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nkpommpko: I wonder the kind of advisers our governors have around them

if to say na u dy advice b4 na ur advice for worst pass

Babyboy1986: Hmmmm, Stupidity at its highest order, Na notice me him dey do. Who care..

wen last did u go for check-up?

cbrass: Why wasn't or shouldn't it be functional, stop giving excuse here for complete cluelessness of this people

guy why d matter dy pepper u lyk dis?abeg cool down for jesus

Airforce1: Photoshop

u amaze me

cruise14: Ibos armed robbers for sure. It's part of their war revenge.

eayaaaaa, so u mean say ibo boiz sabi dis kind work cef? Buh wait o, na which kind revenge u dy tlk abwt cef?I can sense highness in u!!!!!

OkikiOluwa1: Gbes!
Aiit!
Only 8 armed robbers!
Hmm, security in Nigerian & her banks loose pass a prostitute's v agina!
Last Bullet
RIP to the dead.

and u bliv dah? U don ask urslf who stand gidigba to count dose fine boiz? Evribody were runnin helta skelta, so aw kum dem tek knw say na 8guys kum run d show...to me dose guys pass dah amount wey dem dy tlk

colossus2: Breaking News!!!







Arsenal signs Mario GOATze















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mumu na which club u dy support cef? For ur mind u dy very funi....I laf u in hindi gbuhahahahahahahahahagbu

Yungwizzzy: All I see is the same meaningless nollywood character

wetin u sabi for ur lyf cef? If I slap u nw dem go say I dun too cari d mara go far....ekpa

Scyllapatron: with all their holy water, holy sticker, anointed oil, holyghost fire, holy ghost thunder, etc, they still need a scientific equipment to protect themselves?

u sound lyk one fool I met today...d guy no dy mek sense @all, so as u....abeg go look bush

ojeffo: Oya naa....I have nyashed her...she has a delicious PUCI

i dy very sure say u neva bang any chenke for ur life.....and even if u dun bang any na for dream and na for dah same dream u bang genny look alike......u berra go SCOAN for serious deliverance cos u jux dey waste ur sperm wey u go tek produce kids all in d name of ur dis wetdreaming or wetin dem dy call dis cef......

dozzzybaba: ... And your ogogoro fisherman president appointed him as the chairman of the boko harm victim support fund.
Can you see the reason why we say Goatluck jonathan is clueless?

u r very stupid, @least giv him sum respect n stop callin him names....is't ur mate? Or is't cos he is pres today dahs y u v d guts to call him names....y ur papa or uncle no kum rule d real d country or even u urslf, cos u fink is very easy......c ehn if to say u rpeat dis kind words for ma front, guy u 4 chop serious drilling...I don't gv a Bleep if u r older dan me or not....mek I free 4 now....

romoruyi: BlackBerry is fighting a battle to remain relevant in the smartphone space, and it has two new products in the pipeline that it hopes will reverse its fortunes. While the company has shown off both the new Classic and the Passport, it’s the latter that has garnered the most attention.

Until now, we didn’t know much about the Passport other than the fact that it featured a wide QWERTY keyboard and an unusual 4.5” 1440x1440 display. For the BlackBerry fans out there that cling on to any new release from the Canadian company, CrackBerry has posted a user-written, pre-release review of the Passport.


On the “square” screen:

The screen is one of such elegance, that it even made the most diehard iPhone user smile. It's got one of the sharpest screens out there and the UI that felt cramped on the Q10 now is unleashed in a fashion that renders you hopelessly in love…

The screen is everything on the BlackBerry Passport. They finally figured it out. It's the focus here and also takes over a large amount of the duties of the keyboard. At a whopping 1440x1440 pixels, the screen is pleasantly bright and gives everything more space.

