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Sports › Re: Which Of These Four Matches Can Stop Arsenal Premier League Title Victory? by Laurene: 4:38pm On Apr 07, 2023
Fatbam003:
Arsenal will not win at Anfield. None of the big clubs has won at Anfield this season. Arsenal will win against Newcastle and draw with Chelsea then falter at Etihad.
You never can tell...
Business › Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 4:23pm On Apr 07, 2023
222Martins:
So any Zimbabwean with a 1Billion Zimbabwean Dollar is a billionaire right? What about the person with 1Trillion Zimbabwean Dollar? Is that person also a Trillionaire?? Clown!!!
You're a low self-esteemed dunce filled with inferiority complex.
I know your brain is so small to decipher all I've laid down.
You don't have any argument, so you resort to insult.
Same way Language is dynamic so is money.
There's no defined standard parameter(s) to define wealth.
Get your head off your ass and swallowing oyibo talking points.
Business › Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 1:33pm On Apr 07, 2023
saintkeppy:
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Lol, even in Uyo my State Capital #10Million can fetch you 3good plots of land at high brow Shelter Afrique extension or more plots of land off Airport Dual Carriageway in Uyo, a very serene&liveable City.
Don't mind them.
My friend bought 1 and and a quarter plot of land that the owner has surveyed etc and started construction for a bungalow(its just foundation level)...he even fenced it dwarf but no gate. He bought it for 6 mill at Ahieke in Umuahia.
It's even very close to Ishi gate major town. It's like 100 to 150 to gate.
Business › Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 1:27pm On Apr 07, 2023
222Martins:
Don't be a clown and for once positively justify the usage of your data.

A millionaire in Zimbabwe in 2007 could have been extremely poor.[3] Because of this, the term 'millionaire' generally refers to those whose assets total at least one million units of a high-value currency, such as the United States dollar, Euro, or Pound Sterling. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millionaire
Wikipedia... I can see.
What's the literary meaning of millionaire?
You guys allow the west to downgrade your currency and Gaslight you into thinking the standard for being rich, millionaire or billionaire is in dollars, pounds or euros.

If someone in Zimbabwe lives in Zimbabwe, made his money in Zimbabwe, became a millionaire/billionaire in Zimbabwe and and enjoys his life in Zimbabwe...Then the person is a millionaire/billionaire by Zimbabwean standards.
Business › Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 1:17pm On Apr 07, 2023
Pipefitter:
Go to page 6 of this thread. I replied someone with a pic I pulled off the internet with a land being advertised for sale in my village Meanwhile you are at liberty to believe what you want, it doesn't change the facts .
lemme restructure, anyone that sells land in erosion-eaten Ichida for 10 million per plot is a big criminal no matter the site.
It's pure greediness.
Business › Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 1:14pm On Apr 07, 2023
Larry1960:
Abeg where you wan see land for Asaba for 1.35M nawao Abi na ibuzor or okpanam village you go buy land
FYI lands are very expensive in Asaba
If you don't have like #10Million and above you can't even buy 100 by 50 (450 sqm)
10Million land sef bush go still dey small

Even immigration side towards ibuzor 100 by 50 (450sqm) is 6-10Million and I bet you that place na still bush e never develop
Lands from Coker down to ibozor road is hovering now between 20-40Million
Depending on the axis in that ibuzor road
She na okpanam road wey be no go area land na like 150Million for major road

Am sure that land you bought is the outskirt of asaba

Mariam babaginda way 100*50(450sqm) na 70-80M
Malaysia estate land na 40-50M
Airport view land na 40M upwards
Asaba lands are fucking expensive
Most of you only know Asaba metropolis.
There're suburbs and exurbs/rural areas in Asaba too.
I mentioned my village but that doesn't mean I live on water or it's of jurassic age.

Lemme tell you something... Once you leave the metropolitan enclave of anywhere in the world, you'll find an easy-going, affordable and smooth lifestyle there.

In one Lagos lagoon area, land can cost up to 5-10 mill but in another one it'll be affordable.

In Abj, people would tell you that you can't acquire land anything less than 50 million but in the same Abj, you'll get land of 1 to 2m in moderate - good areas.
Business › Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 1:01pm On Apr 07, 2023
IyaTola:
Where in Abia & Delta?
I've noticed your comments all over Nairaland. You're a tribalist, so I don't have a conversation with you
Business › Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 10:07am On Apr 07, 2023
emmanuelewumi:
That is the currency for international trade.


