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Car Talk › Re: Lagos State Govt Please Remove This Obstruction by lozanni(m): 8:44pm On Aug 06, 2016
olatunji21:
Why do we av to call govt for everything, i don't think this so-called divider causing obstruction is too big for two persons to carry nd place appropriately.....Na waa
Move it back into its proper position and within an hour, those unruly bus drivers and conductors who push it out of position again.
I think the Local Govt. Should ensure it is moved into its proper position and cast it properly with cement, so that it becomes unmovable again.
Food › Re: Have You Seen This Lucifer Biscuit? (pictures) by lozanni(m): 4:49pm On Jul 30, 2016
Qudbell:
cos sey lucifer dey ontop nau, na end time biscuit...some people ehnnn.
Did you see the image of Lucifer on the biscuit too?
Crime › Re: Indonesia Rejects International Pleas To Halt Executions Of Nigerian by lozanni(m): 8:32pm On Jul 28, 2016
alade112:
huhLaw is Lawhuh Every person has his/her choicehuh to obey or disobey the Laws. Your choice determines the consequences. Nobody ever did, or ever will, escape the consequences of his choiceshuh They knew the consequences before Smuggling drugs into indonesiahuh
How about those who were coerced into making a confessional statement, like the Pakistani ?
The Indonesian govt. in trying to punish genuine drug traffickers, should not end up executing the innocent as the spilling of the blood of these set of people will surely be punished through the law of retribution.
Crime › Re: Man Rapes Seven-year-old Girl In FESTAC, Lagos (Photo) by lozanni(m): 4:30pm On Jul 28, 2016
Ikechukwu should be punished for his grave sexual misconduct; the parents of the girl who drove her into the arms of a 'he-goat' because of the loss of a mere recharge card should be sanctioned by the authorities.
Family › Re: Guy Announced His Grandfather's Death By Selfie Taking In Hospital - Photo by lozanni(m): 8:59pm On Jul 25, 2016
Age of Selfies.
That picture will always remind that guy of the moment his grandfather passed from mortality to immortality.
RIP to the dead.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Ogun Celestial Church Chained 9-year-old Boy For Weeks – Police, NSCDC by lozanni(m): 4:42pm On Jul 24, 2016
Step-Mothers !!! Their wickedness no get part two.
Why was the young boy stealing? Probably because he was being starved by the wicked step-mother.
This is the reason why some widowers refuse to get married until their children are fully educated and matured to be able to fend for themselves because a mean step-mom can turn them against their children, even up to the extent of truncating their education, like the poor boy who was chained, as am sure he is out of school.
The Social welfare services should take custody of the boy and make sure he is properly taken care of and educated.
Romance › Re: "I Saw A Lady Cat-walking Unclad At Opebi Road Last Night" - Man Claims (photo) by lozanni(m): 8:43pm On Jul 22, 2016
@Op, you must have passed through Opebi later than 9pm, because such occurances happen often around Opebi/Allen Avenue Roundabout late at night as there are many lewd clubs around there.
I had a similar experience there also, as I worked late that night and was being driven home by my former boss who lived close to me then.
As we approached the Opebi/Allen roundabout, from Allen Avenue, a lady of the night was perched on a flower bed, of the building before the hotel Inn, that has a filling station at its base. Immediately the lady saw us, as we slowed down to allow traffic from Opebi Road pass before us, as they were coming from our left at the roundabout, she called out: 'Pssst!!!' to get our attention. Immediately she saw she had caught our attention, she turned her back to us and lifted her short skirt to reveal her naked butt and pubic region. It was very revealed as the headlight of cars coming from our left made sure that she was fully illuminated.
My then boss, who is a staunch christian shouted: 'My God!!! The highest level of abomination !!!'. It took me some effort not to burst out in laughter because of the shocked response of my boss.
However, later on, in a pensive mood, I wondered what could drive a young lady to such level of desperation to make money by selling her body: was it family problem or a drug problem?
It was so sad.
Celebrities › Re: Kayode Ogunyemi And His Irish Husband, They Wedded Last Year March by lozanni(m): 7:04pm On Jul 22, 2016
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UEDIBO:
HE IS LUCKY. WHO CAN CONNECT ME WITH A FOREIGN PARTNER
If they strafe your a.sh..e, you will know the true meaning of pain.
What a choice to make
Celebrities › Re: Kayode Ogunyemi And His Irish Husband, They Wedded Last Year March by lozanni(m): 7:01pm On Jul 22, 2016
Everything is changeable, nothing is predictable any longer.
When I saw 'his husband' I thought it was a typographical error, then I had to reset my mind again to present realities to understand that the heading was actually correct.
See as a grown up guy is being carried about like a baby, shame for dey catch me if I were the one.
I am sure African parents with teen children will find it difficult to explain this to them.
Crime › Re: Ogun Teacher Caught Sucking Student's Private Part by lozanni(m): 6:21pm On Jul 21, 2016
Nowenuse:
The man may be insane
I tell you. Supposing in his insanity he decides to bite the young boy's Joystick, thinking its a real lollypop? shocked
Politics › Re: Emefiele To Senate: Nigeria’s Economy In Deep Crisis by lozanni(m): 7:23pm On Jul 20, 2016
Jacko01:
Emeifele


