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santaclaws:
Anyone who can conveniently eat this can eat a human being... Those places where they eat monkeys and baboons in Nigeria are the same places where you'll find cannibals. 🤐

Go sit ya black ass down.

It's a baboon, so what? It's an animal to be eaten..it's not a human being so wetin you dey yarn. If that baboon catch you ehn, e go chop you raw or you think it would pity you?

ADEADE292:
Who's game with this kind of animal mate, am confused when I come across this roasted baboon....to me I see this as pure wickedness.

Hunger never beat your life ni na!!!

Yes they do.

This happens mostly when they are cumming or about to.

One girl said "Lumi, I will die if I don't carry your babies"

She is married now with 5kids and they ain't MINE!!!

🙂

spiSeyi:
See this one wey dey play , NOUN has a lot of intelligent students you can ask any NOUN graduate. NOUN is more of a research-oriented institution and it has helped my career. I am currently working on transformer models for Deep learning projects like time series models for predicting economic events, LLM, and GAN (Generative Adversarial Network).
Meanwhile, I will be launching my apps soon stay tuned to NLand

Oya gimme small chops from your account na, big boss!!!

Bigheaded mudafucker!!!🤣🤣🤣

epainos:
1. BSc to doing postgraduate abroad is a smart move. That's good. A certificate to move forward.
2. A professor has made something good for himself. The person only wants another certificate from his present discipline to do something else (maybe his passion).

So, you too can see that NOUN is mostly about getting that paper. A progressive move. I can employ that guy who furthers his study with it elsewhere, and definitely, the professor is already smart. Both men are only after the paper to do something. The professor may be studying theology there...lol...and might be a professor of engineering. Gat it? Just for the "pali" sake.

I cannot employ fresh graduate because I have checked them well, and over 95% who graduated from NOUN do not gain much knowledge. They don't usually perform well..meaning that the teaching methods adopted there aren't excellent.

Get the cert and use it to upgrade yourself. Thats it. And learn more.

Nigeria is hard....so if it's the only way to quickly get a first degree, it is fine. But I don't respect anyone who attends NOUN. I have not met one single person who passed through their department of computer science and can code well. If you know one, I would love to discuss with the person how he learned it well. Lol..

Cc spiSeyi. He said he finished there and can code like hell. So contact him

BloomingDale:
Racism is the process by which systems and policies, actions and attitudes create inequitable opportunities and outcomes for people based on race. Racism is more than just prejudice in thought or action. It occurs when this prejudice – whether individual or institutional – is accompanied by the power to discriminate against, oppress or limit the rights of others.

All these ..for a drop of blood?

Shalaye for racism? Nawa o

BloomingDale:
They should bring that judge to Africa especially Nigeria to sentence this useless Nigerian men. 😀😀

Yen yen yen ...see her big fat mouth

Jewessgratitud3:
I think the whites need to be more careful in the way they handle these criminals in court during any kind of trial regardless of the weight of the crime because most of the times I see how loose they are with security when treating a case. Even the way the hardened criminals are allowed to freely express themselves in an odd manner leaves me wondering if this Whites really know what they are doing.

Criminals are not to treated nicely. They should be bundled up in court during trials because they are capable of anything. Once a criminal, always a criminal. Never to be underestimated.

Nonsense post!!!

MetalJigsaw:
Pink pill😂😂 what does that look like?

I don't know bro...check the romance section. I never bothered.🤣

See as thread dry!!

If na one woman dey cookathon now...thread go don reach 60 pages.

Nice one to the record holder.

rocknation62:
Wait fess…are you advising us to start fvcking olosho? I don’t understand your point.

Yeah nigga!! That's what he saying...

So just start going to Oshodi, Ojuelegba or whatever hellhole you reside and carry hoelosho, pay 2k for half a nut and come out with your trousers around your knees yelling for help, while she chases after you with her naked breasts and joggling ass-cheeks in broad daylight!!

So you see, Hoelosho is the best type of woman on the planet, if you don't have one, then you are uselèss mudafucker and you should just kîill yourself.

*Sighs* The shiit I read on NL sometimes deserves an award. OP just blatantly defended prostitutes in broad e-light!!! I'm tired

DkJay:
Yes it's possible. Not everyone bleeds during the first sex. Sometimes, the hymen is just pushed to the side and remains there.

Or the blood would have been so little, it wasn't noticeable and quickly disappeared after the first few thrustings.

Or the woman used kaun(lime rock or whatever-used to wash the slime off snails) on her pussy. I have seen some women do that to escape being tagged non-virgins!!!

faxana:
You're defending somebody who posted a dancing video with his second wife a week after his son's death?
Oh my God!

Oh your God, on a matter wey no concern you?

Are you this jobless? Why are y'all so emotional like this?

Husband and wife dey fight and you are taking sides? E go clear for your eyes soon!

