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They will be freed when the file reaches another Muslim who is in charge. And southerners will be too scared to speak up so they don't lose favors they get from the north like promotion, votes or political appointment. Morooons like Tinubu will even question the authenticity of the story

PrinceOfLagos:
This isn't about election , this is Peter obi for you

If you're a regular air flyer, you will know that this man is a simple man.
He carries his luggages by himself and relate with people onboard without looking down on anyone

Thanks for clarifying the morooon

Valkrie:
Don't be surprised that it's the Arab jihadist people that shoot and killed her and want to blame isreal...those people are just too dumb...!!

Is always their work, you can already see how the dumb op captioned the headline

Obi is unequalled

Serial48:
True sir, we met at Moshood Abiola poly, same department, we cohabited for four years in school, its why i mentioned plenty of sex.. then after school, the bond kind of tightened because we job hunted together and got employed in lagos the same month different organizations. Then we put money together, got an apartment in lagos and he’s been promoted several times and he puts me in the know about his finance’s. I believe its the right time according to his finances and what we’ve been through together. And Ofcourse, he knows what my bank statement is and i think together we can pull it of in a simple way. Its been a long way from home sir.

We both deserve it
Me and Steve

Go on, you are blessed, still keep an eye on your career though, never ever give it up for anyone

Eriokanmi:
My mum was terribly afflicted in the early 80s with a strange ailment. My dad spent and spent, no solution. She was admitted in hospital for weeks, alas! One elder now late, suggested we move into a mission house where prayers were being offered morning and night and in the process, she got healed. Her head would be making noise like when you're near a generator even in a very cool silent environment. She'd even asked if we heard such sound and we'd say no. She got healed completely and that's how we became born again. She's almost 90 years old now.

One day, after a send forth service conducted for a pastor who just got promoted with transfer elsewhere, he was praying for people as they knelt before him. He had the gift of prophesy. When it got to my turn he said to me that I had great journeys ahead of me. That I'd travel a lot and then I was in JS3. Today, I had touched the length and breath of the earth, to the glory of God.

In my undergraduate days, as I was sleeping in my hostel one night, God showed to me some things...He had always done this severally before then. He revealed that I was caught in an exam malpractice. I don't joke with whatever He reveals, regardless of the nearly impossible circumstances around me. God respects His words even more than His name...the bible says so. I was vibrating within me. I used to be one of the best students in my set. How would I now be caught up in such a mess? I didn't take it lightly. I prayed violently and rebuked it.

Lo and behold, on that fateful day, it was our last paper. I had even forgotten. The revelation came to pass. God is my witness to this. It was the exact location as seen in that revelation, on the same desk, I was seated by same window, in same exam hall and same lecturer stood beside the window. Then I quickly remembered. It was as if I once watched a movie which was being replayed. There was a course mate by the name Demola. He had problem solving one of the questions. I told him I hadn't gotten to that number. This guy was disturbing. He said please let me send you the ones I had done maybe in exchange for those questions I had solved. Suddenly, this guy sent me the expo. I was restless. All of a sudden, invigilators entered the exam hall, about 5 in number. I quickly hid the expo inside my booklet and suddenly, a lecturer appeared by the window near me, observing things, same man as seen in that deam wearing same clothe. I said, mogbe ooo. The invigilators started checking booklets from page to page. I was 5th on that row and the first row for that matter. It was as if all eyes were on me. By the time they got to the 2nd student, I pretended as if I was reviewing my work, suddenly I squeezed the expo and violently threw it behind underneath the desk.

They quickly rushed to me and asked what happened. I told them my pen dropped and I was trying to look for it. They asked me to step out of the desk, searched everywhere, up to the 2nd student behind me, they searched my booklet page by page. They found nothing they now asked me to sit down. I'd have been rusticated that day. But because God had revealed it earlier and I had prayed against it, it was someone else who was caught.

