The cheapest thing on earth now is pu**y

The price for may even have been increased by now. Last week it cost about 57k to travel from Jibowu to Accra. What do you want to come and do here To live permanently?? Ensure you hold plenty of money cos naira is crippled here. Your 100k naira may not sustain you here for 2weeks,especially if you don't have where to stay

Harbey38:
Please guyz, I want to travel from Lagos to Ghana, I don’t know the cost. The person I want go meet told me I will spend 55k to 60k for transport. And what am seeing online is around 25k downward. Am confuse

Please I need information on:-
1. Best Direct transport from Lagos to Ghana
2. Cost of Transport from Lagos to Ghana
3. Do I need to have Nigeria Passport before traveling to Ghana?
4. What Document do I need to hold before traveling to Ghana
5. How immigration settlement or document I need to show them before allowing me to pass their bother.
6. Any useful info will be appreciated too.

Thanks

12ghc.....here in Accra Ghana

chatinent:
Mine:

Fuel Station: ₦400/litre.

Black market: ₦500/litre.

Wetin be your own business

ahnie:
I have this beautiful chubby neighbor that's from my husband extraction (Igbo)
Babe is hard working, business oriented and an avid hustler.

But she's dating a chubby fuvk boy,a failed yahoo lazy lout that even in the next 50yrs I do not see him ever picking.

He's killing and bringing down my neighbors business and sucking her dry and she doesn't seemed to noticed.

She's always crying of bn broke everytime....and it's damn pissing me off like fvck.

On his birthday she baked cakes for him,printed his name on mugs, towels, got him clothes and even travelled to visit him,left her business and stayed days with him before coming back.

It's irking me because he's a bad market and to me he doesn't have a bright future,he's not working,he has no handiwork and no skills
He's just a rotund whale sucking her youthfulness and finances.

Let's assume he has a skill or he's learning a trade it's another thing, at least we would all assume that he's productive and her supporting him wouldn't be futile,but this one.... nothing nothing.

On her birthday he didn't even posted her pictures or got her a pin,he said he doesn't have data...just negodu the nonsense and he still demanded money from her....to me the guy is just miserably useless.

He's now proposing marriage to her,and he visited her some days ago na she use her money run everything from feeding down to blood test.

I have not met him before,but immediately I saw him....my spirit no conform with his at all...he's not only a liability,but also a robust reaper.

Now my neighbor is asking me what I think of him.....I told her outrightly that I don't like him,that he's going to be a liability to her in the future....person nor fit take care of her as girlfriend,how e go take care of her as wife.....I m one hundred percent sure,she's the one that's going to pay her prideprice, pay for the wedding and feed herself.

She's trying to convince me to like him....but this isoko woman ain't capping that shiit.

I just detest fvck lazy boiz.

Most underrated footballer ever

chisomkachy:


https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1599429350952210432?t=zBL8HsJYyYXI5TxoTcvB3Q&s=19

Qatar 2022: Giroud scored the first goal for France's against Poland in the Round of 16 clash.

France leads at HT.

What about those politicians that goes abroad for medicals Is the CBN governor and his families studying in Nigeria? If u go collect PVC go vote APC, thunder go strike from above fire you and your generations,Amin

ijustdey:
[B]Central Bank Governor, Emefiele Blames Nigerians Travelling To UK, US, Others For Education For Naira Fall[/b]



https://saharareporters.com/2022/11/26/central-bank-governor-emefiele-blames-nigerians-travelling-uk-us-others-education-naira

Yes there is need especially for migration. Its better to have her new name on her new passport

sodiqkolawole:
Guys, is there any need for my wife to do Change of Name to benefit as dependant/spouse?

We have court registry certificate and her passport carry her father's name.

Note: For traveling purpose.

My dear brother, even if you don't wish to relocate abroad, try to relocate because of the future of your children, so that they don't start to blame you so early.

Bksense:


How is Nigeria nearing it's ruin to be honest? Gun violence and kidnapping happen in USA everyday. But you won't talk about that due to White worshipping..but you people wish bad things happen to Nigeria and her people everyday so you'll be able to justify your Japa and tell them "we warned you". Why can't you people Just accept the fact that not everyone want to come And live a lonely and boring life abroad Just because of 24hrs light which you pay for with your nose anyways , and McDonald Job of $1500 per month. The money you earn over there doesn't even find you that boost until you convert it to naira in your head just to validate yourself and say ",I'm earning more than a professor in Nigeria". This is a trend I see Among you people.

And you can call me broke because I live in Nigeria. Since you can't even know whether I'm more satisfied and contented with my life or not

Thanks

I hope you are a not sleeping. A fool at 40 bought benz at 41. Keep pushing and maintain the consistency.

