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RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Like Tall Guys by Laurene: 9:10pm On Dec 16, 2021
Wuminity:
I like'em tall so that I can easily jump on him anyhow I like,
So that I can stretch my neck while kissing him,
grin grin
with your leg like pliers
RomanceRe: Why You Should Fear Modern Day Girls: My Story by Laurene: 9:06pm On Dec 16, 2021
Nice tale grin
NYSCRe: Why Do Some Male Corpers Sleep With Their Female Students? by Laurene: 8:55pm On Dec 16, 2021
cheesy cheesy cheesy
NYSCRe: Why Do Some Male Corpers Sleep With Their Female Students? by Laurene: 8:53pm On Dec 16, 2021
Vinnie2000:
OP
This is Simply because at dat age, Their teresterone levels is very High!. @21-30, The Libido/sexual urge of a Guy at dat is something Else! It is not Easy at all. sad

Same with Girls from 15-23! smiley

Our Secondary school Girls don't even Help matters!
These Girls are as Randy as the Corpers themselves! They will be doing some Touchings, with male Corpers all in the name of 'Uncle, Uncle'..

During my time in 2016, dat's how one came from behind and used her Big Boobs to Press my Back, under the guise of Pointing at sth!

I dealt With her, seriously! sad cool
dealt with her?? undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Fox News Anchor, Chris Wallace Joins CNN by Laurene: 10:04am On Dec 15, 2021
vedaxcool:
Kinda... Faux news basically sells conservatism for monetary gains like every capitalist situation, they merely pander to conservatives. Off course conservatism differs from place to place.
that's what every news outlet do, they all have a major target demographic.
RomanceRe: Underage Boy Marries Underage Girl In Kaduna (Photos) by Laurene: 8:13pm On Dec 14, 2021
chatinent:
“We must halt this ludicrously lugubrious kakistocracy. We must demur against demuren (no onomatopoeic extrapolation) intended. The quotidian stentorian atrabilious ululation is abyssopelagic. The country is on a precipice of apocalyptic crepuscule.”
put "copied" at the end of your statement.
CelebritiesRe: Ka3na Jubilates As She Receives intimacy gadgets As Early Christmas Gifts From Husband by Laurene: 7:06pm On Dec 14, 2021
Beebah2000:
Na wa ooo.
What is this innocent world turning into? huh
Your husband gave you intimacy gadget and lubricant as Christmas gift? huh
What is going on here?
I don't understand undecided
Who told you the world was at anytime innocent?
Foreign AffairsRe: Fox News Anchor, Chris Wallace Joins CNN by Laurene: 7:05pm On Dec 14, 2021
vedaxcool:
The sort of things they say. Whenever I want to here dumb white men saying dumb stuff I watch faux news!
there's nothing deranged in what they're saying. Conservatism is the true way of life. Liberalism is a curse mankind
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Laurene: 6:49pm On Dec 14, 2021
benalvino3:
That's the usual gra gra.
They trying to dominate the media air and divert attention from Biden disastrous policies.

They are trying to set perjury trap for those Trump administration officials subpoenaed and then get them to flip or testify against Trump as a plea bargain.

Biden's administration and DOJ would be the first in history to persecute his predecessor in history and trust me the rift in American politics has only began.
Foreign AffairsRe: Fox News Anchor, Chris Wallace Joins CNN by Laurene: 6:38pm On Dec 14, 2021
vedaxcool:
What a pity that faux news largely has deranged conservatives as anchors.
how are they deranged??
Foreign AffairsRe: Fox News Anchor, Chris Wallace Joins CNN by Laurene: 8:35am On Dec 14, 2021
helinues:
What, someone that achored USA presidential debate.

Stop kidney us
And what's so special in anchoring presidential debates? People have done so in the past.

Presidential debating commission only selected him because he positioned himself as a centrist even though he's a liberal democrat but not this kind of liberalism today; he's more like a Jimmy Carter-bill Clinton liberal.

He's a very biased fùck and has never hid it. Fox only brought him to balance their network as center right.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Laurene: 8:30am On Dec 14, 2021
This Jan 6 panel looks like a sham. I don't think anything comes out of it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Fox News Anchor, Chris Wallace Joins CNN by Laurene: 8:25am On Dec 14, 2021
seunmsg:
There is no conservative ideology again. Trump and his far right populist Qanon conspiracy theorists have taken over the GOP. There is no space for moderate conservatives like Chris Wallace again in the GOP.
Wallace is a registered democrat and not a republican. Equipped yourself with information before capping shìt.
Foreign AffairsRe: Fox News Anchor, Chris Wallace Joins CNN by Laurene: 8:24am On Dec 14, 2021
helinues:
He is one of the best presenters in USA but he lost control of the first round debate between Trump and Biden.

