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Phones / Re: Nigeria Is The First African Country To Use Elon Musk's Starlink by litaninja(m): 8:52pm On Jan 31, 2023
This is your definition of "greatness"?

lhordspy:
Nigeria is doing great.

Yet some people will still be angry with this news. They dont like any good thing happening to this country. But they want to rule the country.
Phones / Re: My SpaceX Starlink Internet Experience In Lagos, Nigeria by litaninja(m): 8:48pm On Jan 31, 2023
Yea, However, someone mentioned that it a deposit. Are you able to confirm if it is?

pman06:


Price shows 274k on my side this afternoon.

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Politics / Re: CBN Uncovers ₦‎4 Million In Ogun, Knocks Commercial Banks by litaninja(m): 8:45pm On Jan 31, 2023
lol. 4 Million?


lmao
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Rescued Atiku When Obasanjo Wanted To Roast Him Like Goat Meat (Video) by litaninja(m): 4:07pm On Jan 31, 2023
Is this presidential material?
Phones / Re: Starlink Is Officially In Nigeria With Pricing In Naira by litaninja(m): 3:27pm On Jan 31, 2023
Speed? 1TB?
NinjaXmetahuman:
well said.

I read starlink is planning to cap the speed at 1TB starting February this year.

That doesn't sound nice.

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Phones / Re: My SpaceX Starlink Internet Experience In Lagos, Nigeria by litaninja(m): 3:25pm On Jan 31, 2023
600$ for initial setup, that was the pricing I saw on their pre-order that i decided they were still joking. Make dem hold the internet.
The problem with nigerian 5g is that it'll be fine for 6 months and once more users switch, the providers never upgrade their capacity to follow suit. In one year, nigerian 5g will be doing speeds of 3.5MBPS and they'll start drumming adverts for 6g.

Nuisances.

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Culture / Re: Ayan De First-Mr Culture Performs For King Charles III For The 3rd Time by litaninja(m): 10:29am On Jan 30, 2023
This slavery remains a choice.
Celebrities / Re: Stop Stealing My Songs, Blackface Warns Artistes by litaninja(m): 3:11pm On Jan 29, 2023
which song abeg?
Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by litaninja(m): 5:00pm On Jan 28, 2023
Are these fresh from factory vehicles? Or used imported crap?

Gabrielwilliams:
Good day Guys,

Help me clarify an issue. My friend was telling me about how he had sex at the back seat of his car and the following week, his engine knocked. Another bro said he had sex in his car and his brand new car started developing different faults.
Let me ask, is it true that sex in the car damages your car? Kindly share your story or opinions about this. I just bought a car.
Business / Re: Bolt, Uber Drivers Form Trade Union As FG Approves AUATWON by litaninja(m): 12:25am On Jan 28, 2023
Jokers.
Politics / Re: Let’s Use Old, New Notes For 6 Months — Reps by litaninja(m): 11:17pm On Jan 27, 2023
I'm not sure I understand. Are the other arms of government begging the CBN?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Previous Company Sued Me To Court After I Got Another Job With A Company. by litaninja(m): 11:14pm On Jan 27, 2023
Please clarify, You claim not to have signed a non-compete, but then scan a non-compete document you signed 8 months into employment with your former employer?

Whether 8 months in or on the day of your "proper" resignation, did you or did you not sign that non-compete? That's the 1st place to start.

Please note; it doesn't matter whether you recommended the HR personnel from your religious cult or if their your sibling, this is a legal issue.

Othniel4mi:
Fellow Nigerians. I need help because I don't want to be terminated from my new job.

I resigned after working for the previous company for 3 years for the following reasons:
1. No benefits except HMO
2. Only your salary
3. Performance commission not paid
4. I was doing job of 4 people without appreciation. I have to do it to keep feeding my family.

I got another job after 7months I have resigned properly from the previous company.

