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Business / Re: .::. Scam Alert : Omowunmi Allen And The Pre-order Mess .::. by lazeal: 5:05pm On Mar 06, 2022
money121:

My daddy said i should not use my hand to spoilt my Job
This is not a good approach. You are empowering that woman. She is chronic thief. I was banned by SEUN because of this same thread in the same year it was created and my ban will expire in 2023

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Politics / Re: Chuks Ibegu Warns Against "Dangers Of Denying Igbos 2023 Presidency" by lazeal: 4:52pm On Mar 06, 2022
milliondollas:
IGBO CAN'T BE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA
no problem...
Politics / Re: Chuks Ibegu Warns Against "Dangers Of Denying Igbos 2023 Presidency" by lazeal: 4:49pm On Mar 06, 2022
Nyanmiridunce:
Very arrogant tribe. While others are busy canvassing for votes, they are waiting for presidency to be hand over to them as if it's okrika wears. They know it's gonna be hard for an ibo man to convince other Nigerians to vote for him hence why resorting to blackmail which won't earn them anything.

Their super senator is already romancing with a fulani man, atiku. Same people who called others fulani slaves for supporting buhari oo.

Ibos? They aren't ready yet..
It does not change that fact that those who have held that position didn't benefit their regions much. So what are you boasting about? Even your own tribe brought Buhari to power... we will be here sha... whether Igbos get it or not, it does change the fact that Nigeria will continue to retrogress.
Celebrities / Re: Bianca Ojukwu After Winning MBGN In 1988 Vs Now In 2021 (Pictures) by lazeal: 9:30am On Jan 18, 2021
NaijaRoyalty:
She's beautiful than all of Tinubu daughters put together
grin grin grin grin you too like wahala... BMC South West branch is coming for you grin

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Politics / Re: Bashir El-Rufai Tweets About Tinubu And El-Rufai's Alliance by lazeal: 9:00am On Jan 18, 2021
Philipponzaghi:


Shey na Nyamurri votes go make them lose ni?
lol.. e go SHOCK you soon... wait for it!
Politics / Re: Lessons In Biden’s Appointments Of Nigerians by lazeal: 7:47am On Jan 18, 2021
ALL SOUTHERNERS... YOU WILL NEVER FIND A NORTHERNER...

Yet, they call themselves "Born to Rule" Local champions whose only comfort zone is in the decay of Nigeria's dead system.

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Romance / Re: I Engaged My Girlfriend, Now I Am Thinking Of Calling Off The Engagement by lazeal: 4:03pm On Jan 17, 2021
Excel99:
My two Kobo advise is that, you can't change anyone. Only God has the prerogative to change people. If you go on to marry her, be prepared for consistent heart break. Even if she leaves that guy, there will be another. I like to ask though, have you made her to reach orgasm. Are you a selfish lover in the bed. This could be key
true... This is why most of them are kinda indulge in it... the sex cos the proposed man to marry them does not do dirty job...

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Family / Re: Hauwa, Adam Nuru Wife Is Not Planning To Divorce Him, Stands With Her Husband by lazeal: 5:06pm On Jan 16, 2021
Dong2:


She can never leave him except they are not Ilorin.. I would have been shock sef cos in ilorin, shinna(adultery) is suna! The wife sef dey collect codedly. Iykyk grin
what if this is a damage control?
Education / Re: Where Are The Dullards In Your Class? by lazeal: 4:32pm On Jan 16, 2021
yusman14:
Thanks for the reply....how much will it cost me to get a professional cert in welding from PTI...I am an undergraduate currently in 300L
Well, PTI is kinda affordable. During my days, school fees were around 25k for full-time students but it was kinda higher for part-time students.

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Education / Re: Where Are The Dullards In Your Class? by lazeal: 10:42am On Jan 16, 2021
yusman14:
Hello bro.. please I need to ask some questions concerning PTI..can I have your WhatsApp number?
wow... man, do you still need answers? I am rarely on this handle.

