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Christianity Etc › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Gospel Singers With Highest Followers On Instagram by LINTUNE(m): 7:16pm On Jan 17, 2021
Chii59:
This guy looks rough.
u expect him on skin cut or what, seriously the hypocrisy in this country is shocking...
Christianity Etc › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Gospel Singers With Highest Followers On Instagram by LINTUNE(m): 7:14pm On Jan 17, 2021
Ifxmixx:
Chinedumo
the way I take love Mercy eh..
Education › Re: Will Nigerian Universities Resume This Month? by LINTUNE(m): 7:03pm On Jan 17, 2021
Chatflick:
Universities should be shut till next year
shutup

Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Swallows Cocaine In India During Drug Raid, Now Hospitalized by LINTUNE(m): 6:40pm On Jan 17, 2021
Simplyleo:
Assuming this is on a bet9ja site with odds as indicated

Na dem: 1.00012

No be dem: 5700

Even for free, I'm sure nobody will waste time staking the 5700 odd.

grin grin grin
mad man, ur tribal bigotry will lead u no where..
Romance › Re: What's Your Experience With Someone With A Strong Mouth Odour? by LINTUNE(m): 2:00pm On Jan 17, 2021
Ishilove:
My eyes were watering as he baptised me with breath that smelt like a soakaway pit. Wetin come pain me pass be sey he get deep and manly voice. Nigga was toasting me but I wasn't listening. I was too busy trying not to make him notice that the face I covered was not in thoughtfulness but in an effort at survival; surviving his paint peeling breath.
Choi...cos he broke abi..lol
Romance › Re: What's Your Experience With Someone With A Strong Mouth Odour? by LINTUNE(m): 1:59pm On Jan 17, 2021
Dreyton36:
I took a bike one day heading to the bus stop

It was an aboki guy

I noticed he's not asking the regular questions like "how much you go pay me"

"Where you they go "

And I like to always hook up a conversation with anyone carrying me , I'm very friendly with everyone and i end up paying extra

This man still hasn't uttered a single word

He was speeding so fast so I told him

Me: aboki abeg small small , no use me count point bros

Aboki: no vex

shocked I shock , the odour no be play at all , in fact I sneeze straight up

Aboki: this road no too good that is why I dey try Dodge the hole

Me: no worry bros just do your thing

Aboki: E be like say you new for this area

"At this point I don almost they cry

Me: aboki I say no worry just they go, abi we be friends?

Aboki : Ah oga we be friends na , all of us na friends

Me: I kept shut , praying I get to my destination on time

Aboki: oga u dey vex?

Me: Ogun naim go kill you , if Ogun no kill u nothing else fit kill u again , u wicked I swear

Aboki: oga wetin I do

Me: "shouting" wetin u no do ?
You no get conscience?
In fact drop me I no go again

He dropped me and I paid him the normal price , at that point my stomach was already paining me seriously grin

Share your experience , let's catch some cruise naija trouble too much sef


Lights up my kpoli in peace

@ilegendd
@Myndd44
@seun
@Lalasticlala
moonlight tales

Romance › Re: How Do Guys Married To Beautiful Wives Keep Them Away From Toasters (pics) by LINTUNE(m): 1:52pm On Jan 17, 2021
Kriss216:
But, Mabel is not fine and sexy na

Being light-skinned is not beauty. Beauty goes beyond complexion.
u for real?, with her face, height and physique, u say she is not fine or sexy? oga post ya babe, let's see..
Christianity Etc › Re: When Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by LINTUNE(m): 1:21pm On Jan 17, 2021
pocohantas:
Oxymoron...

Naija men are very generous and willing to please. You don’t need to DISTURB them.

A willing penis is always available, way more than portable clean water.
SMH, same with pussy..
Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Presently Dating? by LINTUNE(m): 12:16pm On Jan 17, 2021
iamL:
I don't do banter that's something I don't dig, I simply sense you felt offend cos I called u an 18yr old hence my apology. So pack well abeg.
y should u care if I felt offended na..what were u expecting initially, I should feel excited that u said those rubbish?
Family › Re: My Wife Gave Me The Shock Of My Life. Help! by LINTUNE(m): 8:47am On Jan 17, 2021
CalliDora1:
It's not right for her to make such a statement. It just goes to show how shallow some peoples' brains can be.

Does She think rape is pleasurable? For all she knows, the lady would have still died from being raped by those hefty men or worst still gotten infected with a deadly disease or ended with an unwanted pregnancy that will torment her for life.