The previous company has sued me to court with my new company. My New company doesn't want to let terminate my employment with them because I am the operations manager and I have the business knowledge.

Myself and 1 Lebanese man started the previous company in 2018 in Nigeria before the company became big. I have full knowledge and my new company is now a big treat to them. I believe because of this they sued us to court.

My new company doesn't have enough money to pay lawyer we consulted.

The previous company said I have signed a letter that stated that I cannot work on same field for 3 years. When I checked their claim, they didn't write that I cannot work on same field for 3 years AFTER TERMINATION (Please check the attached document).

I know if I go to court with them i will win this case. How can a company said i shouldn't use my skills to work in another company.

In the previous company they didn't do any training for me, the only in house training was the onboarding training for 2 days and after that no training cost invested on me and no any form of performance benefits paid.

Now I got another job, the previous company is trenthening my new company to terminate my job. Now we need to go to court and they claimed 20M for damages.

Fellow Nigerians what can I do to this Lebanese company that want to deprive me of my right in my own precious Nigeria where I dey hustle to feed family and make it in life.

Please what can I do 😂.

Kindly check the attached document they said I signed, of which it was signed after like 8months of starting with the previous company.

We didn't have HR when we started in 2018, I was the one that recommended the HR through a friend from my Church. The HR is the one persecuting me and acting as a witness in court against me.

I wish I didn't help her to get the job.

Please help.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Jokingly Said She Will Separate Me And My Brother When We Get Married by litaninja(m): 6:23pm On Jan 26, 2023
Ya'll are jobless.
Ndubuisipaul1:
My fiancee told my younger brother that she will send him out of my house if we get married. She was joking, but it didn't sound like a joke to me.

Let me tell you how this started. My younger brother told my fiancee jokingly, that he will be sending her on errand anyhow, when she marries me. Although he went too far for saying he will be sending her on errand anyhow. But he has every right to send her on errand because he senior her. She then replied that if my brother do anyhow, when we get married she will ask me to send him away from my house. At this point I stop seeing the whole discussion as joke. I asked her to repeat what she said, she repeated it again (take note: she was saying everything jokingly)

I told her right away that if my brother comes visiting when we get married, she will not send him away. She said she will use her woman power to make me send him away.

She went further to ask me, that if they ask me now to choose between her and my brother who would I choose. I told her I would choose my brother (she could see the seriousness in me).

And I really meant it, any girl that will separate me and my brother will have to use jazz .

This my younger brother established the business that I am doing today. Has done countless number of things for me.

We don't joke with each other, and she knows that.

So am really scared, could this be a joke ? even though it a joke. How can a woman joke that she will separate two brothers ?

Nairalanders, please help a brother with your advice. is this a red flag ?

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Romance / Re: She Stopped Talking To Me After She Found Out That I Drive On Uber by litaninja(m): 6:17pm On Jan 26, 2023
leeches everywhere o

1Sharon:
Even the red pill doesn't encourage men to remain basic and average. It encourages men to be the beat they can be, and an uber driver isn't the best.

Why not utilise your masters degree? Or there's no job in your field
Romance / Re: She Stopped Talking To Me After She Found Out That I Drive On Uber by litaninja(m): 6:11pm On Jan 26, 2023
Her course of study is not important. She is the medical equivalent of an electrician. Why are you defending yourself over the hungry mofo?

Dailyparrot:


I told her that I am a tech person which is true. But when I'm not working on my computer, I use my time to drive on Uber.

I normally tell her that I'm going to work but she didn't know the type of work that is.

I never wanted to take her serious until she started giving attitude that women are known for and my friends starting telling me how important her course of study is. I doubt I care much about that because I'm not looking for a woman to come and feed me. I can take care of myself comfortable.

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Romance / Re: She Stopped Talking To Me After She Found Out That I Drive On Uber by litaninja(m): 6:06pm On Jan 26, 2023
Na them, leech spotted.