YourBestWriter:
Guys good morrow to you all.

So it's going to be my 39th birthday next year and I still don't have one Kobo in my bank account. Still under my parents roof and no job. In a scale of 1 to 10, what are my chances of making it in life?

Yes this happened in Ghana some couples of weeks back

Latestnewsline:
According to reports, the groom abandoned the wife after discovering on their wedding day that she already has four kids.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cj26hXBOJm5/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1_mQLHMa88

Local airport closes,but international, never

oldienavie:

Thank you for your response.
Knowing naija, I was thinking MMIA closes at nights.

Oh yes it definitely works

oldienavie:
Is it possible to checkout at 3am or does the airport close at night ?
I want to arrive at 3am so that I can catch an early domestic flight to Benin at 8am at the local wing.

My plan is to arrive at 3am, checkout and wait till 6am before heading to the donestic wing to board my plane to Benin, will that work ?

Thanks

Quoting from Dubai i guess or that she has relocated to Qatar?

Maxymilliano:



https://gazettengr.com/ptsd-army-didnt-rehabilitate-buhari-i-endured-his-mental-issues-for-years-says-presidents-wife-aisha/

Poster should kindly note that the Oba of Benin doesn't leave his Palace to visit anybody unless for 1 person whom is only friend. Oba of Benin is not like other Nigerian political Obas that leave their Palaces to participate in other activities outside their Palaces. This is welcomed development though

AlexReports:
Oba of Benin, Others Participate At Berlin Humboldt Forum Arts Exhibition In Germany

The Oba of Benin, Ewuare II and other prominent traditional leaders in Africa and across the globe have participated at the just concluded arts exhibition, second opening of Humboldt forum in Berlin, Germany.

Humboldt Forum, a museum of art and culture also played host to arts collectors, enthusiasts, and researchers across the globe.

The museum houses non-European collections including thousands of artefacts looted from the palace of Benin Kingdom during the 1897 invasion.

They were on display at the celebration and commissioning of the last part of opening of Humboldt Forum.

The revered Benin monarch was at the exhibition which took place on 16th, September 2022, represented by his brother, His Royal Highness, Prince Aghatise Erediuwa who led other members of the delegation.

The exhibition also hosted friends, partners and colleagues of Prof. Dr Hartmut as earlier announced in a statement made available to Ben TV London Senior Correspondent, Adeniyi Moses Ifetayo, jointly endorsed by Prof. Dr Hartmut Dorgerloh, General Director Humboldt and Prof. Dr. Lars –Christian Koch, Director Ethnological Museum

Recall that a delegation of German ethnological museum led by Prof Christian Koch had in April 2022, interacted with the Benin Monarch on planned return and restitution of historic Benin artefacts.

Mr Solomon Okuduwa who provided technical support had led the German ethnologists to the historic Igun streets where they also met with the association of Bronzes casters.

The Forum located in the heart of Berlin is a hub of exhibitions which attract researchers and arts lovers and aims to be the cultural destination compared with the London museum.

The museum had announced plans to pursue conversations with Nigerian officials especially Edo State Government lead by His Excellency, Godwin Obaseki regarding the repatriation of the Benin Bronzes in its collections and pledged to repatriate Benin Bronzes in its collections.

https://www.statepress.ng/2022/09/oba-of-benin-others-participate-at.html?m=1

He is also an APC member. E no go better for all APC leaders that have made Nigeria be into this mess

Fira09:


SOURCE

Kindly contact VFS global. They are the ones responsible for Portuguese visa in Nigeria.

sharrp:
Hello Nairaland , since we mostly appreciate the DIY approach , i have been search for how to secure a visit visa to portugal and i'm totally confused on what the process is like . nothing like a portuguesse online portal just like the US ceac.gov portal . How do i go about it . i've also seen other ask this questions in different threads , maybe this thread can be the one stop solution for cases like that @justwise and co .

Ok,what info do you need? No you don't need any Covid19 vaccine nor test. By the way,what are you coming here for? To settle down or coming to visit?

amaka157:
Good day everyone,
Please I need info on travelling to Ghana by road plus do I need to be fully vaccinated to travel by road?
Thanks a lot

Buy her 2C writing books and thank me later. My son was also like this. At primary 3,all I did was to buy him 2C writing books, and supervised him. In no time,I was amazed

Dada4me:
Good evening nairalanders, my daughter is in basic two with a bad handwriting. I have tried helping her by showing her how to handle Biro but no improvement.

Please recommend what to do.

Country hard

BadNews:
Update From . COM

A Nigerian Man has taken to Twitter to share Video of a N2k food he was served at a Lagos hotel, Reports.