My brother travelled to America for the first time in 2003. On getting to POE in America, after he had been admitted, a CBP accusted him and asked for his passport. He said the picture wasn't matching his identity because his real look didn't match the pic on the visa sticker and the one on his profile page. He laughed hysterically because he obtained his visa by himself , got interviewed in Lagos and nobody assisted in filling-in his DS160 form. The man said he wasn't kidding. He was interrogated at the secondary inspection side . He was asked to place his fingers on the screen which revealed all his biodata as recorded in the American consulate in lagos and his visa details still they didn't velieve him...hard to believe right? Village people are real. Na that day I know.

In short he was locked up in the cold cell and deported 2 days later. On getting home he called my sister who took him to the pastor of their church. The man said as soon as he obtained the visa, he was showing it to everyone instead of hiding it and be praying for success of his trip. He said there was one woman who saw it with her evil eyes and cancelled it spiritually. He said he was going with an empty passport unknowingly. He said the woman was saying so, you want to go and make it abi? He said the man would pray hard but he wouid have his visa restored as God had said. But he will pray very hard cos of his image that had been dented. He also told him that when the time was ripe he'd see signs. Truly it happened. When he reappeared for another interview a few years later at us embassy in lagos, the visa officer said he had seen all that happened on the system but he wouldn't give him visa but would apply for a waiver of ineligibility which he's seeing on his profile and the application could either be granted or rejected by one and only attorney General of the United States, that he should be checking his mail frequently. One day they mailed him that his waiver had been granted and he should send his passport to us embassy for his visa via a designated DHL office. No interview conducted, no additional fees charged. That's how God restored him. He's one of the popular figures in Nigeria today...a successful businessman.

At times, God would just reveal to me some things about my neighbour which would eventually happen. In fact, I can't remember one-tenth of my encounter with God. This is just a few. Cheers.

You did well by giving enough examples which young minds can learn from. The only thing I can add as another person of experience is that all the things you 'heard' from God also happens to people of other faiths. If you were a Muslim for instance you'd still have those gifts of seeing things to come. If you were a traditional worshipper you'd still see those visions. So our spirituality isn't about the name we call God, it's in us and you can personally develop or suppress them. You must be of some level of pure mindedness to maintain such gifts, most people kill theirs off by succumbing to base pleasures of life.
Man is a spirit, there may not even be "God" in the way we imagine him. Is obvious there's a force out there but giving it a personality with desires for praises, acknowledgement etc as the Christian faith often assumes is to me inaccurate. See this is a very long discussion and thank you for your input

rippa:
Osinbajo that is part of the most useless govt ever in the history of Africa. Even Ndi Amin go shock for buhari breaking his records

Anyway you have a point

A country of dumb people both educated and uneducated. If Jonathan and pdp were not failures how did people end up voting Buhari who had been buried and dusted? Was Jonathan's failure not the best marketing tool for an oaf like Buhari? Why are black people so dumb eternally, how can you justify or even consider Jonathan in 2022 when we now have topshoot performers like Peter Obi and Osinbajo? God what can save black people?

Mooh247:




Is this guy the Major General Buhari of the 80s that fought Metasine and Chadian invaders?! Same guy Fella called craze man and animal in human skin after he dealt with him

Try this nonsense with General Olusegun Obasanjo, or General Sani Abacha even General Babangida or bloody civilian Cultist General Wicked Wike

I guess his only concerns now at old age are his family, friends , associates and cattles



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Or is not Buhari, have you considered that? Does Kanu's statement strike a cord?

You are jobless and she knows. Nothing about you intrigues her which must be for good reason. Don't feel offended is who you are she's responding to

You are going to pick the call eventually and you will return the 210k. Tell them you have spent the 40k because she gave you the impression it was her money. That's your way out

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Let them bring it on.
I said I won't, I can't marry a corpse

You are joking, you are going to marry it watch my words. So you knack somebody's dota for years and you don't want her to depart in dignity? You will understand

czarr:
Guys should know that chatting should be very brief. Chatting is not an avenue to entertain girls, and try to make them like you. It hardly works. Chatting is a place to arrange a meet up. If you have already introduced yourselves. Ask her if she wants to meet up/hang out. If she gives excuses stop chatting with her. Don't block her stop chatting with her.

