₦airaland Forum

The so call leaders are trolling the rest of us and big chunk of the people don’t even know it.

Juliusmalema:
Mr keep your house clean, infact your environment and enjoy cool time.

I don't mean mud floor or broken roofs..


Be neat, change your boxers.... Change your singlet....above all wash your boxers regularly.

Bathe regularly and if working bathe immediately you return from work..

Keep your armpits clean and shave regularly

Na you neat pass. What has personal hygiene go to do with the humidity?
Nigeria is hotter period. The cutting down of trees and all the Unplanned new buildings are the suspect.

MrGoood:
So they save between 10 to 20k annually? Why will I step feet in that place if they make below what I make here

It is not how much you save, it the decent life and all the securities that count.
Some of the money one pay on taxes also goes towards their retirement.

Depends what you do in America. If you work for somebody or company, I don't care if you are a doctor, engineer or lawyer, or mere warehouse worker, your income will be limited by tax even if you live frugally because you have no control of your taxes and you will shed almost 50% in taxes if you make more across taxes (federal, state, property and estate). Lets say you make $150k, government collect almost $75k in taxes across. You are left with $75k, after your house, car, emergency and personal expenses, you re left with $10-20k in the bank every yr. You can live a comfortable life but you will never be wealthy!

Now, if you own your own business, not mom and pop kiosk, I mean real business over $500k in revenue, you will have more control of your taxes. Once you understand how America works, which most Nigerians or black immigrants never understand anyways...just living the American dream blindly( big house and nice cars) and fatally in debt, you will know that America rewards business owners and entrepreneurs. Most Asian immigrants understand this which is why they own their own business and don't work for people!

Any Nigerian you know that is very very wealthy in America, has his/her own big business. These are not small boys and girls, they have over 5 employees (that's over $200k/90million in payroll a year assuming $45k each employee a yr), business location cost $500k-$5million. They rarely pay taxes because their business give them that advantage. Go and read why and how the rich in America pay zero to no taxes...actually government doesn't want you to if you create job, invest or an entrepreneur!

50% on taxes?. I don’t know where you get that figure.

petsolo115:
I am just imagining this because my best friend left for Austria last week. He put his newly married wife under my care

Pls get rid of that evil in your heart. You know what I mean.

sweetonugbu:
Policy summersaults all the time, wast of human and capital resources.

The moment you brought in Bill Gate, it confirmed your are a conspiracy theorist.

She was looking for a quick fix. She would have still be here if she gone on law carb diets and exercise.
May her soul rest in person.

2special:
A carton of soft chicken is #14,000 while orobo chicken carton is #13,500, you find about 25 pieces in each carton which the seller will cut into 3 each making 75 pieces of big chicken

You don’t know where those chickens came from and you have no idea what chemicals they used in preserving them.
I will take a fresh live chicken anytime �

femmyapson:
Lol, she has been a terror for the past 5years. Barking the hell out of passersby upon hearing voices outside the compound. She is a crazy feminist that has nothing to do with male. . She has never mated not even once. Cos na fight she dey always fight when we take her for mating . We have tried to make her mate in different places with different type of breed but she no dey gree. A doc once said we should get another puppy if we want a dog that will reproduce, that she is too furious for another to mate her

So forget the snake issue. She is capable

Most animals don’t mate for fun like we humans do, they mate when they are ready to breed.
If your dog is free roaming, and she in heat period, male dogs will invade your house, they can naturally smell a dog that is ready for mating from a long distance.
Most dogs come into heat twice per year, or about every six months, although the interval can vary between breeds and from dog to dog. Small breed dogs may cycle three times per year, while giant breed dogs may only cycle once every 12 months.
In the period, you will notice some discharge from her behind.
I will advise you take her to a male dog when you notice those changes if you want her to breed.

SilverNorGold:
THE BUHARI THAT RESCUED THE GSSS KANKARA YOUTHS WILL SOON RESCUE NIGERIANS FROM THE EVIL CLAWS OF COVID-19!

Trust me, oh ye Covid-19, your days are numbered! I assure you!

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI.
GOD BLESS ALL PATRIOTIC NIGERIANS.
GOD BLESS THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA!

How much them dey pay you for this hailings?

I totally disagree with you. Firstly, in the west everyone knows everyone age from nursery school. Secondly your birth certificate is recorded from the day you are born, you have no way to change that.. and finally, doing activities for fun and doing it as a form of work is two different things. As work, you are forced to practice every day you like it or not.
Trust me, if you are put on a schedule to pick money from the street for free, it’s just a matter of time before you get tired of the routine.