The Man who laughed after being served a small portion of fried egg and plantain at the hotel, Wrote As Sighted By Below;

"Lagos hotels won't kill me"

Watch The Video As Obtained By Below:

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mamagee3:
Girl from my childhood who found me on Facebook stopped liking my Facebook photos and stopped watching my stories out of the blue…

What would you do if it were you?

Medical doctor, but became a doctor of philosophy. Working as a research fellow

You mean airtime? Nigerian number? Once you leave your country, you automatically become on roaming. He did better get a Ghana line.

keystone123:
Please travelers, what method can I use to top up my younger brother's mobile line in ghana that he can receive immediate or within 5min. He really need this. Your suggestion and contributions will be highly appreciated.

Go through education, that's the best way to have a permanent residency

churchill3:


No. Relocating my dear.

What do you intend to go there for? Visiting and coming back?

churchill3:
I am very pleased with many successful travel and visa process stories here. I will also contribute mine too as I embark on this journey. I have lived in Europe from 2005 till 2009( I was deported anyway). I have been in Nigeria since 2010.I lost my previous passport in 2011 through a visa agent (he died and no info to recover the passport). I WANT TO FOLLOW THE DIY route. I just got a new passport I want to Travel to Either Canada, Australia, UK or USA by December this year. I have a hotel (opened in January) which I plan to register at CAC and also open a corperate bank account with it. I have cash inflow of 300 to 400k monthly. I can raise a bank cash balance of 5 - 6million. What are my chances of getting a tourist visa to any of the countries above and the requirements. I am married with three children. I am an engr(B. Eng) with 2.1. I have personal properties on my name e.g lands, house(the hotel)

You have been dating her for the past 6years without doing the needful. Look, if you must date any lady and you know its not for marriage,kindly let her be after one year of dating,than keeping her with you for 6years. You are not ready,she is smarter than you are more than 100%







quote author=Profperfect post=115615616]Dear Fam,

Please help me out(advice) on this , I am writing at this odd hour because I have lost my peace and I can't close my eyes and sleep .

My relationship has not been a rossy one at all, I have my faults (though am not a womanizer or a cheat) God bears me witness, but believe me, the girl I'm dating and almost settling down with after some years of dating has been hell, trust issues, disrespectful, someone who told me she can never respect or submit to me in her life, I have endured and endured her, she always overrides me. I can't talk or complian of her wrong doings , she will react badly, very insulting (countlessly insulted my father and mother but I have never ever retailiated, does care about what I feel or how I feel.

Should I talk of sex? I have never cheated on her for the past 6 years plus since we met (started dating) at a young age at uni and after uni, I respect her even in her absence, but she has mingled with different guys that has cost out relationship, in all these she claims she has done nothing wrong.

The main issue of all right now is that her boss, she once worked for who she was consciously sleeping with inside office once others are not around, always, hotel, even when they (claim) or go to conference or meetings together, knowing that he is a married man, called her yesterday to give her a job offer to return . This is a boss she served years back, even during uni he kept calling and always wanting to have her, during and after NYSC he kept calling her for him to have a bite, same boss she was pregnant for and aborted for him, though she hanged it on her boyfriend as of that time and the guy didn't know . She never told me all these her self, but I won't like to share here how I got to know.

The same man she has been avoiding for years, that she doesn't want to go back to sin or her past life, but just yesterday she even took excuse sneaked out of office and went to see him and accepted the offer, then came back home called me to tell me this and that and before I could talk she said she has accepted it, was shocked and trying to reason why she did that, she asked me if there was anything wrong in her decision, she began to yell at me on phone, as usual I kept mute and ended the call. Please would I be wrong if at this point I take a bow and leave now?

Please help me push it to the front page. She is a Nairalander too, she sees nothing wrong in the wrong things she does. Let the world hear my story and correct me if am wrong on taking the decision.[/quote]

Werey,he shutdown the ECOWAS (seme) boarder since March 2019, where it is known to be a free trade zone,but he then opened it just last month because he knows his tenure is about to elapse whereas Niger boarders to Nigeria has been opened to his cousins and families. To my dear Nigerians,if you feel this administration has done enough, abeg make una no ever try put APC for power again. If only Nigerians understood Fela songs about Buhari before he was elected, we would had woken up long time ago but unfortunately we can't trust APC and PDP anymore. Not anymore

presidency:
President Muhammadu Buhari Thursday received at State House, Abuja, the new President of the ECOWAS Commission, and his Management Team, telling them the kind of sub-regional body West African leaders desire, and must have. 

