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BusinessRe: Four Anambra Brands That Will Take Over Nigeria Soon by lanchy: 5:44pm On Oct 05, 2022
meth?! That too is a top Anamco brand!
Foreign AffairsRe: Uju Anya's Hateful Post On Queen Elizabeth II Death Condemned by lanchy: 10:17pm On Sep 08, 2022
If she hates the monarchy so much, she should leave their country! The hypocrite!!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Begins Collection Of Levy For Parking Outside Perimeter Fence by lanchy: 8:57pm On Aug 26, 2022
jkpbestseries:
Is also done in US and UK.
Truth be said, when govt wants to steal, they start comparing things in Nigerian to USA and UK! They will not provide the same level of infrastructure or help like in those places but want the same or better official pay, or taxation!!
CrimeRe: Ogun Customs Intercept 3,154 Smuggled Bags Of Rice by lanchy: 8:47pm On Aug 26, 2022
Yet 3,145 terrorists came through the Northern border!
HealthRe: Help!! What's Growing On My Skin!? by lanchy: 9:55pm On Jul 20, 2022
CrimeRe: Digital Fraud! He Left Nigeria To UK Early Last Year. by lanchy: 1:37am On Mar 15, 2022
slex:
It's a normal practice all over the world, when a line becomes inactive, it's sold to someone else.

It's called nber recycling. The telco has done no wrong here.
That only happens in Africa due to greed! Telcos in the UK will never recycle and sell your number, in fact you can reactivate it after many years of not using it. I have a number I will be reactivating later due to ease, it contains just 3 numbers in an easy to remember format. Something like 023333 24424
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Rejects Opening Borders To Ukraine Refugees by lanchy: 1:52pm On Mar 08, 2022
Most sensible thing yet from this minister and government. There are good Ukrainians but the majority are fascists and racist!! We don't want that kind of mess here! Check their history and if found to support hatred, no entry!!!
PhonesRe: My Data Gets Exhausted Too Quickly. Gurus In The House Please Help! by lanchy: 9:20pm On Feb 28, 2022
PhonesRe: My Data Gets Exhausted Too Quickly. Gurus In The House Please Help! by lanchy: 9:18pm On Feb 28, 2022
Check Data usage on your phone it will show the apps using your data, some apps have devilish permissions and can use data in the background transmitting your search and web actions so they can serve you adverts!! Then the adverts chop your phone even more.

Use adblock plus and disconnect.me for chrome browser, install application inspector for android to see apps with devilish permissions, constantly updating your location for example. Remove those permissions and thank me later.
SportsRe: Who Would You Pick To Take This Trophy Winning Freekick? (Picture) by lanchy: 10:12pm On Feb 27, 2022
Roberto Carlos!
EducationRe: List Five Pairs Of Confusing Words And Their Meaning by lanchy: 8:09pm On Feb 16, 2022
Here is one, I hope people know the difference.

One is a Noun, the other is a verb, but which is which

License/Licence

Advise/Advice
ProgrammingRe: Can You Write Codes With A Tablet Instead Of A Laptop? by lanchy: 1:15am On Feb 16, 2022
What language do you code in?
PoliticsRe: Terrorists Kill 22, Kidnap 67 In Katsina, Zamfara, Set Houses Ablaze by lanchy: 9:27am On Feb 14, 2022
These are Fulani colonisers!! Nigeria is up for grabs as long as the other tribes do not have a plan and keep fighting amongst themselves. They are practising ethnic cleansing of the Hausa and other minority tribes in the north and replacing them with Fulani. Wake up Nigeria!!
PropertiesRe: Please What Is Happening With Nigeria And Rent Issues? by lanchy: 11:10am On Feb 07, 2022
Inflation as a result of corruption!! The politicians steal more and spend more, people see more money and opulence as a result and raise prices to grab a share of the largesse, which means the politicians need to steal even more to make ends meet, and so it goes on and on.

Fela said it before "Every time he nearly buy the fan, govt go add N10 more, Na im my friend come understand im life, enjoyment can never come im way!"
CrimeRe: MAN O WAR Handcuffs 16-Year-Old Boy To A Bike In Lagos After Wrong Accusation by lanchy: 11:19pm On Feb 06, 2022
I wonder how Nigerians get these kind of things wrong!! That right there is:

1. Kidnapping
2. Torture
3. Defamation of Character

Next time take a picture of the boy being illegally detained and restrained, then go to the Police to file a complaint, make sure to get a lawyer to make sure the police press charges, then sue for compensation. The little money those bastards have will quickly go, and they may go to jail.

Never wrestle in the mud with a pig!
HealthRe: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by lanchy: 5:08pm On Jan 27, 2022
Congrats! You have won the lottery!! read this carefully and if it applies go and buy Flagyl and take recommended dose. Also stop going with women with smelly you know what!!

