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Politics / Re: June 12: What Are Your Plans? by longjohnodu(m): 7:38am On Jun 12
WesternOligarch:
Protesting is meant for simpletons and low lifes who don't value their life and probably don't live for anything....thus they'd risk getting killed on the command of a brain comatose president. Oligarchs like me would spend time fvckin, watching bloomberg documentaries, trolling and tweeting about the protests like we are actually there. When the time is right and we've stacked up enough billions, we'd use the money to rig, kill and buy our way into power.
fool..if u can't come out to protest..don't undermines others effort by calling them foolish..
Politics / Re: June 12: What Are Your Plans? by longjohnodu(m): 7:36am On Jun 12
MANNABBQGRILLS:
Barbecue for area for PH all da way.

Y'all invited, sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.

Oh la la tongue tongue tongue

Happy Democracy Day Nigerians.
Love you all




35 Woke Street off Abacha Road GRA Phase 3, Port Harcourt
12pm to 10pm.
You are welcome James Bond 007

Let's all have fun and enjoy our Democracy Day.
bros we are coming there life and direct...
Travel / Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by longjohnodu(m): 1:30pm On May 12
Tinyemeka:
An absolutely stupid post.

Someone is lost in an unfamiliar city and you ask the person to find his/her way to so and so.

Why was the person lost in the first place?

Except you dropped out of the sky or tumbled out of a kidnap vehicle, you must have had a general idea of how you'd gotten to your current location.

Look around for a shop, buy something small and cheap to establish a kind of connection with the vendor, then make general enquiries on how to get to where you wish to go.
na full street nigga u be..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Let's Talk About Joining Confraternity Before Getting A Job by longjohnodu(m): 9:43am On May 07
fsgbeats:

No dey lie for here.. give u which form? Pirates would never do that.
no mind am..na lie lie full e mouth..pirates way dey recruit only once in a year..make una talk d one way I no and leave d one way I no no..

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Kidnapping, Banditry Not Federal Offences In Nigeria by longjohnodu(m): 4:46pm On May 04
mouthofThegod:
Lai Mohammed no go kee pesin for this life..which kain human being be this sef? Eh??
na anyhow human being e b..
Politics / Re: We Are Not Broke, Says NNPC by longjohnodu(m): 2:47pm On Apr 30
Praxis758:
One of the greatest curse on this country is the setting up of NNPC. It is the most painful and parasitic governmental body to have for a country like ours.

These guys keep stinging us, adding salt to our injuries with with callous, complacent and abominable technical error and financial absurdities.

A sane country that desires sincerly pragmatics change and not political change will sit and visit the errorneous foundation of those national headache called NNPC.

Our elites, Obas, politicians, etal have continually make it a vault where they siphon our commonwealth under dubiously funny nomenclature (Turn around Mentainance, Operational loss,).

Our aspiration for pragmatic development will continue to be a day-dream if NNPC continue to operate with this anti-people's oligarchical tradition.
bros u don summarise finish..they are just fucking with our collective resources...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Good To Go Invite by longjohnodu(m): 10:08am On Apr 28
drakeli:


Make sure you correct that before you go to any interview
English guru I hail ooh..foolish and ingredient..for this naija na u wan correct person way speak wrong English..werey..e be like u want make ogu kill u abi..
Politics / Re: Isa Pantami: The Nigerian Minister Haunted By His Extremist Views - BBC by longjohnodu(m): 11:44am On Apr 26
Emu4life:
All this epistles upon epistles is useless. Dr. Sheikh Ali Isah Pantami is going nowhere. He remains the Nigerian Minister of Communication and digital economy till 2023. He is not a terrorist and will therefore not resign. Those perverts, drunkards, prostitutes, pork/dog eaters, cannibals and confusionists who felt threatened by his pedigree ab initio should know that they can only do to Pantami what a dog can do to a LION.
Left to Pantami, he would have resigned (he never wanted to be a Nigerian minister anyway) but he was convinced by the northerners who know he is capable, to the detriment/resentment of inconsequential beings.

In case you all don't know, the Northerners love Pantami now more than Buhari so it's easier for Buhari to resign/get impeached than Pantami resigning or getting sacked. Una go cry tire.
enjoy ur excitement bro..there is time for everything..rain no dey fall for one man zink alone..
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye: 'I Make More Money Now As A Solo Singer' (Video) by longjohnodu(m): 5:18pm On Apr 23
lilvicky68:
Wetin concern me with money wey no dey enter my pocket? Mtchewww..this guy Sabi talk too much self..
abi my brother..abeg help me ask am if money pass there..

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Education / Re: Niger Delta University Student Shot Dead On Campus (Graphic Photos) by longjohnodu(m): 1:59pm On Apr 14
Brainlight:
...... FOR THIS ACTION FILM. YOU BE COMMANDO.
commando dey learn work..na Rambo e b..tuele for u bros..last last everybody go die..youth wise no gain in cutism..
Car Talk / Re: Man Drives Tesla Into A Petrol Station Leaving Attendants Confused by longjohnodu(m): 7:59am On Apr 09
Elsueno:



Only arrogant prideful people get annoyed when seeing people trying to make an honest leaving.

