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Girls should be very careful with whom they go out with

Lol! Oga drag her by force enter room. In his mind, if na send dem send you, tell them you no see me.

One decision I have made in my life is, never to allow Nigerians on social media stress me with all these pranks.

The day I tried the DNA prank with wifey eh, omo, it took her three days to come to terms that it was a prank. That was the first and last day I tired this prank thing.

Na God save me say my marriage no scatter.

What it means is that these celebrities do not use condom when having sex.

greatbrian:
This happened yesterday morning, I had a flight to catch at the airport by 9 and I left Ibadan past 7 with my Toyota corolla sport. Las las Ibadan traffic dey mild and as I entered that Lagos Ibadan express way oboy Audi mode activated. I was doing around 140 to 150 when I heard a loud bang and gbagbagbagbagbahba. In sub seconds my brain processed that na tyre and if I match break oboy the car go start acrobatic display. Las las I drag gear for neutral and car came to stop after few seconds. Damaged my bumper, sand protector and some part of the rim.


Next time I will make sure I don't go above 100 with a corolla that's if there will be a next time with one.




And the breaking system is just so stupid and all. I wonder how corolla lovers cope

Most mistake Nigerians always make is assuming that a Toyota corolla badged as "Sport" can do what a V6 or V8 engine does.

Na God save you o.

So did you finally catch your flight?

900warriorz:
PHC always in the news for the wrong reasons

Who goes you? Abobi, wey you, no cap careless o.

Please, the name of that place is Port Harcourt Mall, and not SPAR.

The newly built Rumuola flyover was heavily flooded too. Most parts of GRA was flooded too.

This morning rain in PH no bi here o. I was just looking out from the window and searching everywhere to see if anyone was building an ark in my neighborhood.

Even without opening the thread, I knew this will only come from an Igbo person.

Igbos...the pillar of Nigeria.

As if anything will come out of it

When Buhari is serious he will lead from the front and end this banditry. Buhari being sympathetic to his killer brothers is why this Banditry still exists.

Arrest Sheik Gumi, and 50% of the problem is solved.

Name the sponsors you guys said you know, and 30% of the problem is solved.

Re-strategize the military and make the right appointments, and remaining 20% of the problem is solved.

pocohantas:
Lmao. I bet many people never knew his sexual orientation.

I never knew o.

We are not ready then.

Buhari being sympathetic to his killer "brothers" is why the nation is the way it is.

Anything that makes me drop resignation means I have crossed the Rubicon and no going back.

Why should anyone allow his boss sweet-talk him into reconsidering his decision to leave?

If Nigerians are serious, we won't be having flooding issues every year.

Niger Delta communities along the River Niger shores should be getting ready too. River Niger is full and will soon overflow it's banks. Kogi is already flooding.

***Singing***
Enjoyment no dey for heaven...if you kpai!

That Cross of a guy is a foolish guy.
What was all the rush for? He didn't put any ball or balloon in the basket.

Too much deaths these days. It's like covid-19 is really killing people o.

He has no vibe in the house.

But, I thought they said Northerners were secretly massively voting for him

erubati:
What will u do if get invited by a lady to her apartment and you see these things on her wall.
Will u still proceed to knack her or you will japa .
Guys,will u still get mind to knack this kain woman.
Drop you comments below

One thing must kill a man.

What is the issue with the car that you think the problem is MAF?

Is your MAF the "hot wire" or "hot film" type?

Answer these questions before I advise

Nijagogetsense:
Female boss are the easiest personality to deal with. It's not about them, it is about you.

When dealing with a female boss, one thing you need to master is your emotions. Forget your ego and stoop to conquer. Make sure you always compliment them. Anytime she make a decision, flatter her and say you look up to her. Bingo! You're starting to getting her fall into your trap. She will start thinking about you. Don't stop there, buy her gifts. Compliment her. Make sure you know more about her. Make her a friend. Be interested in her like a family. But never lose yourself. Be professional in your work. Watch as events unfold and she will be fond of you.

Na knacking you dey prepare so!

Why are they reacting? They trampled upon his human rights

Crixxx:
What are you saying?. When did using mouth to lick genitals become a thing?. Is that right?.
Penis is meant for Virgina and not mouth. Nawa o

Your babe is missing, bro

Naija8240:
“My first experience picking up a car from Tincan Port Lagos to Port Harcourt”

The day started off with me picking up the car from Lagos Port. Thereafter, I proceeded to register it to avoid unnecessary interception from security personnels on the road ensuring all necessary documents were in check.

