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Romance / Re: Stop Misinterpreting Our Kind Gestures by lipsyliscious: 12:32pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
tpacalipse: The truth of the matter is that confusion knows no gender.very true! BT still I don't c y wen a person is being polite some guys will just start seeing oda tinz. I'm polite to a fault, a bike man, a market seller, my course mates, everyone. I hate being snubbed so I tend not to snub or offend anyone, I'm always all smiles n ready to b nice because I hate to hurt pples feelings because I know how I get wen pple hurt mine. I guess I should just start sending out d ryt messages from d start so I don't hv to start regretting my being polite |
Romance / Re: What The Hell Is Wrong Wit All These Kids And Their Virginity Fuss... by lipsyliscious: 12:22pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Raymondenyi: Now I write, n I write 4rm an abundant flow of inexplicable knowledge I have gathered 4rm an antiquity of experience, n as thus I needed b given serious n unabated audience...oh pls give me a brk Mr Mature, n u don't know d difference btwn taught n thought . Anyway pple hv d right to hype wateva dey lyk, it's ur bizness if u get pissed, y are u creating a thread about it wen dey will keep doing it? N by d way wat is so wrong in hyping virginity wen it is so easy to give it up n harder to keep it. If ones religion frowns against "Fornication " den one has d ryt to b proud since one hs succeeded in obeying ones faith. If dis bothers u so much. Den go rub okra all over ur body who cares bout how mature u are 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Advice- “I Allowed My Best Friend Have Sex With My Wife, Have I Made A Mistake?” by lipsyliscious: 11:14am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Dis one na skelewu tinz! nairalanders I got 2 hear ur comments about how dis is a big lie... with my can of coke n pop corn 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Sometymes Beauty Is A Burden.......... by lipsyliscious: 11:06am On Oct 04, 2013 |
I just had to luk at d profile pics wen d op kept on getting attacked n I must say I was... u know d rest |
Romance / Re: 8 Things Men Secretly Desire In Their Partners by lipsyliscious: 8:22pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
This list is not meant for nairaland men, from deir posts u cn tell 80% of dem prefer tight pussys, big bottoms and bosoms, n so on na joke oh |
Romance / Re: MTN Stealing Habits by lipsyliscious: 8:16pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
@op u're dating a customer care agent and u cheated so she's getting bk at u! WTF wat does dis hv to do with d romance section? Must everyone create a thread? |
Romance / Re: MTN Stealing Habits by lipsyliscious: 8:15pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
sunny t: |
Romance / Re: Which One Should I Marry Among These Three Girls??? by lipsyliscious: 8:10pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Gabriel_sylar: He should marry the one with the most feminine attitude which is the first one...cos the third one is a man-woman....I can't marry a woman that behaves like a man...invest ko invest ni...mschewwwwwwwur wife will be a bimbo oh! Trophy wife tinz, I lyk ur style shaa... |
Romance / Re: Stop Misinterpreting Our Kind Gestures by lipsyliscious: 8:00pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Teenzy: When u're being nice to a guy,very caring and smile when he talks, the next thing he does is to ask u out sooner or later thinking u have feelings for him....so many people av told me about their experiences and its really annoying...tank u very much! because I smile a lot, guys will start to tink I'm tripping, meanwhile I'm just trying to show d nigga my nice dentition one even tried to kiss moi one day, he is currently on my 'forever to b snubbed list'. I'm just naturally a polite person, I had rather lie dat hurt feelings, so wen I'm all smiles dey tink I lyk dem, in my mind "Nigga I smile at everything n Everyone. smiling makes me happy!" |
Family / Re: Messed Up Situation With A Wrong Woman by lipsyliscious: 7:46pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Jenams: Run!RUN!!!!!! Even if u need to borrow my legs, I dash u with those of my sisters sef |
Romance / Re: Romance Riddle From The Romance Professor BG by lipsyliscious: 7:34pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Egole? How much will u pay 4 d answer? |
Romance / Re: Sometymes Beauty Is A Burden.......... by lipsyliscious: 7:32pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Queeneth556: u cant go incognito or unnoticed...every1 wanna know wats going on in your life.....guys hassel you and dnt wanna take no for an answer.....u are looked on lustfully wen u passingby and de list goes on and on...add urs 2u think it's a burden? Den try being ugly maybe wen u are looking for d attention u will feel beta 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Want What Belongs To Me Back-claims Ex Girlfriend by lipsyliscious: 7:28pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
