₦airaland Forum

Dear madam, Even with the long epistle written,
The SIP still seems like a failure.
Because it's all figures no impact.
During this period unemployment was at a record high to the point that we are "AWARDED" the title of poverty capital of the world.
I don't know what social intervention is defined as if it doesn't address poverty.
So madam, ur wite up "is all school no book"

One of a Hallmark of an intelligent person in which I am one of them is that whenever I do something or embark on a project or a venture
I do it in such a way that people will be looking at direction A as to what I intend to achieve whereas I am going to direction B even though direction A was an option.
All financial records are intact, some files burnt, and so?
Can we ask how.much will be used to rebuild that structure ( if it won't be like 5 billion budgeted for of which only 20 million will actually be spent).
Has the aim not been achieved?

Deltayankeeboi:
Always talking shit. You have lost all your brain cells and sanity defending a failed government.

Even though I don't like the idea that it should only be a selected few .
But let's agree that this is what u want to do,
Please let the relief package be an impactful package.
Not the loaf of bread and nylon of rice and beans please.
Dear Governor, u also have a creator and u will.leave that position one day,
I am pleading with you please give an impactful package.
May the Spirit of God take this matter up.

No sir,
Stamp duty of N50 is what is deducted from inflow of 10k and above.
Vat is charged on services like Requested statement of account, ATM card etc (withholding tax is on ) interest paid into ur account.
Regards

Rich4god:
Be informed... It's called VAT. You should channel your annoyance to the FG. VAT is deducted from every account when an inflow of more than 1k enters the account.

For where?
if you are banking on FG, you are on a life long thing.
Even moniker @fuckkthemod (just one person) has given over 300k in cash on nairaland and people are showing evidences that they received 10k.
you can imagine people praying for him.
some prayers will get to his 4th generation , his grandkids will be thinking it because they are brilliant.
but FG? it's all audio or probably voicemail or both.

For the record, I love Buhari as a person. I really do but I do not like the way the economy is being run;the Calibre of his cabinet members and so.much media talk.
I had high expectations from him being the kind of person he is.
So for now, I still rate OBJ as the best we had solely based on the performance of the economy. QED.

Youngzubi:
Hello Dear Nairalanders.

I just want to know if anyone has received any money or relief fund from the federal government or was it meant for FCT alone?

sir, where did u get it and how much. please?

zotzy:
Made in Nigeria mobil 5w30, I have one already. What’s your advice for me, do I use or do away with it.

pastor Chris is right.

I'm not his follower but on this one he is right.

check my post on seeing equipment being moved- my guess

(5G and covid are two different things)

then the price should have gone lower than the current 123.5 and announcing price up and down shouldn't have occurred.
they are just playing on our intelligence.

Haha, the set-up of bokoharam and bokoFG are doing their thing to score cheap political points.
now the 100 billion meant for coronavirus will enter their pocket.
Take their political calculations to the deep, you will see that this is what they just did.

sir, I don't agree that the church should assist the government, rather they should assist their members and identifiable places in need of help like motherless baby home, prison, widows.

it is the sole duty of government to make the country liveable for it's citizens and residents which is why you see countries like the US, Europe and others doing what they did.
whereas Nigeria leaders are worst examples of how not to govern a country.
they don't care about the electorate in which caring for the electorate is supposed to be their number 1 duty and responsibility.
it is not the duty of the church.


[quote author=desiredhome
post=88130863]It's because of those that are suppose to do and are not doing it, that is why the bashing......if everything Church are doing how is was supposed to be, the poverty level will not be high as it is.....
The Church is suppose to assist the government, where government cannot reach[/quote]

if u mention his surname only I will know Him.

meanwhile fmr senator Zwingwina was in the church.
don't know if he's still there now.
he had a serve-your-self dinner at his house warming after Sunday evening service one of those days.
definitely knew lots of members in that church but sadly some have passed on.
(all @ FBC Garki abj)

Amanda4life:
Ok baptist church.

They know how to give.

There's a man I know from that church,

He can give

yes,
u are right.
them and ikoyi Baptist Church.
new estate Baptist Church too and shepherdhill.


oritamefa Baptist Church is highest in giving to Bowen University or bursary I think.

Ibklaye:
First Baptist Church Garki is more than a church, they are wealthy, their heavy contribution to the Baptist Convention is a testimony.

;Dwhat's ur surname. cos I spent 11 years worshipping in that church as far back as 1993.
maybe we can relate.
haha.
and of course make I beep the church to send our own ;at least the cash

tyeenigga:
What My Church Distributed To Ease Lock Down

My church just sent 10,000 cash coupled with half bag of Rice to ease the lock down during covid-19. First Baptist Church Garki, Abuja has done well.

tyeenigga:
What My Church Distributed To Ease Lock Down

My church just sent 10,000 cash coupled with half bag of Rice to ease the lock down during covid-19. First Baptist Church Garki, Abuja has done well.

