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 Romance › Re: What Attitude Or Habit Can Stop U From Dating Someone? by longjohnsilver: 7:59am On Oct 23, 2013 |
I hate it when someone nags..its pisses me off big tym...and someone dat lies...damn I hate both things like "what the spoon" |
| Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Ever Been Beaten By A Lady? :( by longjohnsilver: 7:51am On Oct 23, 2013 |
anthoniosp: oh lord bless white jesus... dia was dis gal in my primary 4 .. oyiza... me dey form captain one den i do bad guy slap her because i troway her book.nd she bin dey rake for me.. i wan con form so i raize hand na dia e end... kpa kpa .. na untop me dis babe dey.. she hin dey load sand for inside my mouth .. after she don giv me lap beating... den (dat tym peain mumu na) I went to stand at the window and was shouting God of the sun give me power...i rush com again hmmmm she knack me amoda beating.. funny to knw dat she is my current gf..God of the sun got me cracking up men...kids and our funny believe den...we too dey believe movie we watch den no be small... |
| Romance › Re: How Would You React When A Lady Tells You This? by longjohnsilver: 7:32am On Oct 23, 2013 |
I would go and join NASA strait ni...undull ma broda...shebi na jex moon...she go get am nao...buh seriously I have a philosophy dat N0 is d worst answer person fit get wen u want to ask anytin...so I am already hoping for the worst possible answer sef...make one person no cum deflate ma confidence abeg...I tink dis wud have helped me in this kind of situation... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: shocking;first real vampire discovered in africa by longjohnsilver: 10:03am On Oct 20, 2013 |
Op...i think it is natural since he watches a lot of movies/series about them...I once had that kind of obsession with being a spy wen i watched the whole bond collection at a stretch coupled with some other spy thrillers...but I was jolted bak to reality wen someone was shot bifor ma very eyes...I realize say real life no be movie wia director dey shout cut and re-shoot d scene again, so I think with time you friend would outgrow it and move on with his life once he engages in other things...but wait, those things(vampire and werewolf) might exist oh since they are immortal 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: h by longjohnsilver: 11:13pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
To ba farabale chop ma money...emi na a farabale touch ur body ooooo... |
| Education › Re: How Many Years Did You Stay At Home Before Gaining Admission? by longjohnsilver: 10:13am On Oct 16, 2013 |
Now that all of una don gain admission I think d question shud now be..."how many years would you use at home before graduating"...#teamASUU 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by longjohnsilver: 4:16pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
jay bee: Abeg which one of these two (rozzay or valjes) slept at your yard on the first day?Lol...we tink alike bro...I guess u watch spy movies a lot |
| Romance › Re: Apology 2 My Bf by longjohnsilver: 11:05pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Big.game:Very funny men...u are not nice at all...I don laff tire |
| TV/Movies › Re: Nairaland Daily Movie Screenshot [which Movie Is This?] by longjohnsilver: 7:28pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
40 year old virgin |
| Romance › Re: Pls I Need Your Advise On How To Go About This Girl by longjohnsilver: 12:31am On Oct 09, 2013 |
dude as long as you wouldnt feel bad deep down that your cousin slept with her...ask her out but you have to be careful ow you go about it (you have to show her that you are sincere) cause she might think u also came for her because of what you stand to gain from her or that you and your cousin are probably messing around with her...all the best |
| Celebrities › Re: Rapper Plies In Critical Condition After His 7kilo Gold Chain Fractured His Neck by longjohnsilver: 12:14pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Olowo fi owo ra iku....literally meaning richman use money buy death... |
| Music/Radio › Re: Which Songs/Music Videos Pisses You Off Bigtime? by longjohnsilver: 7:30pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
For me it would olamide durosoke and maybe stupid love...damn dude u nid to up the ante a bit bro |
| TV/Movies › Re: Jackie Chan Vs Jet Li, Who Is The Better Martial Artist? by longjohnsilver: 11:22am On Oct 07, 2013 |
kay9: Best STUNT artist... Jackie ChanSpot on...even though jackie can also be a badass wen he is serious buh my money is on jet li for that fight |
| Education › Re: Obafemi Awolowo University Student ChatRoom by longjohnsilver: 9:22pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
kofsy: Don't even know if I should follow this thread or not! That school dey vex me big time!!! |
| Romance › Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by longjohnsilver: 9:40am On Oct 06, 2013 |
bolagabriella: Add and seeHmmm okay o....buh serously I don't want to join ur waitin list...now dat bbm is on android and iphone...no tym to even check tym |
