₦airaland Forum

ebenice: just becos u go to a sactuary as early as 7o'clock ..pray for help from a dead saint instaed of a Living God..who ask u to pray only in d name of His SON..insted U prefer 2 kneel B4 am image nd chantin by rollin a plastic-like styled round rope..dogmatically hopin sometin new will hapen nd goin to a fellow man to coffess faults when u dont even knw wat he himself does in secret..well i dint mention any bodies name..but gaskiya..if d cap fit feel free to wear it..no offence meant

mr man sorry eyah...y u dey vex...well incase u dnt knw "somtin happens o!" ...like seriously. Even last night i won d devil in a battle jus by Askin St. Michael d archangels intercession. Try it n c wonders!!!

Was born catholic, left @ 20 when i was in 2nd yr University of Benin, cos i "saw the light". Now am mature and i jus discovered i "saw the light" again but guess where dis time... derz nothing like being Catholic.Am Back home again to the church. Cos this is where i find full assurance of salvation in the Eucharistic Jesus of the altar...10yrs of adventuring in "born-againism"- I mean no offence cos i d@ was my perception b4 that i was born again outside d catholic church. Buh i discovered bn Born again goes beyond mere words..to b born again is to b practising in the light of Jesus n in his true presence(The catholic church)! Glory to Jesus....

30DB4FA6: My church is @ ikeja but we relocate from ketu to egbeda so transportation was a challange So naw am a partial catholic why I hate catholic is dat
1.) They dont pray just recieting 1 prayer evry masss
2.) They don't preach
3.) Always standing up and sitting down evry 1min
4.) Can't mention all ATM tho
Am just going there b/cos my bros is a catholic I wud just charge my phone and go to church and punture it till ba3 low

how does 1 PUNTURE a phone is d@ suppose to be a new techno function or mobile fone terminology?....

zig2ryme04: I had never taken the Nigerian Police seriously since childhood. any time I see police patrol van passing, different thoughts occupies my mind and in most cases I feel unsecured. To all Nairalanders, what comes to your mind when you see police patrol van going or coming towards your direction?

if u remember the movie 3rd world cop...i just think aloud in my mind "run along buati boiz!"

heisenberg33: Even most catholics do not understand that the bible does not contain the sole truth. Many catholics feel ashamed when these protestant charlatans quote bible verses to negate a catholic doctrine, and even the catholics are usually dumbfounded. I want to teach the Catholics here that the church unlike any other church is senior to the bible, and was already in existence before the compilation of the bible. The early church fathers decided what book to add or subtract before any of these mushroom and noise making churches sprouted up. Therefore, you can not expect a church which pre-existed the bible to teach only from the bible.

The catholic church has always had traditions handed down from the apostles and so we still teach with traditions. It is very important for every catholic to be aware of this, so as not to be at loss of words when these protestants come displaying their crass ignorance by quoting the bible they have no idea of. Conversely, it is normal for the protestants to depend solely on the bible for their teachings because the bible was senior to them all, however, it is a travesty of knowledge for the protestants to accuse the catholics of not following the bible which we gave to them. It is like a student trying to be smarter than his professor while taking his class. There are many things the bible did not tell us which science has discovered, so should we then discard them because they were not written in the bible?

I concede that even the catholic church may not be a hundred percent right since it is still run by imperfect humans, but if the church isn't right in some things then i imagine these mushroom churches are farther from right and need greater help. I rather remain in the church with a traceable lineage from the apostles, than take a gamble with these money-making ventures sprouting up in all nooks and crannies, and still answering the name church.

you have spoken my mind

1st of all, the Catholic church compiled the bible from thousands of books spread around the world, 2ndly KJV is incomplete cos Martin LUther took off some books. Now all ur arguments are based on ur abridged version (KJV). these protestants r jus so good with their ignorant propaganda. b4 you comment on this post make sure u have sound knowlwdge of bible origin and development. or else go argue with ignoramus peeps like u. tnx. Thank God am catholic even if am just a bench warmer!

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i pray that God in his infinite mercy will here our prayers and grant our employment desires. May the Blessed Virgin Mary in her compasssion in union with St. Pio and St Anthony of Padua, interceed on our behalf, in Jesus name. Amen

Am not igbo ooo...but 4rm previous observation here on NL, if der was a "chucks" or "obi" or "emeka" in doz names d yoruba boiz 4 don dey use tribalistic tunes by now...but all i can see now are "Yoruba, Yoruba".... Doz that now mean yoruba boiz r rapists?...

pro01: . . .and drug dealer/scammer are better than armed robber/kidnapper/violent criminal. We also thank God for their lives.

