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Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper Because Of A His Girlfriend ;graphics by luminouz(m): 5:49pm On May 21, 2019
AngelicBeing:
Yes because I don't do pay as you go, I earn 7 figures in pounds and dollars, according to antiriot, I am a gentle guy, much regards grin
Lmaoooo...
I feel u!!!
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper Because Of A His Girlfriend ;graphics by luminouz(m): 5:15pm On May 21, 2019
lefulefu:
hollywood love movie ke? abi u mean all those mexican and philipines telemondo films
U don forget Yoruba movies ni?
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper Because Of A His Girlfriend ;graphics by luminouz(m): 5:14pm On May 21, 2019
AngelicBeing:
Run along if you have nothing reasonable to say angry
Are u talking to me that wayhuh undecided

Me? The alien jagaban!!! grin
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper Because Of A His Girlfriend ;graphics by luminouz(m): 5:13pm On May 21, 2019
Badonasty:
Goan hookup with witches in hell fool
Why u dey vex na??
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper Because Of A His Girlfriend ;graphics by luminouz(m): 5:10pm On May 21, 2019
AngelicBeing:
Nawao, world population is 7.8 billion, women are 5.6 billion and men are 2.2 billion, so you kill yourself because of one woman when you have over 5 billion to choose from, like seriously sad
Who told u men are 2.2 billion?? undecided


Dey dia dey hype ursef
Crime › Re: EFCC Secured The Conviction Two Fraudsters In Ibadan by luminouz(m): 5:00pm On May 21, 2019
[quote author= post=78590116]See him mouth like expired fufu!

We ALWAYS tell you guys that CRIME DOESN'T PAY.

For all you fraudsters and supporters of FRAUDsters reading this, the next mugshot will be yours.

You can't escape it lailai!

If you can't do the time, don't do the CRIME.

Chikena!!
[/quote]Do u ever actually BBQ or GRILL anything?? undecided
U are always on NL every darn time...kilode!!!
undecided undecided
Culture › Re: Amusat laleye Dusin Kidnapped In Osun by luminouz(m): 3:59pm On May 21, 2019
zoedew:
How you trivialise an issue so critical!
Its not trivial to me but I won't start foaming at the mouth now,will I?
Culture › Re: Amusat laleye Dusin Kidnapped In Osun by luminouz(m): 3:37pm On May 21, 2019
zoedew:
You forget that victims are no more than commodities the victims are hoping to turn to cash and they will stop at nothing to dispose of same where cash is not forthcoming
I'm no victim... I'm alien!!!
Culture › Re: Amusat laleye Dusin Kidnapped In Osun by luminouz(m): 3:36pm On May 21, 2019
macIB:
I wish you well.....
Thanks hommie.... cheesy grin
Culture › Re: Amusat laleye Dusin Kidnapped In Osun by luminouz(m): 2:19pm On May 21, 2019
Jeezuzpick:
Careful what you wish for, dude!

Those Fulanis will slit your throat without so much as a blink.
What makes u think I dont know how to kill too? undecided
Culture › Re: Amusat laleye Dusin Kidnapped In Osun by luminouz(m): 2:18pm On May 21, 2019
Afonja007:
what if they need your cucumber for ritual huh
*covers his blockos*

Why u dey play with that kain thing nahuh undecided

Be careful o!! wink
Culture › Re: Amusat laleye Dusin Kidnapped In Osun by luminouz(m): 2:17pm On May 21, 2019
phonemakemoney:
I pray you don't witness kidnapping or go through it, Kidnappers of nowadays usually kill victims if negotiated demand is not met. Sometimes they torture before finally killing.
Kidnappers are humans, they can be killed too!
Culture › Re: Amusat laleye Dusin Kidnapped In Osun by luminouz(m): 2:16pm On May 21, 2019
JubrinElSudan:
All these your forming alien no be for kidnappers, even if dem no pay ransom for your head, the kind beating wey you go chop
Let them kidnap me first na,I go come give u story!!! wink
Travel › Re: Flood: Owutu-ishawo Ikorodu Residents Cry Out As Flood Takes Over Their Houses by luminouz(m): 2:13pm On May 21, 2019
LuciferQuran:
Knowing Afonjas, I won't be surprised if a skull is found floating around...




*spits angry
Keep spitting...ur moniker go soon reach 100,000
Culture › Re: Amusat laleye Dusin Kidnapped In Osun by luminouz(m): 2:10pm On May 21, 2019
mkcderf:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


SEE VIDEOS AND PICTURES BELOW

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Why are you this super-densehuh.


WE KNOW THESE STYLES BEFORE YOU CAME.I STILL USED TWO OF THEM LAST NIGHT!!

SO KINDLY GERROUT NA!!!! undecided
Culture › Re: Amusat laleye Dusin Kidnapped In Osun by luminouz(m): 2:06pm On May 21, 2019
The day they will kidnap me eh,dem go shock...I will just be smiling. By the time dem taya to dey ask for ransom,dem go release me,dash me tfare on top...


