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AlhajiBitcoin:
What we eat in Nigeria is not food.

Can the reader mention the last time he or she ate salad or cheese ??

When they drink tea, it's the N20 sachet or N50 sachet. May God help this country.

Some people don't know there is 1kg milk and Milo. They have never tasted it.

These days in Nigeria eating chicken is seen as luxury.

somehow:
So they told you Garri and soup is no balanced diet?

What constitute a balanced diet and do you need to spend 2.5m in 2 months to have 'Balanced' diet?

Say what you know bro.... It is a fact that garri has little to no nutritional value. Besides, the lady in question never said she spent whole 2.5m on food, but on her total 2 month stay in Nigeria which is understandable. PLEASE LEARN TO COMPREHEND BEFORE COMMENTING!

flyca:
How much doea the average person earn in the UK?
What is the minimum wage in the UK?

It depends on age group, 16-18,18-21,21-24 and 24 upwards(this catetory earn nothing less than £1450, roughly around 1 million naira)

slowice:
That's is why we only eat garri and soup, rice and beans then spag and indomie. As a Nigerian, you can't afford daily balance diet(proper meals) for a family of 6 even if you earn a million monthly. You will definitely go bankrupt.

The worst is someone will still be shouting sai barber after drinking garri without sugar. Suffering and smiling people full dis country.

Some certify odes are already packaging atiku and Tinubu for next election. Imagine the stupidity?

Most Nigerians are malnourished, but they don't know that.

Kiasa:
1. Just like the op and others are entitled to air their views I am entitled as well.

2. I am not trying to change the op's mind nor anyone's else's mind but I will refute lies, generalisations and exaggerations.

3. The op experienced 4 months, not years but months in the US and bragged about the little money he made during that time which is nothing, a teenager earns more at McDonalds.

He lied and degraded people he wasn't there long enough to get to know. The real reason he made this thread is to let everyone know that he went to the US and the amount of money he scammed while he was there which can't even pay the rent.

You sound a bit upset, i think you need to calm down...

Derende:
I must be very sincere with you getting a 2000 dirhams job as a fresher on a tourist visa now in the UAE is like passing a needle through a camel eyes.
The jobs you can get as a fresher in the UAE can range from 1100 to 1700dirhams.
And most of the jobs that even pay the 1700 won't even give you accommodation, so at the end of the day you will still be falling back to 1100 to 1500 dirhams salary as a fresher.
I always advice those coming to Dubai that have good budget to avoid coming here with tourist visa. If you have up to 1.1 to 1.2million naira It is better you process a two year work permit visa from Nigeria. That is the only sure way you will enjoy Dubai a bit when you arrive. But coming here on a tourist visa to look for job you may likely find your first two years in the country not that funny.

Thanks for the info man. You come across as a lovely soul, do you mind if we become friends?

Kiasa:
Those fake Jews only experienced the Holocaust and nothing else.

You need to understand not every Nigerian share the same view with the op, he ain't our spokesman and dosen't represent us, matter of fact, he is just an individual entitle to air his views - some of his claims are outright exagerations and some overt generalisation. However, i wonder why you feel you need to reply every comment here, you can't change some people view nomatter how you try, thus i suggest you give it a rest.

Derende:
Yea,it is with visa and insurance. But as at now the amount for a three months visa and insurance should be hovering around 184k due to exchange rate.
As for courses I feel it is okay if you have the money .

God bless you bro... I like the way you explain every vital information without witholding it. My question is how hard is it to get a job that pays 2000aed a month?

Nozino:
It is almost impossible to catch an STI via MouthAction.

That is outrightly false and a claim which could easily be debunked. For the sake of your wellbeing, never engage in MouthAction without a dental dam(especially with a random lady), you will put yourself at risk of contracting all sort of STIs, i repeat never. Lastly, as they say he that has ears shoud hear...

godfirstawe:
Spends 3mins in a 160 degree chamber daily to increase heart pump?

How is that possible?
Can human survives 160 degree temp?

somethings there are exagerated. For instance, he dosen't sleep 8hr at a stretch but 90mins nap 5 times a day, how could one explain this?

adslipps:
Ajman of all places? I'm sure your brother travelled on a tourist visa.

What is wrong with Ajman bro?

Just like someone above said, you don't give anyone your money untill it's beyond reasonable doubt the visa is out and legit. By the way,Avoid the wolves up there masquarading as agents like the plague......he that has ears should hear!

You've been being properly advised by the above commenters - being nice to your neigbhours ain't gonna harm you in anyway,of course no one is suggesting you trust them easily, that would be naive of you, but atleast simple greetings and a bit of casual talk will go a long way in forstering good relations between you. Additionally, if such nasty incident should repeat itself, don't hesitate to inform your landlady immediately, i belive she would handle the issue appropriately. And don't ever physically assault anyone bro, that could very much land you in trouble with the police, i belive that is the last thing you will ever want. Stay safe and enjoy your stay in your anonymous country(pun intended).

Numerouno94:
Lol, see comments, everybody they vex.

