecked the economy and the government/people are openly racist these days.
CrimeRe: Four OPC Members Arrested For Beating Man To Death In Lagos by lanchy: 3:04pm On Feb 15, 2021
There should be an unwritten arrangement Southerners should NEVER kill or harass themselves, ever. There is a bigger threat which we all need to face collectively.
PoliticsRe: Senator Adeola Threatens To Embrace Self-Defence Over Insecurity by lanchy: 3:00pm On Feb 15, 2021
dowap3:
Actually you are deviating from the problem at hand which is that nigeria is being invaded by foreign-fulani whom are armed with AK47 and who go into peoples lands and kill the owners of the land. the same herdsmen are among the 3 deadliest groups in the world.
The problem is not about being ready for the indigenous people to bear arms, the problem is that we have no other choice but to carry ak47 !
People should stop waiting for the nigerian government approval, it will never come. The nigerian government has a fulani agenda the same way sudanese governement had an arabian agenda and the israeli governement has a jewish agenda. The nigerian government is 100% behind the genocide which is happening, they have been doing this to the middle belt for more than 30 years.
On the contrary my learned friend, I am well aware of their ploy, which has been on since Usman Dan Fodio saw it fit to invade, the only problem is that the South is dis-united and have no coherent long term planning, the tribes of the Middle belt have been decimated, so also the Hausa, Kataf, Tiv, Nupe and Kanemi people.

The greatest pain point for me is that, when someone from the South begins to make sense, his/her kinsmen will be the first to tear them down due to jealousy and lack of foresight!

My point regarding private security embodies the fact that gun ownership and security can take a concerted and responsible approach!
Car TalkRe: Help, I Bashed My Friend's Car by lanchy: 11:48am On Feb 15, 2021
Ahh Bashiru!!
TravelRe: Train Collides With Truck In Lagos by lanchy: 11:42am On Feb 15, 2021
Asadujames202:
Opportunity for Aphonja ogbomoshooo pigs


To look out for skull to mine tongue
The south is looking to unite to fight a menace, yet childish miscreants like you choose to throw faeces about like a deranged gorilla, people like you are a waste of oxygen!
PoliticsRe: Senator Adeola Threatens To Embrace Self-Defence Over Insecurity by lanchy: 11:39am On Feb 15, 2021
Private security firms should be able to bear arms as long as they are registered!!

I keep seeing children speaking for adults, who say "We are not ready for gun ownership", speak for yourself only. Responsible citizens with training on how to use arms and have no mental health challenges should be granted the ability to bear arms up to and including semi-automatic weapons!!

Any private security outfit with experienced trained personnel will become very sort after, if allowed! I for one will pay for 4 armed personnel anytime I am forced, repeat forced to visit Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 4:27am On Feb 15, 2021
ipobarethieves:
If u lie against the church,may all the curse written in Deut 15 to End be Ur portion.Can I hear a big Amen grin cool cheesy? Listen lil boy,I live in my own personal house here in lekki)Epe expw..U are too small
You live on the expressway abi!? I don't need to curse you.....You are cursed enough by the sound of it!!
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 4:14am On Feb 15, 2021
ipobarethieves:
But his son'/family still worship there undecided grin,Allow them to do their Babalawo in peace as long as dem nor disturb U
So the suffering idiot that you are recognizes the fact presented, only if they kept themselves to themselves, no one will have problems with them, but as a real evil cult, they feed on outsiders!!

People like you usually have NO success in life, look like smoked fish and are first in line to steal the destiny of others, because there is NOTHING in your head!!

Instead of using the one brain cell you have for good, you will be abusing people that can change your life for the better!!! I have NO worries that Dangote trailer with your destiny under it, will find you soon!!
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 4:04am On Feb 15, 2021
ipobarethieves:
why mention HELL FIRE grin? Since u are sure, bout the nonsense u spew up here,why not allow Dangote trailer to do the needful on U grin sad cheesy?.U already HELL FIRE candidate,no doubt about dat.U knw nothing
No Dangote trailers where I live! You on the other hand that has mentioned Dangote trailer and lives in Nigeria, will surely meet your demise by one, Amen to that!! You have prophesied your own exit from this World, and we will NOT miss your evil.
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 3:36am On Feb 15, 2021
ipobarethieves:
Amen to that
May Dangote trailer KILL whichever moderator, edited my posting behind my back and also KILL you saying Amen!
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 1:55am On Feb 15, 2021
All those still wondering if Cele is evil or NOT, don't take my word for it!!

