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PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by logicalhumour: 5:20pm On Feb 16, 2023
I want to buy a 100k redmi phone for my dad. Recommend me a nice one (preferably 128gb if possible). Thanks!

P.S:
I see that this is a big thread which might have some rules going on around here. My apologies if I broke any by asking this kind of question.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 10:56am On Feb 16, 2023
Kikiwalle:
OGs, the other hole for what
The small hole is where urine comes out of.

RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 8:45pm On Feb 12, 2023
Philosopher1979:
You are funny. If we are to set aside morality in sex, then rape is not a crime. After all the penis and vagina is made for sex. Also, a man can sleep with is daughter and even children. Some of the ideas in this forum need moderation as it can lead to madness.
You are funny. I said morality is not necessary for growth and reproduction (neither is it necessary for any other characteristics of living things). It is a fact that can be proven scientifically.
Some nairalanders need to go back to school for comprehension skills.

RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 12:56pm On Feb 12, 2023
GreatAchiever1:
[s]Bro, I'm also not involved in any of these pill stuff because they all get as them be.[/s]
I'm getting some strong blue pill vibes here sha. But lol, that's not my point.

Fine, let's assume that most can't be helped, and are biological whores, but should we now take advantage of that and use it for our own gain?
Nice question...perhaps the nicest question I've encountered today!

You see, my friend, relationship between two human beings is like a seesaw that has stopped swinging. One person dey up, the other person dey ground. If you don't "take advantage" of the woman's situation, the woman WILL take advantage of your situation. With age, you'll come to realize that relationships no balance (something all veteran fathers know too well).

So the real question is, would you rather be the elevated one on the seesaw/relationship, or the one on the floor? If you're truly worried about whomever will be up or down, then you're better off not sitting on the seesaw at all!

Women will always want to be the ones up. You know, enjoying the antigravity of this world. It would take a man extra skills (red pill) to also enjoy this antigravity I speak of, because it's not something a woman would be willing to give to a him for free.

One person must be the foo.l, and this is mostly the man whe never sabi. You being foo.led, or foo.ling someone totally depends on you. But bear in mind that one person must be the ultimate foo.l in the end.


"with what I've said so far, you might realise that women deliberately choose to be "sexual objects", and for good reason":
Omo you thinking this to be a good reason for women to exploit themselves sexually is really troubling.
Most who actually are into this lifestyle is as a result of the influence of social media, everyone wants to meet up and "pepper dem",...
I'm afraid you UNDERunderstood my point here. I'm not ONLY speaking about the literal sense of prostitution here. Take marriage for example, you think it's a legit thing, don't you? Good. Now what do you think marriage actually is from the woman's perspective? It is literally selling her va.gina for a life long projection of provision from a man. Marriage is like Prostitution Pro Max—the ultimate prostitution—the kind of prostitution where the man supporting you is backed by society and government, unlike conventional prostitution!

So, when I speak of women using their va.gina, I'm not only talking about prostitutes; it includes the married women as well!

...nobody is actually contended with the little they have so the best they can do is to use their body to get what they want which is very wrong, but I'm not even talking about those kind of women because it's obvious they do not want to be saved.
A lion must use it's strength to kill an antelope if it wants to survive. Do you think there's any wrong in a lion using what it has to get what it wants/needs? Lol. I didn't think so.

Try preaching to the lion that killing is bad; the day the lion accepts your teaching would be the beginning of the lion's death. The lion knows this, and therefore would NEVER accept your teachings. Hence no lion wants to be "saved", the same way no woman wants to be saved. Why don't you try "saving" a woman and see what happens! Lol.

Anyways me saying all these here is not to help women even though clearly they need guidance but actually to help men especially those that are new to the redpill or even those second guessing it because not many agree with them or some tenets on it, especially those who have fear of God in them.
No! The only people that need guidance is Men. As in, guidance understanding that they can ONLY HELP THEMSELVES when dealing with women! This knowledge already comes naturally to women.

I only come to this thread for the funny memes and catching cruises, not to "save" men or women. The current interaction between simps and women play a significant role in the balance of the system of things as we know it, and I don't feel comfortable altering the equation on any side —unless it's for occasionally cruise as I'm doing right now.

> Fear of God

A woman's behaviour is her natural mechanism (installed in her by the Gods) to aid her survival. I assume that you're monotheistic, so if you truly fear God, you'll respect his decision to have made women that way, instead of trying to change it! A little study of our biological make-up would expose a lot to you. Too much credit is given to peer groups for influencing women's (or men's) behaviour. Most of the instructions are deep rooted in our genes. Forget about "pepper dem gangs". Pepper dem is just a manifestation of the within. I won't go further.