Anyways, congrats to him
Best?? His show is rated below in fox news and even the US in entirety. He has no real fans.
Foreign AffairsRe: Fox News Anchor, Chris Wallace Joins CNN by Laurene: 8:23am On Dec 14, 2021
incogni2o:
It will be hard for him to hold on to His conservative mindset.


Thanks Hope he doesn’t get sacked.

But CNN is still going down anyways
Which conservative? That guy is a liberal democrat by registration.
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Most Rugged Looking Nigerian Musicians by Laurene: 7:45am On Dec 13, 2021
enemmo:
Nothing rugged about Flavour. He is very particular about his appearance and he's well groomed.
regardless, he looks rough in the face and well built too. The only reason you think he's not tough is because he's fair
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Most Rugged Looking Nigerian Musicians by Laurene: 7:43am On Dec 13, 2021
mediainc:
Stop talking like a kid, who have you heard burna have issues with, he only picks on people he knows won't harm him seriously...all those antics with Davido don't count, till he squares off someone tough...
someone though like??
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Most Rugged Looking Nigerian Musicians by Laurene: 7:40am On Dec 13, 2021
Datboredberry:
You're right... Burna boy is my favourite! I love him... kiss
bros you're all over nairaland
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Most Rugged Looking Nigerian Musicians by Laurene: 7:35am On Dec 13, 2021
Vinnie2000:
Ruggedity is NOT about Social media or Audio Fights! undecided

It is Simply about Looks! There are some Guys that Transmit some Fear into others based on their Body or facial appearance! E.g. Travis Scott, 2Pac, Jim Iyke,etc..

That's Ruggedity!

Davido with his dimples, puff puff cheeks and Flabby Skin doesn't Fit the Description! sad
Same with 2Baba whom his Parents even named as Innocent! sad
Jim iyke is a short Man and doesn't deserve it to be there.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Laurene: 10:36pm On Dec 12, 2021
gambojimeta:
BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom has called for a new law modeled on Texas’ abortion ban that would let private citizens sue anyone who makes or sells ASSAULT WEAPONS or GHOST GUNS. They could seek damages of at least $10,000 per violation.

Kikikikiki

Amelika Isa krazy kountries walahi
law would be struck down by the courts as unconstitutional.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Laurene: 10:32pm On Dec 12, 2021
What language are those two speaking? Nawaoo.
RomanceRe: Help: I Am Getting Emotionally Attached To A Married Woman. by Laurene: 2:18pm On Dec 11, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



You are a heartless demon.

A woman risks all she has; risking her reputation, spending her emotions, her food, her concern and her attention on you, she shields you at work too and the best you can do to show appreciation is to fake different excuses to avoid bringing some joy into her life.

A woman who is willing to risk her home and who sees the good many single ladies don't see in you is a gem you shouldn't trade for all the preachings in the world.
The sin of shagging her is just as bad as the sin of lying to her.

If you don't want to get emotionally involved with her. Stop eating her food, stop allowing her spend her airtime on you, man up for your errors at work and free her from your manipulations.

May we not see our destiny helpers and let the fetters of morals bind us from attaining life progress through them.

Except you are frigid, impotent or not proud of the demeanour of your manhood, you have no reason to not water the loins of this hornie woman who ticks most of the boxes for you.

Baba lay that woman down, strip her off, spread her legs apart and beat some sense into her coochie; don't stop till it's numb and dry from acute penile torture.
Pound it the same way you'd pound a man who was caught fornicating with another man's wife.

Well, I don't blame you, I blame the married women who don't have eyes to spot who is ready to play ball from him whose balls are unready for play.
are you traveling to Obinkita this Xmas?
RomanceRe: Chika Ike And Onyii Alex Showing Off Their Big Bum Bum (PHOTOS) by Laurene: 4:03pm On Dec 10, 2021
WoundedLamb:
Lol... Someone will just go online, go to some else's social media profile, pick thier pictures and come to Nairaland to share them, and others will gather to insult the person.
they want it that way, why did they post it on the internet first? If they didn't want negative reaction, then they should keep their pictures private.

You can't tell people how to react.
FamilyRe: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by Laurene: 2:40pm On Dec 10, 2021
Help2020:
I jealous una wen dey masturbate without side effect. Me I non fit try masturbate for a day again, except I wan suffer for days.
how?
Foreign AffairsRe: America: Jobless Claims Hit Lowest Level In 52 Years by Laurene: 1:38pm On Dec 10, 2021
Brexxit:
I know you're shocked by this report.
Trump fans like you where hoping Biden would failed but here you are dissapointed.

