₦airaland Forum

pentag0nal:
I have heard a lot that women never forget the first man to have sex with them, that no matter the man in their life presently and how much they love him, they can never forget the man that disvirgined them. Like there is just this thing that will always be there between the two of them and that a lady can never forget him.

People in the house, please is this true that no matter how a lady love you now, there is this special thing about the man that disvirgins them that they can never let go.

Mature comments please.

How is it different for a man? You don't remember the 31st woman you fvcked; but you definitely remember the first (even if you don't cherish the memory).

KingEbukasBlog:
calling me names because i said you were forming smart ... still doesnt change the fact but I feel the response of a pained nigga

LMAO. Pained nigga? Where did you learn that term? From rap songs? Have you lived in the US before? See monkey forming Americana. You are as inconsequential as a gnat. Your words cannot pain me; they can only irritate me. At which point I will squash you like Chinese cockroach that you are. Fvcking schlemiel.

KingEbukasBlog:
..u so ugly and stupid that nairaland had to reject your profile pic when you tried uploading it ... lmao

...the kind of diss I last heard in kindergarten. You indeed suffer from Down Syndrome. Confirmed.

irunoobo:
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They should have allowed these people to secede and form their Biafra back then. They are a pain in everyone's ass now [/size]

They were always free to form Biafra; as long as it was only composed of the South East.

shamecurls:
In as much as I agree with you, please never call an ijaw or Kalabari a Biafran. Please. South East is different from South -South

Oops.

omenka:
If I were Buhari, I'd try to ensure a bill is passed that would criminalise utterances like this. If you can't live in unity irrespective of your tribe or where you come from, remain in your house and interact with only your family or spew garbage in public and have your bigoted asss hauled into jail.

If I were Buhari, I wouldn't do anything that will remind people of Decree 4. That will be retrogressive and vindicate his detractors.

XBLadez:
Women are desperate! I've heard one telling her friends she can spend a million to get back her virginity because men are complaining she's "too loose" down there

Chai. Olobo Grand Canyon.

ShakurM:
Is she investing in her private part ni

Yep. She wants to be able to fvck Alhaji and use the the toto to control him. They call it "Toto Control" as opposed to "Total Control".

omenka:
After all that rant, I couldn't see a single line the article quoted coming from the general that suggests he's "drawn a battle line with the ss and se".

Wow. I scanned and scanned to find what Buhari said (referred to as utterances). NONE. Not a single quote.

freeman11:
Sometimes i wonder for some topics sef... if una no get stuff to talk why not whistle or perhaps hit hand for table? if you REQUEST for something and the person responds positively, would it not be polite to say "thank You"? even for real life sef, civility would recommend such chivalry. una dey prove Darwin right with these antagonistic responds to every thing civil oh

No mind the m0rons. Many of them cannot even chat up a chick outside of cyberspace; now forming Cassanova.

tonychristopher:
My papa be this, my mama be that, wetin u be...

Ohhh OK. You think I am merely proud of my history; but have no personal achievements? Who do you think is wiping the floor with you and your ancestors right now? You have no clue.

tonychristopher:
...grow up and hutsle

Hahaha...Hustle? As if a monkey like you knows the meaning of the word. You think roaming about the streets of Lagos is "hustling"? You be pr0stitute?

tonychristopher:
Oh my papa be this people :.....i have forgoten

Maybe u grow up son

Forgotten? Or you never knew? You this monkey of no lineage. You have no history; nothing. YOU ARE NOTHING.

tonychristopher:
What ever you wish for me or anybody you get it in tons


Why's is that your bitter . I am not the cause of your fraustration


What if I am self employed
What if I am not even in south west presently


Too much kids here ....you talk to much .stop the jealousy and start stud

Ignorance is bliss

Monkey, you are the one frustrated here. Don't project your miserable life on me. We are not coevals. An infant monkey speaking of kids. Which kids? You are not even fit to speak when kids speak on this forum.

Oh so you've ran out of the South West? Stop lying. If you left, where would you go? Speak in definite terms not indefinite. Maybe this, maybe that. Self employed? That's a laugh. How can a creature with the brainpower of a slug be self-employed?

