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Politics › Re: Jonathan And Buhari Images In 1977: Compare And Contrast by lozanni(m): 7:51am On Jan 12, 2015

thaoriginator:
Once a dumbo, always a dumbo.. That's my born by mistake president.

There are so many retardeens spewing nonsense on this thread.
Its clear they are commenting on issues beyond their cerebral capacity.
Imagine dumbos who cannot win ordinary ward councillorship election casting aspersions on a whole President.
You think say na beans.

Politics › Re: President Jonathan’s Mother Reveals Why He Was Named ‘Goodluck’ by lozanni(m): 4:38pm On Jan 09, 2015

KanwuliaJara:
Who gives a QUARTER OF A PHOCK?

A dunce by any other name remains a DUNCE!

An abortion would have been better!

Does she really call 'this goodluck' of a nuisance A CHILD?

https://gifs.gifbin.com/062010/1277r899575_crocodile-tears.gif

E pain u reach so ?

GEJ until 2019.

Business › Re: Nairaland Contractors Lounge by lozanni(m): 4:32pm On Jan 09, 2015

This thread is very enlightening. I cannot wait to learn more about networking.

Celebrities › Re: Most Admired Actors In Nollywood.(pictures) by lozanni(m): 3:16pm On Jan 09, 2015

AmberQueen:
Who gives a hoot abt Desmond Elliot

Mschew!

Tell us the truth, you have a crush on him. I guess he did not show any interest.

Romance › Re: 5 Real Reasons Why Nigerian Men Patronize Prostitutes by lozanni(m): 5:39pm On Jan 08, 2015

babyosisi:
It is foolish for a wife to withhold sex or add conditions to it
Unless the man is not skilled and not hitting the right spots
I can be angry with my hubby for something he did and still enjoy me some good love making
Sounds crazy but he is that good
After the sex,I still may not speak to him till my anger cools down

Lolz. A typical woman.

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Family › Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by lozanni(m): 2:10pm On Jan 06, 2015

Before I got married, I and a friend used to joke that the only way you will know a married man is, by the size of his stomach as the wife will make sure she feeds him so well.
I have since found out that middle-age spread(hereditary), indolence and life-style maybe responsible for this.

Nairaland General › Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by lozanni(m): 10:01am On Jan 02, 2015

2sExy1:
No state in Nigeria has the kind of usage for Banger like lagos state... damn old days.. Played lots of dangerous stunts such as heading one thrown at me or kicking it just before the first b.a.ng. So many of my peers did that. fortunately, I never sustained any injury. I thank God say I leave Surulere... else, I would have become some cold hard bad boy. Sometimes, I wonder if I retrogressed. cos as kid growing up, I did lots of dangerous stunts mostly due to peer pressure, including one that could have claimed my life as a result of jumping off the back of a moving pickup and hitting my head on the ground. Imagine if a vehicle was coming from behind me... I was less that 14 at that time... There was one that saw me Jumping fence from a neighbour's compound into a mosque. The spear shape metal on the fence could have pierced my diaphragm had I forcefully let off.

I became too cool after leaving Lawanson, Surulere... what a life.

My guy, you are a real surulere brought up boy, like myself. Infact, back then we used to have inter-street competition, where Calabar street boys will continuosly haul bangers at us, Raufu Williams Crescent boys, we also throw ours at them.
Sometimes, we will pick the bangers thrown at us and fling them back into the opposing street, some unlucky ones had those bangers explode in their hands!!!
The above banger battles all happened somewhere off Adelabu street around Alhaji Masha, surulere.

Nairaland General › Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by lozanni(m): 9:47am On Jan 02, 2015

I realised at a very early age that bangers could be very dangerous.
Back then I will light a banger, use a small plastic plate to cover it before scampering for safety.
When the banger explodes, it will throw the plastic plate very far into the air, far above the height of our house then, a single story building.
Eventually, the plastic plate will land on the ground badly damaged.
I thought to myself, then, that this must be a mini-dynamite and must be handled with so much caution.

Romance › Re: Guys, How Does It Feel Dating A Taller Girl? by lozanni(m): 4:10pm On Dec 02, 2014

bulakos:
I had one before the reason we broke up was that she was too tall to seat I the front seat of my little 206

I can imagine snide remarks from your friends: "Shey na giraffe you carry? ".

Politics › Re: My Encounter With Robbers At Mile2 by lozanni(m): 6:24pm On Nov 27, 2014

My Mile 2 experience happened at Otto Wharf, just after the Julius Berger Compound.
At about 6pm on that day, one rough looking guy just emerged from the bush beside the PHCN sub-station wielding a big UTC knife !!!
Omo, if you see this guy, you go fear fear. The guy was over six feet six inches tall, black as mid-night with gruesome healed scars all over his torso, as he was shirtless.
The guy was just going from car to car breaking side-mirrors and glasses and collecting money and phones from the occupants of the cars.
I was in my car, an Audi 80, then and was bringing out the change in my pockets, after hiding my phone, as there was,no chance to run because the thief caught everyone by surprise. When the bad guy got to me, I looked into his glazed eyes and knew the drugs he had taken, was really working on him.
As I streched out my right hand to give him money, he broke into a smile, turned around and walked back into the bush he came out from.
I felt lucky that my car was not damaged and that I was not dis-possesed of my cash. I was much younger then and I guess the bad guy must have thought to himself: "how much really can I get from this young guy?".