I will stay on it for next 24 hours because of you. if you see this, quote or mention me with a reply. Sorry, it is late as I am just seeing this.
Romance / Re: I Engaged My Girlfriend, Now I Am Thinking Of Calling Off The Engagement by lazeal: 10:41am On Jan 16, 2021
Skepticus:


It's bigger than losing feelings. That girl OP talked about na most likely Coded Street girl wey dey run package on top the OP head.

As she see say OP don engage her (wedding on the way), she use the few months wey she get as single babe, they "sort" her old boyfriend(s) which is giving them "parting sex" before her marriage. All go be clean runs, no social media chat so that the OP no go suspect. I don straff babe like that 3 days to her wedding. Babe just call me say she wan give me "parting gift" before wedding. Deletes call as soon as she made them to clean up "evidence". Na banging all night before she go wed for PH 3 days later. That's why paternity fraud for Nigeria be like water. Na so plenty men take dey train first children wey nor be dia own.

I just dey laugh the OP. Girl dey run "street" parole on am and e nor wan understand. He should be glad that he has a good "subconscious" telling him that something is wrong.
One chic was about to get married recently and was willing to come see me.. she was more determined than ever before to fork me badly...

BUT her guy caught her while she was till on the road to my place. he called me lol... I just quickly told her to go back

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Dressed As A Man To His Father's Birthday Party by lazeal: 1:36pm On Jun 16, 2020
Vyzz:
Now look how ugly he looks without all the make up




Look at his old man's face....


He is disappointed
which makeup? na photo edited picture the guy dey use deceive his fools.
Politics / Re: FG Suspends Plans To Borrow $22.7bn by lazeal: 7:33pm On Mar 16, 2020
9japride:
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So in your small mind, a section of the country should be neglected, because nepotism and bigotry is a lovely thing?

That is not the reason for my response. My response is the boastful undertone of his comment.
Politics / Re: FG Suspends Plans To Borrow $22.7bn by lazeal: 6:45pm On Mar 16, 2020
okpalaAnambra:
They should have continued naw, what made them stop borrowing to enrich themselves and leaving out south east which is the commercial engine of the country

awọn eniyan isọkusọ ti ko ni ero rara

Shut up... Which commercial engine? Are igbos the only one into trading in Nigeria?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Position On APC, Oshiomhole Crisis (Full Text) by lazeal: 11:26am On Mar 16, 2020
Ritchiee:
I do not like Tinubu bacause he is corrupt but which of these politicians is not corrupt but he stands out as being very,very intelligent. He also has this midas touch that if voted as president will propel Nigeria to a very positive height.
Mark this post.

Tinubu will become the president of Nigeria in 2023 and Nigeria will grow exponentially and positively.

He should first grow Lagos to the level of Singapore before that abi is he not the landlord of Lagos?

A man that will coming now and tax everyone to death, take thuggery to a whole new level.
Sports / Re: Ighalo Ready To Take £6 Million Pay Cut To Remain At Manchester United by lazeal: 6:59am On Mar 16, 2020
Omnivalent:
it suprised me, when a blogger from kenya claimed that ighalo was the first kenyan to play for man united.
on reading it, i peed on mah pants.
laugh be wan kill me.
ighalo... ighalo... i just thank God you 've got a pure Nigerian name not just a nigerian but a typical esan name.
I know the guy u are talking about but he is not a blogger na. U Nigerians and misuse of words. Na wa

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Romance / Re: There Is Nothing Like A Broke, Lazy Good Man by lazeal: 12:30am On Mar 16, 2020
Shugavee:
There is absolutely nothing like a broke /lazy good man ,, u can never know the real him till he has some money,, u can never know if he’s faithful, except he got money in his pocket !! So ladies don’t waste ur time,, if he doesn’t hv a source of income,, he is a waste ,, always remember that ur time and attention is an investment,, don’t waste it on some dude who got just sex to offer. Don’t let people single shame you , that u go for anything , and don’t ever agree that u can only offer sex ,,, they know u hv a lot to offer , YOU ARE A WOMAN .
hey my good friend. Longest time.