As for the Tesla person, WHY WOULD ANY SANE HUMAN BEING even take a Tesla to a filling station.
this is not f##king funny. I absolutely dislike it when I see people trying to embrass others just because they are privileged. This is very wrong. And for a grown man to do this, shows how sick he is upstairs

oga relax we no say life no too balance..try to dey catch small small cruise..no take Nigeria mata too serious..atleast there is one lesson learnt for the fuel attendant that not all cars used fuel..

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Car Talk / Re: Man Drives Tesla Into A Petrol Station Leaving Attendants Confused by longjohnodu(m): 7:53am On Apr 09
TripleDdotcom:


The one way dey my hand never reach me to bath na grin unless you wan manage the one way I wash commot for my body. grin
soap na soap weather d foam way dey body or the one way dey for hand..all I no say just share something for me..
Sports / Re: Nigeria’s Wilfred Ndidi Ranked 13th Best Player In The World by longjohnodu(m): 10:02am On Apr 02
jacoik:
Timo Werner of Chelsea supposed be no 1 in that list jare
abi which weed u dey use guy..
Fashion / Re: Nike Wins Lawsuit Over 'Satan Shoes' With Human Blood by longjohnodu(m): 7:11am On Apr 02
JidennaJason:
$1,000 (N400,000)



That's why I love my Celestial Church of Christ brothers....

Nothing concern them with Shoe wahala.
sense no go kill u guy..happy good Friday bro..

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Fashion / Re: Lagos Restaurant, Grills By Delis, Denies Lady Entrance Over Her Outfit by longjohnodu(m): 10:04am On Mar 30
pocohantas:


Lol. Same question I used to ask myself when I see them on Instagram.

We should all pray never to fail in our parental duties, especially giving a child education. Once you fail in this, you lose 87.143% of your hold on your kids.

Take a look at Otedola. If he tells Cuppy to jump, she’ll ask how high. It is not because he is rich, it is because he has not failed in his duties as a FATHER. So no matter how she rebels, she will still remember she owes him a lot.

Now you see these small small girls going naked on IG? A lot of them left their parents in Asaba, Illorin and Amukoko to come hustle in Lagos/Lekki and environs. Some are the ones paying the fees of their younger ones at the tender age of 23. Some are the ones paying the rent of the houses they live in with their families.

Remember that small one that Lil Frosh beat up? What is a small girl like that doing alone in a Lekki apartment? Considering she isn’t from an influential home. She left her family to come hustle. Not get a degree, but HUSTLE.

So, forget about where their parents are, Power has changed hands. Na them be the parent now.guy u graduate well for school of thought..



Romance / Re: Don't Make The Mistake Of Marrying Women In These Categories by longjohnodu(m): 3:17pm On Mar 29
nairalee:
Love conquers all. If a woman truly loves you she'll not do any of the above.

I've seen a woman that seemed greedy to Boyfriend A and spend all her money on Boyfriend B.

Then life is the best teacher of lessons. Most ladies that exhibit these immature characters are yet to learn a lesson or two about life.

Age 18 - I cannot marry a guy who cannot afford to buy me one plane per week
Age 28- He should at least be financially stable and God fearing
Age 38 - He should just have fear of God. I'll sponsor the wedding
Age 48 - Athiests can now apply
guy u no well..u no even get d fear of God at all..

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Travel / Re: Nigeria Vs Lesotho: LASTMA Releases Travel Advisory by longjohnodu(m): 8:47am On Mar 29
Faller:
This new set is full of talented players

We can still become number one in Africa.

but first....Buhari must go... National team performed woefully under his tenure...

Rohr must go.....That one is as confused as Osinbajo....

Then finally........ Infact nothing else....let them go
mad man..if dem go na u dem go appoint abi..
Travel / Re: Nigeria Vs Lesotho: LASTMA Releases Travel Advisory by longjohnodu(m): 8:45am On Mar 29
Hambivert:
Since we've already qualified, these people shouldn't go ahead to sell the game and start playing stupidly against Lesotho.

We call on the Super Eagles to arise to the occasion and show Lesotho that with or without probability in mind we are the Giants of Africa.

Anyways, if they've sold the match already, we call on the players or the technical crew to discreetly tell us the outcome of the match already. We sure can keep secret
s.

...Make we sef make small money with Nigeria for once
lipsrsealed
correct score tins..
Religion / Re: Asu Ekiye: Gospel Artistes Are Arrogant; Ninety-Nine Percent Of Them Are Poor by longjohnodu(m): 6:47pm On Mar 28
dangotesmummy:
lipsrsealed

You better say what you know.nathaniel Bassey is not poor

Tope Alabi is not poor

Sinach is not poor

Dunsin oyekan is not poor

Ebenezer obey is not poor so use your tongue to count your teeth

Moreover you don't expect them to be acting immature and be showing off money and jewelleries on social media.these are matured people not influenced by intoxicants so please
they are among the one percent who are rich..that is why he said 99% bro..

