₦airaland Forum

SAMBARRY:
This one will just be changing wives annually .like father like son


Soon he will Soon find another reason to replace this one.

Before he turns 50 sef he will have amassed women enough to fill 2 storey buildings

This na 'Oga Bello's Son ?
Maybe they wan form their own community called 'Awon Omo Debayo's Community'.
Lolz

Omo see transformation!
Girls been deceiving guys with attachments and cosmetics since 20 BC.
They know men are moved by what they see.

Omo see transformation!
Girls been deceiving guys with attachments and cosmetics since 20 BC.
They know men are moved by what they see.

PierreDeFermat:
use your brain,that can't be the reason. Only men think like that after their wife gets fat after childbirth. The reason has to be related to infidelity. Maybe the husband impregnated a young girl

I dont think its infidelity. Its either she has seen her husband's will and its not to her favour( remember the benin incidents earlier this week, where a second wife bathed her husband with acid) or plain greed because she wants to grab all the man's money as soon as possible.
Thats why rich men always try to marry rich ladies, gold diggers can be so deadly.

holluphemydavid:
Lol, is dere anytin bad in dat?

Ahh, there is nothing wrong in that. A man's got to protect his territory.

See wetin NatGeo Wild don cause. No more fear of all those dangerous snakes again, as guys don study the technique for catching them from that tv channel.
See as that guy carry the cold snake for head like say na ordinary pot. Choi !!!

holluphemydavid:
NCAN Abuja gwarinpa branch
Meanwhile does dis people not knw abt thunderbolt ni (mogun) since d man and d woman had bin doing it for long.

I trust my Afonja brothers; if it was them, the man-cheat for don somersault three times and kick the bucket into the after-life.

passionate88:
Modern day marriages in Nigeria is nothing but a big scam.. I just tire for Nigerian girls matter.

Lolz. E bi like say those girls don show you something.
Take heart bro.

XBLadez:
This picture is should be reserved for future use in tormenting the cone heads of the waste. A headbutt from this guy might land one in Igbobi.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4312839_cemetaryattendant1_jpegdf1ada4ce03b45888a073bbd3ca9887b

Anyway, I pity our brothers in Lagos who buy cooked food from the afonjas prepared with the meats of their family members.

Lolz. You too dey look for trouble. LWKMD.

Rayfield:
"...God, this was my Prayer point at 2014 and 2015 Shiloh, let your will be done quick. Am losing patient. Forgive me my sins and Pick my call."

No wonder there is a delay; you need to face front with the chick you have, lolz.
Its all good my brother, at the apppinted time, the all knowing God will connect you to your true 'eve''.

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It depends on where you come from; to the yoolobas its not child abuse because that is how they turn children upside down to force feed them.
To the SS/SE people, this is pure child abuse, tney will wonder: 'how in the world can you turn a child upside down to force feed him? Do you want him to choke on that sludge?'

This must be the NAHCO shed junction just by the toll plaza,leading,to MMA2.
I have witnessed an accident involving a car speeding towards MMIA (the occupant of this car probably had an international flight to catch as he later started to offload his luggage from the wrecked car) and one coming from NAHCO shed at that spot.

gurunlocker:
Are you trying to advertise the movie as I haven't watched it?

He might be telling the truth. That was how some people were running from Alex Omiagbo when he acted the role of an evil villian called 'Abass' in a now rested Soap Opera.

Money changed hands.
An insider must have have given the kidnappers info on Mrs. Emiefiele's movement; her aides should be thoroughly quizzed by the Police.

Jessidaisy4:
. Please what's an "Afonja" I keep seeing it all over nairaland

That is the nickname for yooloba peeps.

bastien:
She won't be the first abegi.... I know person wey abort 7months belle

When you expose your self and your womb to such dangerous procedure, you put your future family in danger of ending up childless.
No wonder many women are rushing from church to church and fetish doctors looking for fruit of the womb.
The above will not be our portion IJMN.

yuncka:
Nawa oo....this is serious...
Not Surprised...

work of vandals... the cover of man holes are worth some amount.....

My brother, some vandals value money more than their lives and the lives of their loved ones. Who knows if any of the vandals loved ones may be trapped by such man-holes they normally steal their covers.

rotvick:
How is this a front page material?

I have seen a hole like this swallow a man, the hole is located on the median of Eko bridge. When this unfortunate incident happened, I and other concerned citizens, who witnessed it, came out of our vehicles,which was locked down in traffic, and beamed torchlights into the man-hole, as this happened in the night,but sadly could not locate the man. We put a call through to the state emergency number: 767 & 112 and they promised to intervene.
Another incident was reported by a friend, who narrated how a man-hole swallowed a man wholly. This happened near Juli Pharmacy, by Oba Akran Road Ikeja on a day it rained cat and dogs. That particular streach of Oba Akran road is usually heavily flooded during rains and so the man-hole could not be seen by wary pedestrians.
The friend above said when the man was swallowed by the flooded man-hole, he and other people waited for about five minutes to see if the swallowed man will re-surface again, but he did not. Sadly, the unfortunate man had been added to the dead missing persons statistic.
The important reason why this should be on front page is to call attention to the relevant authorities to ensure that these man-holes are properly covered, especially after repairs and maintenance work has been carried out on them, like the Eko bridge median man-holes.
Doing the proper thing can save many innocent lives.

