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Romance › Re: See The Chat I Had With An AI Today by logicalhumour(op): 5:52pm On Feb 02, 2023

Romance › See The Chat I Had With An AI Today by logicalhumour(op): 5:51pm On Feb 02, 2023

I haven't stopped laughing 🤣
I did this just for the laughs.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 12:18pm On Feb 02, 2023

GRIMMJOE:
Oya I don enter you, show me the shege.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 8:45pm On Jan 31, 2023

Johnchrix:
Miracood is a simp, If i want date serious relationship u go tell me make I no ask her about her virginity status!

LOL. But sha, I actually don't use those words (not with women, nor with guys). Your entire "mystery package" evaporates when people (guys/girls) catch you use those words.

Just stay on the low. Don't let people read you like an open book. For me, I just dey on the low, but when you enter me (boy or girl), you go see Shege grin

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 8:38pm On Jan 31, 2023

Miracood2:
Don't mention the following words to a woman whenever you're in a conversation..

1) Simp
2) Alpha
3) Virgin

Etc

I'm just thinking of a nice pick-up line right now...
"Hi there, my name is X. I am an Alpha male, and killer of all simps. Are you a virgin?"

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Romance › Re: I Found My Daughter Doing This In The Bathroom. Advise Please! by logicalhumour: 7:56pm On Jan 31, 2023*

I'm still here only to read the various blends of "La cliki la benditto" 😁😁😁

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Writers Needed by logicalhumour: 10:05pm On Jan 08, 2023

ChinemeremFidel:
Am interested

Sandraegbe:
Thanks for the opportunity. Am interested.

Am sure you two are perfect for the job grin

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Declined Honorary Doctorate Degrees From 7 Universities by logicalhumour: 6:15pm On Jan 06, 2023*

Nairalanders, hear me now o. I dey drag ear as I dey talk.

If you're voting Atiku because you think he'll bring change, you're wrong. He can't.

If you're voting Tinubu because you think he'll bring change, you're so wrong (remember that APC sold the message of "Change" to us in 2019. Well, look where we are now!).
[Edit: They started selling the message to us since 2014-ish/2015]

You're also WRONG if you're voting for Peter Obi thinking he'll bring about change!

However, Obi's victory will mark a significant point in the history of our politics, perhaps a new era and reorientation of our minds. An era where even the most powerful politicians will realise that the masses can change the game for them!

If we can do this, be rest assured that your leaders will start taking you seriously! Common, think: Can't you see the way they take "Delegates" so seriously? Why? That's because they know/believe that the Delegates can change it for them! Let's seize that power!
That way, instead of them thinking of how to be on the good side of Deligates alone, they'll think of how to be on our good side instead!

Let's make them know that we can decide to bring even a "third force" into power at will !

Let's let them know say WE FIT CHANGE AM FOR THEM ANYTIME!

Don't vote because you think your candidate will bring about change. No, he can't. We haven't reached that stage in our system YET! We have to cross the stage where we can actually decide against the old and powerful: It's only after we cross this mind barrier that we can vote in credible people that'll cause a true change, e.g., fixing our constitution!

Hear me now o. If Atiku or Tinubu wins this election, our politicians will become even more CORRUPT and NONCHALANT because they'll see us like Ekuke or Bingo that can only bark without biting.

The Obi Movement isn't about Religion or Region. Its about sending a clear message to the big and powerful: that we the masses ARE MORE POWERFUL, MORE STUBBORN, MORE VIOLENT THAN THEM, AND THAT WE FIT CHANGE AM FOR THEM ANYTIME!!!!

P.S:
You are 100% permitted to copy/redistribute this message anywhere within/outside Nairaland. If you share my views, them feel free to LOUD AM.

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Crime › Re: Body Of Young Woman Found Dumped Near Bridge In Jos (Graphic) by logicalhumour: 6:17pm On Dec 11, 2022

God1000:
Sad, they won't listen if you advise them to stop following yahoo guys.

The perpetrators of such heinous act should be seriously dealt with.

E fit be those Almajeri boys. I hear those Almajeri boys rub people with knives.

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Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Dumps PDP, Supports APC by logicalhumour: 11:33am On Dec 04, 2022

I can't respect any human being that sells Tinubu to me with a straight face.