Sports › Re: Three Players Keshi Should Drop For South Africa Clash by lozanni(m): 3:29pm On Nov 18, 2014

Reference:
Ouch!! Then get Intel involved. Upgrade his chips. Pentium III just does not cut it anymore in modern footy.

Yea, we live in the information age and our brain must be updated to the times we live in. Lol.

Politics › Re: Tambuwal Finally Settles For Sokoto Governorship by lozanni(m): 9:53am On Nov 18, 2014

If his people need him, I support his decision.

Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You Feel About Your Boyfriend/husband Constantly Groping Your Azz by lozanni(m): 9:25am On Nov 18, 2014

Looking at your pic, you seem to be well endowed down there, so I can not blame the guy. Lolll.
However, the guy needs some self-control so as not to become a serial groper.

Celebrities › Re: Fresh Faces Currently Rocking Nollywood ( Photos ) by lozanni(m): 3:23pm On Nov 14, 2014

Ichel:
Why is LKYD?

Your reply to him is that its a case of kettle calling the pot, 'black'.

Celebrities › Re: Fresh Faces Currently Rocking Nollywood ( Photos ) by lozanni(m): 6:05pm On Nov 13, 2014

Ichel:
Am not hating señor, I've got no reason to.
Btw, who knows, you might have
Patronized me before.

LWKMD

Politics › Re: Yorubass Angry With Kwara Governor by lozanni(m): 9:25am On Nov 05, 2014

mhizenugu:
Yo-robber Land? A nation of cowards! •

Nne, I have been reading all your posts.
Epa mgbo neso ha, especially berem. lollllz.

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Politics › Re: Yorubass Angry With Kwara Governor by lozanni(m): 9:22am On Nov 05, 2014

mhizenugu:
Yo-robber Land? A nation of cowards! •

Nne, I have been reading your post.
Epa mgbo ne so ha, especially berem, lol.

Sports › Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni With His Wife & Daughters (Holiday Pictures) by lozanni(m): 9:59am On Nov 04, 2014

akinsadeez:
Yeah, the guy is really lost but How on earth did Yakubu get such a beautiful wife

lolll. My guy go look for your own beautiful wife. Make sure you are fully loaded and famous first.

Education › Re: Toughest Universities To Enter In Nigeria by lozanni(m): 7:01pm On Nov 02, 2014

Tinubu:
true talk... The UNN admission process is crap. Eight years ago, I had 269 in jamb, and got admitted on merit to study law in unn... At the registration point, one mad staff there said my ssce result was postdated( whatever that means) and stripped me of my admission. Na so I take cry go house, after my parents don hapi say dia baby boy don hammer enter unn. I had even been allocated hostel sef, had attended a few lectures, among other things.... All my efforts to even get philosophy fell through... It was later that one of the staff confided in me that since I am Yoruba, I should just forget trying to get in, because even the 'nwa afors' had not all gotten in... I cried my eyes out. I was so devastated that I could not even muster the energy to take the next JAMB.. Two years after, I mustered enough courage to take Jamb again, opting to study law at OAU as first choice... With my JAmB score of 272 and and post ume score of 298, na my house I dey wey news of my admission on merit come meet me, without lobbying any OAU staff, or knocking on any office Door. I only resumed in school to do my registration and commence lectures. Na the same 'post dated' result OAU accept without as much as a raise of an eyebrow. Having now graduated strong and presently in law school, my middle finger goes to UNN, and whatever it is associated with.

Travel › Re: Nigerian Drug Mule Dies At Madrid Airport Terrified Staff Thought He Had Ebola by lozanni(m): 5:57pm On Oct 25, 2014

freecocoa:
I'd like to think he was really high when he died, atleast it won't be that painful.

Ebola sha, no be small something.

lolzzz. Person dey die, u dey think of his drug induced experience.

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TV/Movies › Re: Reps Move To End Dstv Monopoly by lozanni(m): 12:06pm On Oct 23, 2014

Its about time too. DSTV's monopoly should be broken so that they can offer more customer friendly services.
My worry for our local Digital satelliate Tv firms is that they might not take advantage of the proposed legislation. They still have a lot to do to put their house in order; I can recall that one of those local companies made so much money through increased subscriber base, after spending so much money on advertisement to create awareness of its platform, instead of the CEO of the said company to plough back much of the profit for future growth and development of the company, he went on a wild spending spree buying cars and houses around the world.
Digital Satelliate Television broadcasting is very capital intensive by nature and so funding is very crucial to compete effectively.