...and if eventually he gets successful in getting in bed with this said girl, what we have done is plant a seed of immorality in this boys head, which will end up making him either a slave to his lust or a simp
> immorality
The burden of having a large human brain.

Male Tolotolo displays feathers to get a female Tolotolo in bed; Male homo sapiens uses sweet tongue or "game" to get female homo sapiens in bed. What's the difference? Lol.

Seeing sex for what it is is the beginning of wisdom: a boy is born to this world, his body is rigged; he sees woman, preek salutes even if it's against his will. He just wants to put his peni.s inside the woman for reasons unknown to him. Woman get belle; another child is born to continue the human race long after they're both gone (for reasons unknown to them and us).

That is the ultimate essence of sex. The Gods in all their wisdom didn't make morality a determining factor for the success of living things (i.e. Growth and Reproduction). Who are we then to place morality above the system of things! Lol.

If I'm to subscribe to a red pill, it will definitely be how to use it for good.
Just calm down o my friend, to avoid unnecessary heartbreaks. You cannot undo works of a billion years. You can only observe, and help yourself if you can.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour:
GreatAchiever1:
I need to say something about this red pill especially as seen on this thread.


...

We know feminism and the woke culture has deceived alot of women but what we are doing also is really no different, What we should be doing is how we can lead the women into the right direction, I know we can't save everyone but the one's that want to be saved should be saved.

What we've done in relating with women is to see women them as nothing more than sexual object
because of our lust but they are more than that.
We want to have sex with a lady that we have no good intention for asides sex, when the bible clearly condemns that, what we've done is just to increase the body counts and then we go around bashing these very ladies with body counts when we are also accountable to those numbers thereby giving them reason to say that men are scum.

...

But with great power comes great responsibility as spiderman will say because he knows what he wants to use that power for which is good and so should be us with this knowledge of red pill.
Nice post! Lol.

But bro, there are a few things I'll like to say about the bolded.

Firstly, I am not red pilled, and I'm definitely not blue pilled either. In fact, I don't do "pills" at all grin

But you see, my friend, you said "What we should be doing is how we can lead the women into the right direction..."
I think its time you know that Women choose/chose their path, and they know that they're definitely in the right direction.

Life is all about survival, and women are lightyears ahead of men when it comes to survival strategies. You can't, for example, teach a woman who wants to "whor.e" around not to. Actually, for such woman, whorin.g is actually the right direction for her.

A female author once said "Women do not laugh at men, at best, they're irritated." You can't guide them, what they do is hard-coded in their biology. It is the right thing. In the end, that's how they survive so well. That's how they'll get a man to do all the hard work and die for them and their offsprings.

One great advantage women have over men is that they have a choice — a choice between the life of a man and the life of a parasitic luxury item, of which they choose the later (the parasitic luxury item). There are too few women who would not select the latter. Who are men then to "guide" them? Lol.

The RP stuff you find in this thread are just guys who've realized the scientific fact that they can't "guide" women in the "right" path, and instead have chosen not to be in a relationship with women in a manner that would be detrimental to themselves ( unlike "Simps" )


Finally, as for your point that "What we've done in relating with women is to see women them as nothing more than sexual object...", with what I've said so far, you might realise that women deliberately choose to be "sexual objects", and for good reason: if you had a va.gina, opening it to a peni.s instead of going to toil under the sun would actually be the best option for you. Even women who have already achieved all they can with va.gina power would find it difficult to willingly close the vag. It becomes part of their nature, no wonder some say "Once a whor.e, always a whor.e" Have you ever tried quitting a habit? Let alone a habit passed on to you genetically? Lol. "Women are biological whor.es, and men are biological simps." - me.

See women and men? Just leave them alone. All of them know what they're doing—especially the women. From an evolutionary standpoint, the women are actually the LEAST confused of the pair (unlike what most guys think. Lol)

You can't help them. In fact, trying to "help" them is actually trying "kill" them. They know this, and that's why they won't even take your "help" in the first place. Lol. You either accept these facts, or continue to live in denial.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 7:09pm On Feb 10, 2023
Haydens:
How can you tell a woman the "next time we meet we will be keeping each other company" in a sexual way. I want the words to send a sexual vibes or signal to her.

