₦airaland Forum

Hotbutt:
Who can teach me how to play football
It seems like fun to everyone.
It will even help me slim down like Agbani Derogo

Thinkherbell:
In that Tweet, did the tweeter clarify the gender of the sponsor or the sponsee? You just jumped into conclusion

CSTRR:
She is currently doing her compulsory national service in the Israeli air force.

When dating an Israeli, just know you are dating a highly trained killer.

NaijaOlosho:
Kanye I am available.

I will cook
Wash
Mop
Bleed the hell outa u
Eat you
Always stand firm for you
Leave that stupid oyinbo woman alone let me give you African Love.

Lamanii22:
But tekno is fineee and shiny... Looks healthy regardless

Exc2000:
I think the daft one here is anyone who doesn't know Sex burns calories and energy hence chances of loosing body mass when over sexed


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Makavelli25:
leave that crazy clown alone


Don't be a simp, she should be the one requesting for your number ode

crazyclown:
A female lap

sapphiere:
Rubbish

pocohantas:
The polygamous gender is scared of being cheated on. One would have thought with how you guys encourage sleeping around- you’ll understand that a fellow bro has to nut somewhere. Sometimes with receipts...

Sha don’t kill yourselves like the FCMB woman’s husband. Men are not built for such pain.

CalliDora1:
Don't count on it though. It is what it is. Ain't no hangover anywhere. I don't drink

Happy new year.

virginprincess:
This talkative man again , it no longer 2k again, it now 5k, how many of nigeria men can afford urgent 5k? mtcheeeeeeeew..........HAPPY NEWYEAR NAIRALANDERS.

CalliDora1:
Didn't you see where I made a disclaimer that my brain was still initializing that morning? Be asking me now. Lol...

CalliDora1:
Lol... You wish but sorry to disappoint you, I'm not.

JBoy9:
I didn't mean to be rude. Besides, it is a new year. But madam, with all due respect, your phone light seems to be brighter than your brain

ibkayee:
Who told you that?

ibkayee:
Twerk

Zzor:
Good to read this about you, you can now talk to my friend virginprincess

Zzor:
I don't blame her and will not condemn her decision since most young men of these generation are nothing to write home about.Hbd to her old wine,the older the better

Zzor:
I know you be victim too

Zzor:
Yes,shame on you if you crossed over with sex, you need total deliverance.

humilitypays:
my brother, God alone knows, when I was a teenager I was so loved by girls, it was like charm. When I remember those days I just smile. Not that I was handsome, I think it has more to do with my God given intelligence, innocent look, strict discipline due to strict upbringing and my strong religious stance then.

You won't understand. My cousins made money off my head swindling girls, no joke. Some will go and lie to a girl crushing on me that tomorrow is my birthday and she would buy gifts and give them to give to me. I will just be receiving different happy birthday cards even when my birthday is far gone or far ahead.



Like I said, u won't understand. When I became a bit wild and spoilt, I used to wish those time could be reversed so I could rough handle some of the girls

humilitypays:
You are sounding just like a girl I grew up with who was so obsessed with me and funny enough, as we grew up, I was no longer attracted to her, my priorities and desire in a woman changed. To her and some childhood friends back then in school, she is beautiful but in my eyes she is just there (plane Jane) not attractive to me.


She tried to lure me into sex back then and I rejected severally because she doesn't look attractive enough to me. She saw me as a very disciplined guy who doesn't like sex then, but she didn't know that even then I rejected having sex with her, I had sex with one hot chick like that, yes friends said that chick was below my standard economically but a man's dick doesn't know standard. Our eyes eat differently.



My point is, get over the guy. He doesn't cherish you as much as you do. Free your heart to appreciate other guys before its too late, I don't know why its hard for most of you ladies to do.


If a guy is attracted to you, he will come to you himself at least you have shown him enough signs that you so much desire him, so free him and be happy with your life.


another thing is, when a guy comes from a rich family and he is well brought up and he is intelligent, forget it, he gets so tired of girls easily because he gets to meet too many freaking hot chicks who throw themselves at him for free making him develop dislike for girls.


I suffered this which made me start dating late.


My parents weren't rich but I was so fortunate that all girls loved me like kilode. Girls fought to be my friend. Girls bribed my cousins just to get close to me and this made me to dislike girls the more. Even in high school girls did all they can to get close to me but friends and male classmates stopped them and even used the opportunity to sleep with some, based on what some of the guys were telling me when we became men lol.


Pls forget the guy, the harder you try the more he dislikes you. Trust me there are hundreds of girls like you including white girls pestering him with love and making him dislike girls the more. Let him be, if he wants you, he will come to you himself. Just make sure there is open means of communication like social media, etc to make it easy for him to reach you when he probably develops the passion for you, which I doubt would happen.


There are far better guys than him, its your mind that's playing you.

If I can remember clearly, let me use myself as example again for you to understand how our minds work as male.


Of all the girls that were dying to get close to me, bribing my cousins, doing everything, it was only one girl that I secretly admired in my heart but I was too reserved and too shy to let her know. That girl liked me, she smiled at me seductively one day and gave me a kiss sign, but that was once and she blanked me completely from that day as I didn't respond. Do you know it was that girl that I kept thinking about for years I even secretly looked for a way to connect to her after we graduated from school but no way till today?

So free that guy. The more you throw yourself at him cheap, the more he dislikes you, that's men for you

Fvckhypocrite:
Abobi

Check your time and check the topic you are creating


Minister of simpoism

Fvckhypocrite:
Abobi

Check your time and check the topic you are creating


Minister of simpoism

Gaggii:
He said what would I like to take, I asked for cow tail pepper soup and Smirnoff. He said he can only afford the Smirnoff because he only had #1000 with him, and he will spend #500 as t.fee, so he cannot spend more than #500...

I teased him that I thought he was going to book a room so that we could spend some time privately, he said he knows a place that they collect #500 for short time, but they wont on generator for us. He said because he loves me he would trek home... I kuku ma Japa for poverty.