A lot of girls are looking for jesters/clowns to try to entertain them during chats even when they know they don't plan on meeting you or sleeping with you, they just want someone to make them laugh. Don't be that guy. They'll dangle the possibility of sex over your head but they always find an excuse not to meet up.

While you are trying to be entertaining Via chat, the guy pounding her out is not even responding to her chat. so she comes to the Simp online to make herself feel better and wanted. She uses her online simps to build self esteem so she can go fvck the attractive guy who doesn't care to chat with her.

Nuff said.

Gbam!

Fashionista01:
Rest in peace beautiful girl. Your killer/killers will not go Scott free in this world and the world beyond. Your parents/ guidance spent alot to train you and your killer/ killers cut your life short because of blood money. As Almighty God lives their own life will be cut short. As your parent and siblings are shading tears because of what your killer/killers did to you tears and agony will not depart from their door post.

Amen

Usual lies from a dullard, this guy read a lot of novels as a child so has been able to fabricate very interesting lies for the gullible ones.

UCHIHAmask:
That is truly the only way but I see it as almost impossible because of the fact that the current system (2/3 majority of legislative) has to accept it..
Every single possible cure has to be implemented by the same system of government we are against,now would they ever agree to something that doesn't favour them?
I can't think of a way aside that,only,maybe if the youths take it by force and our tribal difference would not allow our youths unite in a single front...
I see no way,that is why I feel disintegration is better than the current irredeemable Nigeria,each separate states would lack many disunity caused by tribalism or religion and form system of government similar to the one that would be attained if Nigeria's constitution is amended as that guy proposed,e.g state policing,break of immunity etc.. if by chance the separated states becomes corrupt it would be easy for it's people to rise up against it,just like the yorubas did against awolowo who they love when he made a move against akintola..
I expect Nigerian youths to clamour strongly for a change to constitution but no one is,then I have to follow disintegration..

I have always said the same thing

Another Fulani appointee, 100 times more qualified southerners still looking for work. Check his southern or Christian classmates with better qualifications they will be nowhere

GooodHardDick:
Women are so cheap I swear!

I'm not surprised, after all pussy is by far more cheaper than biscuits!

And you are expensive abi? Always look for sense

Eriokanmi:
This kidnsp of a thing always has police collaboration in it. The Edo and other south south region is even worse. The day kidnappers would be having a field day, you'd not see a single police on the road. Thieves would be robbing at a close range and the police would look the other way at their checkpoint. Things cannot continue this way. That's why I'm in support of the interim government as proposed by Pa Afe Babalola, former AG of the federation. We can't say someone like him proposing such a great move either has a pecuniary motive or doesn't mean well for Nigeria. He's lived his life to the fullest, only awaiting glorious call. Nobody can also say such a legal luminary doesn't know or think before putting forward such a proposal. He's one of the few nationalists we have around. Things have become awry in every sector, not only in defence. Any politicians who oppose this move is either an enemy of state or a greedy fellow. No security, no jobs, no meaningful life, no education, no electricity, no infrastructure, nothing. I wonder why they're still in government.

With the interim government any politicians found culpable in these mess would not be under any shield or immunity. Our constitution would need to be amended to address all the agitations and perceived inequalities in the country. Boko haram who said western education has failed them, they need to ask them questions and put things right. Everyone needs a good life. Anyone who has seen where boko haram had been killed would know they're not looking good. They fight with their blood for a government style which they believe would give them a good life.