You are a disgrace

I mean if i read up to you with all the cbn staff at my disposal I swear nigeria will manage its fiscal abi na finances well

What ia this.....you uave just been at the helm of a free falling naira

Dem no teach you even one thing on how to make it appreciate...... Inflation and free fall is understandable for countries where there are sanctions on like zimbabwe....cuba....venezuela.....norrh korea


But in nigeria wher we can trade all thses happenin shpws you are stupid and ill prepared


I know that cbn can adopt changes that federal govt will abide by...... U guys have unlimited powers



Yet see..... What will senate do for you now pls tell me

Do they have money to bail you out


Is it not you that has all hos nigeria money lubbish
The buck stops on PMB's table as he can fire the CBN governor who really has no choice, but do PMB's bidding.
Lets call a SPade a SPade and stop blaming Emeifele.
Politics › Re: Emefiele To Senate: Nigeria’s Economy In Deep Crisis by lozanni(m): 7:19pm On Jul 20, 2016
Izonpikin:
Suffer....decisions and indecisions of the present and past administration is what is killing us now....

The blame should be shared....


Why na mumu leaders we dey always get for this our country.... huh
grin

My guy, I can see you are seriously pained.
Seriously, we need to take our destiny in our own hands by putting square pegs in square holes.
The govt. should apoint the right people with the right ideas into the cabinet.
Enough with all the clueless ministers in govt. already.
Politics › Re: Emefiele To Senate: Nigeria’s Economy In Deep Crisis by lozanni(m): 7:01pm On Jul 20, 2016
I know PMB's govt. inherited a lot of problems, but I feel its being encumbered by a cabinet filled with career politicians, when in actual fact it should be one filled with world-class technocrats who can proffer solutions to ongoing national challenges.
The time for the much needed cabinet reshufflement is now, as party faithfuls that helped bring the PMB administration to power have already been compensated for their effort in the current cabinet.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: Lagos Lawmakers Besiege APC Secretariat by lozanni(m): 6:36pm On Jul 20, 2016
ndcide:
You are too intelligent for this kind of opinion. You really don't need to be a sycophant... I'm being serious here.