@op d babe sounds lyk all dis girls dat will end up on The Sun newspaper for pouring acid on her lover because she was jilted just saying. And don't forget that African juju is real oh... |
Romance / Re: What Is Your Selling Point? by lipsyliscious: 7:25pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Enegod: am not for sell..I'm pricelessu are not for sell bt u are for sale u sound lyk all dis ndi igbo traders |
Romance / Re: I Want What Belongs To Me Back-claims Ex Girlfriend by lipsyliscious: 5:57pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
With my pop corn n can of coke, waiting to read replies dis na real gobe! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Skinned Girls Witch Hunt Fair Girls And Accuse Them Of Bleaching! by lipsyliscious: 5:44pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
@op its DARK skinned, anyway it has become a sort of norm for Nigerians to accuse others of bleaching. D reason is simple, Nigerians hav unconsciously associated light skin with beauty and dark skin with ugliness. I am in no way saying dis is true. A lot of Nigerians have soo traumatised dark skinned girls dat dey either go on to bleach or tone as u call it or flat out vent their anger on fair pple. But if u note clearly dis is not just done by dark pple bt by most Nigerians, old women, gossips etc. it has become a sort of norm to suspect anyone who is fair or is getting fairer of bleaching. U find pple actually discussing someone's complexion, anyway @op u sound lyk u are bleaching and hv being accused, lemme ask u d age old nigerian question "@op u Don dey fair oh, which cream u dey use? Abi u Don dey bleach?" |
Romance / Re: Guys Have No Right To Be So Choosy by lipsyliscious: 5:29pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
@op u are very funny oh, I can't even use my class as a standard because d fine guys dere can b counted. Lemme count it... dere is dis dark, cute one, n den dere is dis fair one, he's my friend so I don't c him as cute as I used to, n dere is a 3rd one with fine pink lips. Any oda one dat may b fine is challenged in their wardrobe, dey dress so terribly dat one can't c d face! d case of my course mates is so bad dat wen my friend, a female engineering student came to c me in class she made dis comment, "No b say all my course mates fine oh, bt even if na small swag dey get, not even one sef for dis ur Class" my dear pple I burst laff! Maybe it's cos I'm in a science class reading a six year course n my course mates are just nerds! |
Romance / Re: Guys Have No Right To Be So Choosy by lipsyliscious: 5:20pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
ejiykzazi2007: because we dont paint our faces lyk gals do. Remove make up frm gals nd u wil shout...did we tell u pple not 2 put on make up? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My GF Turns Out To Be A Lesbian by lipsyliscious: 4:47pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Ask for a party except u are actually gay |
Romance / Re: Has Anyone Done This Before by lipsyliscious: 4:43pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Pls send it to my account instead, e go reach for my BlackBerry subscription |
Romance / Re: Why Are Short Girls Mean? by lipsyliscious: 10:00pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Princelyod: dont take it personal...there re better ways to tell us that you re short.anyway,try to be nice,who knows you might make a difference amongs people of your heightn must u take it personal dat u're tall n dumb? Who knows maybe one day u will discover dat 1+1=2 |
Romance / Re: Difference Between A Yankee Post And A Naija Facebook Post. by lipsyliscious: 11:09am On Sep 30, 2013 |
U forgot to add "How dose this change d price of garri in Ijebu market?" nigerians won't kill me! Lmao! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Qualities That Would Make You Not To Date Him/her by lipsyliscious: 8:51pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Sagamite:as far as they would go thru wat a normal guy in a relationship would just to nyash d girl den dey dated her, saying dey did it just for d nyashing is self deceit because dey had to overlook her stupidity just for d nyashing, n dis could b for quite a period of tym, till dey are satisfied |
Romance / Re: Why Are Short Girls Mean? by lipsyliscious: 8:37pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Dear op dere should b a sequel to dis thread, with topics lyk "Y are tall pple Dumb?" "Y do fat girls think they are Curvy?" "Y do all skinny girls think dey should b Models?" "Y do some short men carry afro, to increase their Height?" 'y do fine boys hv small ding dong?" n so on n so forth, u can even do part 2 of dis thread with d heading "Y are Kim Kardashian n Rita Dominic mean? Is it becos dey are Short?" I think wen u're done, ur life will b fulfilled, mtchewww...! |
Romance / Re: Was It A Crime To Girl In Relationship Straight Dat U Are Not More Interested. by lipsyliscious: 7:42pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