2023 elections isn't what we need right now. If buhari, a war general and former head of state could fail this woefully, if pdp couid not bring any meaningful development to the doorsteps of Nigerians since 1999, If the preceding military era couldn't fare better which led to agitation for democracy, then constitution amendment is inevitable to address several areas, except we want to keep deceiving ourselves and if we want tovremain as a united Nigeria

Gbam! But can our dumb leaders even comprehend this? This is the only solution as you rightly said but too many fooolish people with power in Nigeria

BigDawsNet:
Countries with highest Gdp

Nigeria made no 30 on the list...

So I guess we are better Dan Countries above 30

GDP has nothing to do with which country is better, next time use GDP per capita. Only GDP is a useless metric. Nigeria is not close to being better than any white country. GDP is total money, GDP per capita is total money divided per head, this is the true measure of wealth. That is why Botswana is the richest African country even with their lower GDP because when you divide it by their small population you get a big figure. When you divide naijas own by 200 million moroons you get a hopeless figure. That's why India despite huge GDP is considered a very very poor country.

LILTJAY3:
I regret the day lugard merge me with this people in one country I swear..

The most hated tribe on earth

Asian hate them to the extent that when any of their criminal developing bastard brothers are caught, they throw them from the top of skyscrapers so that their flatheadss can be smashed to pieces

When you hear that nigerians are hated abroad mostly in asian and african countries, this criminal tribe from the pit of hell is the reason

Unfortunately true

Kingsnairaland:
USA practice democracy at home no doubt... But in international stage they purely practice dictatorship that is the game plan that you don't know.


This are the little things that confound wise men like you to understand.

But international or foreign policy is about how to deal with other countries isn't it? Yet you allow people from other countries to come to your country and be in control? So that young immigrant Muslim lady - Oscar Cortez in congress, insulted Trump throughout her tenure yet she's fine and progressing? So you do that to Putin and continue to enjoy life in Russia abi? Or China? Can't waste breath on this

SweetBuns:
nice write up but where did you learn all this? its so true..... a friend of mine who didn't have sex for 6 months gave it to a guy who she met at her n
cousin's wedding.. she said it was her best romp ever....
maybe it was her over happiness that caused it that day, who knows? immediately after that, she went back to her monk like lifestyle

Ubunja is an enigma, I'm still wondering the age of this sage

Kingsnairaland:
You can check my preachings online here funny. Bro I only stand by the truth. I hate people who intimidate others.. Check my profile to see my preaching am not a Muslim.

Any day you decide to stand up for the weak and maintain order in your world, you will suffer what America suffers. When you are even capable at it you will be called exactly the same names you are calling America. My friend this is the country that decided to have whites kill whites in order to end the slave trade of black people not of white people. Yes racism remains in some quarters but you dare not show your head openly otherwise other whites will be the first to mess you up. This is the country that elected a black president to the highest office on earth despite that voter population is almost 80% white! Didn't you hear that Obama's father's tribe are only 15000 in number in Kenya and can never hope to have any of them become president in Kenya? Didn't you hear recently that Madeleine Albright entered the US as a 15-year old teenager from her native Czechoslovakia and still made it to become Secretary of State? Can you do that in China? Russia? How many Nigerians that have traveled to Russia have been accepted as citizen there even if you stay 100 years? Does this look like the behaviour of a tyrant to you? So a tyrant allows immigrants enter their country t become secretary of State who are among the top people that shape the very foreign policy you complain about? America is not perfect yes just like no country is, but without them you would have seen pepper either under Hitler's rule or some very evil global tyrant. See I always tell people I wish we could try China or Russia for just 1 month as the leader of the world. You can even take a cue from how China treats debtors that can't repay loans. My brother always get more knowledge before going emotional on anyone

Shedrack777:
what do you mean? cripple no be human being? that his leg is cripple doesn't mean his dick is crippled. just be sad that she give everyone the cookie (even imam and pastors)

You can see why things are not working for him? So a limping person is already a cripple to him and such person is a low animal his gf shouldn't date. See the sense that wants to escape poverty?