Processors specs are unavailable at this point, but other hardware features were revealed:

This model has 3 GB of RAM and 32 GB of on-board memory, though I did add a 64 GB SD card myself. Finally, there is an easily accessible nano SIM slot to allow for easy SIM switching without the battery interfering. With it having an internal battery which lasts forever, BlackBerry put the SD card slot and SIM slot on the top of the phone inside of a removable panel.

About that new keyboard:

So how does this work? It works in a fashion never witnessed before. The symbols, characters, numbers and everything else is on screen and intuitively changes depending on where you are. If you are on the compose panels contact list, you will get the numeric buttons on the screen and if on the body portion, the symbols and character can be invoked.

This was of course a prototype device and not every feature was functioning properly. It was also running an older version of BlackBerry’s flagship operating system (10.3.0.428), so performance and software features should be further fleshed out by the time it is officially released.

Is the Passport enough to get folks out of their Apple iPhones and Samsung Galaxies? Probably not. But it’s at least nice to see BlackBerry looking to differentiate itself in the market with the Passport.

Source: http://crackberry.com/exclusive-pre-release-review-blackberry-passport

Source 2: http://revos-vision..com

plz guys!, I wanna knw hw to create a topic on NL....can sum1 tell me

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Super falcon players, Chichi Igbo(lightskinned) and bestie Cynthia Uwak are so close,they dress alike, dance alike and both have swag for days.Cynthia showed off their hot bod's today .

Those abs would put most men to shame....More below
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d guys wey dey tombprint dis 2 chenkes dy try o....instead of dem to feel pain na u go dy feel d pain cos her insyd blyk iron wey ur gbola dy hit.....I travell

patrickdarlins: you??graduate with 3.71??no be you dey ur dp so??you must be a joker..with dat ur coconut head...keep hating..y d girl is making her waves...i shame for all of una wen de criticise d girl..not all school has same 4.5-5.00 as first class....some of it are 3.50-4:0.....and with dat ...it will be very hard for u to attain 3.5....in dat school.......she just did...and d school is even giving her awards upon awards....y una de hate her...she has brain..i must say...but nothing concern me with her virginity....i no send her for dat side....

hahahahahahha guy y u dy para na.......abeg tek am easy u hear.....so i neva reach to graj abi? u rili miss rd ooo

goldrush111: For 21-year-old Comfort Folorunsho, her graduation from the Kwara State University, Malete, shall for some time to come remain memorable in her life. Of course, the Osi, Kwara State, native has every reason to hold this view. She not only bagged a first class degree in agriculture, she also emerged the best graduating student from the university for the 2013/2014 academic session.

With a Cumulative Grade Point Average of 3.62, she also took home awards as the best graduating student in the Department of Animal Production, Fisheries and Aquaculture; as well as in the College of Agriculture.

She also bagged the prize instituted by the Lubcon Company Limited for overall best student; the Mary Kolawole Prize for Best Female Graduating Student, as well as the university’s Alumni Prize for Excellence.

Sharing the secret of her success, Folorunsho, who also has a good dose of beauty in her, says:


Her good looks attracted many admirers to her. Even at that, she notes, her loveliness did not make her to lose her academic bearing or focus.

She declares, “I lost count of those that wanted to be my lovers. There were many of them. Some of them tried but I ignored their overtures. When you do not go out at odd times and you do what you are supposed to do at the right time, you will not fall into traps.

“I studied for five hours daily, aside lectures. I did not have a lover but I had friends that were boys; not amorous ones. However, I must admit that there were distractions from boys. But when you are determined and you know where you are going and you try as much as possible to keep at bay these side attractions, God will make it possible for you to actualise your desires.”

The fourth child in her family notes that focus, determination, implicit faith in God and His grace were the veritable instruments for her outstanding academic outing in the university.

Beyond the stampede from the men folk, according to Punch, she identifies her fish farming project as the most challenging period of her stay in the university.

Taking measurements in the mornings and evenings during the two months of the exercise, according to her, was her most stressful period on campus.