Politics › Re: I Redesigned Keke Napep How Do I Raise Funds To Build It by logicalhumour: 11:09pm On Nov 29, 2022

Hafeez5000:
I redesigned keke napep to make it more comfortable and safe.i want to build it but I know all the components required to build it but I don't have funds to build it.how do I raise funds to build it?

Are you an engineer? Because hmm... I see so many wrong things/flaws in this you design. Nice concept sha.

Romance › Re: Nairaland founder Seun Osewa Featured On Instablog (pictures) by logicalhumour: 7:01pm On Nov 18, 2022

Sweetvie:
Seriously this guy is weird

I really wanna know his sexuality
He look like the one at the bottom

https://www.nairaland.com/7138539/humour-thread-lala-visits-mr grin

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Romance › Do You Understand This Meme? by logicalhumour(op): 6:29pm On Nov 05, 2022

I found this meme on a forum for women. Can a gentle nairaland lady explain it to me? grin

Romance › Re: I Was Caught Having Sex Inside The Bathroom. by logicalhumour: 5:03pm On Sep 29, 2022

It was my SS2. There was this girl that always liked behaving somehow somehow around me...always likes holding my hands. I actually was confused. But somehow somehow sha, we became very fond of each other. Lol. She started coming to pay me visits —"studying".

Just one day like that in class, simply because I answered a "tough" question correctly, that's how the girl came and sat beside me after the class and wanted me to teach her. It was a Friday.

The next day (Saturday) na so this girl carry herself (with pen and paper come my house o)

My Mum was home, she welcomed the girl normally.

That's how this girl burst inside my room. I was bathing. She lay on my bed and was playfully threatening to enter the bathroom. I thought she was joking o. Na so this girl enter o. She saw everything! Ah! I felt so shy...and determined to make her feel the same. Na so I drag the girl enter bathroom with me o.

Yes, I naked her too... And this yeye girl (but surprisingly sexy) was busy laughing.

That's how she grabbed by Dickson, I held her waist and boobs... We started kissing... Hmm... Like that like that o. Preek don strong, don dey throb like mad.

Ladies and gentlemen, na so my mama just burst in o.

[NOT to be continued]

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 10:09pm On Sep 26, 2022

Hey! Look what's I've got! 3 mentions in my net!

JESHAL:
BAS. TARDD

OfficialDJ:
What a m.o.r.o.n

Martinez39s:
@Logicalhumour
I won't make any moral or ethical case against you on this thread since this is an amoral space. However, try to keep your "underage talk" out of here and to yourself so as not to derail this thread. Stick to the red pill and the aim of this thread.

Since I always deliver, here's food for thought:
Isn't it ironic that women have a better understanding of men's sexual desires?!

Adult women want to have soft skins, they want to appear weak, they make their voices thin, soft and sweet, pouting their lips, always having tears at the corners of their eyes—pouring it out whenever needed, etc. Oh wait, remind me again, are these not the traits of the genuinely young? F^cking lol. Why do you think they keep doing these things (and only in the presence of men) if it doesn't work on you ALL!

You see, my lil friends, the reason why I love "arguing" with NPCs a lot is that, no matter the glaring facts I present to support my theor...well, to support my facts, NPCs will never be liberated. What you feel is hard-coded in your DNA. You've been programmed to be either "Red-pilled" or "Blue-pilled", On or Off, 0 or 1, Logical or Emotional, Ethical or Amoral. The absolute scope and state of NPCs, irrespective of gender or species.

You CAN'T reason beyond your scope. Your puny minds would explode by the mere thought of the fact that there are infinite states in-between your current programmed state.

I've not come here to redeem anyone. No. Matter-of-factly, you cannot be redeemed. Its either you were made an NPC, or you're an actual player in this world that happens to be STRANGER THAN FICTION itself. The NPC cannot alter it's state, no matter how hard it tried.

I've come here for game. We call it "game" in our world when we feast on the dead simplicity of NPCs. We know all your triggers, we know how to make you feel great, how to make you feel like sh!t, how to make you feel nothing at all. We. are. your. Gods.
Kneel!

Wanna still quote me on this particular matter? Lol.

*casts my net again*
*abbandons it again*

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 2:33pm On Sep 26, 2022*

LordAdam16:
Dude, you'll not come ahead in this argument, and for good reason.

The age of consent is immaterial to the argument. How the minor looks is also immaterial.

