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HonestFriend:
The exact thing wen dey my mind nai u just post... How will a man know when to draw the line?

But I believe maybe because he is married that why they treated him that way.

Wait you don't know how to have self control until you are out of the office environment? If that is the case then this should help you get a good practice.

ThierryJay:
Lol, it's like you havent seen work colleagues get married right? I have few colleagues in different department in big four firms who married one another. Were they mixing business with pleasure when they were dating? Or you think the guys didnt send their eventual wives texts during the toasting period.

The potential ramifications of this trend is very vast o. A realistic check is critical.

The reality check is for those who can't keep it in their pants. Of course colleagues can get married, if their office policies permit but don't do your kurukere moves in the office. Carry your target out for a date or something and practise your sexual kungfung outside the office.

Isn't it funny that when governments around the world were implementing lockdown procedures with a clearly stated goal of flattening the curve, the same people who said it was a move designed to usher in the Antichrist and one world government are now the same people celebrating the lessening of strictures? LMFAO. Do you folk even reason how silly you sound sometimes? Like just take a day to examine some of these silly things you believe and juxtapose it with reality and try to find a clue. Bwahahahahaha!

ThierryJay:
Basically, it's now a crime for men to flirt with a woman in a professional environment. How then do office colleagues then get married? By reading one another's mind and jumping to the altar ba? How can one know when to draw the line? O ga o.

This is no longer sexual assault but just flirting that is bringing great men down.

Send a quote from songs of Solomon to a female colleague in appreciation and you are a goner. It's well.

Why flirt in a professional environment? Why can't you wait till you are in a social or less formal situation to make moves? Don't mix business and pleasure, that has been a wise saying for a long time.

Kingpin1000:
Make una stop this nonsense. There is nothing like cauliflower fufu. Why want to adulterated the name, fufu can never be replaced. It has this aroma that is distinctive.

WoundedLamb:
Really, it's an issue when when a Nigerian meal is given a foreign name based on the foreign food it looks like the most. For example, calling akara bean cake. But it seems the reverse is the case here. Some cauliflower flour meal is given a Nigerian name (fufu) simply because it has a similar look and feel.

If this cauliflower meal is new and doesn't have a distinct name yet, I don't really have any issue with the name "cauliflower fufu". The truth is, naming food based on the country of origin or another food it looks like has always been the norm. Shortbread is not bread, head cheese is not cheese, there's no turkey in cape cod turkey, black pudding is pig's blood but called pudding cause it looks like it, etc. So cauliflower fufu and fufu can actually coexist, each with its own distinctive features.

The real problem is trying to change the well established name of your local food to sound more "mainstream" and thereby making the food to lose its identity. Moi moi is moi moi and not bean pudding. Lol.

Actually any starchy thing formed into a smooth thick consistency is called a fufu in Western circles.

Probably 2018.

Hisbah21:
you are leaving illegally in their country.. expect anything

If they were illegal they wouldn't be seizing their passports

Algold:
God deals with individual and not group

Are the scammers groups or individuals? Besides are groups not made of individuals?

PastorMIsBack:
My mum would have forced you to eat it like that

We disposed of it before our mum found out or else we would have been made to eat it. LMAO!

PastorMIsBack:
WHAT SILLY THING HAVE YOU EVER DONE?

That time many years ago when my siblings and I were convinced that flour for amala could be used to bake a cake. We mixed it with all the ingredients for cake and the batter tasted OK. Yeah it was horrible. LoL.

tranxo:
Well the god you are referring to is not the same God the op described.

We have a God that can focus on one lost sheep to bring him home. He has no unknown child .

Yes he can allow charlatans to defraud millions of people in his name on live TV but he has time to knock one unknown individual. Like hopefulLandlord said your god needs to get his priorities straight. LoL.

NNTR:
Its actually you that makes it funny, seeing you hiding from the glaring truth

Judges 11:30-31
30And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord:
“If you give the Ammonites into my hands,
31whatever comes out of the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites will be the Lord’s,
and I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering.”'