Jennyclay:
Uber kwa? Biko, don't put someone's daughter in poverty. I will also leave you in the relationship if I found out that you're Uber driver. How much are you even making a day that you're bragging undecided.

You cannot deceive us with all these audio millions you're quoting up there, you better go and work hard. Is it Love she will eat in the relationship undecided? Haba!

God Abeg o!
Romance / Re: She Stopped Talking To Me After She Found Out That I Drive On Uber by litaninja(m): 6:05pm On Jan 26, 2023
She's not a medical student, she's a radiography student. Not radiology o....She is a technician.
Ditch the b*tch bro.

Dailyparrot:
I have to create this thread after reading through the topic on front page asking for jobs/professions that will make you not to marry someone.

So, I'm talking to this Unizik student that's studying medical radiography. Everything was going well. She even told me that she has told her mother about me and all. We met on Facebook and she's already asking to see me in person.

Until the day she found out that I use my car for Uber/Bolt business, everything changed. This girl stopped talking to me.

She has never been to Lagos and does not know how Uber works. She was asking how much I earn in a day, and that hope the Uber is not like their normal school cab that charge 100 naira per person, bla bla bla.

Well, I just don't want to let her know my net worth. I don't do Uber full time. I work on Fiverr and because sales dropped there, I decided to use Uber to make up for the income. I also do academic research for foreign students. Etc. I am into a lot of stuffs that fetch me nothing less than 400k a month so I don't think I should be regarded poor.

My house in the East is at roofing level. I am almost completing the payment of 4.5 million for a land I'm purchasing at Mowe, I own my car plus another Sienna I bought when Fiverr was booming.

I have a masters degree. So, should a girl reject me because I use my car to drive on Uber?

I am just laughing at her ignorance. The other time, we were talking and I jokingly asked her why she's putting on make up, and she was like, so she can find better suitors.

I thence assume I am not a better suitor because to her, I'm poor. This is someone earning 8k per month in the school that she was teaching during ASUU strike.

I wonder why women are impatient when it comes to taking decisions and that's why most of them regret later.

I am supposing being a medical student makes this girl think she deserves someone better than just a cab driver.

LOL.

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TV/Movies / Re: Dark October: Parents Of Slain ALUU-4 Urge Linda Ikeji, Netflix To Retract Movie by litaninja(m): 4:31pm On Jan 26, 2023
Lol. No one needs to consult you for any consent.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Warship Carrying Hypersonic Nuclear Bombs Enters U.S Mainland (Photos) by litaninja(m): 3:48pm On Jan 26, 2023
Lol. Go and ask Nazi Germany, they can explain better.

Adjovi:



You dey whine Russia ni. Dem go chop the food finish it no go remain anything. Russia na continent on him own o. Make Una dey know
Education / Re: Nigerian Students In UK, Others Risk Deportation by litaninja(m): 1:16am On Jan 26, 2023
If nigerian were suitable, developed and attractive enough for foreigners to pay 3 - 4 times the local students, then contribute to the economy via skilled labour after graduation, you should be happy.

pocohantas:


How are are they mad, Oga Gaby?

If Nigeria opens her borders to the point you start seeing Togolese and Ghanians every square meter, would you be happy?

I understand both parties here. The country and the (intending) immigrants. We know the party wasn’t going to go on for too long. It just can’t!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Warship Carrying Hypersonic Nuclear Bombs Enters U.S Mainland (Photos) by litaninja(m): 12:12am On Jan 25, 2023
Only that the U.S. is much larger than just Texas. Truth is, one country can cook for the whole world and the world will finish the food. However, if the whole world cooks for one country, e no fit finish am.


WriterNig:


🇷🇺 Russia is the all consuming 🔥 fire and the U.S knows it. Only 1 Satan-II Nuke 💣 can turn the whole of Texas to radioactive dust and ash. They have dozens of them.

The only country in the world that can fire missiles near U.S & NATO war planes. They did it last year while ✈ flying near Alaska.