Mi o Raye oshi!!! smiley
Celebrities › Re: IK Ogbonna's Wife, Sonia And Her Curves In New Photos by luminouz(m): 2:04pm On May 21, 2019
sweetilicious:
It isn't easy.I love my curves too!
Nice advert...
Oya,lemme see dem curves tongue
Romance › Re: How I Survived Drowning by luminouz(m): 9:35am On May 21, 2019
Well...ion do shiit to impress anyone,certainly not when it puts the alien in jeopardy. I'm a poor swimmer,not been to any pool in ages but I learn quickly and even if I dont become an expert,at least I'll be good enough to save my own life in case of boat mishap or beach drag or whatever

Let's keep safe,people
Romance › Re: What Is The Biggest Lesson You Learnt From A Past Relationship? by luminouz(m): 9:17am On May 21, 2019
BronzeMajik:
I'm never going into any long distance relationship again, its barely worth it, apart from being emotionally draining, financially its suicidal, heaven knows my bank account was red all through last year.

And, dating a guy who is always broke is a big No, the rate of begging you for money all the fuckin.g time increases, I'm sick and tired of it, it's so annoying everyone should have their own Money in relationships and stop leeching, well... I've learnt my lessons I'm never helping any guy out again in the name of relationship.

Abuja guys.. anyone do they enjoy begging or what?
Lol..
Where are u based?
Health › Re: Cute Ugandan Boy With Blue Eyes And Vitiligo (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:11am On May 21, 2019
paddyofboss:
Game of thrones eyes
Nope...Night king had White Blue or Ice blue eyes...cruel,harsh and hard eyes...this kid has deep blue or ocean blue eyes!
Health › Re: Cute Ugandan Boy With Blue Eyes And Vitiligo (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:08am On May 21, 2019
Hintona:
He is stunning kiss
The kind of beauty that keeps you looking
Just cuz he has blue eyes!!! grin
Health › Re: Cute Ugandan Boy With Blue Eyes And Vitiligo (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:08am On May 21, 2019
dollytino4real:
those eyes sha looks fearful to me o
Chicken!!! tongue
Food › Re: I've Not Cooked In 8 Months - Nigerian Lady Writes by luminouz(m): 8:27am On May 21, 2019
iRepNaija1:
Just shut up. You're bringing up points I didn't even mention in any of my responses and using poor English to boot.
Nope,I won't!! I gave u exactly what u said darling...ur aggressiveness has made u suddenly amnesiac abi?
Poor Englishhuh shocked what did u drink this early morninghuh
Family › Re: Pastor Samson Farounbi: 'My Wife Denies Me Sex Over My Small Joystick' by luminouz(m): 11:17pm On May 20, 2019
Lovelyn451:
Some men ND women sef.. grin which one be small penis again, shebi it can produce children ni...haba
Wetin u wan use am do again
Wooos wobi lovelyn...na only children diick was made for? Ur satisfaction nko? wink
Car Talk › Re: Honda Launches Nigerian Assembled HR-V SUV - Photos by luminouz(m): 7:46pm On May 20, 2019
Pricehuh
Computers › Re: New Dell Inspiron 15, 8gb Ram, 1tb Hdd, 7th Gen Core I3-7130u... 100k Firm Price by luminouz(m): 4:38pm On May 20, 2019
Nsonaso:
Sorry sir... If it's Touchscreen, I would have indicate on the description I wrote

Also the box picture I uploaded the full specs where written on it too and there was no indication of Touchscreen
Ok..thanks bro
Crime › Re: UPS Staff Attacks His Wife In Lagos, Flees (Disturbing Photos) by luminouz(m): 2:15pm On May 20, 2019
SweetCunt97:
This is what the society has reduced women to! Pressuring women to settle with anyone as long as you married. Even when u report to families they tell u to manage and make shiit work
Just look at what u reduced urself too@ ur moniker...
U dont deserve to criticise anyone....bittercûnt
Computers › Re: New Dell Inspiron 15, 8gb Ram, 1tb Hdd, 7th Gen Core I3-7130u... 100k Firm Price by luminouz(m): 1:34pm On May 20, 2019
Nsonaso:
Available
Are u ignoring me?? lipsrsealed undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by luminouz(m): 12:22pm On May 20, 2019
freethinker01:
I had one very bad habit when I was growing up n that's stealing meat from pot. We were much like 6 so it's kinda hard to know which one steals the meat. I would go in the midnight, eat like 2 pieces, go back to bed. And this was going on for like months, I was so perfect that it the pot doesn't make any sound when I close and open it. Then comes the d-day, on this faithful night, I just left my room, went straight to the kitchen, oblivious to me, my mom was in the bathroom. I didn't know she'd heard my footsteps then followed me. I just saw the person behind me when I was just about to put the 2nd meat in my mouth. As little as I was, she carried me straight to my dad cuz he has already promised to give the culprit worst beating of his life. My dad woke up like what's has happened hope there's no problem. She just pointed to my mouth.
The way my mom and dad beat me that day made me fall sick for a week. The whole neighborhood was woken up. Mo je baba nla Iya
Now this is hilarious grin
Romance › Re: Love Hotels: ‘short-time’ Service Becomes Saviour Amid Economic Downturn by luminouz(m): 8:39am On May 20, 2019
[quote author=Twoclans post=78546947][/quote]Fresh n fair babe,with the customised smile...awayu? kiss

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