₦airaland Forum

I can never forget last year! Now ehnnn. My condom dey always dey with me steadily. Now i don reason am say he be like all these girls can actually have infection but the thing nor dey dirsturb them and he nor dey show for their body.
Na we guys the thing dey dirsturb pass.

Chlamydia does not show symptoms in women, and causes what both of you have described!

This is a poor request for help, There are Nigerians here in the UK, who do not mind giving them spending money to tide them over at least £100 per person for now!

Let them or whoever knows them publish an email or better still a phone number to reach them on.

Nigeria is a psychiatric ward....finish!

Look at all the dirty open gutters that look dirtier than sewage pits and the filthy surroundings.

I swear if anyone washes covid-19 into those gutters super-covid will mutate and have no cure wiping out all of humanity.

Why do Nigerians tolerate such madness, bad roads, government stealing, high cost of living, government scams like fuel subsidy, everyday Nigerians think they are smart yet don't know how stupid and blatant they are not knowing about fuel subsidy robbery!!

How can an oil producing country, whose partners have the most sophisticated machinery too drill for oil off-shore, not be able to maintain a common refinery!!!! So much that you have to ship crude oil to foreign countries to be refined and they keep all the other by-products, and you still pay for the petrol, that comes back through subsidy and exorbitant prices higher than other countries that have NO OIL!!! MUMU PEOPLE

Always fighting themselves Yoruba this, Ibo this, Hausa this!!! Stupid people.

Finally, there will be justice for all those innocent people from Kaduna South!!!

They did not catch that thing or kill it......where is the blood from the wound, crocodiles are strong animals and don't give up easy. They found it dead fresh, probably died of disease!!

Vabasi:
When reading was a culture.

What about Agbo, Simbi and Tafa the lorry driver!!??

Haba, who come remain for IPOB now!?

This is Buhari working hard for all Nigerians.......even the IProblematic ones!!!

A word of warning!!! NEVER crowd on a bridge without moving (stagnant) like in the last picture, that bridge was NOT built for that type of combined weight AT THE SAME TIME.

The important part being at the same time!!!! The same goes for balconies!! They were NOT built for crowds, just a handful were and those were reinforced for the purpose.




Prophet flies away before the walls of Jericho collapses!!!

LilMissFavvy:
You are correct, I keep saying that the only reason men beat their wives or gf, Is because they know the women may not be able to fight back. If men and women had equal strength, men would always think twice before hitting a woman.

I do NOT condone violence towards women, but your logic is wrong....Women/females of all species are the most aggressive, most will hit you first, they usually regret it later, but many will hit you first. It is when you strike back that it becomes a mess in those situations.

Having said that No man or woman should touch their partner in anger, it is a filthy behaviour........and there is NO excuse for it.

Yankiss:
This part of the world, anything we see, we kill. This is a very rare species of snake that could be captured alive and sent to a curator who would put this to better use. Next is cutting in pieces and cooking. Haba, who did this to us? I watched a video where some people in an undisclosed location caught a baby whale but released it back into the seas. It cannot happen here in Africa. For a reason I don't know, I feel something is intrinsically wrong with the African worldview.

I used to strive for Africans, until I realised something sad.....We are cursed, something very bad in our psyche, without bias look at every part of the world from Asia to South America, some of these countries got independence at the same time as we did, yet are far superior in technology and standard of living.

The average Nigerian/African, wants to OPPRESS you and NEVER to IMPRESS you, rather than impress you with good manners and sound ideology, they prefer to oppress with fear and subjugation.

Bottom line, come 3019, we will still be suffering!! Mostly of our own doing!!!

That was a PCSO, not a real police officer trust me. PCSO have no real policing powers per se. They are a grey area called community policing, and by grey area I mean this, yes they can detain a suspect, but they cannot arrest a suspect, thus to detain a suspect they require the suspect to comply. That means ask him nicely and if he says no....well, good luck!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17702622

If you answer yes to these questions then it is Malassezia Furfur and the guy who posted Nizoral cream is a genius!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malassezia

1. Do you have this on your chest, upper arms, shoulder and upper back?
2. Do you also have dandruff
3. Do you have raised bumps like goose bumps on your skin?
4. Do you itch a lot?

If you answer yes to all, please buy Nizoral cream and also the tablet form (Ketonazole or if they have Itraconazole).

Also, buy Bicarbonate Soda (Baking Soda), make sure to wash all your clothes with this, also wash your bedsheet and pillow case with it and change it every week.

Lastly add Bicarbonate soda to your bathing water as well. Even better if you can make mixture and rub it over your body after bathing, leave it for a couple of minutes then rinse away.

You will notice a difference in a month! Your skin will return.

Bastard tribe of drug traffickers!

Give these people their own country....I am tired of all this type of wild animal behaviour!

Good role models...No drug traffickers!

If Nigerians know what is good, they will let the drug traffickers have their own country.

Stop going all over the world to sell drugs and destroy our image!!

Just kill them there.