All that matters is that as a society, we've established an arbitrary point when an individual assumes full legal responsibility. That age is 18. And we've decided that those above that age can't f*ck those below that age.

In the past, that age used to be lower. Among the Latinos, Quinceañera is at age 15. Among the Jews, Bat Mitzvah is at age 13. Every culture had a "coming of age" rite or something after which an individual ceased to be a child and became a man or woman. I think the Igbos call the rite for women Iru Mgbede.

But times are different. The planet is home to 8 billion people. The global average life expectancy is 72 years. There's no conceivable reason for adults to have sexual relations with minors.

Now, I'll throw you a bone. The age of majority being set at 18 is a very recent development. In the West, the age of majority for girls used to be 14. So if 300 years ago, it was perfectly fine in practically every region of the planet to wed a 16 yr old, nothing has changed genetically for men on a global scale to warrant citing any sign of attractiveness towards post-pubescent teens as a mortal sin.

That said, it doesn't mean much. As there are several things that used to be universally acceptable that aren't anymore. Slavery is an example.

And in light of the moral decadence and debauchery of modern times, thank heavens the age of majority is 18. In the past when adults could enter dalliances with 13-16 yr olds, pre-marital sexual relations were frowned upon. Betrothals were a thing. You can't pick and choose what you want.

If you want to be able to f*ck and be romantically attached to whomever without strings attached, keep your d*ck away from those under 18. People are wailing about how awful things are with the 18+ crowd, you want to lower the age limit to include those that can be coerced with N200 recharge card.

If you believe your feelings are genuine, I'll like to see you try to convince anyone to let you court their 13yr old daughter, sister, cousin, or niece. I'm pretty sure the best they'll do is tell you to return when they're of age. That is if you're not hospitalized for machete cuts.

If you're so pathologically inclined to screw a post-pubescent teen, search around for adults like Sarah Hyland, Ariana Grande, Sabrina Carpenter, Freya Allan, Lou Llobell, and Ruby Jay.

-Lord

I see that some of you, my lil NPCs think you've got rubber balls, quoting me. It's OK.

Have you read your post to yourself? Are you putting me on a moral path, or reassuring me that there's no sin in pedophilia?

Also, you speak about society saying that we can't f*ck ages below 18. Dear, are you a Nigerian? Lol. In Nigeria, adults can legally f*ck girls of even 14 years. Do these girls not come from families? We're they not given out without machete fights? Lol.

But then how can I expect you to know this about your very own country when you've been unfathomably manipulated by media propaganda (evidently from the list of adult-child wannabes you suggested for me to go after!) F^cking lol. And you don't even see this, hence your irredeemable NPC status. You don't even wonder why the Ariana girl you mentioned alway want to dress, talk and behave like a kid! I'm shakidbg wuth laughtxr asjj I type thiaas.

Listen up, son.
All these words you've copy-pasted from your romance with the media (typical of NPCs) is due to the common assertion that "children can't consent". And this assertion relies on the premise that sex, even when consented to, has some special propensity to cause harm, which it does not. By "a changing society with billions...", I believe your brain is trying to say "Informed consent" —which is an arbitrary legal concept which does not predict outcomes. Doesn't the fact that age of consent was once as low as 7 YEARS in the US (your go to source for conscience) ring a bell in your head? Of course, these no bell in the head of plebs to start with. Lol. Don't take it the wrong way, my friend. I honestly like you, my lil NPC. You might even be my favourite NPC in this thread. Good boy. Who's a good boy! Who's a guh boh! grin

Honesty, I could go on and on until I exhaust every essence of your NPC mind, but I'll hold back, waiting for who'll quote me on this issue. Lol. This is the whole purpose of having NPCs around us...watching them seeth, and get triggered while we suck their energy like sweet nectar.

Have you ever wondered why you deprive the younger girls from enjoying themselves with the older men? And absolutely no issues with a 15 year old boy f^cking the poor girl, depositing his matured semen in her vagina, and fleeing without caring for her? Isn't it amazing how much evil NPCs are capable of perpetrating! F^cking lol.

I have a special connection with the young. They have the purest spirits in human beings —just like myself.

Not all men are capable of having a crystal relationship with the young, it turns out that men are scumbags when it comes to sex, same way we have scumbag 'pedos'. As in, how dare you insinuate that I bought my love with "N200" airtime? This is why adults can never understand the ecstacy of true love. It's all money and calculations after you adult NPCs cross a certain age.