My brother almost everywhere don red o, the goverment are not doing at all.

Celebrate what exactly? 60 years of stagnation and failure as a country?

Truvelisback:
Aside car, the kind of job u do, the kind of house u live, the kind of food u eat, the kind of clothes u wear, the kind of phones use will tell that u av money.

Even the fragrance you wear, the smoothness and freshness of your skin, the tech gadgets you use, infact you don't even need to say a word, you outlook alone will speak for you.

Truvelisback:
Aside car, the kind of job u do, the kind of house u live, the kind of food u eat, the kind of clothes u wear, the kind of phones use will tell that u av money.

Even the fragrance you wear, the smoothness and freshness of your skin, the tech gadgets you use, infact you don't even need to say a word, you outlook alone will speak for itself.

sunshineV:
say it to the nl men painting all women "useless"

You mean replying every wayward monicker everytime 24/7, isn't it better to ignore since some their comments does not reflect reality?

sunshineV:
all these wahala on top the ladies y'all call useless? werey ni gbogbo yin

why are you painting all men with the same brush due to the irresponible act of few?

EHoudini:
Spare us this nonsense already. The country is in crisand itering the paverye 9 in theiThey want the world to given to them because they studied medicine? You ask you to? o and slave there and spare us this horsesh.t. For, they would soon join the league of the super rich. Abi?
Nansens

This thread is filled with people like you who keep regurgitating on the backward argument that would-be emigrant Nigerian doctors receiced subsidised education which is not entirely true. Medical courses in most public universities are not as heavily-subsidised as you all are making it seem. Infact,the average tuition-fee for medical courses is around 150k,which is much to ask from students whose sponsorers are mostly the working class. And just before you reply angrily like a tiger, you need to know that university students in KSA have access to not only free education but also free learning materials,which your deeply-currupt and useless goverment can only dream of providing.

Goldbw122:
Many dangerous things that i have done in my childhood days, from starting a machine that nearly cut my hand to nearly drinking a acid.

We thank God for his grace. Thankfully, that machine did'nt harm your hand.

Qatar2022:
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You will get a job with a very good salary but you have to wait after world cup

Ok bro... How do i reach out to you when the need arise?

Qatar2022:
It's not easy now because of world cup next year, before it's between 7 to 9 hundred thousand depending on the agent but now don't give anybody money because they will not get visa for you

Thanks for your prompt reply. Since you suggest after the tournament, how easily could one get a job there?

EMMANTOP1:
Nah wah o..I supported this man in 2015 like... Thinking he would be the savior to restore sanity.... I guess, this is a great lesson... #never put your trust in man... #man can fail u

Did you also supported him 2019?

Qatar2022:
Yes but I'm currently in Nigeria

how much will it cost one to relocate to Qatar?

TheGidRedpiller:
Ok

Nice reply, simps think all men share their pathetic trait.

Qatar2022:
All this comments here show none of you have travel before, what he said is completely true but you can't run from them just be smart that's all

bros do you leave in Qatar?

Jerryherd:




It's a free world .... Sensible people accross the world approach strangers in public, some to market a product, get directions or get acquittance with you

What a well cultured human with proper grooming , class and elite sophisticated attitude is to politely turn down the request for a chat


.

Well said bro... Funny thing is most of these rude bitches like the op are not only ugly and unappealing but also very dumb in real life. Not to talk of being dirty and unhygenic.

Tales of a fickle-minded simp, how irresponsible of you to cut her off for no apparent reason? You don't joke with people emotion like that. Its inconsiderate. That said, what stops you from blocking her on every channel completely? If you are serious you know What to do than disturbing us with pathetically dumb tales.

Just because we are dating dosen't mean a lady is entitled to my money, as some one above said, she ain't an orphan to begin with. You only give money when there is a pressing and urgent need for it - illness or an emergency else f**k that. However, Most men reward their gfs/wives good behaviours with unexpected generosity, often in the form of valuable gifts,which they deserve as a good woman deserves everything.

The act itself is perfectly healthy, addiction is where the problem lies. Get a girlfriend, engage in activities you enjoy - gaming,exercising and so on, and avoid watching porn since it is a trigger. Nothing is wrong with you bro, follow the aforementioned tips and enjoy your life.

Bornsinner7:
The question is "is there any law banning calls at checkpoints of policemen"??

All of Una begin they advice the guy say make him say sorry and move on..

Yeah it is good to say sorry and move on.. but with all this comments.. it shows that of all us as Nigerians have no right.. the country is damn broken.. imagine police man slap you for nothing and your right na to say sorry

Well.. I'm not saying that we should be stubborn towards law officers.. all I'm saying is that the country don bàjé

Well since my years of being a Nigerian in Nigeria.. I don't think I've heard about any law that forbids that..

it's audible to the blind that the country is a failing state. Besides, saying sorry won't take anything from the guy, besides it's the wisest thing to do. Arguing assertively with a NPF personnel who is hungry,underpaid,frustrated and ill-trained is foolishness. Better safe than sorry.