₦airaland Forum

KanwuliaExtra:
And you think we are not dying silently far away from our motherland?

How many can survive the loneliness and culture shock ? You think it is easy?

You're about to thank God you're there, now more than ever.

Lucky woman, I wish I was there too right now. I would just turn down any news from Nigeria, for ever.

BentizilL:
Say anything you want but wait till tomorrow for bucket...

Asiwaju is coming

Yes oh my brother, the Jackal is coming.
And we shall see!

KanwuliaExtra:
We can never forget how to laugh o, or we are DEAD!

Not you definitely, you're not in Nigeria with us here. Enjoy your abroad well well, you're lucky.

Nigerians prepare yourselves oh! Everyone, both the rich and the poor, man, woman and child, Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba. The first phase of my dream has just been confirmed.
When I shared it here someone asked me what it ment. Now I know!

Pastor Chris actually said it earlier during his endorsement of Peter but it didn't click till now.

KanwuliaExtra:
Thanks to the BOULLION VANS.

Let's all have our laughs now, soon we all will forget how to even laugh.

Hahahahahaha lol.
These people have already planned and written everything before the elections. What we're seeing now is only a release of it all.

Trust me, I started with a laugh cause that is the emotion I want to have about these fraud and complete sham.

No wonder while all OBIdients where at the polls from very early morning yesterday, voting and posting situation reports about their various units, the rest have been fully online attacking everyone and responding to every posts and comments.

As they say, "there's no polling unit on SM". Well there's definitely not one at the actual poling units either. We've wasted our time voting after all. We've wasted our time with the nonsense Buhari's Naira redesign and cash policy after all. Goodluck Jonathan gave them this power without a fight, after tasting it they will definitely not let it go.

We are in trouble Nigerians! All of us!!

Tinubu in Abuja? This same Abuja?

It is finished Nigerians, this is the most rigged election in Nigeria's history!

If this one is true then I can authoritatively say even in front of Buhari and every authority in Nigeria, with a knife or gun over my head, that this election is rigged. And it wasn't done today, it has already been written and is only being released to the public now.

Haahahaha!
Kestolove95 let me tell you something, even if Peter Obi looses this election it is just the start of something, not the end.

I will quote you tomorrow to make a post explaining it.

I am a full Southern Kaduna person, we do not fear or bow to anyone. Hahahahsh.

All you Yorubas and Hausa/Fulani planning evil read my prophesy and grand plan for future of Nigeria tomorrow.

No Christian Northerner or Igbo should fear the future, instead you should rejoice cus I have glanced the future and it is good for us.

I wanted to leave Nairaland after the elections but this funny post has given me a reason to remain here.

Mrkumareze:
Thats cos they want igbos to be the one voicing out their evil plans, making the Igbos responsible for such utterances.

Thank you! Same with Kaduna State. Thing is, by putting the disenfranchised people as spokespersons they want it to appear as if They're fair. But go inside the offices first, everything is different.

Strafudeen:
All these his decisions all for nothing. No plan, no strategy, no intelligence. Only to allow touts derail a national election....what a fool

Oh no, the elections are not completely derailed. They're helping to write results for the PUs that have issues as we speak.

Why vote when someone can help you do it, right?

Strafudeen:
He will not be remembered for anything apart from pain and misery, and stupid decisions , and Laziness in government.

Everything will go back to normal, Nigerians will adjust some more and continue the suffering and smiling while we forget.

Oh look!! We are already voting in two very old and even more corrupt individuals in again. Who feel they're too big they refused to sit for a single debate or proper interview. Lol.

Laggafin:
Buhari must never happen to Nigeria again in any guise whatsoever. he has taken us back to stone age with speed of light..

;DYou can say that again! Nigerians are now doing trade by barter cause of this man.

And only God forbid another Jackal of an entity doesn't take over from him.

Strafudeen:
It's so annoying to be disappointed in a fool one should never have believed in ...

Buhari is really a curse to humanity. He made sure that his last days in office will be our worst, every single Nigerian has felt this pain of a policy.

What will he be remembered for in this life?

seborrhic:
Without even checking your history,I am pretty certain you are one of those that praised Buhari and called him a messiah when he stuck to the naira change policy and deadline.
Now that it didn't change the outcome of the election,he remains a disaster!
Clowns!!

Baba even me ma trusted Buhari on the Naira policy oh!! I thought maybe this time around the complete ***** of a human will get it right. Alas it is same old Buhari that we all know after all.

I am more heart broken than you but this your post is funny really. This is the most funniest post on Nairaland since this elections started.

I just can't believe I trusted Buhari to handle anything right, just can't believe I fall for his words this time.

At the end of the day, Buhari made sure he severely punished us for about two months only to end up doing absolutely nothing.

Nigeria is really cursed, now I believe it!

Plus10:
Wike will never go unpunished for subverting the will of the people

The guy should be banished and sent to exile or 20yrs in prison.

misreal:
They do not care about national development,only their pockets.
In 2023,Nigeria is still doing manual voting..

Lol.

Anyhow this elections go I will still come out a winner, personally.

Validated:
Once results are uploaded through BVAS such results are hard coded. If result sheets are showing different results, the BVAS supersedes the manual results.
So APC may be destroying nothing actually, just wasting time as if we are in 2018.

