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CrimeRe: Man Invites Gang Members To Rob Abuja Neighbour by lanchy: 8:52am On Oct 12, 2020
99.99% of Nigerians are Evil and heartless, Jealousy and envy runs too high. I have NEVER come across a Nigerian that was happy for the success of others! Especially other Nigerians. The country is cursed and so are the people. Nigeria can have all the oil in Saudi Arabia and Venezuela combined and still be suffering!!!

If you LOVE yourself, question the way you have been conditioned to think as a Nigerian as it is NOT NORMAL!

southniyikaye:
Welcome to Nigeria
Why I don't keep friends
I had a very rich uncle, very rich so while in my 100 level, my neighbors and friends believe I was very rich also not knowing I do photography as an hustle an it is paying me...
They framed me and I ended up bailing myself with the school fees I labored so hard to get.these are close friends o, I even help them submit assignments as the class rep..

Everything about us reek of greed, jealousy, inhumane, sinister and wicked mindset...

80% of Nigerians are wicked by default
PoliticsRe: Police Disperse #EndSARS Protesters In Abuja With Teargas, Ammunition (Video) by lanchy: 8:19pm On Oct 09, 2020
The issue has NEVER been about SARS or FSARS, the issue has ALWAYS been about respecting our fellow Nigerians. Nigerians HATE other Nigerians for no reason and choose to OPPRESS rather than IMPRESS them with power and ability.

Today police brutality, tomorrow Army or Navy, same story different day, No RESPECT for a Nigerian life!
CareerRe: Secondary School Teaching Vs Lecturing: Which Of These Two Jobs Should I Choose? by lanchy: 12:24pm On Oct 07, 2020
Take the lecturer job, it will open new job paths. You already have experience as a secondary school teacher, and can get those type of jobs again in the future, the lecturer role will open up the same path for you, and you can in the future pursue both types of job.
CrimeRe: Nollywood Reveals New Yahoo Boi Movie Soundtrack - by lanchy: 3:53pm On Sep 25, 2020
First to comment. I dedicate this to my mother!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help, I Have Lost Much Money Trying To Earn Money Online. by lanchy: 10:11pm On Aug 12, 2020
Ok, with Python, look into Data sciences! Web design is dead in my opinion, too many high school students and folks from India have saturated the market.

But with Data Science......the sky is the limit.

Or

Learn Docker and Kubernetes to add to your Python and watch your demand skyrocket!!

Faster002:
Your advice please,
Below is some of my challenges :

Tried blogging : not encouraging

Forex trading: uncertainty

Freelancing : Upwork approved me, but for long no project


Web Design : client


My skills : html, CSS, Bootstrap, jquery, js, php, python(intermediate) and digital marketing.

I welcome any advice that will improve my skills or a promising business idea.
PoliticsRe: DSS Uncovers Plot By Persons, Groups To ‘Destabilise’ Nigeria by lanchy: 8:31pm On Jul 27, 2020
Is this idiot referring to the people killing Nigerians in Southern Kaduna, or the bandits killing people in Katsina, or Boko Haram in Borno, Or bandits killing people in Kogi, or rebels killing people in Plateau, or rebels killing people in Adamawa, or the thieves and kidnappers killing people all over?? Which one of them is the idiot referring to??

Some people are a joke, you cannot do your job of National Security at even up to 10% success rate, and that <10% is for all the innocent Nigerians your corrupt political overlords asked you to lock up!!