Kingsnairaland:
NATO fuelled fire and should be the one to extinguish it by stopping expansion and simply stating that Ukraine will never be a part of NATO to de-escalate the situation. Also, sanctions makes matters worse & will enrage Putin further. The idea is to de-escalate to save lives, not add fuel to fire. The U.S wants to prolong the war.

NATO obviously knew the consequences of their expansion and encircling Russia to threaten them. The U.S clearly provoked instability and chaos. While I’m against war, it’s important to understand the historical and geopolitical contexts that led to this in order to SAY NO TO THE PROVOCATION OF WAR and FOR WAR NOT TO REPEAT ITSELF. Putin sadly lost his patience after 15 years and took the U.S cunning bait.

It’s heart breaking Ukraine has been used by the U.S as a pawn and now cannon fodder to fight Russia on their behalf. The U.S has a track record of sponsoring colour revolutions/mayhem around the globe in the guise of democracy and a noble cause. The truth is they ONLY allow pro-American puppet regimes to exist. That’s the typical U.S imperialist playbook. Their greedy goal is money and global hegemony. Don’t forget they LIED in order to bomb Iraq and stole money and resources such as oil from the Middle East.

SADLY THE WINNERS ARE ALWAYS THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX WHO PROFIT BILLIONS from the GLOBAL ARMS TRADE. That’s a POWERFUL MOTIVATION TO FUEL FIRE and PROVOKE AGGRESSION and INSTABILITY AROUND THE GLOBE. Military arms prices have soared lately.

The U.S administration is using the same bait towards China. It’s media echo chambers are spreading their smear campaign against China to gain public consent for potential war with China and will use Taiwan as their cannon fodder. The non stop demonisation of China and Chinese people have caused rising brazen and deadly attacks against people of Chinese ethnicity. These politicians and it’s mainstream media are toxic with their influence to spread hate and division. It’s ironic that the U.S proclaims to hail human rights when they blatantly lied to illegally invade and killed many innocent civilians for over a decade. How can people still trust them is beyond me. They sure are superior at packaging themselves as the heroes and packaging countries they hate as villains.

You yourself is still worse than America that you insult, see I know you are a Muslim and no need to waste saliva as I know the next thing you will say. For you to still think America steals crude oil already shows you live in the stone age created by that your prophet. You are so ignorant about America and too deluded to suspect it

First time in ibo land

illicit:
Wether u like it or not

Someone is banging ur wife to be right now and dem no use condom

Does it matter if it's today or the day before ur wedding

The ones u fvcked who will marry dem if u can't marry the ones I fvcked

Thanks for reminding the dumb majority of an obvious fact that stares them in the face

MALIGNANTGuest:
No, you are INFERIOR!
You are beneath other humans....
Even a LION that relocated to Asia from Africa will still roar in an Asian Zoo among Asian Lions....
I'm disappointed at your comment!
I Feel Like leaving Nairaland

No, Trump's Daughter has got 2pussies2 breasts.
Rita Dominic has got one..
Trump's daughter can give birth.
Rita Dominic can't birth 2a child.

Oaf, complete oaf

rickpat:
this is funny though..

look bro,that thing might be something very sensitive to that girl either from past experience or even her parents...you don't joke with such....some people joke with abusive words for example 'mad man,you be mumu o, you be crase etc'..me I don't take that at all...some people see it as getting close with their partner...it doesn't work for me...so back to your question..your girl may not like that at all...but she would have discussed it with you or maybe she just used it as an opportunity to break up with you...so bro..give her time...if she does not come around...move on...LEARN YOUR LESSON...SOME PEOPLE TAKE EVERYTHING LITERALLY..LEARN TO JOKE WISELY AND WITH MATURITY...using abusive words as joke doesn't show you're are free with your partner..there are a million ways to joke with the right words. .good luck

Gbam!