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Cock and bull story!!!

You love and have been with him for three years(including the time after you knew he has a wife and 3 kids) what's now the issue?

Fake stories are always easy to tell

1. I have a story please be gentle with me, my heart can't take it

2. Describes how loving the dude is, bla bla bla... And how she met all his needs but he had a flaw. Yet she loves him still

3. With all the love and whatever, she suddenly decides to divorce him

4. The most annoying part, asking for advice when all the red flags and blue moon bullshiit are visible.

I just taya for people sha

Guys!!!


Please let's ignore the trolls oh biko. Nairaland owner posted a stuff about tribalism and name checking on Nairaland. Many people advocated for redpill thread to be scrapped too. Now we must be very careful. Don't entertain trolls biko. Let's not give any reason for this thread to be deleted

Haydens:
Bro, I wept at how MCU canceled him from featuring as kang.

When you are at the top, the best decesion you can make us to stay away from bítçhes cos any slight mistake will be used against you and they mostly win.

The thing pained me no be small. I liked that dude. He is a good actor. He even showed that na the girlfriend attack am but the law cancelled him and Marvel dropped him, his talent manager dropped him too.

E pain am die ...why he no adopt the redpill na?

elmagnifico411:
I no believe the story jare.. if it happens to be real, If na me, na to send the woman back to her people sharply. She don help am find another job? Rubbish .

It's only a fool who would believe such mumu story. It's a fuqin lie

This is how you know some cooked up stories.


A man who did all that for his wife will now resign from a 1M NAIRA job because his ex-gf works there too? Shey dem don find another lucrative job for him or what?

Who but a fool would believe his own family will support such mumuricality decision, even if the wife supports it.


Fake, cookedup mumuric story

Philosopher1979:
Yeah I often wonder. I observed that when I tell ladies they look beautiful they smile at me as if I gave them a million dollars.
It must be that they are insecure about their looks and have low self esteem.
I once observed a lady look at the mirror for minutes. When I told her she looked beautiful she smiled and thanked me. I mean she was so obsessed with the mirror.
Girls are like michael Jackson. Insecure about their looks. U will notice that most plastic surgeries are done by women and some even use artificial bums and camel ties.
Their low self esteem and body issues must be something bad boys play on to get them.
This gender has issues with even self confidence.
It's funny though. Michael Jackson was also like that trying to turn himself to look finer like a white man.

Micheal Jackson issue is a bit complicated. He had vitiligo. He could wait for many years before his whole body turn white or he could just evenly remove his brown skin for good and become white.

His nose job was where I suspected he was a little bothered. He wanted to look different

BloomingDale:
God forbid me to wake up so early to cook for any man.

Any man? Even your dad, uncle, grandpa?

Palazee:
Dude is the definition of consistency


The energy wasted on trolling this beautiful thread if channelled to hustling. Dude will be balling by now.

I agree with you.

New Year wey everybody dey hustle for better life, yet others believe in constituting nuisances on a thread they claim to hate. I don't get it.

Nawa oh

Jewessgratitud3:
Should a father even bathe the children in the first place? Ok, fine. I know sometimes they need to help the wifes out with some chores but how about choosing to do other things while the mother handles that?

We are all girls and I don't think my father ever bathe any of us. My Mom always had her sisters around to help out besides my dad was a very busy man in his days. So by 6am hes out of the house. weekends are his resting days after doing some major house cleaning which is not all the time.

Please let the women handle bathing of children.. if any man is itching to bathe his children let him go for the boys or forget about it altogether. There are other important things to help out with Biko.

This is so wrong!!! Why can't I bathe my own daughter? What are even talking about? So when the wife is busy or travelled, I should wash the boys and let shakabula bathe my daughter abi?

Your post just dey taya person

madscientist88:
you don't wash kids privates with your hands,all you do is splash water,girls private is self cleaning, putting soap would upset the ph and cause problems.

You say whaaaaat?😳

Beremx:
I disagree with you. A female privates needs to be washed whether a baby, toddler, teen or full adult.
I never hear this one before o!

Girl wey never marry or born children dey advise you and you dey listen to her? That one no know anything na

I support your opinion. You are a mother and you have been in the game a while

MetalJigsaw:
Chai! Na true sha... U sef come carry am enter this thread😂😂😂 ...ah u Kala o🤣🤣🤣

Abeg free d nigga o

Boss, we don't engage the trolls. You know that their wish is to derail this thread and scatter everything.

Fiscus105:
Why given ADVICE wen all women are bad and indoctrinate ur fellow men against women?

Why not get married to ur fellow men and go for "adoption" to have ur "biological" kids?

Bunch of hypocrites!