I think you should consider.
Infact am very surprised that Hungerbad will support such waste of Public funds and time.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: Lagos Lawmakers Besiege APC Secretariat by lozanni(m): 6:32pm On Jul 20, 2016
angry Old boy see idle people. No wonder, most people do not know their state house of Assembly representatives as they dont do their Jobs and have lost touch with members of their constituencies.
Sycophancy must be displayed by them ohh, if not they will fall into APC trouble and 2019 re-election will not be assured.
Politics › Re: How Dambazzau Stole And Spent NNPC Money - Sahara Reporters by lozanni(m): 5:51pm On Jul 20, 2016
phemmie06:
And his oga will not investigate him. They keep on practicing the law of if I see the broom.
You did not complete it now: 'If I see the broom, I will passover (not prosecute) you'.
Education › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by lozanni(m): 9:51pm On Jul 18, 2016
@Op na real sharp dude, lol.
I have never been.caught with Expo, but was sitting very close to a notorious coursemate who was caught with Expo and proceeded to chew and swallow the paper with so much dexterity.
The notorious coursemate had on another occassion threatened to tear his exam answer paper and tear mine too, if I did not allow him to have my answer paper for him to copy verbatim. I simply asked to be moved upfront after that threat. Smh.
Politics › Re: Video Of Oluremi Tinubu Abusing Obanikoro by lozanni(m): 1:03pm On Jul 18, 2016
emmasege:
Am sorry to disappoint you. Am from the southwest, from the very state where the cradle of Yoruba civilization is. I need no further proof to convince you. Not every O'odua son or daughter is under the evil spell of Thief.nubu's broom. S'oro mi ye o? That was Oyo dialect (Yoruba ajumolo) for you, not the adulterated one you speak in Thief.nubu's Lagos.
The mass media is very powerful and can be used in brainwashing people. Do waste your energy arguing with brainwashed people who can not reason for themselves.
Travel › Re: Fatal Trailer Accident Along Abeokuta Expressway Leaves Residents In Tears. PICS by lozanni(m): 9:08pm On Jul 17, 2016
WalkerMichael:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jehova!!! Mrs olajiga, Mrs bayedo died just like that? God!!! Why oh Lordhuh? The people involved in this auto accident are my family friends, they actually went for a burial ceremony yesterday. I was woken this morning by a call informing me about the fatal incident. May the Lord console the family of the deceased. I still find it hard to believe. This two people helped my family alot, I mean alot.. RIP ma's
Am so sorry about the loss of your family friends, may their Soul rest in peace.
I travelled through the Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway on my way to Abeokuta, late last month and was so shocked at the dilapidated state of that Road at the Ogun State End.
FG should please intervene quickly and repair that road to avoid further needless deaths.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Still Walking Around Bourdillon Street In Lagos (Photo) by lozanni(m): 1:46pm On Jul 17, 2016
HungerBAD:
Fool.

Walking around like a mad man. And to think he is a Senator of this great Country,makes me cover my head in shame.

Dino the trekker,I have a suggestion for you. Leave Ikoyi and Victoria Island,go take this walk around Lagos Island,Mushin,Oshodi,Ikeja,Ojota or Bariga and then come and tell us the scores.

Go to one of the aforementioned places,and you will know that you are faster than Mary Onyali when it comes to sprinting.

You come Lagos go where them put Air Conditioner for street,come dey swag like peacock.

Clown.
My guy dont blame Dino Melaye ohh. There is always a feel good factor walking or driving along Bourdillon Road, especially seeing the well kept road, the beautiful houses and all.
Politics › Re: Youth Alliance for Change Berates Remi Tinubu by lozanni(m): 12:07am On Jul 17, 2016
olabukola:
IPOB YOOTS AT IT AGAIN.
It seems you read newspapers upside down, lolz
Fashion › Re: End Time Bleaching Of A Nigerian Lady, What Kind Of Cream Did She Use? by lozanni(m): 9:45pm On Jul 16, 2016
odukoyayinka:
U too go far....open yarnsh.. No matter how a lady bleach reach... She can't fit to bleach ha yarnsh hole
Bad man. hahahhaha.
Fashion › Re: End Time Bleaching Of A Nigerian Lady, What Kind Of Cream Did She Use? by lozanni(m): 9:36pm On Jul 16, 2016
odukoyayinka:
U too go far....open yarnsh.. No matter how a lady bleach reach... She can't fit to bleach ha yarnsh hole
Bad man. hahahhaha.
Fashion › Re: End Time Bleaching Of A Nigerian Lady, What Kind Of Cream Did She Use? by lozanni(m): 9:33pm On Jul 16, 2016
UrWorstNitemare:
[size=18pt]Ladies have always being cheating MR NATURE
since 1960...[/size]
Ends shall never wonder. Lolz.
Crime › Re: Two Prostitutes Fight Publicly In Imo State - PICS by lozanni(m): 2:16pm On Jul 16, 2016
madapcmod:
See who is talking, always mast.urbating about Igbo news, yet turns a coward when foolanis massacre his ppl.