Please read what the daughter of Pa Oshoffa herself has to say on the matter!!!

http://www.celestialchurchofchrist-worldwide.org/Edith%20Oschoffa%20BABALAWOS%20IN%20SUTANA%20IN%20CCC.pdf

"THE BABALAWOS IN SUTANA IN CCC"
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 1:43am On Feb 15, 2021
umohlee:
Hmmm, I surprise to hear all this comments here, I attend Cele church once in a while for spiritual consult and I must say it a good church. Their ladies are lovely and advisable to date
Liar! NOTHING good comes from your evil sect!! May God punish you all for the wickedness you have introduced into the lives of innocent unsuspecting people that came to your evil cult for salvation thinking you are God fearing Christians!! There is NOTHING good or Christian about you and your congregation of witches and wizards!!
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 1:39am On Feb 15, 2021
jantman:
@ Queenslander
@ Queenslander
@ Queenslander. I mentioned your name trice. Why ? because there is one Antichrist that wrote here talking about how he sexed a Cele girl. He said he gave his life to Christ because of this girl. All he wrote are nothing but lies. How come a person who says that Jesus does not exist, now gave his life to Jesus? He normally roam around the religion section of nairaland telling people that Jesus does not exist, now he is here writing about how he sexed a Cele girl and how he gave his life to Christ because of this girl.

He is an Antichrist and is aim is to put fear in you because he knows that celestial church is of God.

99% of the post you received here are rooted in ignorance. Most of these guys dont know anything about celestial church. Dont blame them, I was once like them, but tt took me many years and experience to know what celestial church really is.

If it is possible for me to marry a Nigerian girl, I would like to have a Cele girl as a wife because they are very spiritual and can protect their home with their spirituality, coconut and candle burning.

Don't let nairalanders deceive you.

I am not a celestial member, but base on my experience, God has bless me more in celestial church than any other church denomination you can think off.

Take my word. Celestial church is genuine
Take my advice. Celestial church is of God and not of the devil.

May God bless Oshofa
May God bless T.B J
May God bless you and me.
You are a liar!! I am living proof of the evil that is the celestial church, they are NOT Christian in any shape or form. They allow witches and wizards to mingle freely in their congregation and their only purpose is to USE people.

Let those who have ears be warned!! Have NOTHING to do with this so called church. They cast demons on people and through this see everything going on in that persons life, anything of interest they will divert to their members!!

If I am lying on them, may I end up in HELL fire for my lies, and if this true, may they and their evil lying followers end up in HELL fire for eternity!!

You should be ashamed of yourself coming here to spread lies!!! May God punish all evil doers with untold hardship here and beyond!!! Amen!
PoliticsRe: Policeman Arrests Passengers For Commenting On #OccupyLekkiTollGate Protest by lanchy: 11:35pm On Feb 14, 2021
STOP voting illiterates into power!! I swear Nigerians have a death wish.

When you have people with low IQ and NO common sense in positions of power, this is what you get, harassment and perversion of justice.

Since the women were held against their will and were NOT under arrest, this is clearly KIDNAPPING!

But the STUPID government structure relies on fear and intimidation to function hence will NEVER chastise their operatives. This is the reason I don't come to Nigeria on holiday, immediately a STUPID policeman sees you are not local, they immediately want something or else they harass and intimidate you with threats!!!

YET some stupid fools want people to come and invest in a FAILED state!!
FamilyRe: Is Predestined Fate Real? My Experience! by lanchy: 10:00pm On Feb 14, 2021
[quote author=bukitt post=98844090][/quote]Post anything you have to say here for all to see!!! No private messages!!!!!
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 9:49pm On Feb 14, 2021
fijiano202:
All I see is lots of hypocrites on this thread....funnily your sisters commit same crime you accuse others of
Shut-up! I know this first hand, you people are a cult, you are NOT Christians!!

Christians do NOT see vision (Apostle Paul healed a woman with unclean spirit whose owners had used her to make money by having her see visions - Act 16:16-24).

Yet this is the corner stone of your so called church, where wicked acts are justified against non-members! And witches and wizards sit in the congregation. Either you are part of them or too stupid to see what is happening around you!

Sad thing is that with all your so-called powers, nothing you EVER do is for good, always evil, fighting people for profit, giving useless powers to fake prophets!! I know you people very well.
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 8:24pm On Feb 14, 2021
Warripikine:
Hmnnn..its just stigma nothing more...
They are very beautiful
Na dem be dis ooo, RUN from them!!
RomanceRe: Are Guys Really Scared Of Dating Ladies That Attend White Garment Churches?? by lanchy: 8:17pm On Feb 14, 2021
Do NOT take my warning lightly, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

If you date them, they will kill you, they are a cult of witches and wizards!! Their sect will always support their own members over you, even when they are wrong!!