The President told Dr Omar Alieu Touray, the new President, and the delegation: “I wish you success in your assignments, which we hope can collectively drive our sub-region to one that is economically integrated, politically stable, and socially in harmony with itself, to the admiration of our continent, and, indeed, global community. 

“That is the ECOWAS we desire, and must have. You cannot afford to disappoint us.” 

The President said as the host of the ECOWAS Commission, Nigeria expects that the scrupulous processes that led to the new appointments “would impact on the fortunes of our Organisation in terms of efficient and effective service delivery that bears positive impact on the lives of our citizens.” 

He added that when the founding fathers met on 28th May, 1975, to establish ECOWAS, what was uppermost on their minds was the promotion of economic cooperation between the member-States in order to raise the living standards of citizens hence driving the economic development of the sub-region in an integrated manner. 

President Buhari further noted: “Forty-seven years after, this core objective for the formation of ECOWAS remains critically relevant to our national and sub-regional aspirations. Issues of inter-state cooperation and collaboration, harmonisation of policies, integration of programmes, conflict management and security of the sub-region, have continued to necessitate the need for our solidarity and collective responses to our common challenges, such as climate change, terrorism, health issues, good governance and the sustainability of democracy anchored on rule of law and ultimately, development and progress for our citizens.” 

He told the new Management Team that citizens of ECOWAS must directly feel the impact of the organization through people-oriented programmes and projects that include effective advocacy around core issues of concerns to the sub-region. 

“May I emphasize the importance of team-work and the necessity for the new Team to work assiduously to re-position ECOWAS in order to deliver to the expectations of our citizens through a careful fine-tuning of our sub-region’s development agenda 2050, that is guided by the African Union Agenda 2063, and conscious of the United Nations Sustainable Development Agenda 2030. 

“With many Development Experts on your Team, I have no doubt that you will evolve appropriate partnerships and working relationships with Development Partners across the globe, to maximise opportunities for progress,” President Buhari submitted. 

Dr Alieu Touray thanked Nigeria for the support she gave to the candidature of the new Team members, pledging that they would live up to the expectations of West African leaders, “as we are fully conscious of the priorities set for us.” 

He said they would work with member-States to pursue their objectives, “and make ECOWAS institutions what you want them to be.”

Femi Adesina

Special Adviser to the President

(Media and Publicity)

August 11, 2022

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williams2600:


Boss they say 24 to 48 hours is this enough to get the visa?

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williams2600:



Wasn't successful bro

Go and do DNA on your kids. That's the first thing to confirm

Lastborn0074:
Please I need honest suggestions. My wife has had several male platonic friends ever since we met. She became friends with others through me. I trusted her because she's a very sociable person, so I wasn't bothered because I know a lot of ladies that have male friends too. She's been open to me about them.

Recently, something happened. A close female friend of hers (also married) started keeping her at arm's length. My wife didn't know what the problem was until information got to her that this friend of hers was going about telling people that she could no longer be friends with her because she's sleeping around with men indiscriminately.

My wife confronted her with this information, for which she denied. But the informant, who was also invited, insisted that she actually said it. Before this time, my wife would always complain that each time she visits her friend, she would knock on the door but nobody would respond. This happened repeatedly until her tenant told my wife in confidence that his landlady was always around each time she visits.

Recently, I discovered that my wife was actually having amorous relationship with her male friends. I have access to her messeinger and I have seen those amorous chats. She would delete the ones that could implicate her. A male friend of hers even sent her adult videos and she told him to send more, that she was enjoying it. This man went further to send her his masturbation video.

I confronted my wife with these and what people told me, but she denied. After putting much pressure on her, she said she was about to do it, not that she actually did it. I asked her the reason and she said that it was because of the hardship we were facing. Since her business collapsed, it's been very difficult to survive with our four children. I'm the only one fending for the family. Even after confronting her, I discovered that she's still into the act.

Given the above scenario, what should I do? Please I want only healthy comments that will help me make my decision. Thanks.

Try booking.com

williams2600:



Kindly advice how i can go about reserving a ticket for my visa application

Before you mist think of working over there,you must atleast understand their languages and must have their qualifications unless you are into Tech

fortunez1:
Thanks but I'm thinking about jobs over there

Is the someone you can trust your prospective employer? Do you have atleast B1 in French to make you eligible to work in France? Think twice make dem no go scam you. A scammer can drive the latest benz to meet in person just to scam you #10,000. Go to Romania to study then migrate to any European countries of your choice.

fortunez1:
Good day all someone I can trust is offering me a Work Visa to France , and my brother is proposing a Romania School Visa . My brother is saying I can relocate to other European country from Romania so my good people I need your thoughts and views. Thanks