See the hypocrite from d state with d highest HIV patients and a place where husbands give out their wives to male visitors to bang as welcome gesture. I spit on ur hypocrisy, it stinks!
That blow to Omenka was really below the belt, lolz
Politics › Re: Malika Haqq And Ajimobi's Photo Got People Talking by lozanni(m): 10:53am On Jul 16, 2016
HalfTruth:
If you're Ibo and calling out Yoruba governors, you're the reason why the SE is retrogressive.
Focus on your leaders. You spent 24hrs talking about Ambode, Aregbesola, Fayose etc, you forget that you're not Yoruba.
How about Ipkeazu?
Who says SE is retrogressive? I admit that Abia State has challenges, like some states in the SW, but others like Anambra State are not doing badly.
The rebuke or correction of a friend is better than the kiss of an enemy- Book of Proverbs.
Romance › Re: Woman Turns Snake During Sex With Lover In Eket Hotel, Akwa Ibom by lozanni(m):
general111:
grin grin grin grin..the man is lucky sha.but one thing i know is that the man should seek deliverance very fast becos dat lady is going to pay him another visit...
Quite right. A friend who had a similar experience as a bachelor, reported that the lady vanished after they made love,leaving behind her purse, but reappeared in his room, suddenly, after some months. My guy said that he almost crawled out of his skin in fear, like Tom in 'Tom and Jerry'.
The mysterious lady however, told the friend above to calm down as she was not there to hurt him, but to pick her purse, due to the fact that he treated her so nicely when they first met.
Politics › Re: Checkout Buhari's Swagger As A Young Man. (pic) by lozanni(m): 6:01pm On Jul 15, 2016
Almajiri1:
He looks like SS.
Et tu ( You too) Almajiri ?
Why is there so much hate among us? I did not vote for PMB at the last election,but now he is our President, I always, like Americans, say: 'God bless PMB, God bless Nigeria'
We have to learn to be proud of our own.
Celebrities › Re: Riot At Davido's Concert In Congo. One Of His Acts Was Raped by lozanni(m): 8:12am On Jul 15, 2016
Respect55:
If dem like, make dem been die. Me wey dey here wey my problem na mb to dey take arrange Nairaland
Lol @mb. Everybody get that problem na. You don read about Airtel's 1.5 G for N50 offer?
Sounds too good to be true.
Politics › Re: President Buhari With His Children In Their Graduation Gowns by lozanni(m): 2:28am On Jul 15, 2016
herzern:
They were lauahinq at them ipob in dhat 2nd pix cheesy grin
Them take Ipob swear for you ? Something as fulfilling and joyous as Graduates being celebrated by their family must attract lobbish comments.
You dey get family celebrations at all ?
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: “I Would Rather Be With Stella Oduah, A More Robust Woman" - SR by lozanni(m): 8:48pm On Jul 14, 2016
ikbnice:
are you sure the man hasn't tasted kogi weed.
LWKMD. Melaye likes robust women like Stella Oduah? Him eye too dey chook. Lolz.
Comic relief from the Senate.
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe: Igbo Ethnic Bigotry And Hate Campaign Worry Me by lozanni(m): 11:03am On Jul 12, 2016
Speak for yourself Joe, because I know that myself and majority of Igbos do not have any hatred for Buhari or Osibanjo, but are so engrossed with issues of modern living like advancing our careers, growing our businesses, training our children properly to become educated and useful members of the society. Infact, I can say with all certainty that 90% of Igbos dont care about Buhari or Osibanjo as they are a race that depend on self-help to better their lives and to develop their communities.
Joe, dont take the rantings of some mis-informed Igbo youths on Facebook and other social media platforms to over- generalise that all Igbos share the same opinion with just-barely-gone-past-teenage youths; as those group of people, in any ethnic group, are known to, sometimes, hold unreasonably strong positions on any issue and can also be very insultive. Check out discussion topics on Facebook about GEJ and you will also find out that GEJ was also being insulted by Northern and SW youths to the extent of his being called a dullard and a ba..ard by some of them.
I will advise you to tell PMB and Osibanjo, that they should not mind those over-zealous youths on social media platforms as they do not represent the generality of the Igbos.
Joe, please also advise your principals to address the issues of economic and political alienation being faced by Igbo youths in order to kill existening ethnic militia groups and give Igbo youths a sense of belonging.

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