P.S
Lol. My balls! You talking about slavery as a thing of the past is so cringe, my dude. People in your country work for peanuts as minimum wage —that's even for those who work in above average institutions! Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying something is wrong with your slavery: you know, slaves have to exist to serve their masters. Lol. Not even citizens of high earning countries are left out. You. Are. All. Slaves. Lol.

As it turns out, my friend, the human race is inseparable from slavery. However, owing to the kind of slave mentality that has been programmed into you, I'm not sure you'll ever understand the nature and mode of operation of we non-NPCs—your literal masters and -LORDS.

All that matters is that as a society, we've established an arbitrary point when an individual assumes full legal responsibility. That age is 18. And we've decided that those above that age can't f*ck those below that age.

It is part of our plan to get you triggered by political, or religious affiliations among other societal constructs such as how evil a man's attraction to a teen is. We also get you triggered by your emotional affiliations —which is the whole idea of us non-NPCs letting the idea of "Redpill" to flourish. Oops. Scratch that. Lmao. This is partly to keep you in check, my lil NPC friend. Lol. You must not interfere with your f^cking Gods.

Of course, if all men go after the younger, fresher girls, it'll be bad. It's a very bad thing. It's morally, politically, spiritually, and every -ally wrong.

Keep off from underage girls. You're not meant to touch them, lil NPC. Keep your pedo pathetic fingers away from them, you pathetic f*cking mad sick sick sick scum! Don't you know that death to all pedos?

Lolololololololol

What a beautiful day to hang out with my young, fresh girl who happens to be as emotionally true to me as I am to her.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 9:56am On Sep 26, 2022*

...just don't quote me if you don't want a dose of me.

Haha. I LITERALLY. HAVE. ALL. DAY.

Perhaps, I've given you guys the "REALITY every guy should know about how, and why society conflates attraction to teens/the younger with Pedophilia/child rape", and it's ironic that "redpillers" can't swallow redpills. L. M. F. A. O.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 9:52am On Sep 26, 2022*

ubunja:
guys please use report button and stop this trash.

Another seething NPC detected.
Oh, how much I'm loving this.

You see, people like me have cracked the hidden code of society. We no longer need to hustle like NPCs to live confortably among other sh!ts NPCs like yourself do. Lol.

I can spend all day sh!t posting on the Internet if it pleases me. Lol. Don't take it personal, kiddo.

Meanwhile, my young girlfriend's arms are currently around me, and we're reading your pathetic seeths, laughing our hearts out. And she's like, "Honey, w-who are these creeps?" ;F

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 8:53am On Sep 26, 2022

dhiqson:
Wtf is this paedophile in our midst
How's someone. Happy a 12 year old girl smacked him like what the **** is the world turning into...
.

Haha, here's another NPC wondering what the "world" is turning into. Lol.

Well, I'll update you:
The world is filled with children engaging in sexual activities with each other (and this is not a recent development, this has always been the case, its just that in the past, men didn't really give the younger boys the chance to show their sexual selves, as the older men took the younger girls for themselves). And lemme guess, you wonder why you can't even find a virgin at your so-called legal age even though she might have never had sex with an adult due to the age protection? Lol. You've been played eternally.

You see, my little NPC, I can taste your fear and distaste for "Pedophiles" like sweet nectar on the tip of my tongue...and I'm loving it. I can also assure you that your misunderstanding of child sexuality is deeply rooted in repressive, outdated, puritanical sexual morality. Sex is not harmful, it's pleasurable and enjoyable; that's why despite the absence of adults, children still do it.

Age of consent laws are not in place to protect children, they exist because parents view their children as property, and don't want them to engage in something which upsets their sensibilities. Restricting the rights of children to partake in something pleasurable is not in the best interest of children, no matter how society tries to spin it. It's a violation of their bodily autonomy.

Take yourself for example, when did you start touching yourself for sexual pleasure? Exactly. Kids (boys and girls) start masturbating at very early ages (from 9yrs) and if given the opportunity, they'll fvck each other like frisky rabbits. And that's why you can't find virgins even among the young. It's simple, these young girls will get what they want even if it's not from adults. Lol.

I wouldn't even attempt to educate you on the difference between child rape and Pedophilia. But be assured that children know creeps when they see one, no wonder why they run away from you guys. Lol.