One million naira does not make one a Naira millionaire, making a million and above as investment income does .


To make N1 million as investment income you should have a minimum of N10 million as an investment asset
You're being canny, the topic isn't talking about net worth rather having 1 millie in account.
Once you have up to 1 million in your account you're a millionaire until it drops.

Stop long talk.
Business › Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 9:59am On Apr 07, 2023
YoungLionken:
You see, this is one of the problems I have with the Igbos. Where in Nigeria (whether west, south or north) deepest village, would a plot of land cost that much undecided??

I think the Igbo elders should sit and address this money-money syndrome, that is rampant in the east...
Don't mind that guy... He's either lying or dunno what he's saying.
How can you get a plot of land for 10 million in erosion-ridden Ichida?3 to 5 mill can get you decent lands in decent places in Abia and delta
Business › Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 9:54am On Apr 07, 2023
Pipefitter:
A plot of land in the deepest part of my village in Anambra is nothing less than 10m. I am from Ichida in Anambra
lies! Pants on fire!
My cousin even bought a land in close to lagoon in Lagos last year for 700k.

I bought "1 and a bit above half" plots of land in my village in Asaba, Delta for 1.350k million.

A dude I know in Umuahia, Abia bought 2 plots in a marshy/swampy area for 300k each.

Another also bought 3 plots in Nsukka for 1.3, 1.5, 1.5 million each.

Cheap land still dey. You can't tell me your village is bigger than all these places aforementioned.
Business › Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 9:39am On Apr 07, 2023
222Martins:
The internationally accepted definition of a millionaire is $1million in networth; that is N740,000,000. What this means is that regardless of the country you find yourself; whether USA, UK, UAE, Spain, Canada, etc, you can live comfortably as a millionaire. That's why i laugh at people who feel they have arrived with their Venza and N2M account balancegrin grin grin grin
you guys would come here and talk rubbish.
Any proof to back up that you have to be a millionaire in dollars before you'll be accepted as a millionaire?
Business › Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Laurene: 9:37am On Apr 07, 2023
motionarena:
That's because you do not have the foresight or intelligence to change your life with 20m.
I had around 800k with me 2 yrs ago and I know how I used it to transform my life talk not more of 20m.
How please?
Romance › Re: Help!!! I Have Lost My Erection by Laurene: 10:49pm On Apr 06, 2023
Beebah321:
Lol na mumu him be na.
The guy just wan catch cruise
So you're a guy
Romance › Re: Help!!! I Have Lost My Erection by Laurene: 10:48pm On Apr 06, 2023
Beebah321:
I send it back to u, in the mighty name of Jesus.
Back to sender!! shocked
Does a girl have dick?
Romance › Re: She Said She Can't Trust Me With Our Daughter If We Marry. by Laurene: 5:09pm On Apr 06, 2023
BRATISLAVA:
And yet you're on this thread?

You watched CSI as the judge and jury on such matters, and you haven't seen cases where after 18 years rapists and murderers were nailed, madam? Now it's only going to be rigid 'logic' tantrums and scientific assumptions.

Quote only after reading the first post on this thread.
I'm a woman and human too but I've got to be reasonable not sentimental.
They were nailed because evidence and case files were preserved based on prior investigation. Unless there's a verified witness.

Bill Cosby has been let off the hook severally using this technicality. Those women came out years later to accuse of rape without hard evidence. He was only jailed because the complaints became much and there was pressure for the system to make an example of him. Even at that, he served a minimal sentence.

Same applies to R Kelly... They have case similarities.
It took lots of intervention and public outcry before R Kelly's case became serious. Even at that he pleaded not guilty. His sentencing is gonna be max 10 years, of which with good behavior he can serve 4 to 5 years.

CR7 was accused of rape but the girl failed to prove it and was counter-sued, she was ordered to pay Ronaldo a sum.

Show me any anyone that has been accused of rape that occurred years ago and found guilty without prior investigation. It only dents their image and reputation that's why lots of them opt for out of court settlement to avoid lingering and also so as to focus on their career.
Romance › Re: She Said She Can't Trust Me With Our Daughter If We Marry. by Laurene: 11:54am On Apr 06, 2023
BRATISLAVA:
It can't be proved yet you are commenting on the thread? It's too late yet you're reading it?

Nigerian society needs reorientation.
I'm quoting you. Oga I've been following CSI for years so I know the procedures to investigate a rape situation. Evidences has been lost because they weren't preserved due to lack of investigation.