They fear no one.

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Politics / Re: Inspector Justina Rita Omogbai Hailed For Tending To School Pupils In Sabo Lagos by litaninja(m): 11:53pm On Jan 24, 2023
The mediocrity of a nation.
Family / Re: Why Are Some Men Abandoned By Their Wives and Children At The Old Age? by litaninja(m): 1:16am On Jan 24, 2023
Because men are only useful to those women as beasts of labour. The men that are smart will look out for themselves and put measures in place for their retirement.

ejimatic:
It has been observed that many more crises are taking place in families nowadays. One of them is our focus here.

Many wives and children now abandon their husbands after the men retire. Some turn children against their fathers while some wives plan to kill their husbands so as to inherit their husband properties.

Why is it that wives want their husbands dead so as to inherit them? Why is it that when husbands are sicks WIves always try to know what is in the wills of their husbands? Why do wives abandon their husbands at the old age and pack to another apartment? Why do wives want to be in control of their husbands at the old age! Why do families crack when the old age is about to set in .

A man was abandoned by his wives and children so much so that he was crying for help in his apartment. When thean died the children slaughtered cows and painted the house.What do you think about this development? What is happening in the families now?

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Health / Re: I am Scared O, Have Learnt My Lesson, No More Skin To Skin by litaninja(m): 11:09pm On Jan 23, 2023
This is correct.

tuoyoojo:


This is the problem wen u go to Google to check your symptoms.

Sexually transmitted infection whether gonorrhoea or urinary tract infection would cause inflammation of ur penile urethra increasing the pores between ur mucosa which would allow bacteria or viruses to easily pass thru
By the way, Uti doesn't cause discharge.

If you have gone to the hospital to do test, we would not be having this convo right now

Anyway I have given you information , what you do with it is up to you

What do I stand to gain for scaring you

Will scaring you add money to my bank account ni

You said you are sure the girl doesn't have hiv, it the same way you were sure the girl didn't have Uti that made u go skin to skin

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Health / Re: Is This A Fake Drug? by litaninja(m): 11:07pm On Jan 23, 2023
Because new information comes to light every day and you change based on the new information as it comes to light.

You've been living without COVID-19 in the world for so many decades, why are you now so wary and taking vaccinations now?

How come it wasn't discovered for many years?

Things change.

Waakanda:
I used to work in a pharmacy years back. The drug is used for allergic reactions. People buy it a lot for the said purpose. Now, after many years of allowing it to be on the shelf, they banned it. How come they didn't discover what was wrong with it for many years
Crime / Re: Buhari: I’ll Serve Nigerians To Best Of My Ability by litaninja(m): 10:55pm On Jan 23, 2023
Has to be a clone playing back recorded speech. Same with when on semi-live interviews.

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Health / Re: I Woke Up This Morning To See This On My Skin:photo Attached by litaninja(m): 10:54pm On Jan 23, 2023
Fumigate your house and surroundings, clean your sheets regularly, inspect your mattress.

Superstition has made the typical african unable to apply his / her brain.
Family / Re: After Being Single For Soo Long, Im Now Scared Of Getting Married. Please Help!! by litaninja(m): 10:47pm On Jan 23, 2023
Ehn, remain single na. Did they hold you at gunpoint?

EriMma1:
This may sound weird but it's my situation now.

I have been a single and independent lady for a very long time. Though I really looked forward to settling down in my 20s and thirties but because I was the over careful type, I couldn't as I kept being picky due to men's character and behavior.

Fast-forward to my lat 30s, I began to lose interest and started getting more comfortable as a single. The upheavals in today's marriage also got to me. As in the way marriages are packing up, the cheating aspect, abuse and domestic violence in marriages all further affected me and changed my whole perception of the union called marriage. So I unconsciously resolved to remain single as long as I'm happy, comfortable and financially independent.

