₦airaland Forum

Oweku:
Hmm.... I would have suggested he use paint and write it on the skin of a cow..

That will surely get his attention, especially if the cow is used to block the grazing route

Owoh bandits ti ba Emir

I hope the north will start doing something serious about the evil activities of bandits

She should not have been nominated for an INEC commissioner position in the first place in order to remove cries of partiality from other political parties.
Though she may claim that she has resigned officially from the APC, but it seems she still has informal and social ties with her former APC members as can be seen from her Twitter post of June 2020; her informal ties to APC might have also aided her in getting the INEC nomination for the post in question.
It's highly likely that she will definitely be partial if appointed a commissioner; let the government appoint an apolitical person instead.

Ezewuzie01:
That will be highly welcome. It is a necessity in every international airport and will help create more federal jobs in the state.

Don't mind that guy, he is referring to hard drug trafficking

GAFDAN ko DAFT-DAN ni

hbemigho:
Laurence and I were at a shop close to the house trying to get one or two things when one lady I knew only in passing asked if Laurence is my son and I said yes.

Shey I for just buy wetin carry me come and go back to my house?

I now added, he is my first son actually.

Lady was like wow, you mean you have another son? Like this boy don senior person already?

Pride nor gree me just say yes and go my way. I was like he has two siblings following him already.

This lady legit shouted Obara Jesus!!!!!!

Everybody just start to turn look me, like make we even see the guy wey dey talk sef �

Omo!

One old mama, that was selling pap for the store owner now said, when your age still dey mama house you don born children full everywhere.

To be honest, I didn't know whether to laugh or to vex, because I nor understand the mama.

But whatever she meant, clearly, the mama was deceived by my babyface.

That was how one Oga that was newly posted to our department asked if I was a Youth Corper.

I just said "No sir" and jejely walked to my office.

Me, a whole Registered Engineer and Head of Department oh.

Abeg, I don't want to do baby face again.

Abeg where dem dey sell old man face?

Meanwhile, do you have babyface? What's it like for you?

From your profile, it's obvious you are based in Warri, the people get mouth ohh.
I guess your baby face will mislead people a lot about your true age.

Augla1:
Am very sure what they are telling us is not how it really happened, MKN looked tranquilized as a report suggest, probably a kidnap
Let say they don't want to tell us the truth so that investigation don't get truncated.
Well, Buhari's administration can be smart only if you step on their toes

You might be correct about the tranquilized aspect because they did not announce his arrest on Monday ( after arresting him on the purported Sunday) as they were waiting for the effect of the drugs to wear out first

Juliusmalema:
They should accommodate the gun wielding Herdsmen instead of crying for help.

Ogoni leaders should discuss within themselves and give them lands to settle...

And I am fully sure Wike will approve of it...

Just give them large expanse of land for settlement and all these crying will stop.

I guess you are just being sarcastic

MadamVanessa:
Waste of time, money and resources. She won't even be smart enough to be attending to patients.

It would have been far more better of her begging on the street than this.

Are you writing a satire or really mean what you just wrote?
Patients could just consult her, as a General practitioner, and with the rise in the use of ICT tools and other technologies, she could even do online consultation with clients

This kind of thing dey pain!
I remember a certain guy who got scammed by a supposedly very beautiful lady he met online, fell in love with her and was sending money to her as she claimed to be a student of a certain university in Benin Republic.
The guy's eyes were eventually opened when the 'student' asked him to come to Seme border to meet her after he had consistently pestered her that he wanted to see her. The mugu went to Seme border on the appointed day and was there from 9am until 6pm without the fake student showing up.
When he called her number at about 6pm (it had been switched off all day long), a hard male voice picked the call and the poor guy told the guy on the line that he had been waiting to see the student at Seme border all day long.
The scammer, the guy who picked the call, then proceeded to abuse the guy at Seme border that he was an idiot and a mugu if he was still at Seme border by 6pm as he ought to know that he had been scammed, with that he switched off the phone.
The poor scammed guy was shocked and almost broke down in tears according to his own narration.

visijo:
Wicked world..


Meanwhile My landlord refused to answer my greetings since yesterday, just because i helped NEPA hold ladder to cut our light. � T

You did well

id4sho:

I've got my machete under my bed. Me I cannot come and die, nigga loose guard big time

It seems the guy was drugged as he was said to be a powerful ex amateur boxer.
You never know with women -JHC

zuchyblink:
What was coal, palm oil and Cocoa doing? The North are chronic liars

Too much codeine intake is affecting all these new groups springing up from there.

It's a pity he lost his car, but a car tracker might have helped.
Also, if the jobs he was working on with his laptop could have been stored in a cloud setting, he could easily have downloaded them, finished them and get some more money to buy a new laptop.