Your Pedophobia is due to something called "reaction formation", as attraction to minors is the norm in men. Don't act as though you aren't attracted to young girls. Fvcking lol.

P.S
I bet you don't even know that actually, Pedophilia is attraction to pre-pubertal children —around 13yrs and below. If I go deeper, you'll see where child rape comes into play. But I won't.

You see, a man gets turned on naturally when he sees certain features in a girl. And girls at 16, for example, are the epitome of these qualities we like.

See you soon, my little NPC grin

...and about the 12 year old girl spanking me, this is to tell you how free children can get with adults. I could drop other funny, innocent stories about teenage girls and myself (as an adult) just to piss you off, my NPC friend, but I won't give you the entertainment.

Children and teenagers like my spirit because I understand theirs as well. However, it's not all sexual as I only get turned on by the traits I like to see (which happens to be what the average man also likes to see). The difference between us is that I don't pretend about mine, and teens actually do find me interesting.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 3:04am On Sep 26, 2022*

GoddyOra:
...
Better enter the nearest white garment church and seek for 10-days flogging deliverance package or else you might no live to celebrate the works of your hard. Damn, Pedophiles deserve death sentence las las.

princekami:
See ehn Most children will try to recreate what they see on TV. More reason why as a adult you should correct their wrong doings and teach them the consequences of those act’s not take advantage of their curiosity.

Mr you need help or alteast relocate to a country Like Tonga etc where the legal consent age is from 14 upwards.

Listen to this nigga come here to say “Pedophilia is a sexuality” it seems like you have ingested a lot of those LGBT bulshit

The day we agree to LGBT that is the day our society & cultural practices will die.

Hahaha.

My dude, I bet you don't even know the laws governing your very own country —which is typical of NPCs. Lol.

You see, its only the southern states of Nigeria that go by the 18 year thingy. There's even a southern States that has its age of consent at 16 years.

In the northern states/penal code, it even gets more interesting. It goes from 15 upwards, and there are even certain circumstances that makes it possible to legally tweak the 15 years that's written in the law. So you see? I don't even need to go to your "Tonga".
But how would you know all these if you've let yourself to be totally eaten by western media and propaganda, developing a malicious, artificial conscience in your small heart. But then again, I don't expect much from NPCs. Lol. Don't take it the wrong way, my friend.

***

You see, my little friend, I've predicted every counter argument you can come up with in your tiny little brain, and ask me how I do that! cheesy

Lol.

You see again, my little NPC, the problem is you have fallen for a media constructed narrative of pedophiles which has conditioned you to react with anger and hate instinctively at the mare mention of "Pedophiles".
Futhermore, you fail to realize that when beloved celebrities (or powerful people) are found to be MAPs, people vigorously deny that they are/were...and then again, this denial is propagated by the very channels that have conditioned/programed you, my friend. Lol.

Finally,
As someone who is actually familiar with the literature on child sexual behaviour, and human genetics, I can assure you that what you said about TV shows sparking children's "curiosity" is categorically untrue.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 2:23am On Sep 26, 2022

LatestgistTv:
I don't know what to do bro. If I leave now, then all I've done for her in the past becomes useless.

*ahem*

It is statements like this that unleaches the inner Zen Master in me grin

So, forgive my goofiness. How about we start with you answering a few questions:

1. Why have you come to this thread? Knowing that no one would advise you to keep the relationship?

2. What is it you seek? Perhaps you seek someone that can show you a little bit into your future with the said girl.

Now, I trust my niggas here to tell you the needful, and as expected, all has been said: GTFO of the relationship.

However, a blatant "get out" seems a little brutal for someone like you (perhaps, the WRONG advice entirely), as little to no empathy is shown in a short answer like that—empathy that's well deserved after a 7-year investment! I'm sorry that you had to go through all that for 7 years! You sincerely didn't know better.

OK, I'll ask again: Why have you come to this thread? To "seek" advice? No. No no no. You're very much aware that this is a "Redpill" thread, hence, you're very much aware of the advice that'll be given to you.

Here's what's going on: You've NOT come to this thread to seek advice, son. You've come to seek solace for a troubled spirit (torn between your past and future, brutalised by your Honne and Tatemae)

...and this is why you're troubled:
1. You're exhausted, and tormented by uncertainty.
2. You've invested more than your Prajna (inner self) permits you to on this girl in question.