She adds, “Ever since I came into this school, I dreamt of obtaining a First Class. I tried as much as possible to be diligent in my reading, going to class regularly and doing my assignments. Though I kept on doing this, I must also admit that the routine was both tiring and demanding.”

Folorunsho, who aspires to be a lecturer and an owner of a crop and animal farm, says her father, Fashiko, literally pushed her into agriculture.

She notes, “Ever since I was a little girl, I have developed interest in agriculture because my father is a good farmer. Sometimes, before we went to school, he would take us to the farm to do some work. Of course, then we were not happy with the decision, which we considered tough, but some of us later fell in love with it.

“You plant a crop and it grows. Maybe you planted a little seed and at the end of the day, its yield will be huge. We were also involved in livestock farming I must admit, these aroused my interest in agriculture. So, when I told my family that I wanted to study agriculture, nobody opposed the idea,” she explains.

Stressing the importance of agriculture, she adds, “People run away from it, but it is what humanity depends on. Without agriculture, where are we going to be? The food we eat, our clothing, raw materials and so many other benefits come from agriculture. Agriculture is a very interesting area.”

To boost agriculture in the country, Folorunsho pleads with the government to invest more in the sector and to encourage farmers with loans, improved seedlings and other necessary logistics.

She adds that agriculture is a practical subject, which will not only engage young people but also make them self-reliant and employers of labour.

“It will improve national food security, boost industrialisation and provide more foreign exchange earnings for the country.”

READ MORE : http://goldrushnigeria..com/2014/07/i-never-had-sex-with-any-man-21-year.html

Story for d gods....mtcheeeeeew, wah abwt me wey graj wih 3.71, aw many awards me rciv tlkless of her wih jux 3.62.......story dah touches d heart....

topsyking: see how a president dey open teeth for a girl wey no reach him last born.. ordinary vice president or a low ranking official is enough to welcome her not a whole president.. this man has ridicule this ng office gan.. so malala is now a president of a country that should be welcome at aso rock.

my brother dont worry yourself.. he is the last president of nigeria...
trust me!!!

wetin dis one dey talk>>>so mek em close em mouth.......aw e tek affect u if em welcum d little galabeg reason well b4 u comment nxt tym

ayoola2002: BREAKING:

Wenger bids for entire Brazil squad after impressive 4th place finish."

for ur mind u funny?

priscaoge: Ur Insults won't change d fact that U are a DUNCE! Keep ranting like a Miserable Frustrated hopeless n stupid Bastard! Ur mates are busy making money n u are here ranting like an illiterate market woman and even supporting a lunatic like u that got his sister pregnant! How stupid can u be LOOSER!!!!!!!

lol poor u....do I luk poor to uguy if u need rabba jux tell me....I v helped ur mates b4 so helpin u won't b a new fin....mumu lyk u....u broke tin

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priscaoge: Lwkmd Bro relax U don't have to show how shallow minded u are. I understand that u did not pass primary 5 but u don't have to take it out on me naaa Calm down cos u ar too myopic! Try not to display ur ignorance on a forum like this next time

lol u rli fink so!!!!! It seems u need hot beef......ur mummy is such a dummy, I f*cked her n she screamed Hot, like a donkey f*cked by a monkey...lol I aint trying to b funny buh b truth is ur mum has a g-string on her flappy tommy? Cos I made her gv Mouth Action 2 ma crazy bunny....incase u wanna knw abwt ur ril daddy ask ur mummy about peeeeeeeezy

priscaoge: Lwkmd Bro relax U don't have to show how shallow minded u are. I understand that u did not pass primary 5 but u don't have to take it out on me naaa Calm down cos u ar too myopic! Try not to display ur ignorance on a forum like this next time

lol u rli fink so!!!!! It seems u need hot beef......ur mummy is such a dummy, I f*cked her n she screamed Hot, like a donkey f*cked by a monkey...lol I aint trying to b funny buh b truth is ur mum has a g-string on her flappy tommy? Cos I made her gv Mouth Action 2 ma crazy bunny....incase u wanna knw abwt ur ril daddy ask ur mummy about peeeeeeeezy