Knowing how the system functions, I was advised to keep some cash handy for some security personnels I’ll meet at various checkpoints. What I encountered on the road didn’t seem like extortions . In fact! One can say the police, army and every other security officers that are suppose to protect lives and properties of our dear country are the people robbing us.

How did we get here?
Nigeria security services have destroyed this country!
There were about 23 check points all filled with police ,army and customs on the high way. Each had a particular amount stipulated to be paid.
I met like 9 custom officers checking for duty papers. Each asked for a “1k non-negotiable fee” as that was a standard for them. Then the army took 200 naira at each check point.

The police are the worst!
These guys are hardened criminals disguised in uniforms to operate legally on the road. They have no mercy. I spent 2-5k each at checkpoints.
I ran out of luck as I approached Benin where the bigger problem started.

I got to a checkpoint and was told my car is tinted and the registered plate number didn’t reflect on their system. I was taken to their station and asked to pay the sum of 100k. I looked at heaven, left and right for help but none came. I started negotiating the extortion, and we ended up at 40k. After paying I was allowed to leave and so I continued my journey hoping this time the extortions were over.

As God answered my prayers, I didn’t meet any Custom officer from Benin to Port Harcourt just police check points.
In total, I spent 98k on extortions and it saddens me. The questions that still lingers in my head is “why Port Harcourt and Warri Ports are still not functioning till date”?
Why do our Politicians Politicize everything in this country?
If not politics, tell me why the Ports in the South are not operating?
There are lots of readjustments to be made especially where citizens in my country have accepted extortion as norm.
We need to do better!

God bless!!

Why didn't you give that car to dealers to bring for you? You are lucky they didn't try to steal the car sef.

In all honesty, this is a wakeup call for all men. Give head your wives (not girlfriend o).


I dey hear kepu kepu that Tonto Dikeh been do am for Dubai that year.

I almost scammed mine

kafeii123:
what if they take it into niger ..chad or benin

Except the vehicle won't be registered or renewed in Nigeria again, or they butcher the vehicle

ojmaroni247:
Pls run from it....Electrical and ICT is where the employment is. I studied Mechanical engineering and majored in Industrial production Engineering (IPE) from a good Nigerian uni. No job till now . All the jobs flying around are Electrical Engineering and IT. NOTE: I am at the Locatoin where Engineering trives (PortHarcourt). I also did some other certification courses to add to it under Electro-Mechanical(pumps,valves,HVAC,Actuators,P&ID). And still job hunting...I went further to add Pipe fitter certification(trade test class2). And I am still job hunting...pls if u see this and have any Vacancies available for me ,pls reach me via call/watsapp 08067880681.

Do you have handsome experience on any of the following you mentioned?

Chop I Chop.

Is there anything he is coming to add?

Whoever that was recaptured does not have sense.

If BHTs can be forgiven, all prisoners should be forgiven also

Stankovic22:
Good evening nairalanders!

This is what happened. A friend of mine who is like a brother to me and has impacted my life positively in every way bought a new car. We work together and live in the same neighborhood so we go-to work together.

It happens that I do sit in front with him always while the third guy stays at the back. So today, on our way back from work, the wife called for him to come pick her and when we got close and stuck in traffic, I decided to vacate the front seat and move to join the other guy at the back but while trying to go my friend was like guy where u dey go... I say I wan create space for Iyawo and he was like Wetin dey worry u, sit down jor but I insisted and went to the back.

So when we beat the traffic and picked up the wife she was like why is the front seat vacant and my friend said... He left the seat for u... The wife was like, please its wrong, that I shouldn't have left.

I was like its your space and I felt it was the right thing to do, to join my other guy at the back before we get to you.

People was I wrong to have vacated the seat?

You are not wrong. Both your friend and his wife tested your "having sense" level and "gentleman-ness" and luckily you passed. That was a test, bro.


That couple will start respecting you as from that day

TheCalculator:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-45262081.amp

How can water be "amu?"

Amu is prick in Igbo language

I keep sounding it as a note of warning to everyone. There are more scam job offers in Dubai than genuine ones.

Always look well before you leap.