Then they will go and open their dirty stupid mouth, making baseless threats to unnamed groups. Fight the ones I named above first, foolish idiots led by a goat!
PropertiesRe: Muhammad Nami: FIRS Plans Stamp Duty Palliatives For Tenants by lanchy: 6:04pm On Jul 27, 2020
A government that cannot provide security, clean water, good roads, constant electricity, but stubbornly wants to collect taxes!!?? This FIRS an is an idiot of the largest order. Fools like this would be a mai guard, mai suya or mai tea somewhere if not for this useless good for nothing government full of corrupt extremists!!
PoliticsRe: Olorunrinu: 'Nigerians Should Beg Tinubu To Contest 2023 Presidency’ by lanchy: 5:56pm On Jul 27, 2020
See the FAT head spewing the nonsense talk, no more house of reps for him to steal money, the lazy motor park tout.
TravelRe: My Friends Exploiting Money From Me, Advice Needed by lanchy: 5:52pm On Jul 27, 2020
I really pity the OP, he seems a really nice guy, but the thing is this, when it comes to Nigerians, niceness is a major weakness.

They will suck you dry and abuse you, what you don't know is they envy you, envy leads to jealousy, jealousy leads to HATE. No matter what you do, they will pass through the phases above Envy --> Jealousy --> Hatred.

Cut them off immediately and block them for good, nothing happy or good will come with your one-sided relationship with them, they will always want more and more, they see you as a MUGU!

Spend your money on yourself and family, GOD will be the judge, you have done more than enough!!

If you think they will talk badly about you to people and tarnish your image, imagine what they are saying now to everyone "Make I call me mugu".

I also learned this the hard way, lent a dear friend over GBP2000, since he got sacked from his Bank job, he took it and went drinking flexing, calling me Mugu to everyone who cared to listen, then he came back again to ask for another 2000, when I refused he started to lament and get angry imagine this, as if he is my bank manager!!

That 2k spent 10 years in his hand, until he too became serious and travelled abroad, now that he has been abroad for years, I ask for my money back, he starts to talk long story that i betrayed him!! Imagine this same person uninvited me from his wedding that he had earlier asked me to be his groom, because i no fall mugu drop another 2K for am.
FamilyRe: Family Members Took Pictures With Standing Dead Man (Disturbing Photos) by lanchy: 7:25am On Jul 27, 2020
Free Mason ceremony!.......Knight of Mulumba!!
PoliticsRe: Buratai: Insecurity Will End When Nigerians Want It To End by lanchy: 10:04pm On Jul 20, 2020
This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

He is right, if Nigerians want insecurity to end, they should vote in sensible capable leaders and military strategists with common sense not this Mai Tea of a gateman, whose only ability is physical fitness and empty words!

Criminals are so bold and have perfected the art of ambush against civilians and military personnel alike, yet the top rats are busy making mouth!

If na to brutalise unarmed civilians now, him to carry first!
Forum GamesRe: Who Can Interprete This Picture? by lanchy: 1:54am On Jul 11, 2020
EducationRe: U.S. To Deport 16,000 Nigerian Students, ASUU Fumes by lanchy: 6:13pm On Jul 10, 2020
Yes, they can deport even a green card holder, fact. Dual Citizen self for terror offences, they will just cancel your other passport, and Murtala Mohammed!
Mexzy4sho:
Can u deport someone with valid papers?? angry
PoliticsRe: Reps To Rescue Martins Idakpein, Lance Corporal In Military Detention by lanchy: 2:35pm On Jul 03, 2020
Nigeria is indeed a backward place, criticism is always met with anger and violence!! How do you hope to receive feedback and improve, when you lock up all those that mention your failures, then the fat bellied idiotic soldiers that can't even fight a rag-tag rebel group with "No Air force and No Shoulder mounted SAM" will go on to embezzle money meant for weapons.

10,000 well armed and trained soldier, with effective communication and a plan can take this Country, sad but true...very pathetic!
SportsRe: Oladapo Adu Stranded In Cote D'ivoire After Representing Nigeria In Competition by lanchy: 11:27am On Jul 03, 2020
See common sense that is not common....God will punish all those that sow seed of discord between Yorubas and Igbos, Non of you are perfect, but you can achieve a lot more together. Cut out the North and invite the middle belt and South South as equals an watch your World prosper!!

Igbobymarriage:
Project Nigeria failed.. A whole chess champion stranded..