If she had reported as soon as it happened, they would have done a vaginal swab, check for bruises, match epithelials etc.
Now it's only going to be tantrums and moral judgments.
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Commissions The 11th Flyover In Rivers State by Laurene: 11:48am On Apr 06, 2023
afbstrategies:
You were arguing reasonably until you lost it. I thought you actually live here because you were making a little sense. No, focus on your gutter politics out there. It’s a waste of time arguing with a kitchen table like you. You’re displaying the ignorance that hasn’t helped Nigerians for years, acting like you know it all when you don’t. Trump is in trouble and he knows it. Now, go away and stop mentioning me.
Trump has always been in trouble since the day he came down from the Trump's towers election to announce his candidacy.
Going by your logic, why are you on a Nigerian forum arguing gutter politics while you're in the world's best democracy? There are better ones.

You're the one ignorant here, I provided evidence that Trump isn't losing support in the primaries and you're still ranting.

So I have to live in America to know what's happening there? It's all about interest. You might be in the states but your interest isn't in politics... You just go and vote whom you wanna.

Trump's in trouble or not, it's actually non of my business. He's not related to me neither do I benefit from him but I'm stating things I've observed. I've been following American politics since 2010 mid term elections so I've gotten to know about the ideological dichotomy in the states.

From Mueller' Russian interference investigation to this. Alvin Bragg basically campaign for district attorney on getting Trump sake with Letitia James etc. When I tell you that it's politically-charged, believe me.

The guy is a weak DA and has a very weak case. Even the Dems are disappointed in him pursuing a case that doesn't have heavy consequences when they have a strong one of insurrection in Georgia.

Do you know that American laws allow people to run for president from prison? I guess you didn't know that grin... You maybe an illegal alien that came to secure the bag if at all you're in the US.

Bookmark this post, Trump will win the republican nomination for 2024 presidency.
Romance › Re: She Said She Can't Trust Me With Our Daughter If We Marry. by Laurene: 8:09am On Apr 06, 2023
BRATISLAVA:
What do you understand to be the victim card in this story which is a clear admission of rape in any court?

A lot of you don't know what consent is, and don't care to know. You think it's about how you've reasoned out what happened without the full picture or any true evaluation. Some of you like BDSM and believe it's normal. You don't know what human rights are. Reason why a lot of Nigerian men are crying racism in foreign prisons.
Which rape? It can't be proved for its too late now
Romance › Re: She Said She Can't Trust Me With Our Daughter If We Marry. by Laurene: 8:07am On Apr 06, 2023
Bukky001:
Your post is always making sense
Simp!
She won't give you toto, stop impressing her
Romance › Re: She Said She Can't Trust Me With Our Daughter If We Marry. by Laurene: 7:58am On Apr 06, 2023
Kobicove:
Once a lady says stop you should stop.

Thank your stars that you're not in the United States otherwise you will be cooling your heels in jail by now! undecided
you don't have sense
Politics › Re: Yes Daddy: Obi Is A Chronic Liar And Can't Sue For Defamation - Sowore by Laurene: 7:05am On Apr 06, 2023
Okoroawusa:
I am the last Igbo man that Peter Obi will deceive
Na your matter... You're inconsequential
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Commissions The 11th Flyover In Rivers State by Laurene: 6:56am On Apr 06, 2023
afbstrategies:
Issues related to campaign finance are not misdemeanors. ok. Also, his indictment is sealed by the trial judge, meaning that speculation will continue until the trial begins on Dec 4th. It’s not up to Democrats to decide or wonder about anything. I am a registered independent and care less about what democrats or republicans think or want. Trump paid off Stormy Daniels from his campaign coffers and tried to cover that. That's not a misdemeanor, alright.

Nothing is gonna turn better in trumps favor. Go and write it down somewhere. He has damaged himself to the point of no return because he will never be the nominee of the republican party, especially when his trial starts on December 4th.

Have a good day. Glad we are having an honest discussion.
I think you're even knowledgeable about the case, now I know better.
The radical DA tried to tie it to campaign finance mishandling which would have made it a federal offense and not a state one but the department of Justice thought it lacked merit and didn't take it.
You just said nothing is turning in Trump's favour? He's going to lose the nomination? grin
I'll bookmark this your post.
For your information, Trump appeared on court yesterday, indirectly trial has commenced.
You claim to be in the US but devoid of common happenings within. I'm in Nigeria but I know more 😁
I know you don't like Trump but try to be logical at all. If Trump goes to prison or loses republican nomination then come back to me.

