D poster sef no dey respond

@dvdon u're 4ny oh,chyke me in pidgin english 4 d 1st tym in a university?! Xcept u're trying 2 crack me up with dat 'jigijigi' line! Abeg joor,good English weda simple or not is very necessary,if I've bin tripping 4 u n d 1st tin dat comes out of ur mouth while trying 2 chat with me is 'baby I lyk u,I bin don dey c waka 4 hia,my names are mathew lawrence,biko can I get urs n ya digit' u should know d rest na! Its a university,girls get toasted a lot,wat makes u tink she won't just categorise u 2 b lyk d rest?except of course she has bin tripping, Outside skul can b a little different bt inside? Duh...!

2 much talk just 4 1 babe,poster no b akpako u just wan nak abi do u lyk her 4 real? Move on joor

Sam xiu lee: hell yeah,give fake names/nos,act dumb,and switch tables,just wait a couple of years and they won't bother you anymore,then you will be looking @ your older self in the mirror and be asking your self what is wrong with me.
You shouldn't treat your admirers/fans like that except if they are stalking you.you should have style and grace when u r turning down their request,a simple my name is bimpe sorry I dnt give out my no is polite enough than being rude.

na wa oh is it by force?! I'll neva beg 4 a mans attention in Jesus name ,amen n I do date as 4 ur info. Its lyk u've not seen pple who seem 2 have fun bugging u. Even if I don't say a word,they will follow me 4 miles,asking 4 ur numba wen u're just meeting dem 4 d 1st tym. Anyway y would undastand wen u're a creep reasoning blow d belt. I obviously said I don't do dis always

D answer is NO! Seriously! No human is perfect n above mistake,dis whole ish will definitely lead 2 conflict cos 1 day dere would b an expenditure of mine dat he won't approve of n vice versa. He should run his finances n I'll run mine. I wouldn't want sum1 2 scam me.We both know our responsibilities 2 d family n our goals

Seriously?! Sum1 is give EFULEFU,LEFULEFU's sister, a serious reply 2 her cooked up stupid tale? Una neva know d mumu poster,even her name tells it all

Wait... So d guy has not put a ring on my finger,he has not done anytin where he had 2 risk his life 4 me n den I'll take a bullet 4 him? Superstory! Biko I'm not Jesus Christ n even God is against suicide n taking a bullet is suicidal. How many Nigerian girls have risked deir lives n committed abortion only 4 d stupid boyfriends 2 jilt dem n marry sum1 else. Abeg I have not loved up 2 dat level d day I fall in love reach lyk dat I fit consider d tin,I can donate blood n even consider donating kidney bt take bullet(smh tales dat tickle d bum bum) mtchewww except he has done d same 4 me b4

Bros she na marine spirit,she don hook u with d tin! Lol, I think she just wanted a fling,she's probably even married. Move on

Honestly,is dis supposed 2 even b a topic? A lot of girls dat do playboy 4 hugh hefner don't even have tattoos yet dey go naked everyday! So if P-square were 2 propose 2 moi,I'll refuse cos they've got tats?! Anyway I love tattoos bt I don't have 1 cos I don't think it will suit moi especially cos I'm on d darker side,bt dat dosen't mean I should critise a guy or girl 4 getting 1. Pple read 2 much meaning in2 simple tinz. If my bf has a tattoo n it suits him,his luck. I don't lyk tats wen it goes xtreme bt dat dosen't mean sum1 dat lyks it would not marry. Tattoos have transcended 4rm representing sum1 dat has a questionable character 2 just sumtin dat is cool.if u want 1 get 1,bt don't break up with ur bf/gf over 1.simple!

@op u've gotten d best advice 'face ur books',most campus relationships end @ d gate! Anyway dis is kinda right bt u guys saying dis should pls remember pple have a social life,as far as d relationship is not a distraction 2 his primary goal in skul den dere's no harm in it. Have fun n roll with d trend,don't just go thru skul,let skul go thru u. Don't just place any skul relationship above u n ur studies. @ op I'm pretty sure if u had a ride n a posh room @ skul u won't b asking all dis questions,na money dey do u,lol, anyway goodluck with ur wooing technique dere are so many here

Red-Light:

nonsense!
Are u trying to kill his his self esteem or what?
its people like u that easily fall for players that will dribble u like messi and later try to commit sucide like that u.i girl! No offence

jeez! Creeps lyk u should try n visit an optometrist! Cos u're obviously blind! I'm trying 2 tell d op dat pick up lines won't work 4 a hot chick especially since a lot of guys are clamouring 4 her attention. Walking up 2 her n trying 2 chat her up would make her tink he's lyk d rest. Its a university community 4 christ sake,even the 'not so hot' girls get toasted a lot. Mtcheww... @ op try making ur meeting her look natural n coincidental. Since u're not in d same level u may not have sumtin 2 strike a convo bt look 4 sumtin. Don't walk up 2 her n make a fool of urself. Dere are so many ways of talking 2 her without making it looked planned n making an impression. Goodluck with wateva u come up with

dvdon: I will advise you to be urself try this out am issuing based on ur post. Walk up to her say d word 'Hi' definately with a good smile on your face and tell her your mind like 'I have been noticing n admiring you all these while but I was also wondering wat kinda person u r? U look 9ce n good to get acquinted to... I am ... And you r *wait for her name* all these should be done wif confidence, calmness and a controled smile and don't mind taking her hand gently from a shake gesture while talking then end it up by telling her dat u hope to meet her maybe d next day then let her go... Simple d next day 'Hi we meet again.... Can I hv ur number i always desired to... GOOD LUCK