priscaoge: Lwkmd Bro relax U don't have to show how shallow minded u are. I understand that u did not pass primary 5 but u don't have to take it out on me naaa Calm down cos u ar too myopic! Try not to display ur ignorance on a forum like this next time

lol u rli fink so!!!!! It seems u need hot beef......ur mummy is such a dummy, I f*cked her n she screamed Hot, like a donkey f*cked by a monkey...lol I aint trying to b funny buh b truth is ur mum has a g-string on her flappy tommy? Cos I made her gv Mouth Action 2 ma crazy bunny....incase u wanna knw abwt ur ril daddy ask ur mummy about peeeeeeeezy.....jobless fool lyk u

Bigsteveg: Adaeze Yobo, her husband and son are currently on holiday in Miami Beach, Florida. She shared the photos on her instagram page...

na so her fellow babes dy snap pics in front mirror.....she still b learner, wackiest pics of d day

sohl7: Will they ever attend class ?

no cos na dem get d skul....abi u feel say na play dem won go play....

Beehshorp: Why all the comgratulations...shey dem no knw say dem go go skul before dem begin act film.. Naw dem dey use dis medium seek attention..














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blyk say ini n elliot waka kum ur hux den tell u say dem neva go skul b4 cos u b dier old boi....I laf u in spanish

ElGabi: Wtf? Na nw dem wan go skul? Or is this a nollywood movie!

. I laf u in chinese

ElGabi: Wtf? Na nw dem wan go skul? Or is this a nollywood movie!

I laf u in chinese

priscaoge: I don't reply all quotes until am convinced u are a human being. But I advice u take ur frustrated n miserable life 2 somewhere else n stop hating. I can see u also do same but be rest assured that u are heading to doom! Aturu!

wekpa....c as u b, wah do u knw.....me hate u? Say wetin hapen,,,,who u b cef?mehn guy I 4 lyk mek u go dance for udu bridge.....cos I u n mad man no pass each oda....orhuwe lyk u....ur fada left ear

cyril83: Insecurity lapses has been in existence before the arrival of mega/strong opposition (Apc) in Nigeria.


Get a life.

fat lie.....abeg go look bush

priscaoge: Oga U mistakenly? Seriously did u fell on an open "Toootooo "while Ur 3rd leg is erect



Wonders de happen 4 this country

sharap wonders for which country? Must u insult ur country evritym!!!!!!dis shit do hapens in oda countries n not naija alone.....abeg try mek sense anada tym

olumaxi: D useles nigga ought to av had 70-80% assurance of gettin laid b4 embarkin on dat journey.....though am not based abroad,but i stil get laid by my internet friends...in a nutshel,ALL GIRLS r dsame,it depends on ao wel u play ur card

lol bro u r damn rite.....

best2com: JSS 3 writing 3rd term exam?? Aren't they supposed to be writing "Junior WAEC"?

wanted to ask too....maybe dey write in dier state buh in delta nafin like third term exams for jss3 students

kombats: See as that guy dey copy dat girl abeg make him borrow small shame nah
God bless nigeria GEJ is working... The student are answering PEJ english exam

for ur mind u dy contribute sumfin to d topic...u c any gal for dere abi dey weld ur eyes?

adenitemi: Other teams are winning 7-1, ours are getting banned!!! Naija, I hail ooOOOoooOOoOO!!!

ban or suspension? Guy wake up ur idea

abatically: At least I talk reality, I don't live in fantasy like u. You lots view things from one angle only, if u think deep u will find truth in what I wrote. Again, what I wrote is for the intellects, not for myopic minds like u.

....my guy u r tlkin nonsense....if to say mexico loose dah match wihout ref considering dose goals....guy mexico 4 over complain n even go d extend of saying dey were rob....so jux chill n stop vomiting nonsense