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James blunt is a pretty good artist. Here are some of his other great songs. . Tears and rain/ carry you home.

Akpos is a very naughty
boy, he has away of
giving replies to
questions and making
people feel stupid. Sure
you are going to enjoy
this.
.
Here is the conversation
between Musa , Akpos
and their Teacher.
.
TEACHER: Anything you
cannot see, touch and
feel does not exist.
Example, Can u see God?
MUSA: NO
TEACHER: Can you touch
God?
MUSA: NO
TEACHER: Can you feel
God?
MUSA: NO
TEACHER: This means
There is no God.
Can anybody give me
any other example?
.
AKPOS: Yes Ma,
TEACHER: Go ahead
AKPOS
(AKPOS faces the
teacher)
AKPOS: Can you see
your brain?
TEACHER: NO,
AKPOS: Can you touch
your brain?
TEACHER: NO,
AKPOS: Can you feel
your brain?
TEACHER: NO,
AKPOS: Therefore, YOU
HAVE NO BRAIN.

buyles: U're my favourite person on nairaland. Lmao jokes, more ororo to ur elbows:-)

thanks a million times. . And cos of u, i'll always update.

buyles: Hey liljboyweezy, thanks for makin my day, i've laughed so much

ur welcome

Akpos's pastor added
him on facebook and he
accepted.
2 minutes later his
message came in!
Pastor: Bro akpos, how
are u?
Akpos: am fine my
daddy.
Pastor. May the building
of heavenly favour
collapse on ur head!
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder
of blessing strike u and
ur family!
Akpos: (No reply.)
Pastor: Bro akpos are u
there?
Akpos: em... yes pastor.
Pastor: u should be
saying amen to claim
the blessings.
Akpos: ok pastor. May
an over speeding
Dangote trailer of
blessing jam u and ur
family in Jesus name.
Pastor: Thunder fire
you!

da-whizkid:
Am i the only one seeing the time difference between when Inkblood posted his verse and when Mikuz did? That a whole 18hrs yo, if my maths is any good. Abi na handicap match?

Its only normal that Mikuz came harder after reading Ink's verse and re-writing his bars for 18hrs, No?

Mikuz had this battle this tho, hands down, belly flat and legs up. . . . . . But if i were Inkblood, i will not concede defeat, i'll ask for a rematch. Juzt Saying.

But wetin even concern me sef?

your so right. . Thought it would even be a DQ cos of the time range.

Akpos goes to a store
for
groceries. He finds cat
food at a
very special low price.
He buys
a dozen cans of cat
food. The
manager sees this and
thinks
that Akpos probably
doesn't
own a cat and he might
give
the cat food to his
children. He
goes to Akpos and ask
him to
bring the cat as proof
for him
to buy the cat food.
Akpos goes
and bring his cat and the
manager lets him buy
the
dozen cans.
A few days later Akpos
finds
dog food at a low lower
price.
He buys a dozen cans of
dog
food. Again the
manager wants
proof that he owns the
dog.
Akpos goes to get his
dog and
the manager lets him
buy.
A few days later Akpos
goes to
the store carrying a bag.
He ask
the manager to put his
hand in
the bag and feel what is
inside.
After feeling what's in
the bag
the manager says,
"What the
f**k? What is this? Is
this poo?"
Akpos nodded and
replied, "Yes
I wanted to buy toilet
paper
and I don't want you to
send
me back for proof
again."