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Groups Support Tinubu’s 2023 Presidency by longjohnodu(m): 4:46pm On Mar 28
Oluolad86:
Any nairaland in Ibadan that can come and visit me please, to see my swollen legs please. Thanks
God healing to u bro..
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaves Pitch ANGRY After Disallowed Goal Vs Serbia (Photos) by longjohnodu(m): 3:30pm On Mar 28
ojaysam25:
Match fixing
guy man..
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Mocked For Claiming To Reach 5 Billion People Worldwide by longjohnodu(m): 2:45pm On Mar 28
LMS1:
To Me This Man Is Famous For Curling His Hair With Relaxer Before Preaching cheesy
Meanwhile Churches Nowadays Is A Multi Billion Dollar Bussines Venture.
Let Me Break It Down For You
Top Biggest Bussiness Ventures Today Are;
-Drugs
-Porn
-Church
-Hacking
-Sport
-Crypto
-Tinubuism

I Nor Well Abeg! grin
WudBMother:
The screen banner says "watching" not "streaming". Many streamers obviously have more than one viewer, and in some cases I dare say large congregation.

LMS1:
To Me This Man Is Famous For Curling His Hair With Relaxer Before Preaching cheesy
Meanwhile Churches Nowadays Is A Multi Billion Dollar Bussines Venture.
Let Me Break It Down For You
Top Biggest Bussiness Ventures Today Are;
-Drugs
-Porn
-Church
-Hacking
-Sport
-Crypto
-Tinubuism

I Nor Well Abeg! grin
truly truly u no well at all
Romance / Re: Igbo Man Marries Chinese Lady (Traditional Wedding Pics, Video) by longjohnodu(m): 5:51pm On Jun 03, 2019
LarryBee1k:
Stinginess meet greedy. Weldon
bad guy over know no go kill u..just check out d combination.. watin dem go come born.

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Car Talk / Re: Ali Bin Alua: The First Person To Own A Car In Kano by longjohnodu(m): 8:34am On May 16, 2019
kristianooaks:
view below
to chop alone dey fear u.. junkie
Crime / Re: Gateman And Driver Engage In A Bitter Fight Over Seniority In Lagos by longjohnodu(m): 8:24am On May 16, 2019
IamD18:
Who come dey video am?
na the house girl na..abi u no want make d triagle complete ni..
Crime / Re: Men Who Sexually Assaulted 9 Horses, Cow, Goat & Dogs Bag 41 Imprisonment In US by longjohnodu(m): 10:20am On Apr 24, 2019
Pavore9:


Hmm
d thing no wonder you..how dem take know their self
Crime / Re: Cult War In Mgbuodohia, Rumuolumeni Rivers State: 8 Killed, Residents Flee by longjohnodu(m): 9:17am On Apr 08, 2019
donbachi:
What do you expect?a state where 80% of public office holders,assembly members,royal fathers and their subjects are all cultists...talkless of the youths....all you hear from them is "na we ooo,who goes u,aboi focus dia,fada rejected moda rejected one tin one tin accepted".
na real pH boi u be...but still on still na money sure pass...no mind those useless ppl.

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Family / Re: Nine Nurses In The Same Labour Unit All Pregnant At Same Time In Maine Hospital by longjohnodu(m): 5:04pm On Mar 27, 2019
masterpiecer:
Is d 9th nurse d camera lady, cos I can only count 8 nurses undecided
your eye dey see road well we'll..u go be like person way Sabi book..
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Recounts The Shocking Altercation She Had With A Fellow Nigerian by longjohnodu(m): 5:00pm On Mar 27, 2019
Darammliveth:
Please a brother is in need of help... He is in debt and wants to commit suicide
he should go ahead with d suicide.. after all we too many 4 Nigeria..ground yapa..
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Kwankwaso And Ganduje In 1999 And 2003 by longjohnodu(m): 6:00pm On Mar 24, 2019
olatade:
Assuming I'm watching the collation live on tv , I'm very sure what I'll be hearing will be

" one meleyan pipe hundred and sabunty pour thousand nan hundred and pourty sabun botes."
bad guy...dat language na dey rule u..show some respect...dude..
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Kwankwaso And Ganduje In 1999 And 2003 by longjohnodu(m): 6:00pm On Mar 24, 2019
olatade:
Assuming I'm watching the collation live on tv , I'm very sure what I'll be hearing will be

" one meleyan pipe hundred and sabunty pour thousand nan hundred and pourty sabun botes."
bad guy...day language na dey rule u..show some respect...
Travel / Re: Over 800 People Trapped In Cruise Ship Chaos In Norway (Photos) by longjohnodu(m): 12:17pm On Mar 24, 2019
Notatribalist:
big fool,keep selling your country to outsiders.. Idiot.
which country..u want make e protect.. country way don scather finish na u want am to protect..wtf.

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