| TV/Movies › Re: Nairaland Daily Movie Screenshot [which Movie Is This?] by longjohnsilver: 9:34am On Oct 06, 2013 |
cerebral assain: for d records am nt a fan of african maqic....nd I wus onli jokinq,I knw alots of the movies also dude so dnt try 2 tk 2 et personalOkay I don hear...back to the matter |
| TV/Movies › Re: Nairaland Daily Movie Screenshot [which Movie Is This?] by longjohnsilver: 7:18am On Oct 06, 2013 |
cerebral assain: Hmmmm aw du u guys knw evryfyn...am alredy suspectinq qooqqle here oDis aint google chairman ...cos even though I didn't post any ansa here...I know like 80 percent of the screenshot...reduce the rate at wich u watch africa magic maybe u wud also b able to contribute |
| Phones › Re: Airtel BB Plans On Non BB Phones(updated) by longjohnsilver: 11:31pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
walcolm: Remember, the main thing here is for you not to loose your data. If you deactivate bis, airtel won't wipe your data but I think the data validity period will still hold so you need to watch that space.Tanx bro..for d info |
| Romance › Re: How Did You React the first time You Met Your Blind Dates? by longjohnsilver: 9:16pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
bolagabriella: I would luv 2 ve fun durin dis ASUU strike....am sure one numba isn't correct in dat pin |
| Phones › Re: Airtel BB Plans On Non BB Phones(updated) by longjohnsilver: 8:43am On Oct 05, 2013 |
walcolm: If you have not finished the data by the end of the cycle, make sure there's money on your line for auto renewal and your data will roll overTanx man...is your procedure tested and confirmed sire...cause a broda here told me to try deactivating the BIS dat the tin wud rollover....I go try the two prrocedures sha |
| Education › Re: Obafemi Awolowo University Student ChatRoom by longjohnsilver: 7:40pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Of the greatest ife.... Articulate ife..... Of the greatest gbo gbo gbo..... Its ur boy longjohnsilver...I rep fac of agric...400level And an awoite to the core |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lady Who Thinks Having SEX 8 Times A Day Is Not Enough... by longjohnsilver: 2:05pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Dis one na die o "nympho on d loose"...she shud try an aboki man and see ow va...if she still want more den... |
| Phones › Re: Airtel BB Plans On Non BB Phones(updated) by longjohnsilver: 1:53pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Justiyke4u: is like u will av to deactivate it before it expires and then subscribe for the new oneOk tanx...I will try it dis tym around...shebi u deactivate by sending" deactivate to 440" |
| Phones › Re: Airtel BB Plans On Non BB Phones(updated) by longjohnsilver: 10:02am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Hi everibody...I av just one question o...let's assume that I didn't finish the data within the specified period...how can I rollover the data for it to xceed the specified xpiry date...cos last time I subscribed for the 2gig plan...I didn't finish the data only to realised that airtel didn't rollover the remaining data for the nxt month |
| Romance › Re: A Psychological test From A Guy To His Online Girl Friend by longjohnsilver: 11:34pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Shey na degree exam question paper b dis ni...cos am confused o...u sha wan open thread at all cost...congrats u made it |
| Romance › Re: Should I Leave Her by longjohnsilver: 9:52pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Op our opinions might not matter here cause I know deep down you have made your decision and you know what you want to do...you just want to hear other ppl's opinion so that you can stamp ur decision...so search deep within your heart and follow it... |
| Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Man/Woman Whose Family Hates You by longjohnsilver: 9:21pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Yoruba don tok am finish...."iyawo buruku san ju aana buruku lo"...meaning say having a bad wife is way better than having bad in-laws...on to the next thread 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Fake It Till It's Part Of You by longjohnsilver: 12:40am On Sep 24, 2013 |
One is the greatest freedom is not caring what everyone else thinks of you...why do I have to fake anytin for anybody abeg jhur am staying tru to masef forever |
| Romance › Re: Can A Relationship Work Without Money? by longjohnsilver: 12:30am On Sep 24, 2013 |
That is y it is called a relationship not a fling...relationship is meant to be about two ppl that understand each other and not just about what you stand to gain physically and monetary...but wait o which year we dey befor I continue cos all these ones na 1960 package o |
| Romance › Re: Do Men Still Care About Virgins? by longjohnsilver: 12:25am On Sep 24, 2013 |
All d ppl wey dey shout virgin...I am very sure na ontop woman dem dey type their reply... 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Things You Must Never Do To Or With An Ex Lover.... by longjohnsilver: 12:21am On Sep 24, 2013 |
Ex...I don't have one...am still in love with ma high sweethart...so maybe I should move on to the next thread |