With d way u write I'm sure it was pretty hard for her to decode ur 'not interested ' message, dats y she's still trying |
Romance / Re: Qualities That Would Make You Not To Date Him/her by lipsyliscious: 7:38pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
All dis long list tho, bt 80% of dis guys would Zap a gud looking girl weda she is a bimbo or not n would even go on to hv a relationship with her tho they myt not hv future plans. |
Romance / Re: I Think She Aint Yet Mature. by lipsyliscious: 12:06pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
Stop being authoritative with ur sister, as hard as it is 2 accept she's an adult. I don't know her so I can't tell if she's actually mature in all ramifications to get married bt as I 4 her age, she's definitely not 2 young. The fact dat she's ur younger sister may b d reason y u still find her immature. Anyway, a month is 2 short a period 2 make such a decision bt an engagement dosent necessarily end up in marriage, convince ur sister 2 bring him over 2 get 2 meet him, talk 2 him n know his intentions. Advice ur sister to complete school first as she still has one more year b4 getting married, it will therefore b a long engagement n she would use her final year in school 2 study dis guy. She's head over heels in love n most of her mates are probably talking bout marriage n Dats y 2 her it probably seems perfect. Btw don't try 2 rule her life dear brother, she's ur baby sister n not a baby |
Romance / Re: Can A Lady's Backside Determine Her Destiny? by lipsyliscious: 8:22am On Jul 04, 2013 |
Well it's simple physiology. Men are stimulated in increasing order by word, touch and sight. D highest stimulation 4 a man is sight so the chances of a woman with well developed secondary sexual characters finding a man is higher than for a woman who is less endowed. In a country like Nigeria, this will b a big deal 4 men as this features are not as common as in a country like south Africa. I read a comment about nature being fair, I assure u nature is far from being fair at all times. D most beautiful girl can still turn out 2 b d most intelligent. In life, everyone does not have d same luck, chances, qualities, and strong points. Yeah 4 a woman how beautiful u are plays a major role in ur life and how u chose to use wateva life brings will determine whether those thousands of men lusting after ur behind will make or Mar u. As d'prince said 'what's ur selling point?' u myt not have it but u can sell d one u have, or just get surgery or maybe d latest nyash pad, hehehe. One more tin, women increase during pregnancy and if u don't take care, all ur endowment can turn to b a punishment wen ur breasts start 2 double in size n ur hips too, dats d body's way of preparing u 4 lactation, d so called flat chested girl is no longer flat chested as her modified sweat gland a.k.a boobs no longer seems flat at all after a pregnancy. |
Romance / Re: Can A Lady's Backside Determine Her Destiny? by lipsyliscious: 8:22am On Jul 04, 2013 |
Well it's simple physiology. Men are stimulated in increasing order by word, touch and sight. D highest stimulation 4 a man is sight so the chances of a woman with well developed secondary sexual characters finding a man is higher than for a woman who is less endowed. In a country like Nigeria, this will b a big deal 4 men as this features are not as common as in a country like south Africa. I read a comment about nature being fair, I assure u nature is far from being fair at all times. D most beautiful girl can still turn out 2 b d most intelligent. In life, everyone does not have d same luck, chances, qualities, and strong points. Yeah 4 a woman how beautiful u are plays a major role in ur life and how u chose to use wateva life brings will determine whether those thousands of men lusting after ur behind will make or Mar u. As d'prince said 'what's ur selling point?' u myt not have it but u can sell d one u have, or just get surgery or maybe d latest nyash pad, hehehe. One more tin, women increase during pregnancy and if u don't take care, all ur endowment can turn to b a punishment wen ur breasts start 2 double in size n ur hips too, dats d body's way of preparing u 4 lactation, d so called flat chested girl is no longer flat chested as her modified sweat gland a.k.a boobs no longer seems flat at all after a pregnancy. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Please All Judge My Pics Am I Handsome by lipsyliscious: 3:49pm On May 19, 2013 |
I will rather judge d background |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is 3 Months Pregnant, We had s3x Just 1 Month 2 Weeks Ago... by lipsyliscious: 11:36pm On May 16, 2013 |
mo6man:yeah I'm sure but honestly I can't pinpoint any hospital I'll make some findings. U can also inquire I'm sure d technology should have reached Nigeria. Have u guys gone 2 anoda hospital yet? N pls stop sounding as if u're completely sure no1 else touched her. I hate 2 say dis bt if she's as good as u're saying den it could have bin rape. May get back 2 u |
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