PerfectJUSTICE:
Good morning guys. I met this lady some years back and one thing led the other we stared living together. She is from north central why I am from the east. At first it was just sex but somehow it started developing to feelings (from her end though). The sex was so good that she became pregnant. She finally gave birth to a beautiful girl but we kept staying together. God knows I should have married her but I saw signs that I was very scared to commit my future with her kind...yes..her kind. She was too temperamental to the extent that whenever she's angry she goes for the kill. She once used a knife on my face that left a scare even till today. I can't count properties she has destroyed whenever that demonic anger is on her and she's extremely jealous. Her jealousy have pushed her one time to make me sleep outside in the cold even when I wasn't guilty of her accusation. It got to a point where I couldn't take it anymore and I had to tell her to go. I didn't know that was just the beginning of what she has in store for me.

The day I told her to go and that I am fed up, I left for work only to return to an empty apartment. She moved everything from the house and left just the rug for me. I cried. I tracked her to her sisters place and saw her but I didn't see any of my property. I wanted to take it up with her but some people adviced me that it was ok she left with the property than with my life. I left her and started afresh but I didn't stop caring for my daughter who is 5. I was still paying her school fees and still fed her (or will her say them). Truthfully this lady is not from a rich home. The mum and siblings are still in the village struggling.

I woke up to a new year call on the very first day of this year to hear that my daughter is now in the village with her struggling grandma and will not be returning anymore. I almost passed out. How? Why? She said if I needed to see my daughter again I should go to the village that she wanted to live a free life.

See what cohabitation have caused me. I feel depressed. Pained. The village doesn't have access. No network. I can't even reach anybody. I'm so very frustrated. What your advice please

If your story is real, track the village she is from....take your child back from the grandmother. That's the unofficial route.

Officially, involve a lawyer and try to see if you can get custody of the kid.

No matter how you feel about the mum, that child must never be allowed to suffer!!!

N.B: I didn't abuse you on how simpish you are because the priority for me right now is your child. Get her back ASAP.

Martinez39s:
Do fall for that nonsense and irrational mood swing. Tell her to behave and sit up. If you allow and normalise this nonsense, it will be your portion.

Exactly. Imagine him leaving his house to go look for kpomo by 12am in a hostile and volatile country.

Make the cravings dey take am easy o biko

Ignore biko


Let's just ignore.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Light993:
As much as you people pour spittle on this thread, you always come around to read posts from this thread y'all like to call useless.
The redpillers do their dealings here, they mind their business, they don't go outside of their redpill thread talking down on other folks, yet you people would come to their thread to look for what you've not misplaced.

But then, i can't blame you for this behaviour as it's something you have control over..

They have their own pink pill thread. I don't think any redpiller ever went there to say shiit. We just don't give a fuq. But women can't stop interrupting our convos here and you always wonder why. You don't like something? Then stay away and do you. We always handle them here by ignoring them.

Kindly refrain from quoting any f moniker on the thread. We don't need their attention, and we won't engage them in conversation, lest the thread be closed down by the owner of Nairaland. That's the holy grail of desire from the feminists on NL

I love how everyone ignored the two up there fighting!!!

Keep it up brothers!!!

heartofcity12:
Simps remain the enablers of these females entitlements.. 🤦‍♂️

Beauty and shape wey men like me wey no dey spend shi shi don fuq taya? It's pedestalization mumuricality disease (PMD) dey affect these simps na. They think because the girl is pretty, she no dey suck diick, do doggy, being choked, ass slapped, vigorously fuqed, cummed on her face and drink my cumm-type of girl. If only they knew!!!

The mumu might have not sent his parents 100k in a whole year but here he is, doing appreciation of the Lord's work!!!

Damn, simps make me mad!!!

OKOATA:
You caused all of this yourself, recently a lady friend of mine called me for her birthday, we didn't have anything going at that time to be honest so I sent her a few box, she was so elated and happy and I think what I sent to her made her fall in love or like me, don't really care. She came spent some few days with me. After a while she started with the usual ladies billing then I told her if you can't invest as much as I have invested in you then I'm not giving or sending you any money 🤑. Na so she start to dey invest o. Dey buy me this and this. In summary if you are with someone and she's not investing in you, then you are just dating yourself and fooling around. Now she has even spent pass what I have spent on her. This is 2024 be wise boy.

OKOATA, why am I not surprised by your post? Mudafucker!!!

Pmedia7787:
He is under 18
Try and understand

I don't care. At his age, I already knew what the redpill is.

He should get his shit together ASAP

saucerence:
I had my hearts on pause for 3 years now no emotional attachment with any lady .... the. Come last year June these beautiful girl came into my life and I felt it a sign of true love , I did almost everything for her including looking for a house she could settle down, and we she finally got a house she stopped me from coming too see her with various excuses, like her land lord is thinking an her boy friend and she does not like the feeling , so I asked her out and she said nothing can happen between us , okay fine let me be and moving on she no gree and started been emotional I stayed back just coz you cannot hate what you once loved . I am the kind of person who loves walking away angrily from suitation for the sake of not hurting people. Well we became closer and the feelings never died 😀. Recently she started acting up like letting me know we re not dating and am not her boy friend . The house I followed her too look for the guy is sleeping there these afternoon and she refuse to let me in. Today she has broken me into pieces and I cannot pick my piece any more . I,m moving on with my life now ..... I got her jewelries and other stuffs coz I felt she needed care more of which she said I have been doing 80% of spending since have been with her . But today I have made up my mind to move on and never look back @ her or any lady for now

You are a disgusting simp. She played you twice and she will still play you again if you don't take the redpill.