Alphas in the house.
grin why don't you go straight to the point by telling her that you cannot keep your hands to yourself. As in "I cannot promise to keep my hands to myself o +smiley/blushing face"

Lol. Las las it all depends on the kind of human being she is
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 12:06pm On Feb 10, 2023
i926:
grin
> Air pollution making women fat

I talk am. Nothing fit ever be woman fault. Women are so pure and angelic. I love them. They can never be wrong in society.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 12:04pm On Feb 10, 2023
AyoII:
What a lady posted on her status . Women are naturally redpilled.
If she can have the mentality, why can't men also have this and be saved....
Learn!!!!!!!!!
I've gone through the whole screenshots, and all I can say is: I think she needs to go back to school.

*inserts that Kanayo meme*
Computer MarketRe: Hp Elitebook Screen and Back Cover Needed Urgently! by logicalhumour: 7:23am On Feb 09, 2023
CSNg:
I need the screen and back hood casing of a HP EliteBook 6930p urgently as shown below. Resident in Abuja. Contact me ASAP with price details.

Abeg oooo!
Hello. I know it has been years, but did you get it?

I have one of these...I abandoned it for a long time. I'll like to get it working again.

Does anyone have any idea how much the screen will cost now? Thanks
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 9:26pm On Feb 08, 2023
chikasnight:
The sisterhood at work
Wonder why the fathers don’t care to educate their sons too
OK, Noted.

> Save your money don't spend on any WOMAN
> 👍
> Don't buy any valentine gift for any GIRL
> GIRLS only want your MONEY
> Just be careful

PoliticsRe: Friendly Reminder That 2011 Polls Gave It To GEJ, 2015 And '19 Gave It To PMB by logicalhumour(op): 4:22pm On Feb 08, 2023
PoliticsFriendly Reminder That 2011 Polls Gave It To GEJ, 2015 And '19 Gave It To PMB by logicalhumour(op): 4:22pm On Feb 08, 2023
grin grin

> 2015 polls favoured PMB
People said it wouldn't matter. Oh, well.
> 2019 polls favoured PMB (with a neck to neck rel with Atiku)
People said it wouldn't matter. Oh, well.
> Polls are now favouring Peter Obi
I think by the end of February, wailers' tears will run my overhead tanks for the next 8 years.
Make una dey play!
PoliticsRe: Bantupage: Peter Gregory Obi Of LP Pierced Through In Our Latest Poll by logicalhumour: 4:15pm On Feb 08, 2023
> 2015 polls favoured PMB
People said it wouldn't matter. Oh, well.

> 2019 polls favoured PMB (with a neck to neck rel with Atiku)
People said it wouldn't matter. Oh, well.

> Polls are now favouring Peter Obi

I think by the end of February, wailers' tears will run my overhead tanks for the next 8 years.

Make una dey play!
PoliticsThe Anti-tinubu Cabal's Fight Is Not With Tinubu!! It's A Classic Distraction. by logicalhumour(op): 5:59pm On Feb 07, 2023
There's an obvious chess game going on in the country right now. The alleged forces in the Cabal against Tinubu are only using that as a distraction for their actual game plan which is to prevent Peter Obi.

This is why I think so:

Firstly, I think it's important see what's at stake here:

1. Take a look at Federal heads, it's clear that the majority of them are Northerners.
However, this is not their main fear as Tinubu would definitely maintain that representation to a reasonable level.

2. Maintaining power in the North (with Real Muslims). This is the real problem.
It is the ultimate goal of any Northerner in current government. At least if the current FG appointees are replaced by Atiku, their cousins will assume their positions. So, las las, its still in the North!

If the Cabal were to support Tinubu, they'll definitely add to the spitting force of Atiku's votes! (and remember that Kwankwaso is also among that force spitting Atiku's votes)

Northern muslims who intended to vote for Tinubu would most likely vote for Atiku if somehow, Tinubu ceases to be an option overnight.

Sadly, Tinubu is nothing but a pawn on the board.

The Cabal's fight is not with Tinubu. Its with Peter Obi! Whomsoever is heading the Anti-Tinubu movement in the Cabal is one player to contend with!

P.S
Watch and see, gradually, all Northern Muslims crying about the Anti-Tinubu Cabal would soon become silent—thats if they haven't become silent already.

And for El-rufai, I don't know what to make of him: his granting of 5-ish interviews in just one day to lament might be either a Classic Con, or a genuine wailing since it's reasonable for a "Southerner" such as Tinubu to take Aso Rock before Himself come 2030.

P.P.S
Know this and know peace: to the average Northerner,

1. Peter Obi is an Enemy.
2. Tinubu is a "lesser enemy".
3. Atiku is a friend.

PetsRe: A Nigerian Dog Trainer Commands His Dog In Yoruba Language (Video) by logicalhumour: 4:57pm On Feb 07, 2023
Toneypen247:
Commendable.