Nigerians have NO respect for each other....I see it everyday, they secretly hate the success of others like them and only ever think short term gain, never LONG term, always "Wetin I go chop today" mentality, that destroys all long term prospects.

People laugh at us in other Countries, especially when we say "Giant of Africa" only a mad man will believe such a statement. Until you are comfortable with letting your fellow citizen succeed for the greater glory of everyone (including you).....until then, you will forever pull each other down like crabs in a bucket!

SmartMugu:
That's a complete lie. Only idiots in America think that way.

Even the current president of the US - Donald Trump filed for bankruptcy 4 times. His explanation- " I'm smarter than most people".
Yet Africans fill a huge portion of the spot he meant - the gullible ones! They know themselves, they can only brag of one thing alone - a US passport. Afterwards, everyone else in Nigeria is expected to listen to them whenever they talk - that how most of them think in their shallow minds.

There go a Nigerian lecturing people here on how the credit system in the US works when it's apparent he hasn't gotten the full picture yet.

Careful or the OP will come and abuse you for setting the records straight.....he also thinks everybody abroad is in Malaysia for some inexplicable reason.

One thing for sure about Nigerians is this, once they know 1% of something they are happy to make up the remaining 99%. A case of the blind leading the blind.

One thing I have noticed in this World of Equality is this....in this day and age, Nigerian Women still expect to marry rich and successful men!? If there is true equality....should the men not expect to marry rich and successful women!?

Lie number 1 "WHAT'S YOUR DEBT PROFILE? Generally in America, if you don't have some debts especially credit cards, you don't qualify for certain things but that doesn't mean one should live on credit."

You need good credit rating based on servicing your bills and your savings NOT how much debt you have, in order to qualify for guess what....bigger credit! Why lend more money to a debtor as your have explained above, it makes more sense to target those that pay on time and have savings.

Suddenly every villager knows more about obodo oyinbo! better than those living there!

I agree with the guy that called this a STUPID post!

Most Nigerians are useless people...Nothing good thrives in that Country, any bit of advancement must be forcibly destroyed, then they will blame others! or better still the devil, you people are the devil, so much mindless killing/stealing/looting/ritual murder/kidnapping/embezzlement....all this is because you have NO respect for each other hence no respect for yourself.

Nigerians have a DIRTY habit, they will start comparing the people they are JEALOUS of! Backward mentality 101, everybody is an individual in their own with their own achievements. I hope the OP can compare him/her self to that rich and successful classmate of theirs....why stop there, lets compare you to Bill Gates!!!

Do your own thing and stop comparing people up and down, abi you sef no get achievements!?

adimsmt:
Nigerian government and there backward thinking, why are this government bent on destroying the country with easy to solve problem. Its not done anywhere in the world where government will take individual properties and hand them over to private individual businesses for what,? Ranching is the solution this is a private businesses let them go and acquire land with their own money and ranch their cows that what sane people do. The government of federal republic of Nigeria are proving Nnamdi Kanu right.

It is an under hand tactic to STEAL land by the Fulani North.....If this bill is allowed, it means a sub-section of the Country (Northern Cattle Farmers) have free land handed to them in every part of the Country which can be enforced by law. It is a smart way to land grab, if the locals complain....or try to block access by lets say Seceding from Nigeria....they will quote the "Pastoral Land" as the reason for sending Federal Army in to quash any objection, it is a back door to every part of Nigeria.

What about farming routes, fishing routes, snail rearing routes, pig farming routes for those NOT into Cattle farming......I swear these Fulani are up to it again with this nonsense expansionist mindset. The annoying thing is that other parts of Nigeria are too selfish and fighting themselves to see that the MOST stupid member of the Country is now dictating it's future.....When the West and East were in the Presidency all they cared was to loot the coffers dry and no plan for the future.....now these ones are planning how to conquer your lands and enslave your children's future....WAKE UP!

He is being safe......If he does NOT have a second Nationality, they can NEVER deport him from Germany. They can deport him now by stripping him of his German citizenship leaving him with the Nigerian one....at which point they can deport him to Nigeria.

But if he renounces Nigeria, Germany CANNOT strip him of his German citizenship as this would make him STATELESS, which is a crime under international law. Smart guy....must be up to something!!

Kwarupshun:
By their names we shall know them.

Kwenu!

Ah dinor menshun tribe o

Let me go and smoke my IGBO

Well done my brother, that IGBO go pass the right place!

These Name Checkers Association dey powerful oh, see as dem just LAMINATE him name for all to see......Indonesia dey kill drug traffickers oh, small time some tribal idiots will say this one was there to develop Indonesian economy.

I have a problem, I refuse to describe it, but you must solve it fast fast....and oh, my day is not complete until I can blame all my sufferings on the only single tribe that has ever cared for my people....I abuse them every day calling them Afonja! I have now forgotten how accommodating they have been allowing me to live and prosper in their states!!

Even though every single Country in the World has complained about me and my brothers with their drug selling and nefarious behaviour, I still believe the problem is NOT me, but everybody else.

I call my Country a Zoo, but I am the only wild animal living there!