Palazee:
The guy is a redpiller and am suspecting luminouz and ballzproblemm

Nah! Not me. OP doesn't have a big yansh so why waste my time?🙂

UK People again?

This is tiring!!!

Little21:
Mr"Ok" are you listening to yourself right now?

K

That millie0 dude story long die....


Summary!!!

1. Your friend is an oloriburuku (Bad head mudafucker). I hate people like him with passion. I stay far away from any guy who worships pussy to the extent of backstabbing their friends. They will kill you for pussy, or generally being better than them in any other endeavor. That dude knew you fūcked her and still went behind your back to do such rubbish, shows he thinks you are a simp and he doesn't respect you. For now, be cool, but as soon as you get back to school, separate yourself from him and stay off him. Never listen to his apology or comebacks. That dude will kill you in future. Take your properties and stay alone. Let this be a life lesson for you that anyone can betray you, even your bestie. But so long you have YOU, you will survive.

For You, Your nature is making you sweat too much on woman issues. Your age also factored. My advice, is don't become a baddie or cold-stone mudafucker because of a woman. But I suggest you get better at controlling your emotions by reading manosphere books and having a redpill mentor. The latter would open your eyes and guide you while the former will enrich your mind and thought process when the latter is absent.

2. That girl you are messing with is a stewpid little hoè but then ain't most of them like that? For her to date your friend, the taller guy and you showed she is more loose than a tomato basket at Bodija market. I'm damn sure she bleeped all three(or maybe more, who knows) so what would you want with such an entity. She is for the streets and you don't wanna have such a woman in your corner in any way because she would ruin you. Read 'Eve' by James Hadley Chase and you will see how such women utterly ruin men. I read that when I was 12 and it became my mantra for never trying to date or save a damaged woman.

3. Your parents are working super hard to train you in school. Try harder to justify that investment. Read well and pass and don't spend your time worrying on little girls. That you are owing student debts and you seem more concerned about how your friend fuqed your woman irritated me. Dude, you should be working your ass off in the UK to help gather your fees to help your parents. WTF is the matter with you? You can get other beautiful girls when you resume school so why waste your energy on a damaged hôe. Get ya black ass a job and start saving for school bro.😡

4. If you see any girl you like, you can approach, be friends with but be careful with the sex aspect till you are such she ain't a höe. It will help your mindset and career objectives if you find a good girl that you can grow with.

5. Your diick size is not the issue for me, it's your sexual inexperience coupled with anxiety before the act itself. Porn made you think you must be hung like a horse but
that's bullshiit. Know that and be at peace.

N.B: I didn't list these points to address all your issues but the ones I felt are very important. Other pillers will advise you on those.

Zandena:
I just don't understand why this minister is always found at immigration office while there are other para-military agencies such as Civil Defence, Fire Service etc under his ministry.
This portrays him as having a particular interest in immigration which many believed was the reason for retention of the current CG who has retired from service since may 2023.
Let the minister also exert the same energy on NSCDC, fire service and members of staff of his ministry.
Minister should sit in his office and work and not roaming around immigration offices!

Lazy YOUTH!!!

You no dey read?

Little21:
The man is really a senseless adult.
Does catching her cheating really warrant this type of retaliation? Men have been caught cheating by their wives numerous times, and I have yet too see them do senseless things like this. Infact they do nothing just crying their eyes out while he continues cheating.

What if their kids sees it? Very senseless way to go about things.

See this one oh...e pained you

spiceadole:
See them.
Online..They brag that marriage doesn't benefit them.
They call themselves alpha males who should not kneel to propose to a woman.

But offline,they are the opposite.
They are still kneeling to beg women to marry them.
Clowns

Keep quiet, big head!!!

Who told you the dude is an Alpha Male? People dey go MFM dey look like that and you think he is alpha? I can never kneel down to propose to any woman. It's not right on any front

Better go sit down.

Nicepoker:
You kneel down and beg a woman to marry you. Someone you will take care of throughout her lifetime.

Naso simps dey do na.... No logic at all. To even think he is Christian dey baffle me.

Yugoslavia247:
Western world is a woman's world. Men kneel.
Africa is a man's world men pay bride price and don't kneel.

Why all the kneeling?
Can't you propose normally?
Why the camera?
Can't you do it off social media?
Why at cross over?
Can't you do it in a more secret place?
Good for them

I'm tired of the kneeling! It's so gross and irritating. Haba!!!

New Year and trolls still dey follow us like bees on honey?

Better use this year to better yourselves.