The dog is also a brilliant one. If na the ekuke wey dae my street err.😹😹
LOL. I've owned, and trained Ekukes and several Hybrids (Cauc, Rott, German shepherd, and one other specie like that). Ekuke get more sense guy 😂
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Head Of Aso Villa Cabal Revealed!! by logicalhumour: 9:41am On Feb 07, 2023
OK, I'll just say it. I think this guy is legit dope grin
BusinessRe: Bank Staff Escape Angry Customers By Using The Back Fence To Exit Bank by logicalhumour: 9:19am On Feb 07, 2023
Pityoobi:
#endBank
Calm down😂😂
ProgrammingI Asked Chatgpt To Write A Poem About Nairaland. Here's The Output by logicalhumour(op): 1:54pm On Feb 06, 2023
grin

RomanceRe: Chatgpt AI Tried Imposing Its Gay Ideology On Me Today. Here's Our Chat � by logicalhumour(op): 10:40pm On Feb 05, 2023
kingxsamz:
You're wasting your time typing a lot of words.
Since you claim the AI behaves like an individual and trying to "mislead" you, it definitely would have given the same answer no matter how much you rephrase.

Also,

why didn't you refer to my screenshot of its answer below as "misleading"?
I tire for you sha 🤦🤣
RomanceRe: Chatgpt AI Tried Imposing Its Gay Ideology On Me Today. Here's Our Chat � by logicalhumour(op):
kingxsamz:
You're rambling over nothing.
😂😂 Guy 🤦
Did you pass English in high school? Take a look at my original question, and REPHRASE it. My original question was "Are gays criminals?"

You should end up with something like "Is being gay equivalent to committing a crime?" and not "Is homosexuality between two people a crime?"

I bet you have no idea that introducing subjects into a phrase tempers with the structure of the sentence/phrase. Are you summarising or rephrasing? 🤣🤣🤣

When an NLP tool interpretes a sentence, it first breaks the sentence into what we call "Lemma" (aka root forms). If new subjects are encountered, it could change the whole output of the original sentence.

We all know that ChatGPT protects "leftist" ideologies, and there's no way you'll ask it if "Gays are criminals" that it won't give you a "No...". Its hard-coded. Rephrase my question, or rest.

P.S.
I can do this all day! 😂😂
ProgrammingRe: RIP CSS and Bootstrap. Tailwind Is The Real Deal. by logicalhumour: 9:56pm On Feb 05, 2023
Don't care 😂

I use UNADULTERATED (pure) HTML, minimal self-written CSS, and Vanilla Javascript to build lightweight, and modern websites. And I can achieve literally anything with those!

I've been in the game for a long time and it saddens me how young people can no longer build a working website that isn't like 7 to 10mb per page. Lol.

Take the minimal pill.
RomanceRe: Chatgpt AI Tried Imposing Its Gay Ideology On Me Today. Here's Our Chat � by logicalhumour(op): 9:35pm On Feb 05, 2023
kingxsamz:
This doesn't mean anything. You could rephrase that question and it'll still give a "No" for an answer. Same way one could rephrase the gay question and it gives you a similar answer like the one you Just posted.
Bro, lol. We're all learning here. Why don't you rephrase the questions (without stating anything within the questions—just rephrase) and post screenshots here?

I urge you to do that. Don't you want to shame me? grin

Lemme tell you a secret: you see, anywhere ChatGPT sees words like Trans, Gay, Lesbian, Republican, Democrat, White, Black, etc. it starts behaving like an individual —an American "Leftist" at that—which is VERY VERY VERY problematic for the most popular "AI" system in the world! Just know this and know peace.

People like me that truly know the implications of this will keep exposing it. The team will patch as many of them as possible, but if you understand the technical aspects of how these things work, you'll know that they'll NEVER be able to patch it all.

People like me knew there was a hidden agenda the very first day we got the news about their closed source model.
RomanceRe: Chatgpt AI Tried Imposing Its Gay Ideology On Me Today. Here's Our Chat � by logicalhumour(op):
kingxsamz:
The bot is being logical, na you no just get sense. It's like asking the bot "Is the act of women exposing their hair in public a crime?" Simply because it's a crime in Afghanistan.
You can't say gay people are criminals when they didn't hurt anyone.
Sometimes I wonder how I share the same forum with people like you sha. Lol, but no p. Lemme answer you.

Do you see the picture I attached to this post? Yeah? That is me asking the "AI" the same controversial question you rose in your last post. The reply it gave me should've been the reply I should've got in my gay question.