Most people make the mistake of thinking they are a Christian organization with Christian values, they are NOT. They will start by giving you favourable visions, and then you will think they want to help you, remember you have to add food to animal traps to lure the animal to place it's hand or neck in the trap, once they catch you through this method, they will use the opportunity to see anything beneficial in your life and DIVERT it to their members!!

They will guide the woman/man on how to sabotage your life in their favour, in fact at that stage, you are an animal in a cage, for them to kill at their convenience, they will start adding all sorts of things to your food and drink behind your back and when the problems start, they will appear as saviours to help you solve a problem that they put there in the first place!!! I can write a whole text book about these people, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE NOW!!!

There is NOTHING Christian about them or Godly, they have NO values and will NEVER be objective in thinking, either you submit your life to them to use, yes I said USE as they wish or they will become your enemy 24/7/365 without ending, it is a cult of witches and wizards, it allows people who only function at night to be able to come out in the day!!
BusinessRe: Devakumar Edwin: Products From Dangote Refinery To Hit The Market By Early 2022 by lanchy: 5:19am On Feb 13, 2021
blamingthedevil:
God Bless Dangote
God Bless Lagos State
God Bless South West
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria
What are you happy about!!?? A nation so corrupt the government refused to fix or build oil refineries, so their friends can maintain a monopoly on petroleum products, the reason there are two parts to the misery in Nigeria:

1. Corrupt thieves benefitting from causing hardship by not fixing/building refineries, so their friends can import petroleum products at exorbitant prices, and the corrupt thieves in power can grant stupid subsidies!!

2. And there are the stupid people who dance and praise every stupid thing that happens without understanding the root cause of the problem.

Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice shame on me.......in the case of Nigerians, fool me since 1990!! Maximum shame!!!
PoliticsRe: Ganduje: I Think El-rufai Doesn’t Understand The Issue Of Insecurity by lanchy: 12:30am On Feb 12, 2021
Of course he does!! He is the Insecurity in the North!!
FamilyRe: Ovi James: 'Open Letter To My Fake Mother' Pastor's Daughter Blasts Her Mother by lanchy: 12:49pm On Feb 05, 2021
theFilmtric:
1. There should always be a dash of common sense while practicing whatever religion you're praticing
The moment you remove common sense
You become an extremist
2. No matter what was done to you
don't ever insult your parents in public-infact don't ever wash your dirty linen in public(especially on social media~it never forgets)
Wetin she gain by this now?
Fame?
Relief?
Sympathy?


She just came out to show how ill-mannered and confused she is
These would only make their reunion more complicated


theFilmtricsay
She is strong and giving others in a similar situation the strength to speak out! Nigerians have a lot of psychological failings, they never confront their nemesis, they are like the proverbial frog, which rather than escape a pot getting hotter, adjust their temperance until it is too late.

Speak out, speak your mind, acknowledge what was done to you is NOT normal and that way, you are closer to getting closure. You are saying she should keep it bottled up, that approach is sure to cause overthinking and mental health issues!!!
PoliticsRe: Families Of Six Slain Igbo Soldiers Drag Buratai, Army To ICC - Lawyer by lanchy: 12:43pm On Feb 05, 2021
If this true, they must be avenged! I don't support IPOB, I support my IBO brothers, enough is enough!! Their lives are NOT cheap.
FashionRe: Kano Hisbah Arrests Barber For Giving Customers Haircuts That 'Offend' Islam by lanchy: 5:28pm On Feb 03, 2021
Why subject a non-muslim to sharia law!! This is unconstitutional in the least and kidnapping as he has committed no crime under Nigerian law. We have local traditional laws in southern Nigeria, how many northerners have been subjected to Ifa, Ogun or Amadioha rulings!!??

Sue them for kidnap and loss of earnings!

You know what! I am now also considering strongly that this Country may have to be divided, at least along the lines of progressive human beings in the south and the backward animals in the north west!!

I'm sure the middle belt, and north eastern Kanuri people will prefer joining the south!!
PoliticsRe: Masked Men Kill Three Residents In Kaduna Fresh Attacks by lanchy: 12:25pm On Feb 03, 2021
In Kaduna, how come the gun men only kill Christians and Kataf people?? El Rufai, we see your hand work very clearly, at this pace you will overtake Adolf Hitler!!

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