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Romance › Marry A Girl That bleeps Like A IndecentStar by lavylilly(op): 7:56am On Dec 20, 2019
Written By Friday Agbede
We will never marry a girl that bleeps like a IndecentStar , smokes like a dragon , drinks all kinds of alcohol and Pierce everywhere pierceable ,
Who wants to take a girl that customized her body with tattoos , can't do without heavy make up and dresses like a bitch , home ?
Cooking skills - zero , laundry game - novice , traditional etiquette - poor , home management - terrible . Just to wash plate , you'll be complaining , washing your own clothes na war , noodles is your best food and you always hate environmental . Shey you want to hear the bitter truth , we boys we tell you to keep it up , keep slaying . We will take you to shoprite, justrite , tantalizer, Mr Biggs, cinema , and everywhere you want to go . Shebi you can do Snapchat and carry flower on your head. Every time "nails on fleek " , "eyebrows on fleek" "pepper dem nonsense " your future will still pepper you . Too much atarodo sauce and chivita juice Continue.

We will keep encouraging you and dating you , we will hangout and have fun with each other but at the end of the day, we will leave y'all and go and look 4 a decent Girl to marry. We won't even care if she's from the village sef . So far she can perform all home duties and make us comfortable and happy .

By then where will you be ? What will you do with your life ? Better slay with your sense and let your thinking be on fleek. Guys will date slay queens ,boss chicks etc cause dating such girls during youth period is somehow classy .Buh trust me that guy will never take you to his fathers house when marriage is due.Keep on tattooing and piercing my sisters.Think about your future. A word is enough for the wise.#calmdown
Romance › Re: "I Was With Him Through Thick And Thin" by lavylilly(op): 7:54am On Dec 20, 2019
cheesy
ReneeNuttall:
Truthful truth.
Romance › Re: This One Is For The Ladies! by lavylilly(op): 7:53am On Dec 20, 2019
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prizlezzlalasky:
Well said ma'am, in my opinion being a career woman isn't the solution but being a woman of value with a stable source of income is the way forward.

Most times, the career of a thing can take up all your time making the home front suffer. So a job or venture that can help you balance the two fronts would be better.
Romance › "I Was With Him Through Thick And Thin" by lavylilly(op): 2:42pm On Dec 19, 2019
So your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... He tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first. You sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking how 'lucky' a wife you'll be?
With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and designer shoes. He goes to work and then straight to class after work. He leaves you in pyjamas in the morning and returns to find you in the same pyjamas in the evening. While he studies you watch 'African Magic' and 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. He comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave. The only serious conversation you ever have is about the type of groceries you guys need.

The only advice you give him is "Babe you need to buy a new pair of socks, the ones you bought last time are torn." Nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. No plans of making your own life better. Yes you're are pretty but this days is all about what you are made off not beauty even pretty ladies don't marry handsome men if their pocket is empty, no doubt about that. But so is every second girl passing by.

Don't you realise that you're not doing anything a maid can't do? When he finishes studying, the first thing he will do is REPLACE HIS MAID. Because then he would be able to afford a maid and have a PROPER WIFE who has brains. That's when we are going hear your infamous last words, "I was with him through thick and thin when he had nothing, now that he is successful he thinks I am nothing."

Truth is, yes, you're right. You've always been NOTHING but a maid to him.

My dear, empower yourself to be the woman a successful man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to sustain her home if anything happens to his job or his health!

Good afternoon!
Romance › This One Is For The Ladies! by lavylilly(op): 2:34pm On Dec 19, 2019
This one is for the ladies!
We always criticize the men, accusing them of a lot of things (cheating, giving low funds and asking for too much sex, being taken for granted e.t.c )... But sometimes we contribute to all these.

See, some married women tend to leave themselves immediately they give birth, start being dirty and doing things anyhow. These men have a certain quality that attracted them, and whenever you begin to look like a reservoir for soup stains, start having "headaches" all the time and staying stuck in the missionary sex, they lose interest and start looking outside...

Now when all you bring to the table is sex, you lose your value overtime. Be a career woman, support your man and love him... And you'll get at least half (if not all) of your expectations off your man...be a QUEEN!...
Romance › Re: Mention Those Things You Can Never Do For Love, No Matter How Much You Love by lavylilly(op): 2:19pm On Dec 19, 2019
ImaIma1:
I have done 3 of what you mentioned.

Strike anal out...I have to die first.
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Mention Those Things You Can Never Do For Love, No Matter How Much You Love by lavylilly(op): 2:18pm On Dec 19, 2019
tongue
Ewizard:
I will bite you.. sad
I will pinch you.. angry
Romance › Appreciate The Ones Who Gave You Too by lavylilly(op): 8:45am On Dec 19, 2019
Resist The Urge to call Innocent Guys Broke or Stingy Because they Refused to Give you Christmas Money.