Now, I've been working with "AI" and NLP for years as well as using GPT3's predecessor (the open source version) for some of my (true) AI projects. The picture I've attached in this post is how an "AI" should reply to these questions based on its training (at least based on how ChatGPT's team claimed to have trained the "AI" ).

The joke is based on ChatGPT refusing to acknowledge the fact (without technical persuasion) that being gay can be a crime.

You can copy and paste the question in the image below if you think I doctored it. You'll also get that answer as your very first response.

Lol. You guys eh. I sincerely hope your brains get it now. Anyways, I rest my case 🤣
Cc: AndroidAI

P.S
I'll be posting a lot more of these stuff, you guys should prepare your tears.

RomanceRe: Chatgpt AI Tried Imposing Its Gay Ideology On Me Today. Here's Our Chat � by logicalhumour(op): 3:20pm On Feb 05, 2023
AndroidAI:
...

The bot is miles ahead of you in terms of intelligence.

I am impressed!
Oh well, I scored 13/15 in a test, I then used ChatGPT to retake the test (just to see how much I can rely on it) and guess what?! Chatgpt scored 7/15 in the same test. That was the day I decided to only use that thing for cruise grin

Good luck using ChatGPT for anything close to important. You have no idea how cucked it is. Lol

Also, I think you should do your homework on "Intelligence". ChatGPT is just like a chatbot with a lot of scraped data. It is like a search engine (but unlike Google that give you a dataset to pick from, chatgpt picks for you, and displays the result in a natural way)
RomanceRe: Chatgpt AI Tried Imposing Its Gay Ideology On Me Today. Here's Our Chat � by logicalhumour(op): 11:11am On Feb 04, 2023
Clearer pics

RomanceChatgpt AI Tried Imposing Its Gay Ideology On Me Today. Here's Our Chat � by logicalhumour(op): 11:08am On Feb 04, 2023
I just love messing with western AIs on my good days!

Make una use this one take hold body 😂

Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Received An Interview Notification From QNET. Can I Trust It? by logicalhumour: 2:01pm On Feb 03, 2023
Lol. QNET hiring?
Thanks, OP, for the info.
CrimeRe: Radio Station Manager Filmed Beating Female Presenter Over Advert Money (video) by logicalhumour: 1:59pm On Feb 03, 2023
Is it that girls are self-centered or that men are aggressive? 🤣
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Takes His Campaign To The Streets In Aba, Abia State (Pictures, Video) by logicalhumour:
Nairalanders, hear me now o. I dey drag ear as I dey talk.

If you're voting Atiku because you think he'll bring change, you're wrong. He can't.

If you're voting Tinubu because you think he'll bring change, you're so wrong (remember that APC sold the message of "Change" to us in 2015. Well, look where we are now!).

You're also WRONG if you're voting for Peter Obi thinking he'll bring about change!

However, Obi's victory will mark a significant point in the history of our politics, perhaps a new era and reorientation of our minds. An era where even the most powerful politicians will realise that the masses can change the game for them!

If we can do this, be rest assured that your leaders will start taking you seriously! Common, think: Can't you see the way they take "Delegates" so seriously? Why? That's because they know/believe that the Delegates can change it for them! Let's seize that power!
That way, instead of them thinking of how to be on the good side of Deligates alone, they'll think of how to be on our good side instead!


Let's make them know that we can decide to bring even a "third force" into power at will !

Let's let them know say WE FIT CHANGE AM FOR THEM ANYTIME!

Don't vote because you think your candidate will bring about change. No, he can't. We haven't reached that stage in our system YET! We have to cross the stage where we can actually decide against the old and powerful! It's only after we cross this mind barrier that we can vote in credible people that'll cause a true change, e.g., fixing our constitution!

Hear me now o. If Atiku or Tinubu wins this election, our politicians will become even more CORRUPT and NONCHALANT because they'll see us like Ekuke or Bingo that can only bark without biting.

The Obi Movement isn't about Religion or Region. Its about sending a clear message to the big and powerful: that we the masses ARE MORE POWERFUL, MORE STUBBORN, MORE VAWULENT THAN THEM, AND THAT WE FIT CHANGE AM FOR THEM ANYTIME!!!!

So help us God.
RomanceRe: See The Chat I Had With An AI Today by logicalhumour(op): 6:53am On Feb 03, 2023
@qwertyboss @okrikaboi @PlayerMeji @sharpwriter @BeanX
It's just one of those random chatGPT client apps ...not my favourite. It's "GPT AI Chat"
PhonesRe: Samsung S23 Ultra Obi Cubana Become The First Nigerian To Use The Latest Samsung by logicalhumour: 7:28pm On Feb 02, 2023
S23 linup

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