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I advise you get the book 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' by Robert Kiyosaki and the series that follow it. It is a good thing that you teach your child financial literacy at this age, since it is not taught in the schools. When you read these books and more, you will learn how to teach your child to make money work for him instead of working for money. Also be careful of who you listen to for advice, because many people hide under the guise of spirituality to cover up for their ignorance and deficiences in confronting the realities of life. Cheers.

You just told somebody something true serious and important and he/ she asked "are you serious? as in just like a fad ( it's annoyiing really) what response is best for such stupid comment[quote]

Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??

No, it's the Story of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. So, get your copy Now or Pronow.

Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??

No, it's the Story of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. So, get your copy Now or Pronow.

Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??

Nope, it's the story of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. So, get your copy Now or Pronow.

[quote author=nnenna.1]Huh? So you're saying that people with sickle cell (genetic trait) should not be existing anymore?

[/quote]Did you miss your 'Comprehension' classes in school that you do not understand a simple and straight forward grammatical expression? I advise that you reread what you responded to. [quote author=nnenna.1]

Train up a child in the right way and in the way of the Lord, so that when he becomes an adult, he will not bring shame and disgrace to his family name. Contentment with Godliness is great gain.

wonderz: It will be interesting to see some picture of cars in the flood... Just joking!!!!!

You are not joking. You are only being careful about what you say here so that someone will not misinterpret your motive.

WTF! A mopol slapped Davido!! and he couldnt slap back! I am highly disappointed in Davido. Now, Nosa or Nomso (whatever your name is) please take Davido back to the slapping spot, I want him to retaliate, and E ma da a duro o!

[quote author=Curious_city]What are the differences between these statements?

a) I LOVE U.
b) I LOVE TO LOVE U
c) I LOVE LOVING U.

My female colleague in the office keep telling me these every weekend. She says they mean different things
but I don't know.
Can someone explain?[/quote]There appears to be an intellectual divide btwn u and the babe; the babe has noticed this and she is now using it to give you brain combustions. I advise you take some time out to rebuild ur intel.

slimyem: am i the only one who thinks the op is male fronting as a female....and that this is a kinda scam in process?

Not only does it look like spam, it looks like a ritualist is on d prowl! With such names as the poster's name and claiming to be a witch for Jesus, it is suspect.

egbeman1: A got a pin of one chick through a friend,I added and chatted wit her,the next day she visited me and we had nice time...
Am actualy thinking of going on a serious date with her,but dnt know if its advisable,cos its possible she does dat to any other guy on her contact

Bingo or what did you call urself. U meet a gal for d first, she bleeped you and u r complaining, whot do u think she is thinking of U, a foolish bingo of cors who has no control over his DKNY!

DonJuan1: @ OP thanks for the question but what about the kind of guard dog for a house/home with little children?

A hyena or a Wild Boar will be a good option.

Just buy a bingo and take him wit u wiaever u r going! Trust me, they r better than Rotweillers and Alsatians. Just buy a bingo and take him wit u wiaever u r going! Trust me, they r better than Rotweillers and Alsatians.

1. Before entering into a vehicle especially if u live in Lagos, take a quick glance at the faces of the occupants of the vehicle and quickly analyse them before you enter; and in case you have entered before you realize something funny, look for every opportunity to disembark. 2. Wear dark-coloured clothes at night and sneakers too. 3. If you are walking in a dark and lonely road or path, walk fast and dangerously like a predator, if you can; its always easy to spot a prey. 4. If anyone calls you in the dark, pls shun!! 1. Before entering into a vehicle especially if u live in Lagos, take a quick glance at the faces of the occupants of the vehicle and quickly analyse them before you enter; and in case you have entered before you realize something funny, look for every opportunity to disembark. 2. Wear dark-coloured clothes at night and sneakers too. 3. If you are walking in a dark and lonely road or path, walk fast and dangerously like a predator, if you caaaan; its always easy to spot a prey. 4. If anyone calls you in the dark, pls shun!! 8

onajitespeaks: The way quotes are pasted u will think there is a war going on in kad.Most pple report based on heresay.I only saw one survellance helicopter hovering but no military helicopter or blaring sirens.So it is relatively quiet.Every body knw in level for Kd....no body dey fear.KAD NA FIRE FOR FIRE.

Which area r u? Just to confirm ur post, can u kindly go to some of the earlier mentioned places to verify if there are riots there truly. Thanx

onajitespeaks: The way quotes are pasted u will think there is a war going on in kad.Most pple report based on heresay.I only saw one survellance helicopter hovering but no military helicopter or blaring sirens.So it is relatively quiet.Every body knw in level for Kd....no body dey fear.KAD NA FIRE FOR FIRE.