Car Talk › Re: Pictures: Presidency Officials Now Use Innoson Suv's by lozanni(m): 11:32am On Oct 23, 2014

femicyrus:
Let us clap for GEJ becos top government officials are now using made in Nigeria cars. He is transforming nigeria!
As if a worker with N18000 monthly that will pay house rent, Nepa bills, feed, pay children school fee, tranport, etc can afford it.
Mobile phone that use to be the birthrite of the rich in naija is wat even a student can afford now. Nobody is clapping for OBJ

OBJ's achievement in the Telecomm sector is indisputable. However, at the onset of the Telecomm revolution, phones were going for about N20,000 each, Airtime was N50 per minute and phone sims were N20,000 per sim. The OBJ admin. introduced competition and the price of a phone crashed to N3,000 per phone(Nokia Torch), Airtime crashed to N12 per minute, while sim cards are now N200 per sim.
The above scenerio is about to play out in the Automobile sector as Stallion motors has produced a Salon car to be sold for about N1.3m, while Innoson motors have promised a salon car of about N1.2m.
Better days are here for Nigerians in the Automobile sector.

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Phones › Re: 10 Types Of People On Your BBM Contact List by lozanni(m): 5:09pm On Oct 09, 2014

Lacomus:
Team "K" be like

Me: Hi joy
Her: K
Me: How was ur day
Her: K
Me: please say somthing
Her: kk
Me: I wanted to send you that money but ..
Her: but what , pls talk now ....
Me: god punish ur finger.

Phones › Re: 10 Types Of People On Your BBM Contact List by lozanni(m): 5:08pm On Oct 09, 2014

Lacomus:
Team "K" be like

Me: Hi joy
Her: K
Me: How was ur day
Her: K
Me: please say somthing
Her: kk
Me: I wanted to send you that money but ..
Her: but what , pls talk now ....
Me: god punish ur finger.

lol !!! Those 'K' people really love money and credit.

Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Stand Up Comedians: Who Is Your Favourite? by lozanni(m): 9:28am On Oct 01, 2014

Basket mouth of course !!! The mere sight of him will cause you to laugh.
Alibaba is another favourite for his well researched and enlightened jokes.

Celebrities › Re: "Goldie Keeps Telling Me That I Know Who Killed Her" - Denrele by lozanni(m): 6:51pm On Sep 19, 2014

Airforce1: Denrele been telling lies right from when he was little

LMAO.

Properties › Re: Abuja’s Abandoned Mansions by lozanni(m): 7:30am On Sep 18, 2014

horlah005: And u xpect me to read all dis ......smh!

If you want to hide knowledge from a blackman, put it in a book or article; this is the thinking of westerners.
Dont let us prove them right by our intellectual indolence; I mean how long was that article? Smh for our laziness.

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Education › Re: Egypt Air Wrongly Routed A Nigerian Student To Moldova by lozanni(m): 12:08am On Sep 14, 2014

This is what lack of available space in Universities is causing our Youth to suffer.

I think Joshua should contact an NGO based in Nigeria with the neccessary legal know-how to commence legal proceedings at once against Egypt Air. I hope Josh asks for the sum of $ 5 billion as compensation from Egypt Air for his torn passport, the emotional and physical distress he passed through in their hands.

Josh should not agree to an out-of-court settlement because he could have died through the above unfortunate incident; it will also serve as a warning to Egypt Air, their unfortunate country and other hostile nations that Nigerians deserve to be treated with decency and respect.

Enough is Enough.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Congo : AFCON 2015 Qualifiers (2 - 3) On Saturday September 6, 2014 by lozanni(m): 9:52am On Sep 08, 2014

I told a friend before this match that: " I fear Claude Leroy and not Congo".
I have been proved right because Leroy can turn an average team into potential champions through his technical depth and experience.
I suggest our technical crew should do a proper dissection of whats on Leroy's mind, in terms of the strategy(ies) he will likely deploy against us during the second leg of our match against them, so that the SE will avoid gargantum embarrasment.

Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by lozanni(m): 1:00pm On Sep 05, 2014

archland22: lease nairalanders i need your assistance...i feel like killing myself .am jobless and i need help..i studied architecture and am very good in in autocad,revit and site supervision..i have good experience in construction work..i have Hnd upper credit......i dont know anybody.....please help me!

Go to Job Agencies, like Pandora at Ogunlana Drive Surulere off Alhaji Masha Road Surulere, and submit your CV.

Take a stroll around TBS Lagos and along King George V Road, just by the National Museum at Onikan Lagos, there are lots of Architectural firms around there you can drop your CV with.

Google Architectural firms in Lagos and am sure you will come across the Top ones, like James Cubbitt & co, who will definitely need your skills. Search for their website Address and then their contact information too so that you can reach them.

Also network with your Alumni Association and let them know you need a Job.

Dont despair Please, you will surely make it.

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Romance › Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by lozanni(m): 8:03am On Sep 04, 2014

farano: No. 3 is none of your business or lemme say it's nobody's business @op

You and all the people who clicked 'like' to your above quote, must really have an itch that needs scratching, lol.

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