₦airaland Forum

WesternOligarch:
Protesting is meant for simpletons and low lifes who don't value their life and probably don't live for anything....thus they'd risk getting killed on the command of a brain comatose president. Oligarchs like me would spend time fvckin, watching bloomberg documentaries, trolling and tweeting about the protests like we are actually there. When the time is right and we've stacked up enough billions, we'd use the money to rig, kill and buy our way into power.

post=102630874:
Barbecue for area for PH all da way.

Y'all invited, sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.

Oh la la

Happy Democracy Day Nigerians.
Love you all



35 Woke Street off Abacha Road GRA Phase 3, Port Harcourt
12pm to 10pm.
You are welcome James Bond 007

Let's all have fun and enjoy our Democracy Day.

Tinyemeka:
An absolutely stupid post.

Someone is lost in an unfamiliar city and you ask the person to find his/her way to so and so.

Why was the person lost in the first place?

Except you dropped out of the sky or tumbled out of a kidnap vehicle, you must have had a general idea of how you'd gotten to your current location.

Look around for a shop, buy something small and cheap to establish a kind of connection with the vendor, then make general enquiries on how to get to where you wish to go.

fsgbeats:
No dey lie for here.. give u which form? Pirates would never do that.

mouthofThegod:
Lai Mohammed no go kee pesin for this life..which kain human being be this sef? Eh??

Praxis758:
One of the greatest curse on this country is the setting up of NNPC. It is the most painful and parasitic governmental body to have for a country like ours.

These guys keep stinging us, adding salt to our injuries with with callous, complacent and abominable technical error and financial absurdities.

A sane country that desires sincerly pragmatics change and not political change will sit and visit the errorneous foundation of those national headache called NNPC.

Our elites, Obas, politicians, etal have continually make it a vault where they siphon our commonwealth under dubiously funny nomenclature (Turn around Mentainance, Operational loss,).

Our aspiration for pragmatic development will continue to be a day-dream if NNPC continue to operate with this anti-people's oligarchical tradition.

drakeli:
Make sure you correct that before you go to any interview

Emu4life:
All this epistles upon epistles is useless. Dr. Sheikh Ali Isah Pantami is going nowhere. He remains the Nigerian Minister of Communication and digital economy till 2023. He is not a terrorist and will therefore not resign. Those perverts, drunkards, prostitutes, pork/dog eaters, cannibals and confusionists who felt threatened by his pedigree ab initio should know that they can only do to Pantami what a dog can do to a LION.
Left to Pantami, he would have resigned (he never wanted to be a Nigerian minister anyway) but he was convinced by the northerners who know he is capable, to the detriment/resentment of inconsequential beings.

In case you all don't know, the Northerners love Pantami now more than Buhari so it's easier for Buhari to resign/get impeached than Pantami resigning or getting sacked. Una go cry tire.

lilvicky68:
Wetin concern me with money wey no dey enter my pocket? Mtchewww..this guy Sabi talk too much self..

Brainlight:
...... FOR THIS ACTION FILM. YOU BE COMMANDO.

Elsueno:
Only arrogant prideful people get annoyed when seeing people trying to make an honest leaving.

As for the Tesla person, WHY WOULD ANY SANE HUMAN BEING even take a Tesla to a filling station.
this is not f##king funny. I absolutely dislike it when I see people trying to embrass others just because they are privileged. This is very wrong. And for a grown man to do this, shows how sick he is upstairs

TripleDdotcom:
The one way dey my hand never reach me to bath na unless you wan manage the one way I wash commot for my body.

jacoik:
Timo Werner of Chelsea supposed be no 1 in that list jare

JidennaJason:
$1,000 (N400,000)



That's why I love my Celestial Church of Christ brothers....

Nothing concern them with Shoe wahala.

pocohantas:
Lol. Same question I used to ask myself when I see them on Instagram.

We should all pray never to fail in our parental duties, especially giving a child education. Once you fail in this, you lose 87.143% of your hold on your kids.

Take a look at Otedola. If he tells Cuppy to jump, she’ll ask how high. It is not because he is rich, it is because he has not failed in his duties as a FATHER. So no matter how she rebels, she will still remember she owes him a lot.