I'm glad that you hinted in your original post that "...I won't really say she's a burden but mehn, it's been too much lately...". This is a good sign. Your Prajna and Honne is taking over.

Now, contrary to the popular openion here, I'll like to ask you to go ahead with the spendings even though it's beginning to stress you out. This advice is due to the fact that you said, in your original post, that you intend to get married in 3 years time.

You see, marriage is going to put a strain on you beyond anything you've ever experienced. It makes no sense ditching this girl in question now if you'll end up marrying another girl. The ultimate redpill regarding your current situation is understanding that irrespective of the woman you marry, you'll end up getting the same treatment (...and it's not a nice treatment at all)

I would have like to ask if you're okay with her "character", however, I won't, as it's very likely that you won't see her bad sides. When heavily invested in something financially (=emotionally), we tent to completely refuse to see its bad sides. Matter-of-factly, there's no point even trying to see her bad sides since all women tend to act the same under certain circumstances.

My suggestion:
Are you broke at the moment? If you're not, try to see if her father's case is a lost course or not. If it isn't, go on, give as much as you can. Remember, you're just doing this for the prospect of getting married to his daughter in the future.

Another option is to shit test this girl, start telling her you don't have enough (and that she should reason with you), however, with everything we know about women in this thread, this test would likely go bad for you... However, if you go by this, try doing it alongside guilt tripping her little by little until marriage. That way, you wouldn't have to invest more, and you still end up marrying her. But bear in mind that women do not operate on "honour" or self-respect like men, and she'll likely dish you for another man if she sense that she've truly exusted you.

In summary:
Contrary to the popular advice here, I'll like you to go ahead with the relationship using my two suggestions above, bearing in mind that marriage isn't a bed of roses, especially with a University graduate as a wife!

I wish you good luck my friend.

P.S
I promised to show you a little into your future with this girl, so here it it:
It could materialise in two ways:
1. She sees your tiredness as emptiness and leaves you for another guy
2. You get married to her, give birth to children, children start growing with their own needs and demands, etc...

My ultimate advice to you tho is to say "FVCK YOU!!!" to her, and marriage to any woman entirely. But that will seem too alien to you, so ignore my ultimate advice, and go with my suggestion.

I hope to hear from you when the storm is over, friend.
Have a good day.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 12:53am On Sep 26, 2022

Smartb0y:
You need to stop moving around with pedophiles my man

Why all these pedophobia? I refuse to pretend that I don't like teenagers grin

All. Men. Do.

So many people conflating child rape with pedophilia, which is erroneous. Matter-of-factly, most child rapists aren't pedophiles.

As an adult, I once got spanked on my ass by a twelve year old neighbour girl. That event, and supprisingly many other similar "innocent" events involving me and teens (right from when I was also a teen) has made me realise that the assertion that "children can't consent" or enjoy/initiate sex is utterly wrong.

Pedophilia IS a sexuality, and I am more likely to identify as one—simply because I prefer younger girls (not necessarily up to 18years) to older ones > 18.

Younger girls truly love, and men also truly love. However, I can't say the same for older girls/women as they get dangerously calculative with age (making it impossible for them to love/innocently love—which is part of the origin of the wahala you guys have been trying to tackle in this thread from day 1)

I love 'underaged' girls.

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Romance › Is This How Much Women Hate Complements For Guys They Don't Like? by logicalhumour(op): 2:56pm On Sep 25, 2022

I'm pretty sure most guys would take complements indiscriminately from any girl grin

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 2:10pm On Sep 25, 2022

crackhaus:
WTF is this?

MFW I read "...she told me that her birthday was coming up..."

Hahahahajajajajaooooooobababahahahaha grin

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Romance › Re: I Have Been Having S3x With My Elder Brother's Wife by logicalhumour: 8:18pm On Sep 14, 2022

True story here: My older brother is outside the country, his wife with two kids came to stay with me (he instructed her to do so)

The girl is igbo-calabar, and sincerely, I haven't been understanding this girl o. At first I thought she was just excessively playful, but sha ehn.

It's when I'm watching film at night that she will be doing one kind of pretense sleep on the couch, and flashing her tighs anyhow. I want to tell her to forget about it ever happening, but that will be so much cringe if she truly doesn't mean to seduce me or something.