Your wailing has just started because Biden would hand over to Kamala after completing his 4 or 8 years term.

Wail me a river ma! grin
you don't even understand american politics, you think they are Nigeria that play politics by inheritance. grin

Biden May not run for reelection let's start with. Kamel-toe Haris is an extremely unlikable candidate that will lose woefully.
Foreign AffairsRe: America: Jobless Claims Hit Lowest Level In 52 Years by Laurene: 7:17am On Dec 10, 2021
kayusely70:
Biden is a silent achiever.
wait till next month
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Laurene: 12:38pm On Dec 09, 2021
Enugurangers:
"He wants his country back" - Hilarious buzz word thrown around by the extreme right to rile up their majorly uneducated base.

It's like the "Make America Great Again (MAGA)" slogan. As if there was a time in recent memory that America has never been great. America has been great since the 1st world war and is still great in present times.
Obama destroyed and divided America
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Gave My Baby Girl To Another Man, Help!!! by Laurene: 7:47am On Dec 09, 2021
Foodqueen:
Having sex with a preggy lady that is not carrying your child shocked

Mehnn.... shocked
pregnant women do have sex
SportsRe: Barca Eliminated From Champions League Group Stage For First Time In 21 Years by Laurene: 7:13am On Dec 09, 2021
gurunlocker:
Crybembet


Messi left or they kicked him out? Messi carried this useless team to 2 semi finals in the previous years. He is not there in less than 4 months, and they are already playing Thursday night football. grin

Pendu went to Juventus and was kicked out of R16 in 3 years.... He left and they still came top of their group ahead of the European champions.

Pendu left Madrid and they're doing really great, won 2 league in 3 years (As much as they won in 9 years Pendu was there) and doing great in UCL cheesy grin grin

What does that tell you? grin grin

When you want to troll, troll with sense.
how much has this added to your account, oya go and Carry the money.

You'll continue to live from hand to mouth because you're a Nigerian while Messi and Ronaldo regardless of anything continues to live well and better than your tenth generation can ever dream of living. Sorry in advance. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Issues Stern Warning To Putin On Ukraine ( Pics, Video) by Laurene: 7:06am On Dec 09, 2021
Guyman02:
They are not newspapers, they are Tabloids, know the difference before you attempt to argue with an expert in international relations.
They focus on rumours and gossips and blow things out of proportion, they feature celebrity gossip and royal family issues. They are also called "Soft Sell" magazines
Oga Stop displaying your ignorance, claiming international relations expert. The sun and daily mail are tabloid newspapers; another form of newspaper but smaller than the usual you've known.

Every newspaper deals with gossips and unfounded stories and even calling Sun and daily mail a celebrity gossip media shows you don't know what you're talking about; checkout TMZ in the US.

And besides they are of different genres; politics, opinion, entertainment, etc. That's how every newspaper are categorized.

Same with most news media like BBC, independent, guardian, telegraph etc.
Always do proper research before coming out here.
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Issues Stern Warning To Putin On Ukraine ( Pics, Video) by Laurene: 10:32pm On Dec 08, 2021
Guyman02:
This is Tabloid news, don't take it seriously, The Sun and Daily Mail that this Righteousness guy copy and paste are not considered as serious news by exposed people in UK, they are same as our City People and Prime Time magazines at the vendors stand.

America can never get MAD at Russia because they are both nuclear powers, they can only warn and attack weak countries like Libya and Iraq.

MAD means (Mutually Assured Destruction) which means that America and Russia will exterminate each other if they attack one another and their leaders know this but decides to play to the gallery for gullible People like OP.

EU, America and NATO actually want Russia to invade Ukraine so that they take the current poorest country in Europe off their necks and allow Russia to destroy itself by inheriting a burden, Putin is not that stupid.

Meanwhile, Ukraine makes billions of dollars annually from Russia using its territory to pipe gas to Europe, now a new pipeline the Nord Stream 2 has been constructed to Germany and they are begging the Germans not to use the pipeline to import cheaper gas through the Baltic sea so that they continue collecting gas transit payments from Russia.
While America plans to sell LNG to Europe which is very expensive to transport and regasify.

Currently there are millions of Ukrainians that have fled their country to Russia, EU doesn't want the migrants neither do they want a broke and poor Ukraine in either EU or NATO.
The sun and daily mail are two of the top circulating news mouths in the UK.
RomanceRe: But Why Can't Yahoo Boys Dress Decently? by Laurene: 7:09am On Dec 08, 2021
HarunaWest:
Some things you people type here i wonder how you do that. Will you be proud to show this to your son in future?
If you cant yab decently, then forrget bour it.
the world isn't decent; people in it can't be.

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