ChiefSosa:
That guy's headbutt will give the victim a very serious headache that'll affect the offsprings

I tell you

Women should not get carried away easily with promises of marriage, especially middle aged women with access to some form of wealth. Gold diggers, too often, target these women with the intention of killing them and taking over their wealth or money.
Rip to the dead women

ChiefSosa:
RIP to that woman.
This must be the herbalist. E dey pay attention whether that other man go lie, make e fit rush am with better decking. Head be like that small stone wey dem dey use grind pepper on top grinding stone

If that kind head give you headbutt eh, lips go tear instanta and blood go flow wella

An apple does not fall very far from the tree. Like father, like son.
Their lifestyle is always a dead giveaway.

PlayerMeji:
Hmmm...

I still don't understand this race thing with the so called white people.. They are not white in anyway so where did they get the White People toga?

In fact, I think they are better called colored people... Becos you see them in different shades. Light yellow with blue eyes, yellowish white with green eyes, etc.

They turn blue when you hit them, green when they are envious, red when they are angry, etc...

So they are the COLORED PEOPLE!

Multi-colored indeed.

Nbote:
All of una na one and the same person. Make una dey deceive unaself. Nigerians in Diaspora indeed

That is eh, arranggee Diaspora members

LibertyRep:
Pastor T.B Joshua's death is indeed unexpected and shocking.

May the SCOAN family be comforted.

I hope they have a succession plan by the way.

I hope they do have a succession plan because too often when a charismatic leader dies, there is bound to be infighting if there is no plan in place.
However, I pray there is a peaceful change of leadership for the church because of its existing members worldwide.

Maxymilliano:
PTSD

Its most likely to be PTSD.
Its a fallout of long exposure to the violence of war; I guess soldiers coming from the war zones need to be properly psychologically evaluated to avoid stories that touch the heart.

Oshe she yewa nsin - It is now very clear to us

I thought I had seen it all, but Zimbabweans always come up with something new.
Innovation is his name, so he tried to be innovative in his manner of stealing.

Simplyleo:
E don set be dat.

Ipob pigs, ESN and UGM will soon understand that their madness was able to flourish for the simple reason that Buhari had not approved any specific measure. All along, security agencies were just acting based on discretion.

Now that a position has been taken, we will soon start seeing letters copying FIFA, UN HIV ATHIFKU PUTIN etc.

My dstv subscription has expired, lemme re-subscribe sharp sharp.

Continue supporting injustice, by the time it gets to your turn, there will be no one to speak for you.
The man dies in him who supports tyranny and oppression - Anon

BUSHHUNTER:
This one is beat by lesbian

It was a male lesbian with a macho reputation to protect

fasho01:
The country is hard, everyone looking for any means to survive

I tell you. The suspects are mainly cannabis dealers and this fact should be considered in their sentencing.
Many countries in the world have made legal the cultivation and sells of Cannabis for medicinal purposes, I support this step if it can lead to regulation of its consumption as well provide income for those involved in it.

hedonido:
Fools. All of them from Mbaka to those 'celebrating' his 'reappearance' are all bloody fools.

Let us hear from Father Mbaka first as he has not stated that he was kidnapped or arrested.

festacman:
As an entrepreneur, Oba Otudeko is a go-getter. As a boardroom politician, he is bullish, very bullish. As a money-chaser, he is a hard-nosed capitalist. He has the tendency to browbeat regulatory authorities both in money market and capital market. There is no doubt that Oba Otudeko is a principality in the mammonic kingdom.

However, every empire has its rise and its fall. One hopes this corporate governance misadventure will not lead to the fall of Oba Otudeko empire.

Time and time again the non -compliance to corporate governance ethics by bank shareholders has resulted in many banks going under or being taken over by the Amcon.
I think the CBN ought to be very strict on the issue of borrowings by board members of banks through placing a total ban on such insider borrowings as this introduces a lot of manipulation and default on loan repayments by such shareholders which, ultimately, will result in a situation that is to the overall detriment of the bank and its depositors.

obalize:
Nigerians are not intelligent. They're vile and wicked. Are you telling me a group of idiots can be rented to support what is evil against the massacre of their own people in the name of God?

Believe me, God hates Black People.

God does not hate black people, it's just that we work against ourselves.
The hunger in the land is so oppressive that some people can sell out their conscience for a bowl of meal ! The politicians know this and, sadly, they are manipulating the masses using this 'hunger' tool.

These people should at least credit Nigerians with some level of intellect
Who in the world does not know that this is a rented crowd of praise singers; well it does not change our opinion about the minister in any way at all.