If Judges 11:31 had a human being in mind, and if it wanted to refer to a person, as you want to argue is the case, then, going by and even parroting your example, it would be written as:
whatever comes out of the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites will be the Lord’s,
and I will sacrifice who it is, as a burnt offering.”'

The absence of "who it is" in Judges 11:31, along with the grammatical structure and word construction indicates, an animal is what was in the mind of Jephthah, not a human being.

_{Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.}

You are the one saying it can't refer to a human being therefore he didn't burn his daughter. The argument stands, he burnt his daughter just as he promised his god your semantic dance won't change the meaning of what we can see korokoro.

NNTR:

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Hip hop hooray, ho-hey, ho-hey, ho-hey-ho.
Give it up for naughty by nature, there's light inside the end of the tunnel. You slowly but surely have conceded that Jephthah in his calculation and afterthought, was actually expecting an animal to come meet and greet him, not

Do you use it for your darling daughters or other females in your family, work place or even community in general? C'mon say the truth, and let the devil remain being a liar

_{Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.}

LMAO! It's so funny that you are using semantics to try and wriggle your way out of this. This sentence: "Think twice before you co-sign a loan, no matter who it is", is a prime example that it can refer to a person so just stop this line of argument, kole werk.

NNTR:
Judges 11:30-31
30And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord:
“If you give the Ammonites into my hands,
31whatever comes out of the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites will be the Lord’s,
and I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering.”

The vow Jephthah were two vows rolled up as one. Whatever comes out represents anything, however, the red underlined, 'it', represents a clean animal

I am sure you wouldn't want being henceforth called or addressed as 'it', so please rein in the larking about. The 'it', is in the detail and the 'it', makes a great deal of difference to Judges 11:31

_{Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.}

The It means he thought it would be an animal yet did not change his mind when he saw it was his daughter, there was no dichotomy.

NNTR:
Jephthah raised up, trained and taught a good daughter

The devil is, in the, IT detail

In your dreams and fantasy world she was

_{Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.}

The fantasy dreamer here is you.

DWJOBScom:
Not too late to have a change of heart

Nah thanks, my days of living in a fantasy delusion are done.

DWJOBScom:
Funny enough the dude (the Indian hemp addict) before SARS torn him apart had better justification that you just posted .

Keep scamming

Learn to write better grammar.

hopefulLandlord:
god needs to get his priorities in order

Seriously. Always watching porn. LMFAO!

NNTR:
You wouldnt find it LOL, if shoe was on the other foot, and it was your darling princess, that you've realised, you wouldn't have the chance to walk down the aisle and she would never know how it passionately feels like, being made a woman

I won't be choosing how my daughters intend to live their lives as adults so I would totally support any reasonable decision they make including celibacy.

It was both. The former concerning a human being and the latter concerning an animal

LoL there was no dichotomy, that is you trying to be too clever by half.

Wouldnt make a difference if I should

Would make all the difference but you can't because the story is she was roasted for your god. LMAO!

The man is either insane or it's a prank. No one in their right minds would walk around gripping a real human head.

AntiChristian:
But the biased people won't report Christian pastor kills so so when it happens!

It's only people with Muslim names they see! How can a sane person do what is described?

Only insane reporters report incidents like these!

This is funny, all the pastor did this or that nko? So now they are insane for report this one case? LMFAO!

PastorMIsBack:
Duration: 55 seconds


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCo4sl1usNA

Now she know how it feels like to bathe with your clothes on. LoL.

NNTR:
It wasnt funny to Jephthah though

Jephthah was sad to the point of ripping his own clothes, because he found out he had miscalculated. He did factor in that it will be his daughter who will first come out to greet him.

Jephthah, in the second part of the vow, as an afterthought was actually expecting to see an animal meet him

Samuel's mother (i.e. Hannah) couldn't have been sad because with the blessing of her husband Elkanah, she willing to keep the promise she made, that Samuel will belong to the Lord his whole life serving Him

I have helped underlined one of the most significant detail in Judges 11:31

The girl understood that what was going to happen to her, is chastity and be dedicated to God's service, the fulfilling of the first vow.