This lady has spanked my butt on two occasions... I'm dead serious right now. She plays with me too much seriously.

I dunno if she just want to put me inside trouble or something...

Seriously.

I should probably make a thread for this.

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 8:07pm On Sep 10, 2022

Streak47:
Another reason why the pros avoid TEXT/CHATS... instead play the game via meetsups, calls or video calls. A simp can just come for ur life cause of a coooochie! Oooooo
...

Lol.

He probably doesn't want to raise another man's kids tho grin

When men (and some animals) realise that they CAN'T stop their woman from whoring without the use of literal chains, they try to prevent the male from f^cking their female instead.

LOL.

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Romance › As A Woman, Would You Come Back To This World As A Man If Given The Option? by logicalhumour(op): 7:39pm On Sep 08, 2022

I've been suspecting that the constant fight between man and woman is all for show. I suspect that despite the shouts of "unfairness" by women, a woman would hardly come back to this world as a man.

I also suspect that a man would hardly come back to this world as a woman instead. Then why all these noise by the two genders. Or is it just love fight?

Serious question:
As a woman, would you come back to this world as a man if given the option?

And as a man, would you rather be a woman in a hypothetical "next life"?

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by logicalhumour: 3:37pm On Sep 07, 2022

Palazee:
The photo below is a picture of a so called female superhero She-Hulk twerking with a female rapper Megan Thee Stallion (whose rap is always about her püssy and hoeing activities)

any attempt to call out their inconsistency in their screenplay and movie plot, will be labeled misogynist,incel etc

Note: it is a family rated show (seriously wonder what they are trying to teach little kids).

Smh

E don cast tay tay na. Lol.
1. The Government needs man to be a Simp.
2. The media needs man to be a Simp
3. The Church, Mosque, Society, etc., needs man to be a Simp.

Hence, a woke man is bad for business.

They're catching your children young. That way, they do not need to bother if you (the parent) is woke beyond the possibility of backsliding. They have your balls in their hands.

Look at all Nickelodeon series. The husbands/men/boys are always stupi.d and dumb and rely totally on the woman for all important decisions even though it has been statistically proven that women are worse at decision making. Lol. They throw that all through the window while telling your children otherwise. And where will you be while the media achieves this? Yes yes, you'll be too occupied with working to feed them and you wife. You're no longer in charge of bringing up your children: woman and the internet is. Bite on that. Lol.

***

I've seen all three episodes of the movie. The part of that scene that got me laughing uncontrollably (even tho I was disgusted) was when she finished twerking and said "I'll kill for you, Megan Thee Stallon." Lol.

***
I swear, if they in the end say she's stronger than Hulk eh, I'll f^cking burn down Marvel. Before now, I've forgiven way too many of their atrocities.

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Romance › Re: LADY'S Can You Wait Till Marriage Before Making Money Demand On A Man by logicalhumour: 2:27pm On Sep 07, 2022

virginprincess:
No .

"Don't bother me for sex until marriage. But that DOESN'T mean I'll wait until mariage before I start draining your pocket."
— the female gender.

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Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Concerned With Women's Virginity? by logicalhumour: 2:12pm On Sep 07, 2022

It's because women in the US and UK have succeeded in completely manipulating men...manipulating men to believe that their virginity doesn't matter. That's not yet the case in Nigeria (even though our women—and some men—are trying hard to make it the case here)

Ideally, a women's (house wife) virginity should be all she go. Just how a man's strength/money is all he got.

Go to the UK and US, you'll see that you're not a "real" man if you're poor. However, women's virginity status doesn't affect their womanhood. Haha. That's great success on women's side.

Men: 0
Women: 1

grin

I refused to be manipulated. If I must marry, I'll just tell my mum to arrange a sweet 16year old virgin for me. If e pain you, kill yourself.

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Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by logicalhumour: 10:08pm On Aug 29, 2022*

[quote author=genius43 post=116180699][/quote]Thanks grin

I'll try Isabel Regular instead tho

[img]https://i.ibb.co/GxMLnVL/IMG-20220829-222744.jpg[/img]

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by logicalhumour: 10:00pm On Aug 29, 2022

https://is2.4chan.org/g/1661785235458864.png

> Pays $7.43 more
> the newer model loses HDR, loses the dedicated memory card slot, loses 4K video recording, has a worse battery life and a worse processor

Why do they do this? Lol

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