You don’t Know how things are with them,
We all Had the same 365 days to save towards Christmas.

Appreciate the Ones Who Gave you Too,
No matter how little,
You didn’t work for it, It was given out of their own free will,Don’t be Entitled or go hating on people over their own money.

Don’t Turn to A Beggar Because Of Christmas or Start Pestering People to Give you money,
One Time Asking is Enough To Know if they want to give you or Not.

Merry Xmas in Advance
Romance › Re: Can You Stay A Month Without Sex? by lavylilly(op): 8:44am On Dec 19, 2019
hmmmmmmm
zexy2030:
Skeptical about today's ladies, she was manifesting like a snake during deliverance. She travelled right after the incidence. Now careful in my selections.
Romance › Re: Mention Those Things You Can Never Do For Love, No Matter How Much You Love by lavylilly(op): 8:43am On Dec 19, 2019
Romance › Re: Can You Stay A Month Without Sex? by lavylilly(op): 8:40am On Dec 19, 2019
Yxxx:
Me that have done 45 years nko�����
lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Slay Mama's In The 80's by lavylilly: 3:51pm On Dec 18, 2019
grin
Offpoint1:
Thank God I wasn't born then, imagine walking down the street without seeing at least 2 expose boobs... life will be meaningless.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Should Get This Into Their Head. by lavylilly: 3:41pm On Dec 18, 2019
grin grin grin
Finnese001:
I blame you Op
Romance › Re: So, Ladies How Will You Feel If A Guy Straight Up Asks You For A Fling by lavylilly: 3:38pm On Dec 18, 2019
undecided
chigoizie7:
Like I have said earlier.


Two things are involved.

1. If you ask her for a fling and she say NO.

2. Toast her, if she accept you, then Bleep her and move on.


Either ways, one is going to be heartbroken if you go for number, but if she accepts number 1. No heartbreak will be involved.


The choice is yours. I had thought option 1 is ideal for mature adults that knows what they want. However, because of the way our society is , I always go for number 2, my only regret is that the girl in question, ends up being hurt or heartbroken.

But , it is what it is. Life goes on
Romance › Re: Can You Stay A Month Without Sex? by lavylilly(op): 3:34pm On Dec 18, 2019
y?
zexy2030:
The last time I had sex was 6months ago. Thinking of going more months without it...soapyhuh I hate it(soapy) with passion.
Romance › Re: Can You Stay A Month Without Sex? by lavylilly(op): 3:21pm On Dec 18, 2019
grin grin grin grin
James4424:
its easy only if you have porn and soap
Family › Re: Single Mother Challenge. (SMC) by lavylilly: 1:33pm On Dec 18, 2019
I do
aro1:
do you know me personally please? Why all this accusations...
from your online persona here https://www.nairaland.com/4957496/ashewo-beer-parlour-share-ashewo/2136
Romance › Can You Stay A Month Without Sex? by lavylilly(op): 1:25pm On Dec 18, 2019
Can you stay a month without sex?
Romance › Re: Mention Those Things You Can Never Do For Love, No Matter How Much You Love by lavylilly(op): 1:21pm On Dec 18, 2019
mummy's boy grin
Ewizard:
Might run outta options but d only one fin I can Neva trade for love is my mama..

Jesus Christ! Mess wit my mama I chop off ur head.

Told my wifey b4 marriage.. "after God, mum is next.." unapologetic. Anyday U tryna mess wit my mum, or I perceived you ve a thought to mess wit my momma.. imma fucking break you, I so fucking break you.

My prove of love is sharing my mama wit you.

This not a mama's Boi talk shit, am talking abt heroic mums.

Don't know abt y'all mama, or how ur mama suffered to raise y'all buh my mama is a hero and inestimable.

Amma fucking kill you if you price my mama.
Amma fucking smoke you.

Do we have fellaz wit heroic mums here?? huh
Family › Re: Single Mother Challenge. (SMC) by lavylilly: 9:40am On Dec 18, 2019
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Family › Re: Single Mother Challenge. (SMC) by lavylilly: 9:39am On Dec 18, 2019
ehiblessing
aro1:
sorry about your ordeal.. Are you still ready to accept another man into your life?
run far from him, his known to play on single moms emotion, all he want is the cookies at 45 his still yet to settle down.
Romance › Re: Most Times Our Problem Is Mistaken LOVE For INFATUATION. by lavylilly(op): 9:37am On Dec 18, 2019
undecided
Abortions:
Only you create two threads today and they all talk about love. Talk to a friend. What's going on with you ma'amhuh
Romance › Re: Young People Must Copy This by lavylilly(op): 9:36am On Dec 18, 2019
abi?
ITxBUSH:
Not for Nigerians. We are our own enemy
Romance › Re: Mention Those Things You Can Never Do For Love, No Matter How Much You Love by lavylilly(op): 9:36am On Dec 18, 2019
favoryte33:
I can do anything for love but there's one thing i can't do for love. I can't kee maself.
undecided
Romance › Re: Men Aren't Left Out On This Personnel Hygiene, by lavylilly(op): 9:35am On Dec 18, 2019
CuteNbad:
Body odour I know,mouth odour I understand,but which one is bad breath again?making it three in one.