How I wish I can wake Azikwe from his grave and give him a good knock on his head for objecting secession... Azikwe, no worry na he'll u dey go


Modified: my igbo kinsmen are attacking me... All bcox I said the truth, they have turned to attack mi.. But the truth is the truth..


The truth is,

Hausa are great

Igbos are greater

Yorubas are the greater greatest


And our God, Chineke is the great greater greatest


I am igbo man but I av always love yorubas all Tru my life..

Since I left Abia state when I was 25, I av lived wit the yorubas for almost 25 years and they are the greatest.. Very accommodating, silent achievers..
Infact I can deny my igbo and change to yoruba.

I married a Yoruba, my kids bears yorubas name..

God bless the Yorubas


They are the west just like America, Europe and so on..

God bless my igbos too
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Kidnapper Anthony Ndubuisi, Uncover Victims Bodies In Septic Tank by lanchy: 12:54pm On Jul 01, 2020
No idiot to mention Afonja here! I swear the day we rid Nigeria of all the Politicians and Tribalism will we be free!
PoliticsRe: Moshood Oshun Walks Out On Obasa, Lagos Speaker by lanchy: 8:49am On Jul 01, 2020
So, with a highly educated set of Yoruba people everywhere, we have now chosen thugs, riff-raffs and agberos as those to lead and shape our future. The head that will receive a knock, will always bow low to receive it, this is too low!
EducationRe: Nigerians Pay N152b Tuition In UK by lanchy: 1:02pm On Jun 29, 2020
Nigeria is a funny country, how did all these people earn their money!?

On another note, many Nigerians steal government money, and lavish it on their spoilt kids to obtain foreign education, most don't even attend classes regularly and miss the point of a Western education, in Nigeria we read to pass exams with too much forced cramming, there they expect you to think and develop skills you will need, more hands on.

Yet these over entitled kids, pass out of University with grades and nothing else, and end up being "placed" in lucrative jobs by their parents at the expense of more local graduates, a cycle that must be broken by all means!!

I'm not saying no to Western education, but no to this cycle of robbing the Nigerian peoples money to improve yourself and your family ,then denying the same Nigerian people the opportunity to aspire to good jobs by reserving these same jobs for your overseas trained spoilt brats.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is A Programmer's Job Unstable? by lanchy: 1:56am On Jun 29, 2020
Please don't call web design programming, even with JavaScript or any of those fancy scripting languages. If said person is doing one of the below, they can't lack for work, especially online. Try https://www.upwork.com/ , you can bid for short/small/large projects, just make sure you can deliver, please don't spoil our name on this platform!!

Programmers:
C++, C, Java, Go

Scripting Language:
Python, JavaScript
Forum GamesRe: Solve This If You Can by lanchy: 2:46pm On Jun 24, 2020
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CrimeRe: Amotekun Arrests 42 Cows Over Alleged Destruction Of Farmlands In Ondo by lanchy: 2:38pm On Jun 24, 2020
That is common sense, most Nigerians have no sense and will prefer to sit on the ground and eat breadcrumbs rather than help each other onto the table for the real deal. All I hear is Yoruba dis, Igbo dis........both parties are useless as shiit, unless you come together.....None of you will succeed!

BlackfireX:
Igbos and yorubas is this not time to unite to survive??

There is fire on the mountain
BusinessWhat Nigerian Products Can Be Produced At Small Scale With Export Potentials! by lanchy(op): 10:05pm On Jun 21, 2020
Men and Women of Nairaland, in these hard times one has to think out of the box and come up with new ideas, explore new/old business prospects as well.

I put this to you as an investor, what small scale business do you run currently or intend to open where the product/service has export potentials!?

You do not have to list your business secrets! Just state it in the form something like this:

Product:
Intended Market (Local or Foreign):
Investor Requirements (What do you think you need to achieve next stage growth):
Current Limitations/Problems (provide if possible):
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Has Done An Interview Or Gotten A Job Since COVID-19 Started? by lanchy: 12:33pm On Jun 20, 2020
1. You mean there are jobs in Spain, why are they all in the UK?
2. You mean Spanish people give Black people jobs!!!??