;Dwhat's ur surname. cos I spent 11 years worshipping in that church as far back as 1993.
maybe we can relate.
haha.
and of course make I beep the church to send our own ;at least the cash

tyeenigga:
What My Church Distributed To Ease Lock Down

My church just sent 10,000 cash coupled with half bag of Rice to ease the lock down during covid-19. First Baptist Church Garki, Abuja has done well.

tyeenigga:
What My Church Distributed To Ease Lock Down

My church just sent 10,000 cash coupled with half bag of Rice to ease the lock down during covid-19. First Baptist Church Garki, Abuja has done well.

What businesses would still be making some income during this Covid-19 period in Nigeria.
I suggest those into food commodities like semolina, indomie, etc.
those into medical supplies.
those into agricultural commodities and staple foods.
Farmers especially crops.


please can u name others

this is the best explanation do far.
from the legal point of view.(u are definitely a lawyer ) or close to that profession.
now that's legal.

in the real world . (outside and business world)
so many things come to play,
like areas of specialization , how long u have been in the business, how much of the money you have paid, nature of agreement including clauses u both are privy of, ur negotiation skills,

as it stands, the owner of this car has better leverage than the HP driver.
a lot depends on the agreement u signed,

after, reading that driver had dropped car,
I would have said he could have raised the concerns he had about the car(as against just dropping it like that).
his response would give u insight on the kind of person u are dealing with and what to expect should matters arise.

Vision2045:
I beg to differ sir or ma

What the owner of the car transfers fter signing the HP is what is term "contractual custody of property". Which allows the driver to keep, use and pay out the agreed worth of the vehicle.

Ownership of the car is only transfer when he completes the payment..

Even if it's remaining 5naira the condition that bestow ownership to him is not yet perfetected and if a case arise when he has pay almost 90% of the agreed sum in a hire purchase..the only principle that can help in suit is the principle of equity and that depends on the versatility of his lawyer...

In HP agreement the person giving out the car has the very very upper hand in law.

title: you've got mail . (film I am looking for)

starring Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks.


others are

Troy,
Spartacus
saving Private Ryan.
cold mountain

Ay04z:
tell me the title of the movie u want.

Free courses?
Example?

Olalan:
Take courses online.......

Sir which one is zoom.
Bet9ja is off limits for me.
I only play soccer on laptop.
My lappy is not in good shape at all

youngest85:
Bet9ja zoom soccer is bae

Sir,
I'm.not sure I can download movies.
Most of the one sites or app I have tried don't always have me movies.
Treid severally.
I wanted to download this film. "You've got mail."
You might see it in the list as a movie.
U will see 20seconds on the time.
I had to delete all.my movie app after several disappointment.

Ay04z:
Watch more comedy movies.

Hello folks,
I am asking the nairaland community on how u are keeping up with boredom during this general lockdown/curfew/stay-at-home period of the covid-19 era.
Away from my family due to work,
I am.really bored.
So I just have one or two games to keep.me.busy.
And I have overplayed them.
So I asked, how are u keeping up with the boredom.

NB.
Would love to have movies to watch but I have no set up here for that

sir, I like the way u hammered on this because some people are deaf to warnings.
pls could u share experiences of people so they can take the lesson there in

Ibechris2:
All those that I know who have defiled the bed of most married women and men are all fighting one battle or the other...is either they can't keep a home or wife wants to kill them.

In several cases,either armed assassins killed them or badluck jammed them or in most cases their business will collapse for no known reason.

If u must sleep around pls avoid married women,it can cause your total downfall. I beg u cos u are too young to waste away.


That is my submission!

no sir, except of debit alert of stamp duty charges on all my accounts.

something is fishy worldwide. if they can't claim, can they at least identify.

if it were u ,what would you be suspecting?

FGonline:
what are u suspectin

when I drove to Lagos last week Friday,
I saw some trucks, short trucks, yellow and white, they were moving equipment, between 5.30 to 6.00 pm (heading up country,we were using one carriage way but rain was hazy, at time , location was b4 we get to Foursquare land) on Lagos ibadan express way, I couldn't slow down to have a good view,
but my mind was wandering what could it be.
they were moving together following a line.
they were not construction co,
rcc was off road

sir, I still think u got the wrong guy.
I have no association with ikpeazu. he was never my reference point.
I spoke only about the relief material from Lagos State. I believe relief package should be better than what was delivered.
it's purely a humane point of view not a political point of view.

enjoy the rest of your day sir

pricklewane:
This is why Ikpeazu should do the magic you need. I want to believe the eba from Ikpeazu is impactful enough since you said that of Sanwo is not impactful enough for. All your other wail should be shove down your throat.

sir, I don't understand your post.
firstly my father or grandfather didn't fight no war.
secondly, I am a Yoruba boy.
thirdly, I have no business with south east Nigeria except I worked there for a 3 year period and I didn't fully like character of people I met there only few people showed humane love.
fourthly I was only focused in the pallative of Lagos State and I expected that since it wasn't everyone who will get the package then it should have been a more impactful package. what was given looks like he was being forced to do it rather than coming from his heart to relieve people of their difficulty.
lastly, I do not have any present day politician I am looking up to neither do I belong to any political party or it's affiliate.
kindly consider u got the wrong guy.
cheers sir

pricklewane:
Igbos should come defend their governor here, multitude of them have been insulting Sanwolu since morning. See them below...

