₦airaland Forum

WAGAZ:
stupiiid PDP tot ss votes alone can make there drunkard win dey frgt say north get many population .in a state where a man has 4 wives and 34 children compare it with ppl in the east way b say na millions u go use marry talk less of pikin that will add to your PDP vote.

in the north with fura de nunu you got a wife for yourself lol

sai buhari

You see your life
No wonder Boko Haram don decimate una population well, well.
You dey drink fura dey marry wife any how, dey born pikin anyhow. No wonder Almajiri take full everywhere for north.
Before Almajiri dey kill mostly southerners, now they don turn their guns and knives towards their own people, you still dey here dey boast about them.
Sai retardeen

GEJ until 2019.

FTC

Prayer is communicating with God. Its possible you have a spiritual gift, like the gift of prophecy.
I suggest you discuss this with your Pastor, he might give you spiritual direction on how to develop the gift.

The number of spousal killings in Nigeria is becoming alarming !!! On Valentine day, it was a woman in Ekiti State killing her husband, later that month it was a Driver being killed by his wife in Ibadan, now its another man being killed by the wife in Lagos.
I think incompatible spouses should call it quits in their relationships to avoid these sad incidents.

[quote author=adesegun121 post=32156687][/quote]The eyes wey dey like winch own. Wey you keep your broom? Abi you forget am for the midnight meeting? Lolz.
GEJ all the way to 2019.

Olufemiolaolu:
Otueke loading Una hear dont panic oooooo a seating president

Dream on Dreamer, until its over, over and over.
So goes a song. APC boys will wake up soon to the hard reality.

ireneony:
foolishness is wen u go 2 London 2 campaign
with ppl that ve no PVC.
»insane is wen u've bin shouting "up Nepa" since u were born nd xpect GEJ to be a. magician in 4years. »madness is wen u spend 6yrs in d university reading day n night 2 get certificate at d end vote a mallam
without a certificate.
»olodo is wen u use broom 2 sweep without using Parker 2 pack d dirt.
»barawo is wen u say u and ur members will wipe
corruption while ur benefactor owns half of Lagos.
» Mumuness is when a youth votes for his
grandfather to be president when he is supposed
to be the present leader, foolishness is wen an
elder who should be enjoying his old age is
stressing himself doing "I must win
politics" Pls..share 2 orders if u
love naija.

Very correct my sister !!!

You head dey there true, true.

ireneony:
Jonathan

David's friend and Victor in the Presidential election of 2015.

Goodluck until 2019.

GMB retires to Daura.

redsun:
Time never seems to fly in Nigeria. That muderfucker looks eighty. In a country where the concept of time is barely recognised. A country with no records,no archives, no data base, no account, anybody can claim any age.

Hehehehe.
Official age dey differ from real age.

HBD Asiwaju !!!

Victory for GEJ at the Presidential Polls should be a very MEMORABLE birthday gift.
Lolz.

UrennaNkoli:
Emotional

She's experienced and tasted every government. Look at how the men are even watching in the background, all they see is hope for Nigeria. She definitely knows Jonathan is the most cruel , brutal and useless of all the leaders we've had in the history of this nation.

Look at her face and look deep into her eyes, all you can see is

Buhari

Kai Buhari
God bless this aged woman
God bless Nigeria
God bless Africa.

All this APC e-rats.
You have all been thoroughly brainwashed and so have the same herd mentality, even though the herd maybe headed towards the precipice.
The duel is already in progress and I expect GEJ to batter Kai Baba mercilessly.
GEJ until 2019.

alexdellafonte:
cnt imagine someone using a monkey to rob me. If i slap the monkey eh!

Hehehe.

You go first piss for trouser, then comply with the Ape directive.
Strange tales dey happen everyday for 9ja.

Kolade354:
Rip yo, one cant say what caused his death but blaming oda politicla party is just absurd.

Its too early to booze.

ceeceeco:
My Prophesy; If PDP wins, there'll be crisis. If APC wins, there'll be peace. WATCH OUT!!!

Your own no bi prophesy, na HALLUCINATION caused by over-dose of APC tablets. Lolz.

lekejob:
The d- day is here.

Testing.

Indeed, the day is here with us.
You go night vigil over the election?
We pray that the elections will be free, fair and violence free. We also pray that Nigerians and Nigeria will experience peace, Joy and prosperity under the elected President.

What kind of monster will do this to his wife
The woman should walk away from the marriage and get the court to place a restraining order on the abusive husband because he can still come around to harass her at her new place of residence.

yommyphresh:
I'm so sure Marilyn Ogar, Fayose, FFK et.al will be wearing heavily padded diapers by now. CHANGE IS HERE!