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/trichomoniasis/symptoms-causes/syc-20378609#:~:text=Trichomoniasis%20is%20a%20common%20sexually,trichomoniasis%20typically%20have%20no%20symptoms.
EducationRe: Mathematics Challenge: 50% Will Fail This! by lanchy: 11:14am On Jan 26, 2022
Factorial sign means !,so anything like n! = n x (n-1).....

Thus or so therefore

3! = 3 x (3-1)! = 6

So Y - 3 = 6

Hence, the smug ones are saying 9 is the answer, which is correct!
HealthRe: Having A Heart Problem At The Age Of 28.. I Need Help And Advice by lanchy: 12:39pm On Jan 14, 2022
Walk 3 KM every other day, it will exercise your heart muscles and gradually increase your health.
PoliticsRe: Terrorists On The Rampage In Plateau, Niger, Kill 52, Abduct Hunters, Others by lanchy: 2:45pm On Jan 13, 2022
Nigerians never learn! These so called bandits are Fulani jihadists Uthman Dan Fodio only started his Jihad a mere 120 years ago, and it never stopped. The original homeland of the Fulani was Sierra Leone, right now very few of them reside there, why? When they have Nigeria slowly they have been migrating to Nigeria!! Increasing the population in the North, using boko haram and bandits storyline to cover up their real mission. While the south fight among themselves like stupid children calling each other stupid names like Igbo and Afonja!

These jihadist Fulani are busy killing indigenes in order to seize their land for their expansion!!! They target a community, kill enough people to scare them away from their lands, and rename the area with a Fulani name shikena!!
CrimeRe: China Exporting Sewer Oil To Nigeria As Vegetable Oil (Disturbing VDO Evidence) by lanchy: 11:18pm On Jan 07, 2022
CrimeRe: China Exporting Sewer Oil To Nigeria As Vegetable Oil (Disturbing VDO Evidence) by lanchy: 11:13pm On Jan 07, 2022
CrimeRe: China Exporting Sewer Oil To Nigeria As Vegetable Oil (Disturbing VDO Evidence) by lanchy: 8:58pm On Jan 07, 2022
OkijaYahoozee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

video evidence of chinese oil being exported to Nigeria to slowly kill Nigerians
Chai!!
Christianity EtcRe: Help Needed! Salvation From Witchcraft/satanic Groups by lanchy(op): 3:54pm On Dec 27, 2021
Baawaa:
Don't waste time go to MFM nearest to you
Please what is MFM?
Christianity EtcHelp Needed! Salvation From Witchcraft/satanic Groups by lanchy(op): 3:45pm On Dec 27, 2021
HELP NEEDED!!! LOCATION: Lagos.

Ok oh Nairaland, Please your help is needed on a delicate matter needing urgency!!

1. How can you confirm somebody is a witch/evil group? Are there any churches or pious men/women of God still available to help with this? Please provide details here. God will assist you too.

2. Please if you know how to help with such a matter, please reference churches/place of worship proven to offer deliverance from satanic forces and witch craft.

I pray God will bring a positive comment that will change someone's life for the better and remove them from bondage.
FoodRe: Popular Nairalander Cooks With Firewoods. by lanchy: 9:48pm On Nov 30, 2021
Voila = French "There it is; here it is"

Viola = Musical instrument.

No insult meant, but Nigerians say a lot of wrong words! Take Trafficator for example, most Nigerians will say it is the light signal on a car, but it is really called Indicator!
EducationRe: Photos Of The School In Kagara, Niger State Where Bandits Kidnapped 27 Students by lanchy: 8:56pm On Feb 17, 2021
Tunde Idiagbon was the MAN, thats why they killed him!
SportsRe: Referee Ready To Fight Alan Judge After Abusive Words (Photos, Video) by lanchy: 6:42pm On Feb 17, 2021
Welcome to England! Thug-life, from the PM to street cleaner!!
CrimeRe: Soldier Seen Manhandling A Man, In Lagos, Despite Pleas From His Sick Wife by lanchy: 6:38pm On Feb 17, 2021
AgbitiOnne:
That is why Some of us don't have sympathy for them when they get maimed and killed by Boko Haram always displaying power when it comes to Civilians
Sadly, it is the good ones that get sent to face boko haram!! The useless ones are then left behind to harass the people they should be protecting!! Soldiers belong in barracks!!!

To every Nigerian out there, make sure you are capable of at least 2 things!

1.) Be able to perform physical exercises for at least 30 minutes continuously.

2.) Learn Jiu-Jitsu, very easy moves that can be used against bigger opponents.

If he had knocked the soldier unconscious, or dislocated his joint, I'm sure the issue will change.
EducationRe: Photos Of The School In Kagara, Niger State Where Bandits Kidnapped 27 Students by lanchy: 5:35pm On Feb 17, 2021
Where is the dullard in chief!? and his subordinate in thief??
EducationRe: 27 Kagara Students Kidnapped, One Shot Dead - Niger State Governor (graphic Pix) by lanchy: 4:50pm On Feb 17, 2021
Quick give them more money to buy cows and lay down their sophisticated weapons!! Said nobody with common sense!!

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