To your topic.

You need to heal for real.

Anyway, I don't call people broke, ugly, short and so on. For me, in most cases, character trumps all.

There are women who have lost their lives because their husband beats them but you won't see this.

Money comes and goes... Character stays.

Some people might have nothing in their bank or a little change but in terms of content, they are wealthy. When I mean content, I mean the kind that can generate money.

Money in the bank is not the true test of a wealth man. I say this because a lot of people can loss everything today and not be able to ever rise again till they die... At least I saw this before and still seeing it.

But if you loss it and after a while you make it back, then you are rich. That is why I say content is a true test of one's wealth.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Position On APC, Oshiomhole Crisis (Full Text) by lazeal: 7:26pm On Mar 15, 2020
seunmsg:


You should be more concerned about the life of your children.
I am no political jobber like ur ass
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Position On APC, Oshiomhole Crisis (Full Text) by lazeal: 6:51pm On Mar 15, 2020
seunmsg:
Our leader has spoken, Oshiomole is going nowhere. Period.
grin

I hope your children's life is secured enough? undecided

Cos the days of APC are numbered.
Health / Re: Can Masturbation Ever Make A Man Infertile Or Have Low Sperm Count? by lazeal: 6:41pm On Mar 15, 2020
frozen70:


The problem with masturbating is that it weakens the nerves around your penis and groins with constant rubbing

But why masturbate when you can actually have a girl friend or lover
most of the things said about masturbating is just pure myth...

If u don't masturbate for 3 weeks or have sex in that time frame, the kind hard on and hornyness, even if u have been doing so for 10 years like the bros u quoted, that will embarrass you eh

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Celebrities / Re: Between Cubana Chief Priest And Mercy, Here Is What Allegedly Happened by lazeal: 8:19pm On Nov 03, 2019
Gbegirisoup2:


Even as dumb as you are, you didn't see where the lady still mentioned mercy being an influencer of moet under cubana. And she is to be paid 30m but I don't believe any of those till cubana or mercy speaks on this matter. Continue keeping mercy relevant with your jealousy. I love it kiss

Moet replied that there is there is nothing like that. They only allowed them use their office as a congratulations of sort.

The news made front page.

Cubana money spent so far Don enter voice mail
Crime / Re: LASEPA Waste Bucket Used To Store Water In Oshodi (Photos) by lazeal: 5:35pm On Nov 03, 2019
Nigerian parents are part of the problem in this country.

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Education / Re: FUNAAB Expels Michael Adewale Ifemosu For Writing Open Letter To VC On Facebook by lazeal: 4:45pm On Nov 03, 2019
Solowande:
Good for him, the Bible says wisdom is profitable to direct.
You are one of those that should be removed from humans. Many of you Nigerians can't even fight for anything to save your miserable life... Segalink has taken up the case and watch as he will regain his freedom and recalled to finish his studies.

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Education / Re: FUNAAB Expels Michael Adewale Ifemosu For Writing Open Letter To VC On Facebook by lazeal: 4:43pm On Nov 03, 2019
segalink has taken up the case...

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Properties / Re: Real Estate Never Depreciates: How True? by lazeal: 4:15pm On Nov 03, 2019
BarrSly:



Where in Benin I’m thinking of buying a land in Benin..... Sapele Road axis most preferably.
Mine is not at Sapele road o and I can't sell that land no matter what smiley. Sapele Road is cool too. If I am to get a land in Benin after this, it should be around Sapele, Ugbor axis.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Last SMS Of Lady From Inside UK Refrigerated Truck To Her Mum(Pics) by lazeal: 11:54am On Nov 03, 2019
151487made:
And some will always show up on nairaland and b shouting china is taking over world economy and yet thier people dey die inside freezing container.
the people that died are not Chinese but Vietnamese and Philippines
Properties / Re: Real Estate Never Depreciates: How True? by lazeal: 6:54am On Nov 03, 2019
I have a land in Benin. The area no gree appreciate cos of bad road...