Which area r u? Just to confirm ur post, can u kindly go to some of the earlier mentioned places to verify if there are riots there truly. Thanx

toria1980: hello guys
a word of advice from you to me

i will b graduating dis year from sch in d UK and am thinking of coming back to naija to serve

with all this comment about NYSC, am confused..... i need your advice if its ok to come back home and serve my country

Toria. I served a while ago, but my friends from oversea universities got to choose their places of postings, so i presume that this rule applies across the board. Altho i advise u verify dis. What did you study? Do u have peep in Lagos? Do u have energy? Can u cope with stress? Lagos stress I mean?

toria1980: hello guys
a word of advice from you to me

i will b graduating dis year from sch in d UK and am thinking of coming back to naija to serve

with all this comment about NYSC, am confused..... i need your advice if its ok to come back home and serve my country

Toria. I served a while ago, but my friends from oversea universities got to choose their places of postings, so i presume that this rule applies across the board. Altho i advise u verify dis. What did you study? Do u have peep in Lagos? Do u have energy? Can u cope with stress? Lagos stress I mean?

Dyt: my bf gives me 10k every week and is still not enuf

And how much do ur parents give you?

logicboy: Yes and no.


How is an illiterate shoemaker going to know
Some like, many here on Nairaland are educated and willfully ignorant. These people deserve condemnation and to be poor

Such persons are called 'Educated Illiterates'. The difference btwn them and the Shoemaker is just the Certificate.

[quote author=Idi-Amin]Naija, we hail thee!

Dana aircraft flight data recorder sent to the United States for analysis to determine the cause of the crash because not a single soul in 168 million people knows how to analyse a data recoder because DNA samples have been sent abroad to identy the remains, cos not a single soul in 168 million people can do DNA anal

YET..... most of us know what goes on in heaven, and even speak one-on-one to jesus christ everyday, some speak in heavely languages, know what the mind of God is on any matter, know what the will of God, what God permits & what he does not permit

Yet ordinary toothpick, we don't produce
Shiooor!!![/quote]@ least, its better to wait for 50 days than having to wait for 7 and 6 years before being informed by the Minister for Aviation that the Sosoliso, ADC and Bellview crash reports are now ready.

fellis: How appalling.

I noticed that some of these planes are nearly as old as Nigeria herself. What this means is that some of them were engineered and constructed in the 1970s.

We have been through a lot of things in Nigeria and as Nigerians. We have laid all the blames on people, circumstances, situations, etc. However, i noticed that we ourselves hardly take responsibilities for our day to day actions that have an overall impact on the citizens and on the nation in the long run. Nigeria is in the state that it is today because of the levels of ineptitude, inexperience, inability, inadequacies, incongruity and all the other 'ins' that persons in leadership have shown; mind you, they are still Nigerians just like us, elected by fellow Nigerians. As the saying goes, 'no one gives what he does not have'; persons in leadership are only giving to us what they have embedded in the core of their beings. So, let us stop blaming GEJ for not being what we want him to be, he is only giving us what he has.

dabrake: new way to cross a nigerian road : look left, look right, look left, look up, look right, then keep looking up till you are through.
when taking a walk in 9ja, keep a mirror perpendicular to your face near your nose. as you walk, you look at the mirror. the mirror is to help you view objects in the sky without you looking up


signed
NEMA

Also pray while you watch; watch and pray.

Ladies and gentlemen on Nairaland. I have read this info both as reported here and as narrated on that newspaper link. I have issues with the info provided to us to feed on. Firstly, if you are used to plane routes, you will notice that the route that the aeroplane crashed is for incomings alone i.e. arrivals alone. Departures are another route. It is not possible for both arrivals and departures to take the same route; it is simply not possible. So the plane that crashed was an incoming plane (if you check the confused newspaper report, you will see for yourself). Secondly, the lil girl that was pulled out of the rubbles couldnt have been on the plane because, the plane 'crashed'.

Finally! Zebrudaya has met his match.

Were Zebrudaya her Engrish tisha?

Gentlemen! There is also d possibility that it was one of d robbers standing watch outside dat answered the SOS call to d police; hence the non appearance of d police until after d robbery, by which time they had changed back into their police uniform.

I see you ooooo

PLESSING FOR UMBLERRA!!!

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u are jobless!

Hey Dharniel! Y would you say he is jobless? He has more than enough in his hands to do and you call him jobless!! Or to give you the benefit of the doubt, what exactly did you mean to say about this genius and an extraordinary guy?

Adamu. I must commend you for your ingenuity and thotfulness. Really cool! This is something I have always dreamed of but could never get myself to do, but seeing my fellow Nigerian brother delve into this aspect of work, I say, more power to your elbow. May our God give you the strength to do more than this. Thumbs up.

fresh air 2011

Is he going to manufacture the fresh air or fart

No, they are going to import it. Plans are already being made .