Everyone have body odor, but we all use deodorant to suppress it. Unfortunately you are allergic to the deodorant you have tried.
I will advise you go shops were they sale good imported deodorants and try different ones until you find the one that fit right with your body. And pls avoid eating a lot of onions and garlics.
Change your under pant and singlet every day.
Good luck.

There are many causes that can make one feel fatigued.
Are you snoring heavily? If yes, sleep apnea could be the reason you are fatigued. Another common reason is diabetes.
I will advise you to see a doctor. Because there is definitely underlying issues.
Let me quickly add this. Avoid cabs when you can, no every day rice. Stop drinking alcohol sodas and those sugary drinks. Take water only.

There are many causes that can make one feel fatigued.
Are you snoring heavily? If yes, sleep apnea could be the reason you are fatigued. Another common reason is diabetes.
I will advise you to see a doctor. Because there is definitely underlying issues.

How this news worthy?

Nonsense. Black people get wahala in the world over.

samwash:
Congratulations sir.
Mr Ibu, you don dey age ooo
All this your fat, you nor really need ham again, you need to really work on weight as you celebrate many more years in good health & prosperity.

Unless he do something about those fats. I will not be surprise to hear bad news. I don’t wish death on anyone, but our body can’t deal with those fat at 60 .

Liars. Pls don’t fall this shit. Trump and his supporter lie like there no tomorrow. They don’t allocate votes until everything is confirmed. If true, how come Biden votes keep increasing after Wednesday morning?
They are looking for a way to cast doubt on the system. Where they win everything is good . In the states they are losing, the system is rigged.

What makes you thinks that giving the details of how you killed a snake is going to be interesting to readers here?
Are Nigerians really bored? Pls people, keep your snakes news to yourself .

Big Idiot.

Naira still get power.

This fool is trying to wear a strong face. He can feel the wind of real change not the fake change they sold to Nigerians.
Very soon you will understand the end SAR is just the foundations of what the people want.

“A man that singlehandedly built Lagos from scratch doesn't deserve to own a mansion”
You did not say that , he built Lagos? How ? When?
Talking about backwardness, Tinubu would be in jail in most part of the world with that kind of opened corruption practices.

mrugly:
Who have noticed that few updates on Ondo elections are making it to the front page? But during the Edo election when PDP was leading in the election, nairaland front page was almost full with #edodecide, but now that APC is having the upper hand in Ondo, few make it to the front page.

Reason is nairaland is PDP. Fact check, osewa is PDP

Edo was a different ball game. Oshopikin and Tinubu was also on the ballot. It was an Election against godfatherism/ governorship.

Don’t expect these politicians to give in without a fight. They understand if the gives up easily, next time the youths might demand for something that directly affects them.

I hope you are still a teenager or in your early 20s.
This not something you do when you are older. I guess this is your first heartbreak, unfortunately you are going to get more of them along the way, The good news is that, every new one is easier than the previous one.
In any case, stop stalking her, she is long gone. The earlier you stop yourself from seeing her in any social media, the faster for you to move on.
Also try to get yourself a new girlfriend.
The advice I just gave you is not something you learn in schools, so go figure.
Goo luck in trying to heal yourself.

That head surely look like blockhead. I am glad she find a different pathway to success.

Cumtroller:
Who gives a fvck what you are suffering from? When you dey fvck ashawo for ajegunle dey enjoy your money were we there? Abeg shift.

We all have issues. Don't be a bitch about it.

Pvssy ass niggar!!!

You are one cold ass blooded Animal.
If you don’t have something nice to say say to people when they are down, it better to shut up.

Mental health issues. She probably being hearing voices.
May their souls Rest In Peace.
In between, Sending her to prisons is not the solution for her. She need mental health evaluation.

Nigerian leaders really messed up our people with extreme poverty. Little things that will not even make people from smaller Africa countries blinks, some of us find them exciting.

PACKAGE FEE:

• 2 Nights = ₦112,999

• 3 Nights = ₦146,999

• 4 Nights = ₦190,999
Above is their rates. They are not targeting the middle class which by the way are the biggest consumers worldwide.
They are not serious with their marketing strategy.

WandaNara:
It's because Edo no be Lagos.


Happy retirement oshobaba

Baba what? He has a new name.Call him Oshopikin.