The second vow, has nothing to do with her, being that she isnt an animal.

_{Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.}

LoL was it chastity Jephthah promised the god or a burnt sacrifice. Please show me another place in the bible were a person is ripping their clothes of because off chastity. Bwahahahahaha!

Westernequinox:
The eyes of the Lord are upon the righteous, and his ears are open unto their cry.

16 The face of the Lord is against them that do evil, to cut off the remembrance of them from the earth.
God is not incapacitated like you are, you can hardly Perceive beyond your five senses, your certainity of finishing today with your spirit in your feeble flesh is unknown,so break that pride in your heart, you're a man that is but a breath, your flesh would rot into dust, but God is king eternal.

Yeah sure I am a man who could die the next minute, doesn't make your god any more real than Harry Potter or Batman.

Qatar2022:
Keep on deceiving yourself

Nah I leave that to you, you are doing an awesome job already. LMAO!

naija4life247:
You are free to be unfortunate, but do not bring others along.

LoL. Don't be a patsy, this is a public forum, if you don't want people to laugh at your madness don't display it in the market square.

OLAADEGBU:
cbnnews

We are in February 2022 and they already have data for 2022? LoLz.

PastorAIO:
And in the wider community nobody was shocked. Nobody tried to stop it. The maidens even commemorated it yearly.

When yhwh told Abram to kill Isaac he wasn’t shocked. Almost as if this was just business as usual.

Solid point. Abraham didn't even question if it was the god actually speaking. Ask any of these guys now if the god commands them to kill their child if they'll do it, they'll say its the devil not the god. LoL!

Obviously, their society was well acquainted with the practice. It wasn't a strange vow to make at all. Samuel must have been a lucky chap or else he'd have been roasted too.

AntiChristian:
Too many stories and fables. Na only you?

Most of us too had the chance to do it but no be Jesus gave us knock...

Abi o. Late 90s I had access to loads of credit card information because those days information security was paper thin yet I didn't use it. Not because some nonentity gave me a knock but because I reasoned.

Yet the god completely ignores all the people using his name to make money, they even broadcast their scams live on air. No, he focuses instead on one unknown individual in a dingy cafe in a Lagos suburb. LMFAO!

MindHacker9000:
You don't want to hear it but the truth is that the Jewish race are blessed due to the covenant GOD has made with them in the Old Testament. The Romans wanted a piece of this Blessing that was why they created Jesus and added their own New Testament on top of the Old Testament.
If you don't like the word race, you just have to deal with it, as it is an acceptable English word.
Wanting to show that a country with a higher GDP than Israel is better with all these slums which you cannot find in Israel, shows you are the one that needs to save your face.

LMAO! Don't cry little baby, it's OK, believe in the fairytale. Bwahahahahaha!

NNTR:
If thats a source of wisdom and consolation for you, then so be it

Whatever the depth, this hole you've digging yourself and climbing down in to, just know that there's a way out of it, and the way to safely climb out of the hole, is by conceding that this one verse did give evidence of human sacrifice, albeit none of your fantasy burnt offering for that matter, but it was a perpetual living sacrifice performed by Jephthah's daughter, until death (i.e. the rest of her life

Do you notice how you evaded answering the question, asking if you, believe that Jephthah wasnt familiar with and wasnt aware of Deuteronomy 12:31, Deuteronomy 18:10, Leviticus 18:21 and 2 Kings 21:6? Hmm?

I am leaving for you, to toy and play with in your mind, that important it word, that I underlined in Judges 11:31 above, loll.

_{Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.}

This is funny. Why would Jephthah be sad to the point of ripping his own clothes if it was just celibacy his daughter was going to endure? Why didn't Samuel's mother become sad when she gave him up? You are just trying to shield yourself from what is evident, the daughter was made a burnt offering.

And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord: “If you give the Ammonites into my hands, 31 whatever comes out of the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites will be the Lord’s, and I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering.”

Even the girl understood what was going to happen.

36 “My father,” she replied, “you have given your word to the Lord. Do to me just as you promised, now that the Lord has avenged you of your enemies, the Ammonites.