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NIGERIA....MY BELOVED
COUNTRY
• Where our mothers
use ice cream bowls to
store
pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don't
accept flowers for
valentine
or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur
eyeball, nod hin head
say
notin
dey happen guy". . . If you think u know your country very well, add yours.

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kcreal: DONFAITH why you come first me post na, I don vex.

no vex. . . Its one of those things that happen to ur slow brain metabolism. . Lmao (jst joking)

In class, the new biology teacher asked can u mention some of the biological changes in the human body? Rukewe: when we get to puberty, we start having strong intimate feelings. Ajaye: when women get matured they start developing big hips. (what a class, the teacher said silently) The teacher then spotted AKPORS chatting wit simbi, he asked him the same question and akpors answered: Men at 25 play Football,
men at 40 play Tennis,
men at 60 play Golf.
Have you noticed that
as you grow older your
balls get smaller?
is he right or not?

Wen u ask an Ibadan
babe 4 her phone
number u go hear :"Sero
hate Sero, sis hate sis,
tiri hate sefun, noi-
noi,das my hen ti hen
nober.

An
American was visiting
Nigeria for the first
time,
so he boarded a taxi
from the airport to his
hotel, Akpors happened
to be the
taxi driver, on the way
the American saw a
beautiful building and
asked the
driver, "how long did it
take to build such
beautiful building", akpors
was proud of his
country and said 6years,
the American replied
"nonsense, in
my country it will take 6
months to build same
building".They passed by
another huge building,
the american asked
again, "how many years
did it take
to build the house", akpors replied "2 years",
to his shock again the
american said, "rubbish,
it takes just 2 months
to build same building in
my
country".They finally
passed the National
Stadium, and the
american was
amazed, he asked how
long did it take to build
such magnificent
structure,
Akpors just looked at
him and said "Oga, I
don't know o! coz when
I passed
here this morning, the
building wasnt there".

Akpos was caught red
handed by his principal
writing MAY
GOD PUNISH MY
PRINCIPAL.
Principal: What nonsense
are you writing? (about
to Slap
Akpos).
Akpos: Sir, i have not
finish it.
Principal: (angry) what
do you mean. You are
abusing me and you
said you have not finish.
Akpos: This is not what
i wanted to write.
Principal: So what did
you want to write?
Akpos: I wanted to
write that MAY GOD
PUNISH MY
PRINCIPAL’S ENEMY..
Akpors was given a
free scholarship