KingEbukasBlog:
Logica got me laughing out loud ... dude was forming smart . He obviously got this crappy knowledge from an atheist website .And dude you aint a scientist so I don't get your laughter

I don't form smart. The amount of science publications I have read (I was about to use the word "digest" then I remembered you are one of those literally challenged individuals; and may assume I meant it literally - that I actually ate the publications) will take your entire pedigree eons to figure out. I am not surprised though; I saw your picture. Appears you suffer from Down Syndrome.

DProDG:
Exposing your ignorance has become a hobby of mine but you're making it so easy

You've clearly never heard of the Cosmic Microwave Background and the Wilkison Microwave Anisotropy Probe which are the most significant parts of the BBT. While "heard" might not be the right word, it's obvious Logica used it 'cause he was addressing someone with the brain of an infant.

My guy, obviously some people failed in English and English Literature. They have no clue that when you put a word in quotes (as I did), in that context that word is an analogy. A "scientist" or "physicist" with comprehension issues can be dangerous. We might need to find where ever they graduated from or about to graduate from to inform that they do not deserve a certificate.

Secondly, anybody with a second rate knowledge of Physics knows that sound does not travel through space (vacuum). So, there shouldn't have been any ambiguity to my use of the word "heard", even if it was already in quotes.

tonychristopher:
I was wondering how your parents felt when they did your naming ceremony, that is if they ever did that or if you were ever dedicated...i thing that you have stupidity in its finest form and your foolery is grandiose


Such a waste of sperm, i am not sorry for you but i pity your parents that assume that they have beggotten a child never knew they had an imp for a child what muslim will call iblis and some south west will call esu or whatever


you are just a regurgitated imp


dont quote me again


now run with your tail in between ur legs

I didn't bother reading most of your crap. But once again, your entire lineage is a waste of sperm; you this flat-headed monkey. I can even prove it - mention your Great Grandfather's name. Who is your Great Grandmother? What was your Great Grandfather's occupation? You this monkey that just climbed down from a tree.

Have you found another job under another Yoruba man? Just watch; you are about to get sacked again. You will never find a job anywhere in the South West again till you find your way to the bush you came from. I'm sure if I see you in real life, I'll probably laugh till I develop a seizure because I have no doubt you are one of those hungry looking Zombie-like losers roaming Lagos streets.

tonychristopher:
Pls I didn't ridicle Yoruba I just told you to simply refute his claims . why are you daft

I told you to tell us how Yoruba came about the names instead of calling people names

Grow up Biko

Your FATHER is daft. See who is telling me to grow up. I have your antecedents on hand - from moping about how a Yoruba boss fired you (for being extremely daft like your FATHER that is). Or you've forgotten? You better fvck off before I use your entire lineage to wipe the floor.

Sweetlemon:
Nigerians with their dirty minds. Seems like most of us don't know what it is to be close to one or two family members of the opposite sex.

I wish it was even dirty mind; rather than simply being bush.

tonychristopher:
at the end u didn't refute his claims ..u just ranted

yoruba was coined by derogatory word by hausa ....Yoruba!




prove the submission wrong

You obviously have a serious mental illness that makes you seek out everything to do with Yoruba and try to ridicule. I will advise you move out of Yoruba land before you are found out and dealt with outside of cyberspace.

Now, to the matter. The Oyo people had referred to their language as Yoruba; which the Hausa people tend to pronounce as Yarba. But then some mischievous ones (Hausa) intentionally mispronounce this as "YAR BAWA" which means "children of slaves" (it is the same "YAR" you see in "Yar Adua" ) rather than "YORUBAWA" meaning "Yoruba people". The Hausas did not give us our name; they simply popularized our name because they had a written culture (Ajami) before us.

http://archive.org/stream/historyofyorubas00john/historyofyorubas00john_djvu.txt

The only written record we have on this subject is that of the
Sultan Belo of Sokoto, the founder of that city, the most learned
if not the most powerful of the Fulani sovereigns that ever bore
rule in the Soudan.

Capt. Clapperton {Travels and Discoveries in Northern and Central
Africa, 1822 — 1824) made the acquaintance of this monarch.
From a large geographical and historical work by him, Capt.
Clapperton made a copious extract, from which the following is
taken : — " Yarba is an extensive province containing rivers,
forests, sands and mountains, as also a great many wonderful
and extraordinary things. In it, the talking green bird called
babaga (parrot) is found."