For your mind.
Those people are already practicing how to dance 'shoki' in anticipation of victory by GEJ tomorrow.

seguntijan:
Which pipeline was vandalized recently that we
don't know about? people are saying they don't
have money again to importproducts and you are
talking nonsense!, how can you expect me to
spend 450m on a product that 320m used to buy
because you devalued the naira?I continue telling
Nigerians, by the time Jonathan is done with
their ars@, they will regret Jonathan 2019.It is
clear that the nation needs to start afresh but
we must punish the culprits at the polls, the
government's austerity measuresis suffocating
and the masses think its cool!!How can you have
kids studying abroad and you want to vote
Jonathan, are you insane? what devalued the
naira? shortage of FOREXwhere does our FOREX
come from? Sale of Oil, under Jonathan
400,000bbls of this oil is stolen daily worth
$46,000,000 when oil was $115.Jonathan had the
temerity to award a security pipeline contract of
$1.3b to Tompolo who is part of the theft, can
you imagine the wickedness of this man?
Tompolo got his $1.3b in 2011, yet millitary got
theirs in 2014 after boko has killed over 13,000
Nigerians? Is jonathan not wicked? are you guys
ok! how can you vote poverty on your
counscience? Let the Abuja big boys vote him,
let us see how many votes he will get, yet the
poor people who will soon become armed robbers
and prost!tutes are shouting Sai Jonathan!!
shame on your souls!!Other oil producing
countries saved at the time reason they are not
complaining much, Russia saved $480b, their
only achilles heel is their EU sanction.Norway
saved $780b, they are not complaining, Saudi
Arabia saved $920b, depleted to $760b they are
not complaining, in cohort with Qatar, Nigeria
decided to deplete the ECA and Foreign reserve,
that is the genesis of this mess and we say SAI
Jonathan? Why did the governors demand for
their share of the ECA, because Jonathan was
misappropriating it, several personal withdrawals
from the account was proved in court.Under OBJ
nobody touched that account, that was how we
survived drop in oil price as low as $38,
Jonathan is $60, right now and Nigeria is on fire,
can't you guys see?You are an importer getting
dollars at 225 naira and you say jonathan 2019?
you are a m0r0n.By the end of 2015 if Jonathan
continues, most of the students here will drop
out because your parents will lose their jobs, I
am firing three next month and a lot of people
are doing the same, youguys have no idea what
is going to happen by this year end.let me give
you the history, oil price down, devalued naira,
shortage of fuel, removal of all subsidies
including HIV drugs, doyou guys know where
austerity measures end? food shortages.You are
a student and you want to vote Jonathan, sorry
for you because when the government is running
budget deficit like now, salaries will be owed and
your lecturers will go on strike, cant you see?If
you took any loan bank , office or cooperative
loan, with a devalued currency, you are in for an
upward review of your interest rate, and some
people think it is cool to be shouting GEJ 2019,
those people deserve to be shot without trialAll
government funded subsidies will disappear, if
you have HIV, just save for your burial because
in rivers state now, they are stranded, the ones
supplied by the Americans can no longer go
round, cant you guys see?We must punish PDP
at the polls, why are you scared of Buhari, are
you a thief? the undisciplined andthe thieves
don't want buhari, while you a nobody is singing
their praise, what are you scared of?Anytime you
fall in love with Jonathan ask yourself? what do
you have to lose?We are already down with
Jonathan, we cannot fear any worse.Buhari is
not a jesus but Jonathan must be punished for
this mess, he should be held responsible and
accountable for this mess, How can Jonathan
approve austerity measures for Nigerians while
he could not cut his feeding budget and you guys
think its ok!!He flies 9 private jets and you don't
even have a tokumbo car shouting SAI jonathan?
Crude price is down and you thinkJonathan is not
responsible are you daft? how about saving and
appreciating the naira when it was high so that
as it goes down, it won't be this low?jonathan is
a walking disgrace if you support Jonathan and
you are rich, benefitting from this government,
you are wise, if you are an average Nigerian who
is gonna face this austerity measures and still
support his presidency, you are a f00l and a
m0r0n, shaken together and runneth over.This
election has exposed one thing, Nigerians are
very bad people, they are willing to stand and die
for evil, the next hitler willbe a Nigerian, mark my
words.May God help the generation unborn.
# vote wisely#

This APC e-rat, you dont ever get tired? This is how many threads now that has this same article of yours? How much dem pay you? Did they promise you ward councillorship? Hehehe.
GEJ Until 2019.