Next year I will just fence it, put gate and leave it there. Not interested in staying in Benin for now.

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Politics / Re: Enugu Govt Awards Contracts For Projects Worth Over N3.2 Billion by lazeal: 6:49am On Nov 03, 2019
leofab:
Road is the only project in Nigeria
that is Nigerian government for you. Nothing about power and industrialization

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Romance / Re: “don’t Start With Spending Money Or Buying Gifts To A Lady You're Interested In” by lazeal: 2:45pm On Nov 02, 2019
ugofulfilled:

Are you the guy she spoke about? Just want to know.
I think my post is explanatory enough.
Romance / Re: “don’t Start With Spending Money Or Buying Gifts To A Lady You're Interested In” by lazeal: 1:03pm On Nov 02, 2019
Ginaz:
I won’t even advise any girl to take money from a guy especially online . My dear , the best money you can eat is yours . I’ve been there. Sooner or later the sacrifices the guy made he won’t let you to drink water and drop cup.

May God help us all to gain our financial success. smiley

undecided

Atleast, first of all, admit that he gave you money.
Then add that he never saw you or met you before he gave it to you on multiple occasions.

Let them know also that he made his intentions known from the beginning that he was interested in dating you, you knew from the beginning that you didn't want to date him but you still collected money from him on multiple occasions.
You even wanted him to drop as much as 100 - 200k.

Then you later turned around to say by stating that "You cannot date someone that is financially stable" because he could not give you more money or show you receipts of more income while he was building his house and investing in his business..

Also tell them that you made it a source of pride and achievement to continuously state that there was a long list of guys who were constantly waiting for you to say yes.
Who knows if you were finessing them for cash as well.

Why did you forget to mention that you agreed to see him and then changed your mind and consequently refused to see him claiming that you wanted someone that was financially stable.

But your search for financial stability did not and does not stop you from collecting money from those you have deemed "financially unstable".

Someone that has not left their mama's house wanted someone to book flight to come and see them.

Also add that you started giving conditions just because he wanted to see you.
You wanted him to come back in 6 months and to "have all in place for him to settle down first"
So that your own will be to come and reap the fruits of the harvest and collect more sacrifices

Your Gold digging and Materialism is on the Next level.


But you call it sacrifice.
As per Nigerian Idol.

You're proud but worst of all.

You're a hypocrite.
You think highly of yourself and so little of others.

Did you forget to mention how you talk about the people that have made "sacrifices" for you in the past? You say shitty things about them, see them as suckers, all because they asked you out.

Then your hypocrisy comes online to paint yourself as the victim and the guy who made sacrifices for you as a bad person.

What are you a victim of? Receiving free money?

Stop coming online to paint a picture of a saint cos you are far from any image you wanna project.

Nobody is holding you from success. we all have gotten help from people one way or the other and there is no big deal about it but when you go on make mess of people who you benefited from there lies an insensitive person.

The good thing is there are lots of girls out there being asked out without an atom of pride or boasting. EXCEPT YOU DROP that pride of yours, trust me, the list of men coming and going will NEVER STOP! no man who is worth his balls will take your bullshiiit!

But you will keep deceiving yourself that it is because "Men can't handle you" or that they are childish, or that they won't allow you to rest after you have enjoyed free sacrifices.

You won't sit down and figure out that it is your rotten character that drives them all away.

P.S: You were not the first nor will you be the last to get anything from him. Dude will bounce back. A source never lacks, but the taker will always find herself empty
Pets / Re: Siberian Husky Puppies For Sale by lazeal: 6:14pm On Sep 14, 2019
Jaysleeves:
for real or na joke
for real bro

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