" By the side of this province there is an anchorage or harbour
for the ships of the Christians, who used to go there and purchase
slaves. These slaves were exported from our country and sold
to the people of Yarba, who resold them to the Christians."

" The inhabitants of this province (Yarba) it is supposed
originated from the remnant of the children of Canaan, who were
of the tribe of Nimrod. The cause of their establishment in the
West of Africa was, as it is stated, in consequence of their being
driven by Yar-rooba, son of Kahtan, out of Arabia to the Western
Coast between Egypt and Abyssinia. From that spot they
advanced into the interior of Africa, till they reach Yarba where
they fixed their residence. On their way they left in every place
they stopped at, a tribe of their own people. Thus it is supposed
that all the tribes of the Soudan who inhabit the mountains are
originated from them as also are the inhabitants of Ya-ory. Upon
the whole, the people of Yarba are nearly of the same description
as those of Noofee (Nupe)^"

YabaLeftist:
Davido face be like...

...he feels the heat trying to keep the watery sh!t in check.

Billyonaire:
You chose to lie on the ground to greet your parents, good for you. I chose to stand tall and tell them "good morning", you chose to worship an Oba, good for you, but I chose to lower my head and shake his hand with both of my hands, while he pats me on the back and say "May our forefathers be with you".

Right. That's what they refer to as lacking respect for the culture of your hosts. In stricter climes, your head would be relieved from your body (for the apparent weight might overburden your neck as I can infer from your posts) and paraded around town for such disrespect. Much as you crave, you have NO ownership over Lagos. You are a guest.

Billyonaire:
I am more Lagosian than most of you who have not even hired a single Nigerian, not even a fellow Yoruba person but are quick to say..."Lagos is yoruba land". Can you afford a plot of land in this Lagos ? If you can, then you have a stake, and you are a Lagosian with full rights of Lagosian and Nigerian, fullstop.

Using your definitions; I submit that the owner of Google Inc (Larry Page) is more Lagosian that you. Don't let your good fortune deceive you; for each house or land in Lagos you have, there are a hundred quiet Yorubas with 10 times more.

Billyonaire:
At least that's what African culture passed down. Oba is a man like me, so allow me to address him in plain languages.

You don't see the irony in there, do you?

Billyonaire:
Is it right for an Oba to eat from the politicians palms and become messenger of derogatory rhetoric ? Straight-forward answer please.

Apparently you are embittered by the PDP defeat in Lagos. Because I believe it is general knowledge the reason the Oba made "derogatory rhetoric" was in reaction to Agbaje's campaign tactics; not because he's eating from anybody's palms.

Billyonaire:
Why are you jumping around responding to messages meant for others ? Are you the one using different usernames ?

If you don't want others to respond to your posts on a public forum, best you can do is send private messages or write in your private diary.

Billyonaire:
This discussion is NOT for women. Can you invite your husband to come and discuss this issue with me ? Thanks for respecting yourself in advance. Oba Lil Wayne needs my reprimand. He is a mere mortal and cant do some shit I do.

Sorry, but in Yoruba culture, women are not excluded from discussions. Yoruba culture is egalitarian; and our women had been voting long before Europeans discovered "Women's Rights".

seunfly:
Oboy!!!!! That name go fear you ooooo, you will know he is real traditional man. Esugbayi = Adoration to Satan or Satan has respect.

...if Satan = Esu, then God the Father = Obatala and Jesus = Oduduwa.

alberto2k:
Wow! this is great!

Me sef dey prepare to go climb Mountain Everest and mountain Kilimanjaro

You never even climb the ant hill behind your house...

Blackchampion:
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...that was because their a$$es were not big enough (Oyinbo).

kayceerilyn:
...would you advice your sister to bathe in a bathing room with brown tiles,sometimes used pads and tissues are dumped there and even some others defacate there......the halls of residence have nott been renovated for a long time...Maybe you guys should start speaking for us

So people should start speaking for you on how to use toilet properly and clean them? Who are the ones putting used pads and tissue on the floor? Who are the ones defecating on the floor? Aliens from Mars?

Unfortunately, two of Barca's most reliable players at the moment cost 2 points tonight.