I laugh in Spanish! @ op don't try some tinz here oh! D girl is a hot catch 4rm wat u said n dis definitely won't work. I'm in skul n I know how many guys ask 4 my name,numba n pin evryday. I'm just exasperated by d whole tin. I'll just tell u straight 'it takes 2 2 tangle' n I'm not gonna tangle with u,I'm interested so pls let me b n if I'm in an effervescent mood,I'll give u a fake name n numba so u don't bug me. Sometimes I'll let u talk till I get 2 my destination n simply say thanks 4 d company. If I'm in a restaurant wen u start,I'll just pick up my food n switch tables. Of course I don't always do dis,bt dis is wat u're lykly 2 get if u start lyk dat

Height is important 2 sum pple n not 2 sum others,look @ Kris humpries n Kim K,did u c their height difference. Relationship involves compromise,u may never get exactly everytin u want in 1 person so even if u move on 2 anoder person u may still find out u have an issue with her. If u feel u cannot compromise in d case of height n u can bear 2 leave d relationship because of it den 5yn because its sumtin she has no control ova,so don't do sumtin u will regret bt if u can live with den go 4 her. But 4 me sha,my husband has got 2 b tall,I'm smallish n I wouldn't want smallish or short children lyk moi,so in d 1st place I wouldn't date a short guy

mystiqueem: oh, that my best friend would die on Dana Plane Crash in June 2012

aww... Dats so sad. I would love 2 advice myself 2 tell my secondary skul principal not 2 get on dana plane 2.dere so many tinz 2 say 2 myself... Jeez!

1st of all I don't lyk 2 refer 2 dem as 'illiterates',I prefer d term 'not formally lettered'. Anyway my answer 2 d question is N0! D only exception is if he is willing 2 go 2 skul n does start going 2 skul n d marraige won't take place until he has gone considerably far in his education. I love 2 have intelligent conversations n have some1 enlighten me. Wrong english is a big no no 4 me,I like 2 xpand my vocabulary not have sum1 bring it down 4 me. Having sum1 talk 2 me in very fluent english,simple or not,is a big turn on.

obitrac: well honestly as 4 me i think u shd give him a chance if he 2ruly luvs u.maybe u posses all d qualities he wants in a gal.why deny him dat. Ur sis shld understand where his heart lies.better to stick wit someone where dere is mutual love dan 4 a heartbreaker.love knows no boundary wether itz ur blood sis bf or fiance as long as they are not married,give him a chance after all u didnt seduce him in d 1st place

what is good 4 d goose is good 4 d gander! He will break her heart just as he is breaking her sisters heart! Love my fat ass!

Mumu! Who told u dat dat pic depicts how a lady should sit? Mtcheww...! No b only european counterparts na indian partners

Dere's notin wrong with her poster,it's actually cool 2 hang out with supossed geeks,a lot of my friends are 'geeks' n I lyk dem lyk dat. They challenge me intellectually n treat me lyk a baby sister. Most of d tym they have good intentions n u can b very real with them. I always mock my friend wen I tink he's crushing on a girl n I always encourage dem 2 have more fun. Hanging out with nice n gentle pple some label as 'geeks' is more fun dan u think

Questions 4 toto dikeh,questions dat tickle d bum bum

Never again will I date without vengeance,u do me 1 n I do u 2,I shower u with small attention n u form busy,u give me attention n I form 'busiest'. F**k love,some pple will not learn until u put dem in ur shoes!

Obinoscopy: You didn't get my ALUU question. I asked would you support a reprisal attack on the villagers for lynching those 4 students. After all, that is what any emotional Uniport student would think of after hearing of the brutal killing

no its not justified because u will kill innocent pple in d process,bt dat does not have anytin 2 do with rape,read d story again n u will get d difference,u should look @ how d life of d child is likely 2 b led wen he is born in hate,he may b constantly reminded dat his father is/was a rapist, so stop thinking dat u're thinking of d child wen u've not looked @ how he will suffer 4 d sins of his if he's not aborted wen d mother has clearly stated she can't bear d trauma

Obinoscopy: In other words, you're saying its justificable to murder an innocent child (your own child) for a crime committed by his father?

In the same vein would you justify the reprisal killings of innocent women and children of ALUU community if the students had done the reprisal killings?