The lady died a hero. And her death didn't go unavenged. so why is your wife saying she died for nothing?? She's narrow minded and cheap. You're not overreacting. In fact, if you can, show her my comment, let her learn how to reason and talk in matters like this.
all what u said that might happen if she got raped, are not certain..but she trying to resist, it's very certain she would be killed...let's face reality here, he who runs away, lives to fight another day..so his wife was just being Frank, if I was him, I wont even take such talk to heart in the first place, it's so petty of him..
Family › Re: My Wife Gave Me The Shock Of My Life. Help! by LINTUNE(m): 8:42am On Jan 17, 2021
Canadianelenu:
Recently, the increase in armed robberies and banditry has become a disturbing trend in Nigeria. It is even more horrendous when the men of the underworld not only steal when they attack but will also rape any unfortunate female caught in the invasion.

My wife and I were watching a real life crime documentary one evening and in the documentary, a lady was shot and killed after resisting rape advances from 6 men who invaded her residence.

Fortunately, the criminals were later caught using forensic evidence and paraded by law enforcement. These men were tough looking strongly built men who no doubts would have torn the lady apart if they had succeeded in raping her.

However, the shocker was when my wife of 4 years said, and I quote “she just died for nothing and has caused her family a lot of grief...if it were me, I would just let them have their way and live to see another day”.

Although this sounded very right, it also sounded very wrong at the same time and has since been messing with my head as I cannot get the picture out of my mind. We could both see that they were 6 hefty men and yet she felt she should have................

Ladies, am I over reacting and men, what do you think? How can something feel so right and so wrong simultaneously?
oga, u seriously have a problem..I'm sure u are the type that will flee like a coward when arm robbers visit ur home, leaving ur family at their own peril..
TV/Movies › Re: What's The Best Nigerian Movie You've Ever Watched? by LINTUNE(m): 12:37am On Jan 17, 2021
Blueelf:
Didn't like it

Ended badly
that's what makes it more thrillingly, it's not every time the good guys must win, ok..
TV/Movies › Re: What's The Best Nigerian Movie You've Ever Watched? by LINTUNE(m): 12:36am On Jan 17, 2021
Just finished watching "oloture", damn it worth the hype...it's so shocking that a nollywood movie would have such a wonderful storyline.. really top-notch...love the fact that my prediction about how the movie would end, wasn't correct, I'm really impressed Right now..
Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Presently Dating? by LINTUNE(m): 10:00pm On Jan 16, 2021
iamL:
Abeg sorry o.
as usual, u expected me to trade banters with u, well I'm happy I disappointed u..happy new yr..
Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Presently Dating? by LINTUNE(m): 8:04pm On Jan 16, 2021
iamL:
No need to get angry. I simply said the truth.
well have accepted ur truth..i hope u feel good knowing "ur truth though"
TV/Movies › Re: What's The Best Nigerian Movie You've Ever Watched? by LINTUNE(m): 7:03pm On Jan 16, 2021
debbydams:
Oloture
hmm..have got this movie on my system for over 5 months now, i just feel to reluctant to watch it, i guess ill have to check it out..
Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by LINTUNE(m): 6:56pm On Jan 16, 2021
airminem:
Shu! are you normal?! You have spent half your youthful age runing from brothel to ashaw.o rooms nobody touched you dental formula angry. . Why do you now pass such aggresion on an innocent guy that is have an affair with a baby moma at 15years(maybe she was raped i dont know) no she's old enuf and want to settle down with the op and you are hear charging like a rooster screaming 'chicken-out chicken-out'. . .mtcheeew. . You dnt know better than the op. . Neither of you are a 'REAL-MAN'. . .*spit angry
u are obviously a sissy, looking for female attentions here..calling u a slowpoke is an understatement..if u were wise, from the write up u would know she had a serious relationship even at age 15, or did she "break" up with her rapist?...u are just too foolish for me to start explaining things to, cos its definitely a waste of time.dont worry, u will soon see a baby mama, within that same age, wjth a child of 9 yrs, ok..
Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by LINTUNE(m): 5:59pm On Jan 16, 2021
Coden:
wink cheesy cheesy cheesy :DBrov Be calming down small small abeg e never reach to fight.
e de pain me na..na cos of guys like this , some gals de misbehave..imagine, 20 yr bby mama de give am sleepless night..shame!
Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Presently Dating? by LINTUNE(m): 5:56pm On Jan 16, 2021
iamL:
U are not more than 18.
im actually 15..u happy now?, oya swerve, gtf out of my mention..this yr, i don't have time exchanging words online, believe what ever u want to believe ok..
Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by LINTUNE(m): 5:36pm On Jan 16, 2021
Themainboy22:
Mtcheeew.. I think it's high time we stopped advising this people. Does it mean our men boys of nowadays, lose their common sense of reasoning at the sight of this Vagina people or what went wrong? A grown man of 26yrs asking wether to succumb and marry young girl of 20yrs, with a five years old pikin?. Which means she got pregnant at the age of 14/15yrs, beside more than other ten red flags staring at his face?. *spit!.
very stupid post..its so annoying how some men loose thier selfesteem at the sight of pussy, for christ sake, when u cum, at least u should come back to ur senses...op if i jam u real life, i go commot ya teeth, walai..
Celebrities › Re: Soso Soberekon: "Don't Go Broke Trying To Compete With People That Steal Money" by LINTUNE(m): 5:25pm On Jan 16, 2021
ednut1:
2021 and yeye motivational speakers tho

Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Presently Dating? by LINTUNE(m): 5:05pm On Jan 16, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:
Are you not confused like this?
grin[ just tryna confuse them haters..
Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Presently Dating? by LINTUNE(m): 10:01am On Jan 16, 2021
SavageBoy:
You are the childish oneundecided
y do u say so, we have certain physical attributes we wish our spouse possessed, perhaps if u could read very well, u would have noticed that her being dark is not even the reason of having doubt about marrying her in the future..
Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Presently Dating? by LINTUNE(m): 6:48am On Jan 16, 2021
hmm, to be frank im not sure o...she's very pretty and shapely, but she has some flaws..she can be so childish a times, she's the very jealous type, and funnily she's dark (not really a problem though)..to be frank eh, i love very fair pretty gals o, tall, and shapely, bae is really brown, snd not too catchy in my eyes cos of her complexion, im the type that loves flaunting my woman, so please dont judge me..when i said fair, i didn't mean bleached skin o, biko ...
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Experienced A Turn Off From Someone On Your First Date With Him/he by LINTUNE(m): 7:05pm On Jan 15, 2021
idahme:
E shock u too? The way some ladies reason is just unfortunate. Even her been the host, the guy should be the one spending before he becomes a good man. Interesting times.
its so terrible..
Romance › Re: If You Ever Consider Getting A Partner What Are The 5 Most Criteria? by LINTUNE(m): 11:39am On Jan 15, 2021
fineboynl:
my gene is among the best gene for a man you can find out there. hence I don't want to corrupt it.

secondly I don't want to tie potentials. but women should not be desperate looking for money. it's make them vulnerable to destructions. also they have little sense when it come to power and wealth.
i do tell ppl, women are way more egotistic than men, just give them opportunities or the resources to boost thier egos, then u will understand better..
Romance › Re: by LINTUNE(m): 11:19am On Jan 15, 2021
Chii59:
Aww. Thanks for the concern cheesy
huh[
Romance › Re: by LINTUNE(m): 11:07am On Jan 15, 2021
Chii59:
Sorry to burst your bubble.
I am not heart-broken. I created this thread to give redpillers some joy, just before I snatch it away.

Thanks for the care Magnoliaa
but u lonely
Celebrities › Re: Cultists Scatter Bella Shmurda's Show In Ilorin (Video) by LINTUNE(m): 6:38am On Jan 15, 2021
Vaselinelord:
omah lay na shoemaker abi with two big ep competing the very bests in nigeria
lol, if omalay de next rated category, then na him go win am, i didn't expect him to be in that category though..
Celebrities › Re: Cultists Scatter Bella Shmurda's Show In Ilorin (Video) by LINTUNE(m): 10:35pm On Jan 14, 2021
kenzysmith:
Is it only me wey never hear any of this guy songs? I swear I no joke o I no even kW am just they see him name for net worst still them come still nominate am for next rated
na him go win am sef, the guy manage get wordings for him song...if y no know am, then u are not really into naija music, last yr he had 2 very big hit songs...i know they hear him kind of song o, but i no go lie, the guy de try..
Family › Re: I Almost Had A Fight With My Mom by LINTUNE(m): 10:24am On Jan 13, 2021
Kriss216:
Do what makes her happy?? Is she God?
very stupid statement..he should do what makes her happy at his own detriment..

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