Politics › Re: Governor Wike Commissions The 11th Flyover In Rivers State by Laurene: 10:11pm On Apr 05, 2023
afbstrategies:
Bros, Trump had no choice but to submit to authorities. He's even lucky there was no mug shot and he was not handcuffed. I have lived here for over 2 decades and I can tell you more on how the system works. The law will catch up with many Nigerian politicians and that's why they don't want people like Peter Obi, Sanusi, Ahmed Datti and others to lead our Country.
He's not lucky. The case is not a serious one. Nobody gets mugshot for a mere misdemeanor and him being an Ex-president also applies.

Even lots of democrats are wondering why the DA even had to make this a case given that he had more serious ones ahead.

If at all there were to be conviction, max is ust just a fine and he's even a first time offender.

Federal Department of justice refused to make it a case but the DA proceeded only to pander to his radical far left base.

I'm not Trump fan but many people don't know the separation of power between the the state and fed.

I saw a news today that Trump popularity and approval has increased in the polls grin...what an irony... It's just his own playbook to surrender, believe me. It's gonna turn better in his favor.

Have a nice day.
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Commissions The 11th Flyover In Rivers State by Laurene: 7:50pm On Apr 05, 2023
afbstrategies:
One day, what’s happening to Trump will befall Nyesom Wike. He will account for all his deception and fraudulent manipulations. I predicted Trump’s indictment and possible jail term last year and it happened.

I feel bad for Nigerians who are deceived daily by politicians like Wike.
Trumps case is a state charge. He's only using it for political gains.
He willingly submitted to the law. It'll draw sympathy to him as he gets the nomination and probably wins the general. He's case would be dismissed or reversed by the Supreme Court, it's just a misdemeanor.
Besides, America is a working system, Wike would be protected by the government and nothing happens.
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Commissions The 11th Flyover In Rivers State by Laurene: 7:39pm On Apr 05, 2023
KingTom:
All these mean nothing to the hateful ones since he joined APC grin
So you're a tribalist too?
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Men Arrested In India For Duping 50 People By Posing As Americans by Laurene: 6:49pm On Apr 05, 2023
PoliteActivist:
Lol, u gotta be kidding comparing overpopulated, stinking, extremely cruel India to Nigeria. Do we have untouchables in Nigeria? Is there any place in Nigeria that looks like the below?
Do you really wanna go down this lane?
I have work to do, so I don't have time to argue.
But you know the truth. Even America has slums.
Oga rest!
Celebrities › Re: IK Ogbonna Reacts To Arrest Of Impostor Who Used His Image For Relationship Scam by Laurene: 10:44am On Apr 05, 2023
Caaz:
Lazy youth.
They re much on this forum,little wonder dem nor dey end well.
What else do you have to show apart from your smelly yash?
Romance › Re: How Do People Make It In Nigeria?? by Laurene: 10:32am On Apr 05, 2023
Lamanii22:
I will do it so far it’s not ritual stuff
But you're a girl or is your profile fake?
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Men Arrested In India For Duping 50 People By Posing As Americans by Laurene: 9:46am On Apr 05, 2023
vannessa7:
Proverb 26:27, Typical igbo come back, you fantasy that every other tribe are poor while igbos are rich, it will forever remain a fantasy because you are not God.
I can see that you're a tribalist. I'm done with you.
Romance › Re: Wedding Of 21-Year-Old Couple Goes Viral (Photos) by Laurene: 7:04am On Apr 05, 2023
MadarasBlade:
You'll never see a better man.. Look at this tribalist.
I noticed she's joined nairaland tribal warriors against Igbos
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Men Arrested In India For Duping 50 People By Posing As Americans by Laurene: 6:51am On Apr 05, 2023
PoliteActivist:
grin India calling another country shithole.
Naija don suffer😄
India is better than Nigeria by 5 times.
They have a robust economy
Larger military
Healthcare etc.

Do you really wanna go there?
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Men Arrested In India For Duping 50 People By Posing As Americans by Laurene: 6:49am On Apr 05, 2023
vannessa7:
I'm sure you are not indian, everyone knows the particular people that use profanities like you just did and even if you are I have zero interest in visiting the headquarters of satan in the world with your uncountable idols and hatred of one another as depicts in zee world, enemies of God.
Poverty has eaten your brain

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