Some of the reasons I also made up my mind are.
As a single, Im very much at peace, with no one dictating what and when I should do things or get out of bed. I love my bed.
No one is body shaming me when I add on some pounds due to excessive eating and no one is questioning my eating habits as its sometimes the case with some married women. Also running errands when you don't feel up to it just because hubby wants you to do it. Some men can send their wife on errand like crazy and me I hate running errands. angry

No one is disturbing me when I need time alone which could last for hours. I love my space and privacy. So the thought of having to give up all that scares the hell out of me.

Now, back to the matter.

Recently, some close spiritual leaders in my denomination have been trying to match make me with a single pastor and that one too is shining teeth that he has seen a jimjim sister. When they now openly mentioned it yesterday with the said man around and he too was nodding and agreeing to the proposal, it dawned on me that these people are not joking. When I got home, i sank into my comfy space and began to fret. I mean... The thought of giving up all that freedom is just so scary. I suddenly discovered that marriage no longer excites me and my inner self was fighting it.
Also, the thought of carrying pregnancy for nine months with all the stress of looking after babies, tending toddlers ( poo poo) and that motherhood life made me sick instantly. The thought of joggling my job with family life gave me the chills. I see how my married mates struggle with this. Huh. Men...

I don't know. I don't feel cool about this cos it makes me feel like I'm about to be put in a cage and everything about me is going to change.

Now, before you talk about me not loving the man, I think I fancy him and can love him cos he looks so much like my ex of years ago. So that is out of the question. He is a happening lovable man but....... I no longer feel excited about marriage. at least, from what played out yesterday.

Do I need any form of therapy cos my family won't hear of it but this is my situation now ooo... Hmmm
Religion / Re: Have You Noticed All The Women Accusing Suleiman Are Into Acting/showbiz? by litaninja(m): 10:46pm On Jan 23, 2023
Lmao, started burning up in the wardrobe? Na so una gullible?

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Family / Re: How My Brother Was Deceived Into Marrying An SS Lady by litaninja(m): 10:42pm On Jan 23, 2023
He's made the right decision. This is a case of fraud.

Deeprooted:
After getting the job,he was posted to one northern state where he met the lady from the south west.

In less than 6 months, he told me someone wanted to say Hi to me when he called. I heard a lady's voice. He later introduced her to me as his fiancee.

Long story short. We went for wedding and all.

At the point of delivery which the doctor insisted on her having CS due to her medical condition, my brother insisted the wife will deliver via push. It was then the doctor made known to my brother " oga you're talking as if you're not aware of your wife's health"

Omo!!! Na there my brother come say he no Sabi ooo. It was discovered she's indeed SS. I asked my brother before we went for all the marriage rites of they're compatible health wise an he answered affirmative.


After the discovery, my brother left the wife in the hospital but my dad and I insisted he gets back to her till after everything.

It was when was after the successful surgery my brother told me that his wife brought the test result from another lab, reason being that he was busy when they were supposed to go for the test together.

My brother's mind is made up on divorce.

What will you advise my brother to do?

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Lady Neighbour What Her Boyfriend Is Doing by litaninja(m): 9:08pm On Jan 22, 2023
We need to find YOU a job, cause you no get work like this.

gfelo:
My lady neighbour brought a guy last year November to live with her, introduce him to me as her boyfriend, we were even looking for a way to get this guy a job, but anytime this lady is on night shift the guy brings in another lady, this has becomes often, and it irritate me.

Pls how do I tell the lady what the guy he introduce to me as her boyfriend is doing.
Romance / Re: Sex In The Office: Myth Or Fact by litaninja(m): 9:01pm On Jan 22, 2023
So the bad omen or luck is location sensitive? Like If you find a suitable across from the shop, all is fine and dandy, however knacks in the shop is where the bad luck draws the line right?

Una superstitions get as e be

Andyvilly:
Does sex in the office brings bad omen? My shop neighbour always disturb me for sex. Am realy scared. What do you think?

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