I'm surprised, because whenever I'm on holiday in Spain, I hardly see any black people in the business arena, just Senegalese (no offence meant, good people) street traders and scrap metal dealers!

exnovio:
I got a good job with the underground metro system Madrid on Monday 15 June,after losing my previous job at the Airport due to the pandemic 2months ago.
TravelRe: How A Nigerian Lady Landed In Europe Because Of 80 Naira Sachet Milk by lanchy: 12:46am On Jun 17, 2020
What nonsense, she went with a randy white man to his hotel room to keep him company, and you are mentioning Gods work!!?
PoliticsRe: CAC’s Online Registration Portal Crashes, The 7th Time In 3 Months by lanchy: 11:11pm On Jun 12, 2020
Yet another ramshackle infrastructure project, most Nigerian IT projects have grossly undersized infrastructure environments for hosting, same happened with JAMB when it started, you cannot cater for millions of transactions using flimsy compute resources like having single servers that are non-load balanced, low specification servers running at 90% load all the time, single points of failures or choke points (single non-clustered database, which may also be under specification).

IT Infrastructure is like Rocket engineering to Africans for some reason!
PoliticsRe: CAC’s Online Registration Portal Crashes, The 7th Time In 3 Months by lanchy: 11:03pm On Jun 12, 2020
Infrastructure hosting is not web development, so what would you have done? Write a code to generate power or new hardware during power or hardware failure!?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Tell them to employ smart web developer like us
Them nor go hear word
EducationRe: Nile University Of Nigeria In Pictures by lanchy: 10:54pm On Jun 12, 2020
All that glitters is not gold. In Nigeria just because a University has fine building, does not make it good!

You can have fine buildings, good lecturers, but rubbish lazy entitled students, where the knowledge comes in one ear and out the next, but they remember popular songs and dance moves!!

It is the quality of the students a school attracts, and the the quality of the graduates it produces that determines it's success!
CrimeRe: Cult War In Amaokpala, Anambra: 3 Killed (Graphic Photos) by lanchy: 4:43pm On Jun 12, 2020
If most Nigerians think like you, we would have been great a loooong time ago!

I hate tribalism, everyone hates us as black people, then we hate our selves on top of it all!

shawnfamous:
look at how People are quick to paint Igbos as terrorists.. like the Yorubas or Hausas have no cult.

I'm not Igbo.. when I see Igbos talk bad about Yoruba, I nod my head. Vice versa.

The sense our parents never had is what we inherited. Stop these Nonsense guys.
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel Oscar And Yohanah Kilus Executed By Boko Haram In Borno by lanchy: 2:58pm On Jun 12, 2020
That's what you get fighting a war with lousy commanders, no planning, no intelligence nothing, just loud mouthed rhetoric! If I were those guys, I would beg to join my abductors at this point, as if you can't beat them....join them!!
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Imposes 24-Hour Curfew In Atyap & Chawai After Clash Over Farmland by lanchy: 6:57pm On Jun 11, 2020
History reloading....

On 15 May 1992 violence erupted between the mainly Moslem Hausa and mainly Christian Kataf communities of the Zangon-Kataf Local Government Area in Kaduna State, with many deaths. A tribunal set up by the Babangida government sentenced Lekwot and 16 others to death for alleged complicity in the killings, sentences eventually reduced to a short gaol sentence.[2] It was said that his sentence was due to his feud with Babangida.[8] He was assisted in his prolonged battle to avoid execution by Yohanna Madaki.[9] By December 1995, Lekwot had received a state pardon.[10]

Now you understand why Lekwot was fighting for his people!!!
CrimeRe: 9 Yahoo Boys Jailed In Abeokuta by lanchy: 5:30pm On Jun 09, 2020
Yeye EFCC, serious criminals dey there for Government positions, dem go dey carry people who dey hustle to eat and survive!

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