Don't believe every smooth and well constructed English you hear my friend. They also said it will be displayed in real time. Right?

Then if that didn't happen do you think it is these fancy English you just wrote that is true?

misreal:
The idea is that,they are manipulating it before uploading it

Thank you! These people are not doing Peter Obi or Datti, hell, they're not even doing the Igbos. I am yet to see a Hungry Igbo even with the marginalization and disenfranchisement of the Buhari's administration. And I know it won't change.

CoronaVirusRelo:
😂🤣😂😀


When my highly esteemed and reputable self was telling you all to sell your votes and use proceeds to eat Nkwobi, you thought I was joking!


You voted for Peter and he still didn’t win. You lost and still didn’t make it to eat Nkwobi.


Hello! It’s impossible to rig with BVAS. It the best technology to counter rigging, and why election was free and fair

. What you still fail to get is the majority of Nigerians will suffer the consequences of these corruption for decades to come.

Another thing is I am not Igbo definitely!

But most importantly is my boss said to me if they rig these elections he's leaving the country for good! I will benefit from this directly cause I will be the new boss of the business.

So you see my person, you're not doing me directly, in fact you're doing yourself. Cause God will trace each and everyone of you soon.

We've done our own for this shit hole!

Another thing is, as soon as the elections are rigged and announced, I am deactivating from you people's forum never to come back.

We all know the real importance of the BVAS. It is ment to display results live online for all to see, in real time. Right?

Well if 24hrs after some polling units have started voting and still results aren't yet displayed it only means Buhari just wasted our scarce resources on a useless so-called technology that only makes it easier to rig elections.

How, you might ask?

Cause now the most wealthiest among the corrupt politicians can just sit on a computer and change results as they see fit.

I haven't eaten a proper food for weeks now cause no cash, Buhari said it was for our good.
We might have suffered for nothing still. The one with the biggest money bag can now just put whomever they see fit and however they see fit, from wherever they see fit. Just at the comfort of their homes. Easy peazy Japanezey!

They don't need to drive or send someone anywhere, stressing themselves unlike before. They can now just make some calls and there you have it. "Technology" indeed!

Nigeria is officially on sale to the highest bidder with this BVAS tech now.

I am happy you voted at last. I've been seeing your comments about the INEC late coming, you all will vote even if it takes till 12 midnight.

I am currently under the rain right now, but for Nigeria and Peter Obi and Datti Ahmed I will wait.

Pray about it, let Peter Obi win in first ballot.

ifytrik:
majority of them don't even have voters card, their initial plans to steal ballot box did not work and since they don't have voters card, there is nothing else they can do than stay at home and conduct election online

Who needs to stress himself voting when his candidate is Tinubu the money man. He has people buying votes as we speak.

ComradeNap:
Cult boys procured by the chairman of Isi Uzo LGA Barr Obiora Obeagu with the intention of attacking Hon Chijioke Edeoga, Labour Party Governorship Candidate and disrupting peaceful election in Eha-Amufu are now lodged in the residence of late Chief Ezekiel Ogbu very close to the methodist church before the residence of Prof Hillary Edeoga.

And in another development, Cult boys procurred by Mr Austin Nnamani the State PDP chairman are currently lodged in his compound at Neke, waiting to be deployed.

Recall that the labour party senatorial candidate for Enugu East Senatorial District Barr. Oyibo Chukwu was murdered last Wednesday on his way back from campaign tour. The murder of the labour senatorial candidate has led to INEC canceling senatorial election in the district earlier scheduled today. Many hands are already pointing at PDP candidate for the same position as the suspect in the murder case.

It seems that the ruling PDP in Enugu state want to use violence and assassination of opponents to retain power having seen that the people of the state have rejected them.
We call for heightened security presence around the labour party governorship candidate Hon. Barr. Chijioke Edeoga in this critical time. The people of the state do not wish to mourn any other of our illustrous sons in this election time

Mobilize yourselves, organize well, vote and wait for them. They will be disgraced.

ifytrik:
if only you voted today you would have found out what am talking about, no matter how you try obi will surely win this election

Thess people do not vote, they're all at home thats why you don't here anything about their PUs just disturbances online.

Note: Many Labour Party supporters are either voting or sharing situation reports of their units while Tinubu supporters are busy at home typing laughters.

It he who laughs last that laughs best!
I am encouraged by the OBIdients today, good job!

We will win this, God has set this up.

Hopium:
No be una dey praise UGM that time. What you sow, you reap, says the Bible.

Cry more. Your tears dey sweet my belle.

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What you people fail to realize and miscalculate is that far more than half of peter Obi and Labour Party's supporters are not Igbo or from the South East.

I will use these same pictures to laugh at you and your bigoted type here.

fastseo:
I wanted to type 10 but made mistake to type 11.

Almost exhausted like now.

They just arrived now in my unit...

You will vote Peter Obi of Labour Party from top to bottom, and Peter Obi of Labour Party will win from top to bottom.

Cast your vote and be ready to laugh last!

Hopium:


Eyah!

Sorry! Ndo!!

Awon werey. Ungun Men Known don blast their destiny along with INEC offices

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Your laughs will turn to cry of blood by this evening. Trust me!

He that takes joy in injustice shall be put to shame at last.

Every Pastor from that region is non existent in my mind after today!