I will give u a simple reply. I was told of a story,which I can't confirm its verascity,of a woman who beat her 6yr old son 2 death. D child was d product of molestation n due 2 her parents christian belief dey insisted she keep d baby wen dey found out she was pregnant. D girl went on 2 keep d child but hated d boy n constantly meted out punishment 2 him 4 a crime his father committed 4 dose 6yrs of his life. It was in 1 of dose her inexplicable rage 4 sum little tin d boy had done dat she beat him 2 death. No need 2 complete d story. My point is d decision is up 2 d mother,if she can't bear it den abort n if she can love d child have it. Simple. Thank God 4 postinor shaa...!

uj_sizzle:
I'll assume you didn't quite comprehend my statement.

Knighted Catholic families most often than not are concerned about public image(in the church) and are likely not going to accept a marriage between their daughter and a non-catholic esp not a Pentecostal, unless said guy is willing to become a catholic.
This is the traditional reaction of some catholic families to marriage. It's probably going to be worse if she's ibo...na dem carry catholic church for head.
Gladly though there are a few this doesn't affect. Maybe OPs' girl's one of 'em .

my dad is a knight in d catholic church

Of course it can work @ op,my dad is a catholic n my mum is a protestant. We were raised 2 attend d 1 we wanted bt we followed my mum basically because my dad works in a far away place so he's not around most sundays. My dad still says we are catholics by birth bt he knows we attend winners chapel. I don't mind marrying a catholic honestly or a protestant d important tin 2 me is dat it is still christianity xcept of course white garment churches. I'm sure wen u're ready 2 settle down @ op ur wife will switch church 4 u no matter how grounded she is in d catholic dominion xcept u're willing 2 switch

I know d thread is 4 guys bt I'll lyk 2 comment,I lyk handsome tall guys,I'm really smallish so I lyk d guy bigger dan me,I luv beards bt let it suit d guy,I was attracted 2 my 1st bf cos of his cute beards he looks a little lyk sauce kid,d guy must not have tribal marks n bow legs,no pot bellies, I make sure I always have a flat tummy so I hate seeing a lot of flaps of skin on guys,d guy must not b 2 handsome bt very presentable n stylish

[quote author=ezzy-e][/quote]dat was den while I was going thru d heartbreak,wen I got dat confidence n happiness back I not only acted indifferent I bcame indifferent 2wards him,d 1st week was an act even tho I wasn't crying I secretly wished he would call n say he was so sorry bla bla bla... Bt by d 2nd week I was lyk so over him n right now I wonder wat I saw in him in d 1st place,I still chat with some of his friends n my friendship with some of his friends are genuine unlike dat 1st week wen I was talking 2 dem so he would c I've moved on

I love dressing hot ,it's my tin,but wen I know I'm gonna b using public transport n going 2 places where uneducated,foul mouthed, pple are bound,I dress classy n descent 2 save myself d headache. D 1 dat annoys me is d 1 dat comes 4rm an educated man,how I'm dressed will definitely make an impression bt dat's wat it is 'an impression' n not a conclusion,u can't just say dat girl is a prostitute cos of how she's dressed. Anyway sha my hot,sexy,short skirts I leave only 4 going 2 places where making stupid comments @ me will only make u look stupid

Una no go kill person 4 NL!which kin mumu thread b dis?! Ngwa oga poster take her 2 d market! Mtcheww...

Honestly I can't believe dis thread has bin on 4 almost a year,ASUU called of d strike n I went back 2 skul n totally 4got it ,I happened 2 stumble upon it dis evening again n even tho I enjoyed d little update its kinda annoying dat @ page 24 afta nearly 9 months d story is still on,anyway sha goodbye 2 dis thread until next year wen lola luv would have gone considerably far because I doubt d end will eva come,sort of lyk a soap opera

Dats so right! I know some pple will say y should u wear mini skirt n attract attention 2 urself or u are addressed how u are dressed but an educated man should realise dat wat pple wear may not actually rep deir personality. I 4 1,I love fashion,it gives me confidence in public wen I'm dressed in trendy,hot n different outfits,simply because I'm putting on a short skirt or bum shorts dosen't mean I'm lose,fashion is just my passion. Most pple I go out on dates with 4 d 1st tym are qiute shocked wen they find out I don't drink,smoke or club n I have a christian view on a lot of topics. So don't judge me by d length of my skirt!

Dis thread reminds of d silly tinz I did wen I had my 1st n only heartbreak.I rememba 1 day I was eating @ a skul restaurant wen he came in with anoda girl,I was so affected,pissed n jealous.I lost my appetite n ended up wasting d food I ordered instead I drank 3 bottles of fanta until d girl selling started lecturing me on sugar! Wen I got myself 2geda I went ova 2 his oda male friend n we chatted 4 a while.I later realised how foolish I was n decided 2 get d old me back. I was so obsessed,if given d opportunity I probably would have stalked him and d worst part was dat both of us had lectures @ d same place n I had 2 c him lyk twice a week. It took me a while 2 blieve I am beta dan dat. I changed d way I dressed,went 4 sexier tinz,bcame more outspoken n popular in class and it made fEel so good each time his good friends would compliment me n my new found confidence n happiness made me act so indifferent in his presence. I am friends with most of his friends n I would just talk 2 dem as if he were not existing and I didn't care weda he was affected or not. I just told myself my fada brot me here 2 study not 2 cry ova 1 jackass.

LIAR!!!