....and armed robbers/kidnappers/boko harams are better than Politicians cos Politicians are responsible 4 all d evils in Nigeria. We thank god 4 Boko haram n robbers also....

thegreatman4ww: I also received the call and e-mail last Friday, their RSVP numbers are switched off. I believe the interview is sequence to last year dragnet Aptitude test, so I dont think we are to write any test again. Carefully considering the e-mail message. I could derived that is will be personal interview based on your CV & Certificates and with time schedule approximate 3hrs 30mins (my is 7:15am and someone say his/hers is 10:45am) their my be other brainstorming questions which suppose to be directly linked to Union Bank, customer relation and communication skills, general financial system knowledge etc. I will try if I can get the original post for the job so as to determine the essential attribute and skill the needed for the available job position.

thagreatman ok please help us do that. thanks

Policewoman: So what? I get that atimes.

u cant b beyonce by association...that a man wears dark shades doesnt make him a steven wonder

alutacontinua: My own problem still lies in the fact that if a man were to be caught cheating, the story changes!
Why should it be any different for any gender?

becos by nature , a man has more than 1 slot for a wife. God made it so. Each woman is made just 4 1 man.

alutacontinua: My own problem still lies in the fact that if a man were to be caught cheating, the story changes!
Why should it be any different for any gender?

becos by nature , a man has more than 1 slot for a wife. God made it so. Women are made just 4 1 man.

Sun of god: na wa ohh . . . .she should have sent him back home when he first started acting up.

...home to where? Abeg na british boi. We didnt influence him societally...twas d british society d@ influenced him so which home. Britain is his home.

Does any one have an idea what the interview would look like? pls share the idea with us and God will bless u.thanks

5year jail term isnt different from studying agric or engineering in a nigerian University. Too short!

[quote author=sagytarius™]Is Stella from Damascus?[/quote]no na 4rm baghdad

I want to know if what she did was right after claiming she loves him so much and would like to have a baby for him?

Whether she lovs him or not is not the question. The she was wrong both ways by an abortion. Abortion of a baby is murder of a helpless soul created by a powerful God. Unless u believe God is not d creator of human life, then u may oppose my statement.

Whether he died or not, she commited murder of the innocent by an abortion . She just killed a soul God created. Unless you dnt believ God is the one who creates, then your free to oppose this view!

Edo is improving....in 4yrs time we'll be ahead of many states... Auchi is currently the fastest growing town in Edo....4rm my observation.

cashmentor: i hate the intention....... But i Love the Threat!

me too...

[quote author=G.James]seriously this gay thing no fit we Africans. I'm happy naija rejected this shit[/quote]story! The naija I knw can never be immune to western culture ...na initial gra gra be all those 1 wey house of assembly dey do...mtsheeeew dis world don taya me sef. Mad ppl everywhere!

macnicks: Yes, the only trusted and test presidential candidate. Jesus help him to avoid being rigged out. We christians love you. You did not Islamised Nigeria as a military head of state . How can he do it now in a democracy. Those saying that are enemies of fairness and truth.

u n who?....abeg mayb na only ur bakare church xtains love him o...nor stain us abeg

bosunolu: Buhari ke! God forbid.

mehn dis guy u dey vexx gan! abi na buhari seize ur papa pension fund?

noblezone: Nigeria is a failed experiment of the whiteman.
Split Nigeria now!

abeg make dem nor split am ooo....na ibo girl i wan marry....i dont wanna b traveling abroad to c my inlaws accross the niger

Yazmin: Collect your change first from your english teacher. The 'will' can 'enlighting' or even darken you if 'interfer' in our 'affer'...
What am I saying sef....

mmmh mmh mmh (clears throat)....Thats all!

in the absence of a better person than Ebele i will rather vote d Federal mumu 10times over than vote buhari the Killer!

Buhari instigated Boko Haram.....y are u guys still even mentioning that name?

please who is Buhari?

Is "it" a Malian islamist who escaped from the french army into Nigeria?

amnesty get expiry date....it seems ND boiz are just on a renewal mission...

well this is just the begining....once a state has shown it is weak...all chaotic elements will rise to hasten its collapse...God help Naija!