[quote author=Berlynn post=49645519][/quote]Nah.
More like 18-21.

[quote author=Berlynn post=49637743][/quote]So, where do you belong?

Tallesty1:
lols@ovoko.


Do you know the place or you just heard it from someone

I thought that is someone's name?
I think the Police should spread their dragnets to ex-lovers or jilted lovers. Hostile neighbours should also be questioned by the Police. I pray the perpetrators are found and punished adequately.

Lolz.
I had a friend who was forced to marry his sweetheart much quicker than he planned; his reason for doing so was due to a bad experience he had while living alone. The friend fell ill and there was no one to get him to hospital or even get food for him, his saving grace was a friend who visited and seeing his sick condition,drove him to a clinic and later on made sure he was.adequately fed.

cindybaby22:
Surprised this is coming from a guy
thought it apply to we ladies alone
my elder bro is going to be 41 this month & he doesn't feel the need to get married at all.
him matter tire me

Am sure your brother is a 'Nwanna'.Your brother could just be putting up a facade as ,deep down, he might be troubled that most friends are already married, except him.
The reasons why he might be behaving that way could be:
1. financial constraint ( no money for traditional wedding, white church wedding, no money to pay expensive rent, might still be living with mom and Dad, no good Job or business).
2. Social circle: his contact with females might be limited to family members at home and at the office, especially if he drives to work, has a desk bound job, lives in an exclusive estate and does not belong to any singles fellowship or group in church. He might also not belong to any secular club or organisation.
3. Hardluck. Lack of luck with women through serial disappointments
The financial aspects can be overcome if we keep it short and simple (kiss). There might be no need for expensive church wedding and reception as that money can be used to get a good apartment to live after a court wedding, coupled with church blessing. From personal experience, I and my wife, later on, rued the fact that we spent so much money on white wedding as that money could have been more judiciously spent.
The social aspect can be solved by reaching out and joining single groups, clubs and match-making introduction to good ladies.
Concerning hardluck, serious prayers, coupled with spiritual guidance and counselling could help.

olabamiji09:
The guy try no be small............. Look o dat woman no be Nigerian o, Japanese for real, that guy sharp o.

Exactly my thoughts about the wife.

My fear is that we have lost such a talent to the Japanese because the guy can.claim citizenship by marriage.

cruz419:
Mehn see wizkid carbon copy ooo,,chii and yet e refuse to accept the pikin!!!

You dey very correct. See as he is standing like Wizkid sef.

uwagimboo:
Chisos...
That means from Lagos to Enugu using GIG would now be #7500...

Nwanne, time we start joining trailer enroute our destination.

Lolz.

That is why rail links connecting the whole country is the most viable alternative for us. This because one train engine can transport thousands of passengers and good, thereby reducing the unit cost of moving people and goods over long distance and subsequently result in low train fares.
However, modern train systems should be introduced.

ucheokpara100:
nigerians should relocate close to their work areas to avoid transport cost.

Relocate to underbridge or where ?

If you work on Lagos Islalnd, Ikoyi or VI, you will know that cost of rent in these locations are astronomical.

SmellingAnus:
Sad... If the man no confront the herbalist he is a weak man, now him don confront the herbalist, him and him innocent friend Don join their ancestors... No wonder one man say ... I cannot die and leave my wife for another man to enjoy...

The dead men should have gone to report this matter to the Police given the violent history of the herbalists.
In this present time where human life is very cheap, people have to be very careful how tney engage others in fights; even when your car is bashed by an Okada, as some motorists have reportedly been stabbed and killed by some evil Okada riders.
May God protect us and our own from cold blooded killers.

This is a very touching story, it almost brought tears to my eyes.
I suggest you go back to your father's family, since he and your uncle were not to blame for your mom's rejection by their family. If you do this, you will keep your late Dad's legacy alive as he was a very nice man.
Your mom should soft-pedal on her hard stance that you should have nothing to do with your father's family as your step-father's can never really accept you as their own; that incident that happened when you were 18 years should be an eye opener to her. I kYinow she was badly hurt and treated by your father's family, but to forgive is divine.
Great moral of the story: If you as a teenager mistakenly become pregnant or happen to impregnate a girl, do not rush to abort that pregnancy as you may never know the divine purpose of that pregnancy. This nugget of wisdom was passed to me by a teacher, back in secondary school and I have since found this advice to be very true.

Bolustic:
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Bolutife, you no shout Ipod this time around?