UrennaNkoli:
Then the fool GEJ will try to release them on election eve so he can blindly lead more Nigerians into the darkness of his heinous path. GEJ must be voted out, say no to violence, say no to terrorism, say no to deceit, say no to corruption.

Seeing his fedora hat alone not to talk of his irritating self makes me wanna vomit. Hearing his wife speak makes me wanna faint. Let's join hands in choosing a new administration for this nation.

Kai Buhari
Pls vote wisely.

Its obvious that you are one of those schizophrenic APC e-rats, who go on to spew hatred and tension.
The above reason is why the APC will lose the Presidential election because we have seen that it is a party of fascists who are bent on brainwashing everyone to toe their disastrious line.
GEJ Until 2019.

Eastherbunny:
He wants to watch the election from VIP boot.

LMAO, that is a good reserved place.

CR77:
Na wa oo always segun


OP abeg make you change your name sharp sharp.

I dey fear to hear the name segun now..

Hahaaaahaaa

Its a tongue-biting name.

almostFamous:
Guys that even when you are smooching,they will rest all of their weight on u as if u are vitafoam

Those guys got carried away by the softness of the twin roes.

Lisaflex:
D lady is prolly marvelled at hw a grown man is displaying his ware in public...U don't expect ppl 2 suddenly go blind cos u decided 2 pee by d road in broad day light.... Cm 2 fnk of it, no matter hw hard one luks,d person doesn't c anytn..Hw do u guys do it?

Nawty girl.

I had a similar experience once. I and some of my guys went for a function where there was so much to eat and drink. I felt the need to take a pee, but there was no private place to do so. After one of my guy had done his, in a supposedly shielded gutter, I was encouraged to do mine. As I was doing so, I did not know some ladies were passing further down the road and somehow were able to see me taking a pee.
What annoyed me was that they started laughing at me Maybe because I took a very long pee (I guess because I had taken some maltina-bottle sized bottles of wine).
Trust your guy, when I noticed them, I quickly turned my back to them and shielded my thing very well

Test.
The dead guy dey flex too much ooh. I am sure he go don dey boast: "This na my area, I go take the aboki cigarette and take any other thing I want, he no go fit do nothing".
See where the flexing don land am, now he go sabi life no get duplicate.
RIP to the dead and may we never fall victim to such misfortfune.

Test.
This one wey ugly die, naim boko daft see to disguise as a woman?
Our Intelligence Agencies should grill him properly so that we can get information on how to nab other would-be suicide bombers before they can attempt to carry out their neferious acts.

Test
A friend from Benue state once confided in me that, even with the caliber of men the state has produced, including the current Senate President, that the level of economic backwardness of the state is mind-boggling.
In this particular case, its poverty of the mind that has made the people of the LGA to be unable to dig bore-holes for themselves. This can be easily achived through communal effort or liasing with the Millenium Development Agents (MDA) of the LGA.
The above measures have been actively adopted, with much success, by their Igbo brothers.

Princecalm:
This is someone that understands the economy speaking and not the clueless one who keeps Naira unstable.

I wonder how he will influence the Naira so that it will be equal to the Dollar, is it through Voodoo economics or economic fiat (Fixing a govt. determined rate of exchange).
The Abacha administration attempted this, in 1994 from economic history, when the naira was exchanging for about $1 to fifty something naira and the naira plummeted to about N99 to a dollar!!!
Every sound student of economics know that when you attempt to impose a price ceiling of a commodity using govt. Fiat that things end up getting worse as was the case above because bankers resorted to round-tripping and became excessively wealthy through the ill-conceived fixing of the exchange rate by the Abacha administration. The above measure further improverished the masses the govt. Was trying to protect.
Smh for Buhari's economic advisers.
GEJ until 2019.

Chaii!!!! Ogogoro, Ogogoro.

The late man and the accused might have been high on cheap liquor, that is why they acted that way.

AJ city ladies know send ooh. The ladies there dey fight like men, I personally know one who is like that.

I dey sorry for the late guy, he met his killer at the Club and she might, also, have been born and bred in AJ city; that na double dynamite waiting to explode.

Azubuike in Igbo.

Ijapa in Yoruba.

I remember a neighbour who had a bettle, who was the butt of many jokes, from mostly carless folks.
The above bettle owner got a car sticker and put it on his back windscreen which read, "wey your own?"
Lolz.

osquareone:
FUT Minna Wil convince u..

Beauty is in the eye of the Alumunus (Beholder).

shamelly:
This car must drive jonathan back to otueke

shamelly:
This car must drive jonathan back to otueke

No, na Saibuhari back to Katsina, then we shall know how strong the car is.