Why are you here then, hibiscus or discus or whatever dafuq your name is... Just fade away like a bean-scented fart and the Lord will bless you.

Efilse:
You dumb f%ck! You still don't know what the redpill is.

K

PureFace1:
You are the idiot here, because the last time i check there's no book advertisement in that post and even if it was nobody is forcing you to buy any book.

You can just continue on with your miserable existence because i don't understand where the agony you are feeling is coming from, is it jealousy of people successful with women ?

Many women are out there you can get as much as you like too with whatever beliefs and strategies you have, no need to be so bitter like someone that will soon commit suicide.

You should have ignored him.

Other mumus like him are vicboy1, wotowotoman. Same moniker, same person...

Ignore and watch them fade away like the mist before the early morning sunrise

Jewessgratitud3:
It's obvious no decent girl agreed to date this one he then found solace in the bossom of olosho and is now pained. We understand.

I know a guy like that. No girl agrees to date him cos of the way he looks. He now resorted to carrying prostitutes of all kinds both old and young dirty looking women like him. If he now sees any clean girl, he'll be calling them bitches.
Even me whenever I'm passing, he'll be singing..
"hey bitch gerrof the way"
hey! Gerrof the way"
lol.... Na him type be this Op.
Smh.

Lmaooooo

It's the 'bitxch gerrof the way' that took me out

That's Ludacris song. 'Bitxch gerrout the way'

Colson:
if na woman and man matter now your rotten prick go stand. Everything else, zero.
Nitwitted numbskull

K

Lmaooooo

It's either your diick or the last aboki wey nack am reach your level

Colson:
Shut up you're a dumbass. Werey dey do damage control.
You're a shame to the paleontology department from whatever institution whence you graduated from. Olodo jati jati 🤡🤡

🤣🤣🤣🤣

E pain you sha. Pele Mai dear!!!

Tynaclem1:
Lol very very

👍👍👍

Colson:
No, houseflies aren't animals, they are cheeseburgers 🤡

Olodo. Na to carry redpill and woman matter for head like gala you sabi. Nothing else dey that your head.

Werey.... Read my subsequent replies to him. Sarcasm is lost on mumurics like you. I'm a paleontologist. No way in hell I won't know what animals or plants are.

Be like say tinubulation don colonize your brain sotey you no know sarcasm again

Beremx:
yes na. 17yrs of marriage and counting

Jesus...I salute you Ma.

santaclaws:
LOL glad you could take a joke at least.... Nice one 😁😁😂😂

Lol...I was baiting you with that stuff of course. I wanted to see if you'd go off into a rage. Your reply off me. I like dark humor.

santaclaws:
Sorry I even replied you in the first place. I thought I was talking to someone with basic education who knows the difference between animals and classes of animals.

To you, an insect is not an animal but a plant right? With this your brain, I doubt say you fit learn vulcanizer work 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....

That was a good one. Insects are animals too.

Beremx:
I cooked efo riro last week. At least in a month I cook it once with pounded yam.

Still learning how to cook other type of soups. Na small small I go learn am.

You don marry?

santaclaws:
Relax... No need for the aggression😏

My take is that not all animals are meant to be eaten, at least you cannot eat a mouse or a housefly, so why don't we draw the line where we should? Animals like monkeys, apart from the fact that they look like humans, often harbour pathogens, Ebola comes to mind...

Anyways, it's a free world and you can eat what you please. ✌🏾

Who told you people don't eat mice?

So housefly na animal abi? No make me wooze you oh.

Any animal may have pathogen....cook the living daylight out of it and wash it down with palm wine

epainos:
He said....or you are sure he can do it. Lol. You recommend when you are sure...not when he said sir.

Are you ok? I referred you to someone who said here say he could do it...why asking me mumu questions again?

Talk to him and find out yourself na...

JudasNaKarrot:
What is wrong with this Ebola Asiwaju Tinubu sef?
Where you not the same person who wanted to lead Nigeria to a disastrous war against Niger because of coup, now you want to shelter an accused coupist who is found culpable for trying to violently over throw a democratic government.
This man is confused and should be cautioned the way he is using Nigeria to play Pin pon.

Goan caution him na.... Bignose

Vinnie2000:
So u don chop baboon B4?

You are a .......

Cannibal?

Lmaoooo.... Ain't we all?

Tynaclem1:
Any girl that tries this with me will see God. Disgusting

Are you sure? 🙄

Vinnie2000:
Anyone that eats this Roasted animal is a CANNIBAL, no Cap.

Such a Fellow will Kill and eat the nearest Human, if faced with serious HUNGER.

Vinnie goan sit ya black ass down nigga

Baboon meat is sweet. If hunger catch you, you go collect more