Now you see these small small girls going naked on IG? A lot of them left their parents in Asaba, Illorin and Amukoko to come hustle in Lagos/Lekki and environs. Some are the ones paying the fees of their younger ones at the tender age of 23. Some are the ones paying the rent of the houses they live in with their families.

Remember that small one that Lil Frosh beat up? What is a small girl like that doing alone in a Lekki apartment? Considering she isn’t from an influential home. She left her family to come hustle. Not get a degree, but HUSTLE.

So, forget about where their parents are, Power has changed hands. Na them be the parent now.guy u graduate well for school of thought..

nairalee:
Love conquers all. If a woman truly loves you she'll not do any of the above.

I've seen a woman that seemed greedy to Boyfriend A and spend all her money on Boyfriend B.

Then life is the best teacher of lessons. Most ladies that exhibit these immature characters are yet to learn a lesson or two about life.

Age 18 - I cannot marry a guy who cannot afford to buy me one plane per week
Age 28- He should at least be financially stable and God fearing
Age 38 - He should just have fear of God. I'll sponsor the wedding
Age 48 - Athiests can now apply

Faller:
This new set is full of talented players

We can still become number one in Africa.

but first....Buhari must go... National team performed woefully under his tenure...

Rohr must go.....That one is as confused as Osinbajo....

Then finally........ Infact nothing else....let them go

Hambivert:
Since we've already qualified, these people shouldn't go ahead to sell the game and start playing stupidly against Lesotho.

We call on the Super Eagles to arise to the occasion and show Lesotho that with or without probability in mind we are the Giants of Africa.

Anyways, if they've sold the match already, we call on the players or the technical crew to discreetly tell us the outcome of the match already. We sure can keep secret
s.

...Make we sef make small money with Nigeria for once

dangotesmummy:


You better say what you know.nathaniel Bassey is not poor

Tope Alabi is not poor

Sinach is not poor

Dunsin oyekan is not poor

Ebenezer obey is not poor so use your tongue to count your teeth

Moreover you don't expect them to be acting immature and be showing off money and jewelleries on social media.these are matured people not influenced by intoxicants so please

Oluolad86:
Any nairaland in Ibadan that can come and visit me please, to see my swollen legs please. Thanks

ojaysam25:
Match fixing

LMS1:
To Me This Man Is Famous For Curling His Hair With Relaxer Before Preaching
Meanwhile Churches Nowadays Is A Multi Billion Dollar Bussines Venture.
Let Me Break It Down For You
Top Biggest Bussiness Ventures Today Are;
-Drugs
-Porn
-Church
-Hacking
-Sport
-Crypto
-Tinubuism

I Nor Well Abeg!

WudBMother:
The screen banner says "watching" not "streaming". Many streamers obviously have more than one viewer, and in some cases I dare say large congregation.

LMS1:
To Me This Man Is Famous For Curling His Hair With Relaxer Before Preaching
Meanwhile Churches Nowadays Is A Multi Billion Dollar Bussines Venture.
Let Me Break It Down For You
Top Biggest Bussiness Ventures Today Are;
-Drugs
-Porn
-Church
-Hacking
-Sport
-Crypto
-Tinubuism

I Nor Well Abeg!

LarryBee1k:
Stinginess meet greedy. Weldon

kristianooaks:
view below

IamD18:
Who come dey video am?

Pavore9:
Hmm

donbachi:
What do you expect?a state where 80% of public office holders,assembly members,royal fathers and their subjects are all cultists...talkless of the youths....all you hear from them is "na we ooo,who goes u,aboi focus dia,fada rejected moda rejected one tin one tin accepted".

masterpiecer:
Is d 9th nurse d camera lady, cos I can only count 8 nurses

Darammliveth:
Please a brother is in need of help... He is in debt and wants to commit suicide

olatade:
Assuming I'm watching the collation live on tv , I'm very sure what I'll be hearing will be

" one meleyan pipe hundred and sabunty pour thousand nan hundred and pourty sabun botes."