Also why didnt you take the guy to a hospital?
huh shocked
Romance › Re: Most Times Our Problem Is Mistaken LOVE For INFATUATION. by lavylilly(op): 11:52am On Dec 16, 2019
zexy2030:
The figures got my attention, I enjoy figures in the confine of my profession. 15% +85%= 100%
Your write up is cute.
Buh note, infatuation is to kids, lust is to adults, but love is to divinity.
love is reserved for divinity.
If you are not divine, you can't love.
cheesy
Romance › Most Times Our Problem Is Mistaken LOVE For INFATUATION. by lavylilly(op): 11:26am On Dec 16, 2019
Let's not deceive our self 85% of people are not IN-LOVE with anyone or partner

Most times our problem Is mistaken LOVE for INFATUATION.

I think giving the both definition will, help. Explain it well.

*LOVE is a complex set of emotions, behaviors, and beliefs associated with strong feelings of affection, protective Ness, warmth, and respect for another person without having or knowing reason .

*INFATUATION is the state of being completely carried away by unreasoning passion or addictive love . INFATUATION usually occurs at the beginning of
relationship when sexual attraction, desire is central.

Reading and understanding the both meanings and differences, I think I can boldly tell us that 85% of people are not in LOVE but into INFATUATION

When we are IN-LOVE possibly we can't tell the reason why we are in love, that's why you see someone deeply IN-BOND with someone not Minding if they are physically and naturally handicapped, not Minding if they are blind or if they acquire any attribute or up to the standard you would have go for,Or not even Minding if they have a questionable credentials, this is LOVE , because you can not really explain why you LOVEED or why you are IN-LOVE, but what you can only understand is the deep FEELINGS you have towards that person.

When we are INFATUATING , you can EXPLAIN vividly what lead to the love, and perhaps you loved her because of the sexy body she has, or you loved him because of his body stature, you can love him/her because of they wealth the acquire, no space to explain it all, just understand any time you can explain why or the reason you love someone, you are not in LOVE but into INFATUATION.

Ask your self this questions, what lead me to the LOVE I am today? If you don't have answer PERFECT but if you have answer FINE , but the questions is those things that lead you to the LOVE now, what if they are no more tomorrow? What will you hold to fall back or what will you look into to fall again?

the truth is that INFATUATION most times leads to LOVE, but can only be knows when those things material or immaterial things you fall for are not anymore

Many of the relationship claiming love are not in love but into infatuation
Let me say LOVE have 25% and 85% are INFATUATING
Romance › Re: Mention Those Things You Can Never Do For Love, No Matter How Much You Love by lavylilly(op): 10:52am On Dec 16, 2019
grin grin grin
Davash222:
If you still have your senses, then you are not in love!!
Romance › Re: Dear Husband Man by lavylilly(op): 10:21am On Dec 16, 2019
undecided
zexy2030:
I just had an erection reading this. grin
Romance › Mention Those Things You Can Never Do For Love, No Matter How Much You Love by lavylilly(op): 10:17am On Dec 16, 2019
Mention those things you can never do for love , no matter how much you love that person
I can't sacrifice my savings for love, i can't have a child out of wedlock for love, I can't turn my back against my loved ones for love and most of all I won't take a blood oat cuz of love fighting my fellow girl because of a man
sharing toothbrush
MouthAction (Abeg no give me head I won't give u BJ) I don't like it
Anal sex
Romance › Re: Dear Husband Man by lavylilly(op): 10:10am On Dec 16, 2019
angry
chidiebereuzoma:
Prayers of an evening newspaper
Romance › Dear Husband Man by lavylilly(op): 10:02am On Dec 16, 2019
Dear husband man,

When we get married please don’t have issues trusting me, don’t ever in your mind think that something else will come first in my life besides God.

I have promised to love and cherish you no matter what you turn out to be, but don’t kill me in the process of being loyal. I will stand by you.

Anytime you tell me a secret be sure that I won’t use it against you and a third party will never hear it, I will be your peace and I will never nag, on the days when you get me angry I will call you into the room and have a heart to heart discussion after which I will make love to you.

You are my god on earth and I will worship you, outsiders shall never know our secret underlying because I will support you with my might.

Finally you got gold because I’m the parent that will go to your kids PTA and represent you well, both in speaking and in action

In return, I know you will treasure and honor me, and equally respect my opinion and views as we journey together ❤️

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