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Can you imagine what this shameless n despicable pig is refuting on the dailies. A two term governor not ashamed to say he as not contributed a dime to the Covid 19 fund.

I spite on all this despicable shameless Igbos.

Here we have multitude of foolish Igbos insulting the effort of lagos state government but here is a shameless despicable 2 term igbo governor not able to donate N2 talkless of the N70 bread his senseless tribesmen are rubbishing. May each n everyone of you wail to hell for the excuse you have as governors.




Your fathers are the ones God as been punishing with over 2 million of your foolish tribesmen dead in a fruitless war. Cursing you the more can arouse the anger of God. You should be left to wallow in the pitiable shithole your existence as been dammed n condemned to.

Shalom !

sir, which of the stanbic IBTC mutual funds?

because i have invested with stanbic Ibtc and i can categorically say that the investment projection you illustrated is not automatic.
infact from 2009(during the credit crunch,) the price came down never to go up again.

also b4 i could collect my cash, i had a rough time. ( though this was none of their fault just the TAT.)

the price goes up and down.

@ deedee44

nitigriti:
@xana101
A305 gave you the best advice: invest in mutual funds! And there is no better place to take your funds to than StanbicIBTC.

Place your funds in a high yield investment portfolio (they are riskier, but yield higher) and watch your funds grow at 13-20% per annum. In extremely good years, your funds could grow by as much as 25% in 1 year. And, to make it sweet, keep rolling over your yield earnings along with your capital. In 15 years time, we would be talking about several free millions of naira in your account.

Let's crunch some numbers:
(1) If you start out with #800,000 principal in a high yield investment averaging 12% yield every year for 15 years; leaving the capital and yield (interest) untouched; but adding additional #360,000 yearly; you would have your capital of #6.2 million plus accumulated interest of #11.6 million at the end of 15 years.

(2) If you start out with the same #800,000 principal in a high yield investment averaging 15% yield every year for 15 years; leaving the capital and yield (interest) untouched; but adding additional #360,000 yearly; you would have your capital of #6.2 million plus accumulated interest of #17.4 million at the end of 15 years.

Note that both scenarios are conservative. StanbicIBTC is Nigeria's financial markets "market maker," so its book's will never go red. The implication is that its portfolio products will always give the best yields in the country for sometime to come. Only a political upheaval will upturn its current position. Maybe this is the reason Dr. Atedo Peterside refused OBJ's offer of CBN Governorship.

You have the capital. I'm sure you can afford an extra #360,000 deposit every year. StanbicIBTC is there waiting for you.

You are good to go sir.

Sir, with due respect,
please allow a man to make his decisions.
you don't know what he sees.
You don't know whats he risks his life for.
You don't know how he makes his money.
you don't know what makes living worthwhile for him and they may be very different from yours.
You don't know his story.

Sir, I don't think there was need to put a story trying to describe @uchman and the other guy asking for a 900k car. ( he may as well be looking for the car in the wrong place . it doesn't mean he can't get the car he wants for that amount. You never can tell.

Life is not straight.

Cheers man

Ifebazz:
No, he's part of those Nigerians who'd rather take N300 to and fro bus rides than have GTB remove N25 charge for using another bank's ATM.
People die and leave everything including money and properties behind meanwhile, those who never knew how hard it took for those things to come into being fight over it and sqander same.
Enjoy your life now, for tomorrow is not guaranteed.
Keeping N10mikes in your account just to save 'gradually' for N3.5 mikes for one year, well I don't know what to make of it since he said he has 'taste'.
If (God forbid) kidnappers nabs him now, will the N10mikes not come out?

under lockdown? we go see oh , how many days this reduction will last

this may be a good gesture but this is poor service,
I thought it is for the poor /vulnerable, so will this last for 14 days or are they bringing it everyday knowing that it's not even for everybody. this has no real impact I must confess.

see I am tired of discussing Nigeria matter.

no wounds in this lockdown as far as my comment is concerned.

there was no financial institution in the exemption list in pmb speech.

b4 this 14 day fg lockdown, sanwo olu had allowed skeletal services rendered by banks.

40secondsMan:
The statement refers financial institutions shall be allowed to operate, which by extension includes banks.
There is even a thread on fp here, where cbn appealed to fg to allow banks operate.

This lockdown is not to wound u, na to keep u safe.